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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Gamelover41592: Uh...they've known for several chapters now...also, I think they have BIGGER things to worry about...
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After Pacifica risked life and limb to help Dipper...Wendy just didn't have it in her to keep her from Dipper anymore...in any case Dipper rather enjoyed a girl who complimented his lovemaking and treated oh-so tender lovingly as he did so...so...why not?
It didn't hurt her decision that between working at the shack and looking for a cure for Dipper's issues...she was just too tired for anything else...
Dipper noticed her stress...and wished to help...
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Manly Dan was walking by Wendy's room when he heard the following...
"Miss Wendy I want you to feel better down 'there', may I please make you feel better? You've done so much to help me and I want to pay you back." Manly Dan gaped in horror, what was happening here?
"I don't think that's a good idea you might not like it, I mean no offense Dipper but no ones ever done that for me before." Explained Wendy. Dan was foaming, how dare this BOY ask to snack on her womanhood!? After all they'd done for him!?
"I know but you've been on your feet all day trying to help me and you look like you really need to relax and this will help. Besides good or bad you're gonna like it." Dan at that point could swallow coal and crap out a Diamond.
"You know what? You're right! Let me take these off - rustling of clothes could be heard much to Dan's horror- and you can get to work. I'm a little self conscious about this Dipper, doesn't it look weird?" The statement flabbergasts Dan, why would ANYONE ask that about their 'bits'? "No. In fact it looks very pretty,just like everything else about you. Now, let me get to work."
Suddenly the room is full of Wendy's MOANS of approval and squeals of delight.
CRACK!
"BOY YOU HAVE SECONDS TO MAKE PEACE WITH BUNYAN BEFORE- What they hey?"
Dan has heard enough at that point and barges In only to see Dipper and Wendy wearing clothes and Dipper massaging Wendy's feet. Wendy is too out of it relaxed to care her dad barged in and says Dippers hands are magic. Dipper is of course scared and apologizes before scurrying under Wendy's bed.
After Wendy realizes that Dipper stopped massaging her feet, the aches come back and she realizes what her father has done. She gets really mad and approaches Dan visibly angry...
The scene cuts to Dan fleeing terrified and you the narrator states that Dan walked with a Limp that he never spoke of for the remainder of his life...
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While Stan was setting up the wax man exhibits, Wendy was busy reading through the journal for more ways to cure Dipper. Although things seemed good with Pacifica now, Wendy wasn't about to put all her eggs in one basket- Especially a basket owned by the NORTHWESTS.
She flipped through the pages... "Warlocks...centaurs...strativarius?" Wendy shakes her head with a sigh. "Y'know, I'd probably be enjoying all this whole 'D D come to life' thing if not for the mentally crippled boy who needed my help."
She takes a quick peek at the paper, showing all the corpses of the crazy woman who tried to murder her and Dipper being sent to federal forensics. Between the evidence found on said corpses and their testimonies; several more commune chapters were raided and arrested.
Wendy groaned...a lot of these 'maybe' cures were deep in the forest in near impossible to reach places...she'd go there if she had to...but she'd REALLY like to try out anything that was close to home...
Gideon!
Wendy's eye's widen as a familiar commercial comes on...
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Wendy snuck out While Stan was preoccupied yelling at wax John Wilkes Booth for 'assassinating' his favorite...to go see Gideon's show. She'd never known much about him save for what Stan occasionally ranted(and she mostly tuned out for). She'd usually never give a 'psychic' a second glance..but considering she became a mermaid in a sea monsters den the other day...well, who knows? Seems like anything was possible these days...Also she REALLY didn't want to walk fifty miles through a fire swamp to fight a cyclopes if she could help it, so this was her current best option...
She wasn't exactly won over by his cutsey song and dance...but after seeing him know about intimate secrets like Toby's gross rash or Lazy eye Susan's secret ingredient...it made Wendy wonder...could he be real?
...or he could just be a clever fraud...BUT since it was either this or finding an ancient gold pyramid that MAY be full of cannibals...well, it didn't hurt to be thorough right?
So after the show she went up to talk to him. "Why hello there...Wendy Corduroy is it?" Asked Gideon. "Wait, you know me?" Asked Wendy.
"Well I'd be a lousy Psychic if I didn't, now would I?" Gideon giggled, "Seriously though, I'd have to be blind and deaf not to hear about the radiant angel that rescued that poor boy from that den of harpies!"
Wendy couldn't help but be flattered, "Well...I don't know I'd say 'angel'..." She chuckled slightly, but quickly shook her head getting her back on task. "Right, about that...Look, I know this is a long-shot... but any chance you know a psychic trick to help Dipper with his problems?"
Gideon got a thoughtful look, "Huh...won't lie...that's a TALL order...if...if I recall correctly...I remember something about a..oh, what was it...a soothsquito? How it could help psychics...cure night terrors? Or such? Shoot, it was so long ago I've forgotten..." Gideon shakes his head sadly.
Wendy frowns...she thinks she remembers something in the journal about a soothsquito...but she'd just flipped past it.
"Hey, I think I have something about that..." Wendy rustles in her bag..only to find the journal NOT there...
"Wha? I coulda sworn...Shoot! I must have left it back at the Shack!"
"It's alright my dear, Stan is no fan of mine, but together I bit we could get this journal before he notices!"
Wendy thanks him for his help and leads the way...never notcing his warm grin...become a twisted smirk...
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Gideon chuckled to himself as Wendy opened the back door of the shack, "Foolish girl! you know not the power you hold! You go all around town holding that dang journal! Only a matter of time before I saw it!" They walk inside, "I already got my dear dad setting up a trap, you'll never see it come-
CRACK!
Wendy looked behind just in time to see WAX Lizzie Borden cut off Gideon's head. "She's a witness! KILL HER!" Screams WAX sherlock holmes, Wendy had but one second to process the hoard of Wax people coming after her-
CRACK!
Before she pulled out her Axe and sliced right through them. "How?" Grunted Collio. "Dude...your made of wax." Pointed out Wendy. shen then crushes his head beneath her boot.
After disposing the rest and helping Soos and Stan get out of the closet they'd been hiding in and Stan tossed Gideon's corpse down the bottomless pit(and that was NOT the first time he'd done that)that she re-read the journal-
"Huh, this soothsquito is interesting...but useless. Sorry Gideon, looks like this was all for nothing..." She then notices Gideon's bolo tie that had fallen to the ground. Remembering a description of it in the journal, she realizes it has telekentic powers!
"YES! This is just what I need to get through that stupid fire swamp! Thanks Gideon!" She runs to get ready for her next big adventure...finding the golden fleece...
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