Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

...responses...

Gamelover41592: yep

RasenganFin: No promises.

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Tyrone was stunned to find that he didn't die...of course he really didn't give this much thought for awhile...too busy ravishing chubby all night to really care. She might be a fat sack of crap...but until he found another girl, she'd do just fine...

After a LOOOONG, enjoyable night...he finally focused long enough to realize his 'situation', some quick experiments showed him that somehow, someway...he had become REAL. Flesh, blood and everything...

In different circumstances this would be a time of rejoicing...unfortunately, it was hard to really enjoy anything at moment with his eyehole so messed up and hurting like heck.

He briefly wondered if that strange amber had something to do with it, but he dismissed that for now. They'd run so much through the jungle so wildly, they couldn't find there way back to it anyway.

He makes a make-shift eyepatch to make the pain somewhat bearable. He then gives Pacifica a painful smack to her rump, getting her awake.

"Okay, Chubby. For some reason I didn't die so I'm going to make this simple. You give me sex and keep this cave in good shape, I give you food and protection."

"I'm not a maid!" Shouts Pacifica annoyed, Tyrone responds by spanking her until she cries. "Again, you forget. Down here your just a naked, fat-ass nobody! You don't do what I want, or I'll throw you out!"

Pacifica snorts, "Yeah, right! Like you'd really-

And just like that she found herself kicked out and locked out as he rolled the boulder to seal the entrance.

Pacifica whimpered as she heard the roar of distant creatures. "Okay, let me in! Please let me in! I'll do whatever you want!" She begged.

Soon she was dragged back in painfully by her hair...

"Okay, I'm going hunting. Stay here where it's safe and for the love of bunyan, get some exercise chubby!" He gives her a painful whack to her bare backside as he leaves, sealing the door behind him.

Dipper briefly considers fashioning a loincloth but honestly with his eye hurting, bloodthirsty predators all about, and no one really around beside Pacifica...he couldn't really bring himself to care...besides...he was liking the breeze on his ding-dong...

Pacifica is too weak and flabby to move it herself, she looks around and to her surprise she finds a hole in the wall that has a tasty looking porkchop nestled in a weird plant in it, she tries to squeeze through to bite it-

CHOMP!

Only for it to bite HER!

Pacifica screamed for help as the giant Venus flytrap tried to devour her...

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