Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
...responses...
shinshinjane: thank you.
Gamelover41592: and Dipper's based on Alex Hirsch, but no one has trouble torturing and Murdering HIM in fanfiction...I call double standerd...
Guest: (shrug) Eh, Mable reminds me of someone I hated in real life that made someone I loved miserable...she's dead now, but her wish was for me to forgive that person...so I did. Mable is under no such protection though...Mable hate fics are basically my equivalent of 'writing an angry letter' and tearing it up'...so whenever you see a fic like these...just think 'Oh, wow. The Cowardly Christian must have had a bad day'...it's very Cathartic...
Mr. Mystery101: Second verse, same as the first: As I said above; Mable reminds me of someone I hated in real life that made someone I loved miserable...she's dead now, but her wish was for me to forgive that person...so I did. Mable is under no such protection though...Mable hate fics are basically my equivalent of 'writing an angry letter' and tearing it up'...so whenever you see a fic like these...just think 'Oh, wow. The Cowardly Christian must have had a bad day'...it's very Cathartic... To answer your question, I do have ideas where Mable learns her lesson...I just haven't written them yet..
RasenganFin: Nah, I'm good. Thanks for asking though. Anyway enjoy! Hope your computer gets better!
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Mr. and Mrs. Pines weren't having the best time... For weeks they'd had to watch their child risk life and limb...and have non-stop sex. And they couldn't look away! They try to look away? They get a headache. They close their eye's? Their eye's start to burn. They try to turn off or smash the TV? It suddenly becomes self-powered and indestructible. They try to leave the room? They immediately get teleported back in. They try to call for help? they get teleported back or their calls got interrupted.
So they had no choice but to put their sons fate in the hands of teenage nudist, amazonian, nymphomaniac...
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Leaderar groaned in pain, it seemed like such a great idea! Kidnap the little wuss, tell the sexy red-head she had to make love to all of them, then get money from the suite...but everything fell apart after that!
After being told what they wanted, she said 'frack that' and begin to beat them up and slice off their who-who's. Speaking of which...he just got his cut off...and the girl was using it to break his teeth...repeatedly!
After they were all in a groaning pile, Wendy stepped forward...and got a snoutfull of gas as the room filled with it...
"My dear as entertaining as that was...you broke the rules...so here's your penalty..." Someone whispered into her ear as she went unconscious
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It took some doing, but Dipper was FINALLY able to free himself and run around...sadly he saw an unconscious Wendy on top of several dozen brutally beaten manitour...he tries to wake her...but nothing doing.
He finds a sticky note covering her labia...it has a smiley face on it...and a note:
You have five minutes to get her out before the place blows...
And that's when the place begins to shake and fires start to pop up...
Dipper groaned...but he lifted Wendy...and dragged her to exit as the place began to collapse...
GAH!
And then the floor started to turn to lava...
"Oh, come on! That doesn't even make sense!" Shouts Dipper
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Mr and Mrs Pines watched their child's imminent demise...thoughtfully. "well...I suppose there are worse girls for Dipper to be in a relationship with." States Mrs. Pines.
Mr. Pines nods, "A Very...UNIQUE, spirited girl, no doubt about that." He then turns to her, "If he dies, I'm divorcing you and taking Mable."
"That's fair." Said Mrs. Pines with a resigned sigh...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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