Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Thankfully, Dipper remembered the ice spell and was able to freeze the lava long enough to get past, Plus it seemed like a freak hurricane had killed all the monsters outside so that was lucky.

When Wendy awoke she offered to reward him with anything he wanted...any crazy fantasy he'd always wanted to do...she'd MAKE it happen!

Dipper blushed...but told her...

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The unicorn Twilight Sparkle happily read her books as she trotted through Ponyville deep within the enchanted forest. Nothing ever really happened her except for several years back when that 'faust' human came and studied them for a few months and had them sign legal waivers to allow her to use their appearances and names in a 'tv show' in exchange for monthly shipments of yummy cookies! YAY!

They didn't get many non-pony visitors around here, their section of the forest was cut off by man-eating brambles and swarms of vicious hornswagglers. "You'd have to be a warrior amazon to get through all that...also a red-head since hornswagglers are fatally allergic to gingers." Thinks Twilight to herself as she enters her iconic tree house.

"Well, time to read my latest novel Neighwenian theories of the heart migrations of the laden swallow! I hope they get into rich debates on the pros/cons of African vs. European swallows!"

"I think you going to be swallowing something FAR tastier."

Twilight's eyes widen at the sight of two naked humans in her house, "Oh! Humans! This is a surprise! It's always good to meet new people!"

While Dipper just gulped flustered, Wendy just smirked. "Speaking of 'meeting' new people...how would you like to partake in a...sociological experiment to better human/pony ...'relationships'." She asks teasingly.

"Making new friends AND doing it scientifically?! Count me in!" Exclaims Twilight excitedly.

Wendy smirks, "Ah...nerd love, it's so adorable..."

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Mr. and Mrs pines are horrified by what they see on TV, "THAT'S IT! NO MORE MONSTER ANIME AND NO MORE MY LITTLE PONY!" She screams.

Meanwhile, everyone at Bronycon was either rooting for Dipper living at their dream...or sobbing with jealousy...

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"Thanks for having us! We'll come back soon!" Shouts Wendy as she carries a now VERY happy Dipper away...

A very flustered ALICORN Twilight, giggles. "Thank you two so much! You taught me new depths of friendship!...and my body!"

She limped with delight over to her desk and began to write...

"Dear Princess Celestia...why didn't you tell me losing my virginity was the key to becoming an alicorn? SEX IS WONDERFUL!"

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Course, it wasn't all fun and games...Stan sat them both down and laid down some ground rules...like how it would probably best they stop having sex inside the shack...

It sucked, but Wendy agreed to it...besides, this just meant she had to get more CREATIVE...

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"Oh, please no." Whimpered Mrs. Pines, "What now?" Groaned Mr. Pines.

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Wendy looked at the Northwest mansion hungrily...more importantly she looked at the bedroom of a certain blonde spoiled brat...

"Today, I avenge you Great Grandfather Archibald." Said Wendy to herself...

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