Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...III...

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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...III...

Nightmare...just...a Nightmare...

Mrs. Pines honestly didn't know what was worse. Seeing her son being emasculated and essentially 'neutered'...or seeing how much it clearly turned him on...

Needless to say she was seriously considering gouging out her eye's...

"No! Don't gouge out your eyes! ...if you do that, how will you be able to gouge out my eyes then?" Asks Mr. Pines...

...

A very smug Pacifica was waiting on the property line as Wendy strolled up. "Well, if it isn't the red streaker of Gravity Falls. Enjoying flashing your goodies to everyone?" Pacifica snarked.

Wendy sneered, "At least I have something worth flashing, LITTLE girl."

Pacfica resisted the urge to cover her flat chest, that was always a sore spot.

"Look, you know why I'm here. Give me back Dipper and I won't rip you limb from limb." She threatend.

Pacifica smirked as she reactivated the laser fence and other security features. "I don't know how you disable the security system last time...but now that's it's reactivated, good luck getting back in!"

Wendy frowned, "The security system was disabled? How- She shook her head, that wasn't important now...she needed to get Dipper back! And...she knew just how to do it.

"Okay...how about we make this interesting? Tomorrow, at the Mystery Shack there's a Karaoke contest. You win, you keep Dipper and I have to do whatever you want. Opposite if I win."

Pacifica smirked, "Deal." She saunters back to mansion cockily. "I doubt he'll want to leave me regardless though...we've been having SO much fun together." She retorts behind her as she walks on.

Wendy fumed...oh, it was so on now!

...

Ordinarily Mable would be up for a party...but not now...her brother was missing...her back was still killing her...the recent raging stormy weather making going outside a nightmare...and now...

"Why is my brother naked?" Asked Mable disgusted.

"So, ready to do this?" Asked Pacifica smugly next to a tied up Dipper.

"Why is my brother naked?" Asked Mable again.

"How stupid do you think I am?" Wendy scoffs

"You really want me to answer that?" Responded Pacifica smugly.

"No, seriously. Why is my brother naked?"

"You think I don't know how you threaten or bribe everyone into doing what you want? I brought an impartial judge."

Stanley Lenderman popped up inexplicably. "Yes, this machine here will monitor young Dipper's 'enjoyment' level. Sing a song that makes him 'happier' and you win!"

"Why isn't anyone explaining to me why my brother is NAKED!?"

Shut it hunchback! Your terms are acceptable! 5! 6! 7! 8!"

(music starts)

She leans up next to Dipper

I'm cold and I'm cruel
But I knows what I'm doin'
I pushed you in the pool

She slams Dipper to the floor

At our last school reunion
I laugh at your dreams
But you know you dream about my laughter
Strange as it seems
but you know I'm the one the one your after

She grinds her heel into his groin...

'cause I'm bittersweet
I knock you off your feet
And you know you can't help yourself

She smiles as she hears the beeping off his 'enjoyment' meter going off...

you know you don't want anyone else
I'm a mystery
and I know you think 'She's too much for me.'
But you keep comin' back for more
cause I'm just the girl your lookin' for

She sits on his face and reclines...

You can't keep a secret
From me for more than an hour
I runs on 100 proof attitude power
And the more I ignore you
The more you adore me
What can you do?
but think 'I'd do anything for her'

She grabs him by the nuts and lifts him up...

And when I see it's you
On my caller ID
I won't pick up the phone
I'd rather be alone
Cause I know you won't give up just yet
Cause every word I've ever said
Is still ringin' in your head
Still ringin' in your head

She lists him by his nuts even further...'enjoyment' beeping reaching a crescendo...

I'm cold and I'm cruel
But I knows what I'm doin'
I Knows just what to say
So your whole day is ruined

She lifts him up higher as he sobs in pain...and makes out with him upside-down...

Cause I'm Just the girl your lookin' for.

(song ends)

She licks off his tears, drops him like a mic and swaggers off the stage...

Dipper sighed, "It's official...I'm SICK and I need help." He admitted resigned

Mable is too busy vomiting...

Wendy just ignores all this...and steps up...

(music starts)

She grabs Dipper and sings to him like he's a mic...

I'm into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
I'm gonna make you fall

She throws him up into the air, catches him, dips him down and kisses him...

I'm into new sensations
New kicks in the candlelight
I got a new addiction
For every day and night

She gives him a little toss in the air before catching him...

I'll rip off your clothes and make you go dancing with me in the rain

She pauses to lean on a chair, pull a lever and have water dump on her naked body from above...

I'll make you live my crazy life, but I swear I'll take away your pain!
Like a bullet to your brain, come on!

She just keeps holding him above the ground, pressing him against her chest and dancing with him all over...

Upside, inside out
were's livin' la vida loca
I'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
my lips are devil red
And my skin's the color mocha
I will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
Livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
were livin' la vida loca

Dipper smiled...for the first time in hours...he felt safe, happy-

Upside, inside out
were livin' la vida loca
I'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
my lips are devil red
And my skin's the color mocha
I will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
were livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
were livin' la vida loca

-AND aroused(before it was ONLY the later, this was MUCH better).

Upside, inside out
were livin' la vida loca
I'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
my lips are devil red
And my skin's the color mocha
I will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
were livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
Upside, inside out
were livin' la vida loca
I'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
my lips are devil red
And my skin's the color mocha
I will wear you out
She's livin' la vida loca (Come on!)
She's livin' la vida loca (Come on!)

Pacifica snarled as the 'enjoyment' meter began to spark and burn...

(Come on!)
La vida loca
La vida loca
La vida loca!

The machine explodes!

"What the frack just happened?" Said Mable in-between vomiting...

"Two girls fought over your brother, your brother choose love over freaky kinks, now I'm going to count the data, and we'll be back after these messages!" Shouts Stanley as he walks off...

"Huh?" Asked Mable.

"Also, she and your bro have been using your bed to make love."

Mable vomits again...rips off her clothes...burns her clothes...runs into the shower, lies on the ground in a troubled fetal position and sobs uncontrollably as the water washes over her...

...III…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

An: the songs are parodies of 'livin la vida loca' by Ricky Martin and 'just the girl' by 'The Click Five'.

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