Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Gamelover41592: Thank you, be safe!

RasenganFin: See? Gritty realism is great and everything, but sometimes you gotta loosen up and just let the story get nuts!

...III...

She lost...

She; PACIFICA NORTHWEST...had lost...

She hadn't been surprised that Wendy had convinced that 'Stanley' guy to have Pacifica share her punishment...

Now she too would be naked all summer...

But as mortifying it had been to walk home naked...that wasn't the worst bit...

The worst bit was when she got home...

Her father was NOT happy!

...it had been a LONG night...

And the next week was worse...

As (additional) punishment for being a failure and a disgrace to Northwest name(HA! Hypocrite... If people only kne what he did on Thursday nights...and his deals with Iran) Pacifica was to be locked in the stockade completely naked and allow people to throw rotten fruit at her for 'charity'(the 'put money in the pocket's of underfunded billionaire' charity).

So she could do nothing but sit around helpless as she was pelted and her flat chest was gawked and laughed at...she hung her head in shame...and to hide her tears...

"Hey."

She looked up and found herself staring directly at some VERY familiar- but mostly tiny -loins.

Pacifica sighed, "Hello Dipper...here to gloat? Pelt me wit more rotten fruit?"

Dipper shook his head, "Nah, not really. In the brief time I spent with you...I got some suspicions about your family life...and this- he taps on the stockade she was locked in -all but confirm them..."

Pacifica gives him a surprised yet still scathing and embarrassed look. "Yeah...so what?" She admitted with a blush...and annoyance. If his willy were just a bit closer she'd totally be able to bite it off!

"So...I asked Stanley to give me all the incriminating footage he had on your dad and mom to blackmail them into retiring and handing their entire fortune to you...your dad was messed up! Who dose that to penguins? Seriously!"

Pacifica's eye's widen in disbelief... "he's...gone? I'm...free?" Dipper nods...and comforts her as she sobs her worries away...

She looks up to him...all his powerful, naked glory... "what happens now?"

"well...you have a choice apparently. Our whack-job of a host said that you can either get clothes but lose your fortune...or continue naked and be my servant and do challenges with Wendy to EARN your fortune at the end of the summer..."

Pacifica sighed...then blushed... "Uh..if I continue naked...could we-

"Wendy already said it was okay...but after summer will have to think of something more long-term...I got some ideas, so for now don't worry about it." Assured Dipper.

Pacifica nods, agrees...then gives a playfully chomp near his loins...

Dipper jumps away frightend...then smiles...then he gets a serious look on his face. "Listen...although your family treated you like crap...you did still kinda frak me over a bit...so I'd like to get one quick 'revenge' on you before I consider us square..."

Pacifca again sighs, but agrees to that as well. Really, she was getting off easy and she knew it...

"I give you two choices: Stay in this stockade for the rest of the day and all night...or I give you a nasty purple nurple on both sides of your billboard chest and ravish that sweet rear of yours- with your consent -while your still in the stockade...which will it be?"

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Mrs. Pines was REALLY torn...on the one hand: her son just helped a girl escape her abusive family...on the other...she was going to have to watch him have sex AGAIN!

"Please choose the first, Please choose the first, Please choose the first, Please choose the first, Please choose the first, Please choose the first." She silently pleaded over and over...

...

Pacifica smiles..."The second." Dipper gulps...he'd honestly been hoping for the first...him giving the second as an option had been a mandatory part of Wendy's deal...he REALLY hadn't wanted to do this in public...but a deal was a deal...and honestly...as messed up as it was...Pacifica was cute...

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Both parents sob but resign themselves to what's about to happen...

...

Mable skipped along to a large commotion, she heard that Dipper was here so she pushed through the crowd.

"Hey Dipper! Guess what?! I found the true founder of Gravity Falls and he made me a senator! I'm going to legali- OH SWEET BUNYAN MY EYES! IT BURNS!" Mable ran screaming and vomiting...

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