The Grim Adventures of Dipper and Mable
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Things were sorta a blur after that for the twins. Between the sudden death of their parents and their Grandpa Shermie being too busy with his impending lawsuit on the pacemaker company to take care of them...
It was decided to continue with the original plan of sending the kids to live with their Grunkle Stan for the Summer...only longer...and plus one.
"Why am I the one driving you there?" Asked an annoyed Grim as he drove the bus that contained solely the twins.
"Well...sorry. But the bus union literally threatened to go on strike if they were forced to to drive with you...so...apparently this was just easier?" Asked Dipper, although he sounded just as confused about the situation.
Grim rolled his eyes but said nothing...he'd been adjusting to his new 'role' in life...and honestly...it wasn't really that bad.
Sure, the shame and embarrassment of losing to children AND being forced to babysit them was annoying...but honestly? Aside from that...it wasn't that bad.
True, the girl was odd and the boy was a bit too inquisitive...but really...they were okay kids...
Mable went out of her way to make sure he was comfortable as her new 'friend'...and once the boy calmed down from his over-eagerness to learn EVERYTHING about the world of the supernatural...he actually made for nice, interesting, intellectual conversationalist that he could enjoy chatting for hours with...more so than most adult he knew really!...which was kinda sad, but whatever! Grim certainly wasn't complaining...
All in all his current situation was- although not ideal -but it certainly could've been worse...Grim was actually rather enjoying it a bit if he was being honest with himself...
Grim briefly considered telling his new...'acquaintances' about how the place they were heading to was one of the biggest paranormal hotspots in the world...but decided against it. The boy was too eager for that sort of thing already! Besides Grim's very presence was certain to deter any 'issues', as long as nobody did anything stupid and actually LOOKED for trouble...they should be fine...or failing that, GRIM would be fine and able to relax without interruption...
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Many things/people/whatever in Gravity Falls sneezed as one...
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Yes, sir. Much to his surprise he was actually looking forward to this summer along side Dipper and Mable...
Grim frowned, 'Huh...I never did catch their last names... Eh, might as well look it up in case I need to make them my emergency contacts or some bureaucratic rot like that...'
Grim takes out his reading glasses and looks through his Big Book of Names. 'Right...let's see...Smipper and Smable...Lipper and Lable...AH! Here we are...Dipper and Mable...Pines?'
Dipper scowls closer at the entry... 'Huh...why dose that name seem so familiar...' Grim's eye holes went wide in horror, but he quickly shook it off. 'No, no, no. It HAS to be a coincidence!...I'm sure Pines is a very common mortal name! I mean it HAS to be...I mean come on! I CAN'T be THAT unlucky! The people I've been saddled with for all eternity who are also going to live at one of the biggest supernatural hotspots can't possibly ALSO be related to-'
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-STAN PINES!?"
"Oh, frack me!" Shouted Stan Pines as he jumped out of the way just as Grim sliced his gift shop in half!
FIFTY SEVEN TIMES! FIFTY SEVEN TIMES YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH! THANKS TO YOU I SPENT A WHOLE YEAR SEARCHING THE SAHARA FOR THE 'CORPSE' OF 'SEYMORE BUTTS'!
Stan just kept on frantically dodging and occasionally using both items and hapless tourists as shields.
"All damaged merchandise is immediately the purchased property of the closest customer! We are not liable for your well being! NO REFUNDS! Check the back of your ticket!" Screamed Stan as everyone fled the now badly damaged Tourist trap...
"AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT STUNT YOU PULLED IN COLUMBIA-
"COLUMBIA WAS NOT MY FAULT!"
"THAT WHAT YOU SAID TO YOUR BROTHER BEFORE YOU KICKED HIM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION, FAKED YOUR DEATH- AGAIN! -AND STOLE HIS IDENTITY YOU CHEAP BASTARD!?"
"Ah, Dude! Spoilers!" Shouted and annoyed Soos buried beneath a now shattered exhibit.
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS MAN?!" Screamed Grim as he held up his scythe threateningly.
"I'm good." Whimperd the man-child.
Mable and Dipper just watched the carnage unfold in stunned horror...and as one they summed up everyone's thoughts: "WHAT THE FRACK?!
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Wendy corduroy sighs as she heads to her first day of work. "Great, I get to work with the local geezer and his house of crummy hoaxes to scam morons...what I wouldn't give for something exciting to shake things up..."
BOOM!
THWACK!
RIP!
CRACK!
Wendy blinked...that's how long it took for the flying scythe to fly past her and slice off her clothes.
Dipper and Mable looked through the new hole in the wall to see the now naked teen, Mable hastily covered a flustered Dippers eyes as Wendy concealed herself. "This is not what I means." She said flustered.
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
THAT'S THE POINT DUMMY!
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