(this chapter contains a lot of pictures. You can see the pictures on my other accounts.)
"Coco please open the door."
There is only one voice out of my group of friends that sounds that wobbly when stress out.
"Cream?" Whis let me up and I threw on a housecoat. I quickly made my way over to the door and threw it open. Cream has always looked like a nervous bunny even before I got to know them. Right now, they look like a ball of stress that was melting from stress.
"What's wrong?"
"K-king Yemma called and, and!"
"Cream, Breath, deep breaths."
Whis came up behind me to see what was going on. I guess he could hear what was happening?
"Hell is out of control! A tyrant was finally killed in your universe a-and it only took him an hour to mess up hell!"
"Cream why didn't you just call me or push the emergency call button?" A bulb must of went off Cream squealed.
"Y-you're so smart Coco!" Cream press the emergency button and I was too late to stop them. An ungodly sound rang out and I quickly slam my hands over my ear.
~Priestess pov~
I step out of the bathroom with a facial mask on my face and look over to my husband. He was face down on his side of the bed.
"Rough night love?"
"I gave away my oldest daughter tonight." He said muffled into the pillow. "Unidentified emotion?" He nods and I walked over and pat his back in comfort. He sat up and gently pulled at the belt on my housecoat.
"Let's have another child." I laugh, after having so many kids we just always joked about having one or two more to get to twenty. he didn't join in my laughter.
"O-oh shit, y-you're serious." He nods and I thought about it for a second.
"...ok. Let's have a baby." We lean in but was Interrupted by a horrible sound. "What is that ungodly noise?" my husband asked looking around. I groan.
"The emergency call button." I pull off my housecoat while walking back into the bathroom.
"You're going to check?"
"Yes. Our kids are making their way here." I said while stepping out of the bathroom dress in something basic. I saw that he had his face buried back into the pillow.
"Are you going to open the door when they knock?" I asked while putting my hair up in a high ponytail. "No," I shrug and giggled "Ok,"
No pov
"This better be good. I was enjoying my night." Sweet said with a hiss.
"I'm so sorry an emergency stops you from playing dominatrix."
"Fuck you, Clover!"
"Ladies, Stop. We have bigger things to worry about. We are two members short and don't know what's wrong." Mochi said stepping in to separate the two. Ten minutes of tense silence pass before Cream and Coco finally arrived. The rest of the members let out a sigh of relief and greeted the two.
"I just got off a call with king Yemma and Hell is out of control. If you had a chance to review your cases before the ball, one of our candidates that were up for complete deletion was killed before we could get to him."
"Frieza of universe seven was killed by a teenager from an alternate timeline." Cream added looking over their notes.
"Whoa wait. Alternate timeline!? Isn't that against the rules?" Cinnamon asked.
"It is and it will be revisited, right now we have to get hell back in order. I'm ready to personally deliver Frieza to his eternal hell."
"My, my, it sounds like this situation has riled you up, Coco."
"Grand Priestess!" Everyone yelled in shock.
"The handlers in hell couldn't handle one measly little prisoner with a temper tamper. I'm not going down there but I will lend a helpful ear. What is your plan, Coco?"
"we a going to go down there and balance hell again."
"Might I suggest that the whole council not go down there. It would be a shame if the whole council was to be wiped out in one go."
"She's right. I will volunteer to go." Mochi said stepping up.
Coco shook her head. "Mochi you stay here."
"What!?"
"Tuff break big guy. I'll tell you everything you miss." Clover playfully said patting his back.
"Clover you are staying here too."
"What!?"
"Mochi is the second strongest and Clover is the third. Not to be dramatic but if I die your positions in the strongest would change and Mochi will be in charge."
"Then who will you take?" The priestess asked curiously.
"Lime for tactical purposes, Sweet and Sour for fighting back up and Cream for clean up."
Cream freaked out at being mention. "Me! I'm not an excellent fighter like you four."
"I know but your details in note-taking skills are impeccable If, I make it back paperwork is going to be a bitch."
"Now that you have your team put together you can't go to hell in your pajamas. Allow me to dress you." The priestess offered and made her silver staff appear. With a tap of staff, the team of five were dress in a more modern looking workout clothes.
"Alright let's go to hell!" Coco said confidently.
"I-if I didn't know the situation I-I would be worried." Cream stuttered out.
Coco pov
The priestess was nice enough to drop us off on a hill on the edge of the chaos. Hellbound spirits where fighting handlers who were trying their best to survive. Sweet gave a disgusted grunt and I couldn't help but to playfully banter.
"What's wrong sweet? All this fighting is reminding you of the sex you were dragged away from?" She huffed and cross her arms.
"You're lucky we get to beat up people or else I'll make my way over there."
"W-wait, we s-still have to f-follow protocols." Cream stuttered.
"Yeah yeah. Get on with it." I took a step forward and sucked in an exuberant amount of air and let my voice bellow across hell
"Attention hell-bound souls! Return to your handlers and your punishment will not be severe!" Laughter rolled across the land from the bound souls.
"What's a little lady going to do to stop us?" A random yell out.
"Frieza! Reveal yourself! I have no time for your hair brain lackeys!" A chortle that was hard to repeat was heard before a Frost demon revealed himself.
"Who are you to demand me!? Lord Frieza!"
"We are representatives from the counsel of life. You were due for a court appearance but got axed by a teenager." He growled and started to rant at me because his pride was hurt. I didn't care for his monologue and listen in on the conversation going on behind me.
"Cream you'll stay up here on the edge so you can see and note everything. I suggest using your perfect cube spell for your safety. Sweet and Sour, you two will take the middle ground. We'll leave Coco to fight the lizard." Lime finished speaking and pat my shoulder to signal to me. I cut off the lizard rant "Frieza you're boring me." I heard Lime, Sweet, and Sour take off and Cream Shield go up. I float down not too far from the lizard
"Stop ranting Frieza and fight me!"
"It's Lord Frieza!" He yelled delivery a hard punch to my face. My body made contact with the hill causing a crater, I was surrounded by the debris and dust that kick up. Frieza laughs in victory.
"Poor thing didn't even last a minute."
No pov
"That was a hard blow. Is she going to be ok mother?" Sour asked from his comfortable position on the grand priest and priestess bed. Once Honey opened a portal, she invited back the rest of the court to watch what was happening.
"That was probably just a little love tap to Coco. She'll be fine." Clover replied from her cuddle position next to Vados. "I'm kind of happy I didn't go now. This bed is super comfortable."
"Don't ask them where they got it from they won't tell." Cus huffed snuggling closer to her mother's leg. Honey pet Cus' head and saw that her husband still had his face buried into the pillow. She shook her head and continue to watch.
Coco pov
"I'm actually pretty disappointed."
"What!"
"I've had rude men slap my ass harder than the blow you just delivered. If this is your best then this will be over quick." The dust settled and I was reviled standing with no cuts or bruises, the only thing off was my lipstick that was a little smudged. He hesitated and I took the opening. Quick as lightning I zip forward and landed a blow that threw him into the fountain of hell. I quickly summoned the hammer of justice and came down with enough force to kill.
No pov
"OK, time out! Where did Coco get a weapon taller than her?" Cayenne yelled pointing to the screen.
"That's Gideon, the war hammer of justice. It's older than the stars and has seen only three owners." Honey answers not taking her eyes away from the battle.
"It's kind of amazing seeing five foot seven women handle something taller than her with such ease," Cinnamon said with a giggle.
"No, it's not, she handles Whis really well." Whis side-eyed Mojito before pushing him off the bed with his foot. Mojito hit the ground and quickly pop up ready to tell "Mom!" Honey took her eyes away for a second assessing the situation.
"Behave you two. Your father is trying to relax." She turns back to the action and everyone else looked at the unmoving grand priest. (That's relaxing?) They all thought.
Coco pov
The fountain shattered and water exploded. Frieza managed to move at the last second. "T-that was meant to kill," Frieza said with shock in his voice.
"You hero types supposed to be about forgiveness and not killing!" A light laugh fell from my mouth
"I never said I was a hero," I said in between laughter.
"I don't care if you die. Your life means nothing to me." I could see the fear in his eyes for a split second before he grits his teeth and clench his fist. "Does my careless attitude towards your life upset you? Will knowing this make you fight better? Because right now I feel like babysitting a toddler with a tantrum."
No pov
"She's laying on those insults pretty thick. What is she doing?"
"A diversion tactic. Pay attention to the background." Honey said running her fingers in her husband's hair. Cus had moved from her side to cuddle up next to her fiancé and her husband took the empty spot.
"Whoa, those three a clearing out that field pretty quick."
"You mean to tell me Coco was distraction this whole time?"
"Yes." She replied letting her fingertips lightly graze her husband's neck.
Coco pov
He charged forward throwing a barrage of punches and I dodge all of them with ease. (Man, this is nothing like the high mother fighting.) I sweep him off his feet with the handle and came down again with the intention to kill. I slow my swing down on purpose to give him enough time to flee. (I wonder how much longer? Me missing my mark isn't like me.) I went on the attack and landed a clean hit with the hammer knocking him through someone's office building. (Damn it, someone is going to complain about that.)
"Yo!" I look up to the hill and saw everyone standing on the hill finished with their task. I nod and look back only to receive a sucker punch to the face. I drop the hammer where I was standing the punch threw me off my feet and back into the hill my friends were standing on. My body made a body size crater in the side of the hill.
"Oh no!" Cream cried out.
The lizard took the opportunity to throw a hastily made death ball at me. "Say goodnight turvixin! I take pleasure in knowing I'll be the reason your race goes extinct!" I look at the ball come towards me and smirked, that death ball is going to slow. I held out my right hand and Frieza laugh.
"Is this your last plead for help before you die?" I didn't reply and he continued to laugh in the perfect spot. My Gideon that was left behind came flying at a fast pace. It made solid contact with the back of Frieza's head knocking him out cold. I pull myself out of the crater and went over to make sure he was out cold.
"T-that was amazing Coco!" Cream yelled.
"Thank you, did you get all the notes?"
"I sure did." Cream beamed happily.
"Is everyone ok?" I asked giving everyone a once over.
"A few light bruises here and there but nothing bad," Lime replied. I nod and grab Frieza.
"You four head back, I'll be right behind you. I got to take him to his hell."
No pov
Once Coco made it back everyone went to sleep peacefully. It was a few hours of sleep until the tall priestess came storming through the sleeping couple's door.
"Whis, Coco! Wake up! You're the last two to arrive at the breakfast table!" She yanked the covers off and toss their housecoat at them. The couple shuffles over to the same room they had dinner, Coco receives applause from the siblings once she entered. "W-what?" "Congratulations Coco for being the only reason Whis doesn't beat us to the breakfast table," Vados said with a smile. The couple looks away embarrassed and quickly sat down in their seats.
Breakfast was served and everyone dug in. Except for Coco who stuck with just tea. Honey notice the lack of food and her mind jump to the conclusion that she was pregnant.
"Are you ok Coco?" Coco nod
"I'm just not ready for the paperwork that comes with yesterday."
"Oh, no no no-no-no. No paperwork for you."
"What!?"
"You have a busy day today and none of it includes paperwork."
"Once you put some food in your face young lady. You, Whis, Mochi and Cus need to meet your farther and I in the ballroom." (A.n. they can call him farther, now right?)
"Yes, ma'am." A maid quickly places a new hot plate in front of Coco. Coco eyed the food before placing the fruit into her mouth first. Whis knew why she was being a picky eater and place his hand on her thigh in comfort. All she wanted to do was snuggle up to Whis and work on keeping herself none feral. "As for the rest of you, I'm giving you permission to your black cards s-" she didn't get to finish before her children burst with excitement.
"We must be going on vacation!"
"Where are we going this time!?"
"AS I WAS SAYING! Spend responsibly because you are shopping for you and your partner." Her kids nod in excitement. "You're dismissed. Leave when you're ready." Cus and Whis pout and sunk into their seats. "Don't be dramatic you two. You four can go later." They quickly bounce back.
Coco pov
That tune that's been bouncing around in my head actually means something. We finished breakfast and went with the priest and priestess (can I just call them mom and dad?) To this office. They explained in detail what the sound was. They spent half a day working with us and showing us how that unique soundtrack can be used properly. When I'm far away from Whis his half of the song is gone but I know where he's at. For the second half of the day, Whis and Mochi were taken away by the grand priest. Cus and I had our measurements taken by some uptight looking lady I remember seeing at the ball. Once she left Cus and I looked at each other and shrugged.
"That was Miss Haddy, she's the world's oldest dressmaker. Because I'm your mother figure you'll follow my customs. You will have two wedding dresses for good luck, one for your pictures and another never seen until the day of the wedding. You may pick the one for the pictures."
"That means we can go shop for vacation and wedding?"
"I suggest waiting until vacation, you'll be surprised at the selection where we are going." Cus squeals in excitement before making a run out the door. I step down from the platform ready to take off like Cus but my path was blocked by my tall concern mother figure.
"Are you ok Coco? You've been pretty quiet all day?"
"Well I"
"Are you pregnant?" I flinched at the priest's sudden present.
"I"
"I was thinking the same thing. Maybe run a check on her?" I didn't say anything as the grand priest summon his staff and looked at my stomach. "She's at the 39 percent mark and extra fertile."
"Oh my gosh, I would of guess 20 percent. If you're not pregnant what's wrong Coco dear?" I flush in embarrassment. "W-well since the ball I've been teetering between feral and well..." "Say no more. We won't bother you two unless it's important." "Thank you, ma'am." "Just call me mama."
I laid there panting basking in the afterglow of sex when a statement came rushing back. (What did he mean by 39 percent?) The feeling of Whis teeth biting down on my neck pulled me out of my thoughts.
"Ahh~"
"What's distracting you my little Coco bean?" Whis asked while pressing back inside of me.
"If you've been cummin inside me, how come I'm not pregnant?" Whis stop moving and looked at me.
"I-i don't know?" He pulled out and I sat up.
"Your parents thought I was pregnant earlier and check. All I can think about is what your father said." I watched Whis throw on his housecoat and toss me mines. "Let's go. You just asked a question I don't have an answer to. I know how everything else is made and born but not an angel." (I didn't know the question would bother him so bad.) We made our way to his parents' bedroom and he knocked. No one answered so he kept knocking. "U-um S-sweetheart?" The door was yanked open and his father didn't look too happy.
"Why are you banging on our bedroom door at 3 am?"
"Where do angel babies come from?" His father had a rare look of shock on his face. "Kitchen five minutes." Whis nod and the door was shut.
When the grand priest arrives Whis and I were devouring the galaxy pear treat we found in the freezer. "Do you truly not know where angel babies come from?"
"I'm ashamed to say I don't." The grand priest took the seat across from us. "I'll tell you two, but I'm not sugar-coating it. You need three important ingredients in order to make angel babies. Strong and willing partners, healthy sex life and patience."
"Patience?"
I questioned. "Yes, I'm pretty positive my son has been completing inside you." My future father in law asked bluntly. "Y-yes," I replied back shyly.
"Even if he shares you, I'm sure he has his own rules about someone else completing inside. I'm I right?" "Father!"
"I said I wasn't sugar coating anything. Anyway, angel semen can destroy a person's insides if they are not gods or blessed and transform by your grandmother. Because Angel semen is so damn hot most of the time the egg will deny the sperm. You need patience and vigorous sex life because sperm has to be introduced a lot before the egg finally accepts it. After your first kid, your body will work quicker, well that the theory I came up with."
"You said 39 percent earlier. What was that supposed to mean?"
"Tolerance, my wife and I came up with a system to see how ready her egg is before I introduce life essence to bring a baby into existence. "
"I would have to introduce life essence in order for a baby to exist?"
"Yes, I'll dive into that deeper tomorrow, that's too much information that I can't shorthand. I suggest if you have any burning questions Coco you ask my wife. She never let me be the carrier so she'll be able to answer all your questions." I nod feeling my eyes get heavy. "I hope that answeres your questioned, I'm going back to my wife. Don't bang on the door unless it's an emergency."
