It was a new day Saitama's apartment was rebuilt and MG had decided to move to the room next to Saitama when she realized how cramped his was. Saitama woke up to a nightmare of someone trying to play Rock Paper Scissors with him with a booger on their finger causing his waking to be followed with screams of terror.
MG came into his room with concern over his well-being only to be let down with what actually happened. "Good morning Saitama." She said to which he responded with a "hmm yeah you too" as he disappeared in the bathroom. As she sat on the floor on his table hoping for some breakfast a telekinetic signal connected to her brain from slugurus 'hey Mosquito Girl, the doctor told me to ask you if you were interested in a procedure that would make you look more human.' MG taken aback with the sudden question was doubtful at first "How can I know that he won't just reset my memories and make me bad again" she demanded. 'Well you don't have to believe me but the doctor changed after meeting that bald guy and turned over a new leaf.' She was about to respond with a retort till she began to think of how Saitama was able to change her and how much easier it would be to live around him if she was a human. "Okay but let me eat something before I go." She said feeling her stomach growl in response. 'I'll be outside when your ready.'
The door of the bathroom could be heard opening with a curious Saitama looking at her with a look of bewilderment. "Did I just hear you talking to yourself?" He asked. A blush rushed into MG's face when she realized she was talking out loud to a telekinetic. "Oh it was just one of the guys from the House Of Evolution that can speak to me through my mind. He was just telling me about this new procedure the doctor is going to do that will make me look human-" at that point Saitama wasn't really listening anymore and was just going to his tv and turning it on. "No one knows who it is but we are all grateful to whoever it was who cleaned the giant island of plastic in the middle of the ocean. In other news a group of terrorist who call themselves the paradisers are on a rampage in city-f" 'guess nothings going on today' thought Saitama as he was making breakfast for two. 'As you can see the terrorist all are men in their mid twenties with shaven heads' the sound of that suddenly caught Saitama's attention 'if you see anyone with a shaved head it is recommended to get far away from their location.' "Those guys are gonna ruin my image!" Screamed Saitama as he quickly changed to his suit in front of a now furiously blushing Mosquito Girl who managed to see glimpses of his chiseled abs. "Make sure to turn of the lights when you finish eating." He said seriously as he left out the door. MG was still in shock when she realized that he hadn't even finished making breakfast but when she looked on the table a plate of eggs and toast was already there, leaving her to take shaky bites of the food in front of her.
Meanwhile
A old fat rich man was sweating profusely, as he looked down from the top floor of his massive pent house. "Sir I really think you should take your private helicopter and go to your pent house in any of the other cities." His butler said sweating as much as him. "And run away! Do you have any idea what that would do to my image." He said panicked at the thought of his favorite pent house with a golden version of his hairstyle on top, being destroyed by a bunch of clowns in combat suits.
"Well aren't you lucky, this happened before my contract ended." Said a man who was sitting on a window. "Your the body guard, Sonic right can I leave this to you." Said the man while smiling hopefully at the Sonic. "Just get some body bags, for them." He said a smile showing beneath his mask as he disappeared from view.
Saitama found said paradisers in some woods and after destroying all of their suits he scared them into swearing to never be bad again and saw them all running off naked.
He suddenly heard something coming at him and caught a kunai flying at his face. Suddenly he caught a sword also coming towards his face which he broke after grabbing it too hard. "Hey where's the rest of your friends?" Sonic finally asked. "What do you mean, I'm not with those guys it's me the hero for fun." Saitama said holding up a hand. "Never heard of you besides with that bald head there's no denying it." He said when a sad and downcast expression took hold on Saitama's face. "Besides the real problem is the fact you've seen through not one but two of my attacks." He said as he disappeared and reappeared behind Saitama. "What's wrong bet you can't see me." He taunted as he disappeared again. From within the trees he could be heard saying " Born into a ninja village, I was trained to kill from a early age. Learning hundreds of techniques to kill the most efficient way possible." "Oh please I can tell from that innocent smile that you just want to try out those techniques on me." Said Saitama when Sonics "innocent" smile could be seen.
He continued to jump from tree to tree so quickly that only a blur could be seen of where he was moments before. He finally went for an attack from above Saitama when he just looked up and asked him nonchalantly " can I go home now?" This infuriated Sonic even more when he chose to switched his attack to a "Windblade Kick!" Saitama simply sidestepped it so fast that Sonic couldn't even see him move and then he held up a fist for Sonic to bounce of off. "Checkmate." Saitama said as he knew he had outsmarted Sonic. But then to both of their horror (mostly Sonics) Sonic's manhood landed directly between his weight and Saitama's fist. Sonic quickly jumped away but then the pain really began to set in. Sonic began to sweat a river as he let out a high pitched scream that could be heard all the way to the furthest city. This went on for a few minutes until Sonic eventually managed to stand up shakily looking like a new born giraffe. "You what's your name?" He demanded as he tried not to move in anyway that could make it worse. "Saitama" responded the man with a wierded out look on his face. "Very well I am Speed O' Sound Sonic. Remember that. I normally take money for assassinations and body-guarding, but let's forget about work for a moment. Now I will train every day until I am able to kill you, so be wary for your doom."
Saitama managed to listen to some of that and just said "Train hard!" With a semi excited look on his face.
Saitama was now at home with Genos blabbing away at what had happened today " What kind of name is that it's like saying around a circle." "Genos could you just leave, I'm in a state of shock right now." Said Saitama as he had both hands interlocking under his chin while he sat cross legged with his elbows on his table. "Something that could shock someone as great as you, please you must tell me." "No one knows who I am." Saitama explained "I mean I only became a hero for fun but after all this time I dealt with way more villains and organizations than any other hero but when I was going through the city every one thought I was one of those terrorist and that ninja guy just told me 'never heard of you'" . It was true before meeting him Genos had never heard of someone as great as his master. "Wait could it be you never signed up for the hero registry." Genos exclaimed. Genos began to look up the Hero Association on a laptop as he explained what they were. "The Hero Association is a group of heroes that get paid for doing hero work. Anyone who does hero work and is not registered with them will just be viewed as a weirdo." He explained as he showed Saitama the Hero Association website.
Saitama's state of shock grew even higher as he hung his head in sadness. "I never knew" he mumbled. "Hey how about this, you sign up with me and I'll make you my student for real." He told Genos. "Yes sensei." Responded Genos. Then there was a knock on the door which Saitama went to answer. When he opened the door he saw a woman outside with reddish skin and clothes that accentuated a curvy figure.
"Oh sorry you must be in the wrong place." Saitama said already closing the door. "Wait Saitama don't you recognize me." She said which made Saitama open the door again. He looked at her up and down many times over but the only thing she recognized was her voice. "Wait Mosquito Girl, is that really you." He said as both he and Genos began to drop their jaws. She then transformed back into her old look and back. "Pretty cool right." She said as she cat walked inside the apartment and sat cross legged on the couch.
"By the way I don't really like the name Mosquito Girl, and I want you to pick my new one." She said. "Why not the female monster." Said Genos actually sounding serious. "Genos come on be serious, how about Megumi." Said Saitama. "Hmm I think that works." Said Megumi.
"Oh yeah tomorrow me and Genos are gonna sign up for the hero association. Wanna come." He asked as he began going to the bathroom to change.
So yeah there's the new chapter. I wanted Saitama to talk more to Sonic but then again I seriously found that scene funny so I did it anyway. Apart from that leave in the comments if you have any better way to describe mosquito girl( Megumi now).
And yeah thanks for reading.
