Not much to say today apart from me wanting to start learning to draw manga. On to the story.
The four semi friends were sitting around Saitama's table trying to play cards. Saitama was having a really hard time after losing every time. He was sweating and multiple veins could be seen popping out of his forehead. Megumi and Klombu were nervously sitting further away from him while Genos who was completely oblivious of the situation won another game. Finally having enough Saitama threw the cards through the floor "This game is shit!!!!"
Genos and Saitama suddenly got phone calls and they both answered at the same time. They were getting summoned to the hero association's headquarters. "Let's go, right now." Saitama said while gritting his teeth. The two women could practically see the steam coming from his head. Genos not reading the room said "Master your pulse is accelerating, you should try calming down."
Saitama just started running away and Genos was forced to start running after him. "Master it's risky to have such a high pulse!!" He yelled after him.
Association Headquarters
When the two of the heroes made it to the giant building they were looking around to see if someone could help them but the entire building was completely abandoned.
"They already evacuated, as should you." Said a older voice from behind them. "Hey there old man, what's going on?" Asked Saitama. "Master that is class S rank 3, Bang." Whispered Genos to Saitama. "They summoned all the S class but only us three actually came. Usually it's whenever there is some impossibly difficult task at hand and this time is no exception. The announcement should be coming any time now." Said Bang. "This is a emergency announcement, threat level dragon, a meteor is headed for city Z. Please evacuate immediately." Said a intercom throughout the entire city.
"I suggest you two leave before it's too late." Bang said. "What about you old man?" Asked Saitama. "I have a dojo here that was passed down for generations. Fist of flowing water crushing rock." He said as he got into his pose. "Ever hear of it?" He said to no one. "Oh guess they left already."
After calculating the exact spot it would land, Genos and Saitama both went to the top of a building looking up at the meteor coming towards them. "Master would you allow me to handle this." Genos asked as he started powering up. "Yeah sure whatever." Saitama said as he started sitting down. Genos began to raise his hand but was cut off when a big robot flew in front of his trajectory. The robot flew around for a while until it landed next to them. 'Rank 7 class S metal knight.' Thought Genos "Doctor Bofoi are you here to help?" Asked Genos. "First off we heroes call each other by our hero names, second I'm only here for a weapons test." He said as he flew to the building next to them. With a tch Genos began powering up again but this time he couldn't fire after Metal Knight shot dozens of missiles at the meteor.
When they reached the meteor the explosion that followed created a smoke screen so big that it was hidden from view. 'Such fire power' thought Genos as he continued looking up 'What should I make for dinner' thought Saitama. Suddenly the smoke was blown away by the unaffected meteor this time even closer to the ground. Genos began powering up again but he began to realize he wouldn't have enough time. "Your losing composure, your too young to be worried over such things. Just focus everything on one shot." Said Bang from behind them. "Hey that sounded pretty cool." Said Saitama. Genos taking that advice took out his energy core and attached it directly to his arm. He instantly shot at the meteor at full power. The meteor instead took the full brunt of the attack and continued it's decent.
Genos collapsed after using up so much energy. "Sorry to trouble you Master but you may need to deal with this." Said Genos. With a hup Saitama stood up and started stretching a little. "Don't worry Genos you did good." He said. Bang was completely baffled at how nonchalantly he acted. "Hey old man could you take care of Genos." He said. Saitama then jumped up and began flying to the meteor. Once he started reaching it he actually let out a yell. Remembering how he had lost this morning at cards he began putting a little more anger behind his fist. When he finally let it out on the meteor the punch was so strong that shockwaves went through the entire body of the meteor. From where Saitama's fist first touched the meteor it began turning into dust Saitama began falling back to the ground feeling as if let out a bunch of tension.
He landed back to the ground where everyone including Metal Knights robot was sitting looking up in shock. 'If I could teach this man my martial arts he would be unstoppable.' Thought Bang. 'This man disintegrated a meteor large enough to level a entire city in only one punch.' Thought doctor Bofoi in his dark office from where he controlled the Metal Knight.
Saitama went to Genos and looked down at him. "Are you gonna be okay?" He asked. "Yes I'll be fine, but I will have to go get repairs just in case." He said as a drone began coming to pick him up. Saitama watched as he was being carried away and turned to see the other two heroes still looking at him. Wierded out by the way they were looking at him he chose to start making his way back home.
On his way back he noticed that all the streets were completely empty. He then passed by a store that sold plant things and they were having a sell on their liquid fertilizer. He suddenly got an idea and began making his way into the store.
Meanwhile
Genos was laying in a metal bed with his chest exposed showing intricate wires and robotic parts that surrounded a set of lungs. "Im shocked Genos, even with the new upgrades I gave you, you still couldn't handle the meteor." A man with a giant bowl cut asked. "That is correct professor Kuseno, if it were not for Master Saitama the entire city would be completely destroyed."
Kuseno was a bit surprised to hear that a simple man was capable of outperforming the culmination of all his knowledge. "Well I still have room for improvement."
Meanwhile in Saitama's apartment
Megumi was having a hard time comforting Klombu. The little monster wouldn't come to terms with the fact that her pride and joy had just been ripped off and eaten in front of her. She wanted to run away but in this state she wouldn't even be able to fight off a child. Megumi was so busy hugging her all the time that she hadn't been able to do any of her hero duty all day and not being able to go beat up some criminal.
Suddenly the door opened and Klombu looked up with tears in her eyes at Saitama who was holding a bag. She buried her face back into Megumi's chest and kept crying. "Saitama do something she's been like this all day." Begged Megumi. "Yeah I was thinking about it and got an idea," he said as he pulled out a bottle of liquid fertilizer from the bag "Im not sure if it will work but since your technically a plant I think if you drink this you might grow your hair back." He said looking at the bottle with a bit of desire to try it out.
Klombu quickly snatched the bottle off his hands and ran to the bathroom. Megumi sighed in relief and sank back into the couch. Saitama was just standing there looking at her without actually realizing it. Megumi catching his staring shifted a little in a way that looked more appealing "what's wrong see something you like." She said taunting him. Saitama realizing what he was doing went to the kitchen shaking his head. 'What was that all about' he thought.
Then there was a knock on the door and when he went to open it he was surprised at who it was. On his doorstep was a large purple man wearing what seemed to be a Dragon Ball costume. Said man had a giant grin when he saw Saitama. "Sensei, I have completed the task of fixing the damage that was done to Mother Earth, what do you suggest I do now?" He asked. "Huh" was all Saitama could let out. "Do you not remember, I was born from the earth to destroy humanity but you showed me a better way to fix the earth. Well I've done that now so now I come to you for more guidance, what should I do now." He kept asking. "Oh yeah Vaccine Man, we'll umm, good job first off, second I don't think you should be asking me what the problems of the world are. But if you want I'll let you come in so that you can maybe think about it inside." Said Saitama as he moved out of the way to let him in. "As merciful as ever master, and I must say that was a incredible display of strength you showed with the giant meteor." He said as he came in.
Saitama was a bit ticked off at someone else calling him teacher but he knew if he said anything they would keep calling him that either way.
Inside Megumi was shocked to see a purple man dressed like piccolo coming into Saitama's house. "So uh, do you eat?" Saitama asked. "I only eat the trash humans throw out." He said. "Well I don't have anything like that at the moment but you could try some of the soup we made yesterday." He said.
Klombu was considering how much of the fertilizer she should drink. She didn't know if there was a certain amount she should drink. "Ah fuck it. Bottoms up." She muttered as she started chugging down the whole thing.
Saitama and Megumi were sitting across from Vaccine Man watching him eat his soup very quickly. When he finished he let out a sigh " Amazing I didn't know that it was possible for humans to create something that taste this great." He said as he started getting seconds. "So tell me master, is this female the one you chose as your mate for life?" He asked. Megumi was now blushing furiously and Saitama was taken aback from the question. "Ah no no no no, she's just a friend!" Saitama said panicked. His heart was beating quickly with a feeling that he hadn't felt in a long time. He felt like if his heart was gonna beat it's way out his chest. The awkward situation was interrupted when a large mass of seaweed suddenly erupted from the bathroom. They were suddenly being grabbed and groped depending on perspective. Saitama just let out a breath of relief as he saw the other two being manhandled.
"Hey Klombu. Let go of them or your losing hair again." Saitama warned. "Sorry Saitama, but maybe you should cut it a little, I can't control it if it's this long." She said from inside the bathroom. Saitama pushed his way through the seaweed, not really paying attention to VM and Megumi yelling and shouting. When he finally made it to the bathroom he ripped Klombu's hair shorter and began to pull it into a single bunch. When he could finally see Klombu he was shocked with who was there. Gone was the short formless monster, in her place was a woman with a sculpted form. A pair of boobs that were so big that Klombu was having trouble hiding them with her hands, a waist that seemed to be impossibly slim and then grew again when it reached the hips. She had also grew a tall enough that her boobs were jiggling in front of Saitama's face. Suddenly Saitama felt his nose begin bleeding he took of his cape and gave it to Klombu "here you might want to use this."
Trying to control himself Saitama made his way back to his living room with Klombu following close behind trying to hide behind him. "Um Vaccine Man this is Klombu." Saitama introduced. "Sorry about that just now, I don't know what was happening to me." She said shyly. "Don't worry I don't hold grudges but your other friend might have a problem with what happened." He said pointing at Megumi. She was blushing angrily at Klombu and expecting an apology. "Oh um, Im really sorry about that. I definitely didn't mean for that to happen. It's like if my hair had a mind of it's own." She explained looking down at her feet.
Looking at her now Megumi still felt a sense of attachment to what used to be a small monster. She may have grown but she still acted as shy as always. "Oh fine I forgive you but that better be the last time that happens." She said with a roll of her eyes. Klombu sat next to Megumi and cuddled next to her. Genos suddenly opened the door and was taken aback at the sight that greeted him when he walked in. "Would someone explain what happened."
Later
Megumi and Klombu went into their room. Unfortunately for Klombu none of Megumi's shirts were big enough to hide her new friends. "Um would it still bother you if I sleep with you in your bed?" Asked Klombu while twiddling her thumbs. Megumi couldn't help feeling a little bad if she told her no. "Okay fine you can sleep here, but only because I can't say no when you ask me like that." Megumi said as she faced away from her getting ready to fall asleep. She could feel the bed shift as Klombu got in. She stifled a gasp when she felt Klombu hug her from the back. She was gonna make her move but Klombu was already snoring.
Okay I said I would do it and I managed. Btw anyone have any ideas on what to do with metal knight, should he end up respecting Saitama or do you think he should try studying Saitama to find out why he's so strong. I'd like to know in order to not make something people have problems with. Also if F-ckthesystem reads this don't take it too personally that I copied some thing from your story. It just a really good story and I needed to use the part of the fertilizer.
