Alright I'm back. Sorry for the wait. It took me forever to finish the third chapter of f-ckthesystem's story. I didn't want to be doing multiple things at once so I decided not to make this chapter until I was done. With that out of the way, it's chapter time.


It was already time for the last fight in the tournament after two of the contestants had one shot every opponent they faced. People we're getting excited to see the fight after witnessing the strength of both contenders. The problem was that the fight was being delayed because one opponent wasn't showing up yet. The fighter in question was Saitama who was in the locker room trying to take a dump.

Saitama wasn't sure what he ate but it definitely wasn't going away easily. When he was finally done he started heading out until he ran back forgetting to flush and wash his hands.


"The contestant Charanko has finally arrived, okay people get ready. It's the fight everyone one has waited for. Siuryu!" To which a large portion of the stadium started cheering. "Vs Charanko!" And the loud cheering turn into more polite applause except for one person who was cheering with everything she had. Saitama turned to see that it was Klombu 'huh, where'd everyone else go?' He thought.


Meanwhile everyone else

Genos and Megumi had gone there separate ways and were busy clearing the city of a large amount of monsters that had come out of nowhere. Genos was trying to kill a cockroach monster and Megumi was dealing with some kind of face monster that had and obsession with peoples faces. She had to deal with them quickly because she didn't want to miss Saitama's entire tournament. She then heard a huge explosion and assumed it was Genos. She was gonna head back to the stadium until she began hearing fighting coming from Genos' direction and then it just stopped. "Well if I go from the top of buildings no one should be able to see me flying." She said to herself as she started heading to where she heard Genos.


In another place was a group of heroes attacking each other. "What are you doing!?" One of them asked while the other just made zombie sounds. The guy was then kicked away by a guy with long eyelashes. "Oh and who might you be?" Asked a woman in a black dress and heart shaped hair and glasses. She grabbed onto eyelashes arm and when he turned to look at her to push her away he realized he couldn't look away, he felt as if his mind was going blank when he made eye contact with her that he didn't even notice that she got punched away by someone else. When Mizuki saw that he was just standing there like an idiot she slapped him in the back of the head to wake him up and instead knocked him out with the hit. "Mizuki get your head in the game!" Fubuki yelled at her and when Mizuki turned around she saw what seemed to be a whip floated in mid air. She grabbed Eyelashes by the leg and threw him to Mountainape and then stood behind Fubuki.

Fubuki looked to see a blond woman wearing a bdsm outfit jump down from a building to help up the other in the black dress. They both turned to the group and glared at them. "That hurt you bitch! Now I can't wait to turn you into a love slave." Said the one with glasses. "I would take it that you're Hellish Blizzard?" Said the other one. Fubuki hearing them say her hero name was surprised. " Who's asking?" She said. The two women then each put an opposite hand on their hips and faced the group of heroes in front of them. "I am Do-S," "and I'm Goddess Glasses." ""And we are the Love Sisters."" They said together leaving the Blizzard group to look at them with a disinterested look. "Oh man, that was so hard to look at." Someone from the group said. "There just some of those monsters that probably like to make entire speech before they begin to fight." Said another. "Please tell me you two haven't been practicing that." Fubuki said holding back a smile.

""You're all dead!!""


Saitama

Saitama was holding his wig down because the guy he was fighting kept making a bunch of wind. 'Did he he realize I'm wearing a wig.' He thought as Syuriu kept kicking at him only to stop a few feet away.

This kept up for a few seconds all the while the announcer made it sound as if Saitama was frozen with fear. " We both know that the announcer has no idea what he's talking about right?" Syuriu said all of a sudden catching Saitama off guard " Huh?"

"You're strong, I can tell, what are you doing here?" Syuriu asked him. "Well I came in order to experience true martial arts but everyone else was just so weak that if I fought back even a little I would beat them right then and there." Saitama explained meanwhile from the bleachers the group of other martial artist were watching and wondering what they were talking about. "No doubt they are telling each other about the long and arduous path they went through in order to reach this point." Sourface said waiting for the fight to start. "But I can tell you're different. Don't disappoint me now." Saitama said smiling and holding up his fist. Syuriu smiled back and said "Alright, let's do this, you make this fight interesting for me and I'll make sure to teach you true martial arts." He said and suddenly went for an actual hit to Saitama's face only for it to stop dead and Saitama once again only held the wig down. Syuriu then sent a flurry of kicks at Saitama and Saitama dodged each kick. The other Martial artist were amazed at how fast they were but they thought that because Syuriu wasn't using his hands that Saitama wouldn't stand a chance once he got serious. Meanwhile Syuriu was smiling like a maniac as he kicked with his arms crossed, then he leaned forward at Saitama and said "Come on fight back it won't be fun if you don't fight back. Throw one of those punches of yours." Saitama put a hand on his wig and then tapped at Syuriu. The hit was strong enough to send Syuriu to the edge of the arena but didn't do much of anything else. "Haha. That was a great hit. You even kept protecting your head as if you knew that my counterattack was going straight to your head." Said Syuriu as he rubbed the pec that Saitama hit him on.

"So tell me, what do you normally do when you're not doing martial arts?" Syuriu asked. "Oh well I guess that I normally just go to sales and kill monsters." Saitama said and Syuriu looked shocked. "Charanko you a hero or something?" Syuriu asked meanwhile Saitama mentally cursed 'Shit, I forgot I'm supposed to be Charanko.'" Oh no, I just want to be a hero someday." Saitama explained. "Why would you want to do something as ridiculous as that. Heroes is just a title those people put on but there's nothing heroic about them. Maybe they put people's minds at ease, but when it actually comes down to it they can't help anyone. In this tournament itself I already beat two A class heroes in one hit each. Instead of trying to be a hero just do what I do and join this silly tournament every once in a while and that way you'll have enough money to do whatever you want." Hearing this Saitama's face got serious and his eyes were hidden by shadows. "What, don't tell me that hurt your feelings, look I'm only giving you this advice because you're strong too." Syuriu said as he kicked Saitama on the head knocking off his wig. "Hey Syuriu right. You want my advice. Don't go around saying those kinds of things because when you find something stronger, you'll need help too." Saitama said as he threw a punch at Syuriu only for it to halfway and the wind of it ripping Syuriu's shirt off. 'Oops, that would've been bad if it connected.'

"It would seem like the contestant Charanko is disqualified for breaking the rules of no head pieces. Thereby the victory goes to Syuriu." Which caused a stir in the crowd most of them disappointed by the lack of action in the final. Syuriu was one of those that was disappointed, "This isn't over yet." He said as he ripped off the rest of his shirt and cracked his neck. He then started punching a uninterested looking Saitama in the face which Saitama trying to get away jumped away to get out but Syuriu stomped the floor causing one halve to float up and stop Saitama mid air. Syuriu then jumped up and delivered another flurry of punches to Saitama's face causing the floating floor to gradually fall back into place. When they reached the floor Syuriu jumped back and took a stance. "No way don't tell me he's going to-" said Sourface. "With that stance there's no doubt. He's gonna put everything he's got into that hit." Said Lin Lin.

Syiriu started stomping each step breaking the ring more and more until he delivered a blow into Saitama's gut that gave him a little air time. "Do you understand Martial Arts now!?" Syuriu demanded. "Yeah I think I do. There a way to look cool while you're fighting." 'So vain!!' Thought Syuriu. "I really like that spinning move you did." Saitama said as he hopped in circles. "Take this seriously!!!" Syuriu yelled as he went to attack and instead ran into Saitama's butt which sent his barreling into the wall of the stands.

"It's over you're under arrest." One of the security guards said as he started climbing up the arena. "Welp time to run." Saitama said as he used the wig to cover his face.


Chapter done. I don't know what to say now except I'll try harder to keep the story going. I also tried making a second story but already got stuck on it so if any of you are waiting on that one just know I'll try my best. And with the Heroes Harem story I'm drawing just know I'm working on my art skills, so don't be too harsh with the criticism just know that when it gets to the good parts I'll be as good as Murata himself (hehe yeah right.) Welp with that see ya next time.