when I read this story name Fairy Tales Spider made by Lumberjanes05, I don't own Disney or Spider-Man

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" Umm Hi" That's all Peter could say when he met teenage girl who has her tears still streaming in her cheeks he was about to approach her but she back away of seeing in his mask and suit

" Ahh! Please don't kill me!! " Teenage girl close her eyes tightly and cover her face with both arms in protection

" Woah woah woah woah! It's okay! I'm just a normal guy! Not a monster look! " Peter Parker will pull off his mask showing his identity to her

The teenage girl slowly open her eyes when she will see stranger seeing that he was person just like her, she was still shaken from before she kept staring at his lovely face

" See? Nothing to be scared of… " Peter holds his mask on his right hand when he goes up to calm her down " But the way… what are you doing here in the forest? "

" Oh… My huntsman was about to kill me but he couldn't because he never did my stepmother's evil work … " Teenage Girl tell Peter about her reason of how she end up going into forest

" Huh? Your stepmother?"

" Yes the queen.. "

" The queen?! You're a princess?! " Peter Parker let out a shocked of realize that he is standing in front of a princess

" That's right… my name is Snow White…" This explained everything that it seems Peter Parker isn't in New York City anymore, it means he's actually in Disney movie of Snow White and Seven Dwarfs

" Um nice to meet you.. I'm Spider-Man but you can call me Peter Parker if you like. " Peter Parker gave her his hand to help her up from the ground. But he look over to her shoulder notice so many eyes were watching them, Slowly comes out from their hiding spots revealing themselves as woodland creatures cautiously approaching two humans

Snow White wipe of her tears with handkerchief that she got from he new friend but she see a rabbit looking up at her, she let out a cry of surprise

" Oh! "

That causes the rabbit and rest of animals to scatter in all directions and hide for shelter

" Please don't run away! I won't hurt you."

The animals come out of their hiding places and look at the princess confusedly, surprised at how harmless she looks even though her friend dressed very strange

" Holy crap it actually worked… " Peter Parker muttered

" Oh! You can't swear please, it's very impolite to say it to people, especially these lovely animals, " Snow White said with a frown and she turned her head toward woodland creatures. " I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. But you don't know what I've been through. And all because I was afraid. I'm so disgraceful at the fuss I've made. What have you done if facts go wrong? "

The birds chirp a tune, which cheers Snow White up some

"Oh! You sing a song?"

"Wait, can you seriously understand them? " Peter Parker confirmed that she really does have ability of talking to animals

The mother and father birds nod to each other, then chirp affirmatively to the princess. Snow White sings a tune, which the baby bird is able to chirp. Its parents nod proudly at the perfect thing. After singing the same tune again, the baby bird flies down to Snow White as she sings a harder tune. It tries to mimic her, but the last note it hits is sour that note made princess giggle of baby bird

" Well I got to admit she really does has a lovely singing voice " Peter Parker said in his thoughts of what he witnessed Snow White singing voice in person but then he will hear music " wait what is that music coming from

"With a smile and a song."

As she sings, a father deer looks up from his grazing, three raccoons look up from their bathing and a family of quails comes out of its nest

"Life is just like a bright, sunny day. Your cares fade away, and your heart is young."

The other animals, sensing Snow White means no harm, especially seeing Peter Parker presence , come out of their hiding places. As the raccoons run over to her, the "rock" one of them is standing on reveals itself to be the shell of a turtle that pokes its head out of the pond. The quails are the next to walk over

"With a smile and a song, all the world seems to waken anew. Rejoicing with you, as the song is sung. There's no use in grumbling if raindrops come tumbling, remember you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine. If you smile and you sing, everything is in tune and it's good and life flows along. With a smile and a soooooOOOONG!!!"

The animals all jump for joy to show they trust Snow White an, who feels happier with all her friends surrounding her

"Okay that's just very crazy of how you do it " Peter Parker said

"I really feel quite happy now. I'm sure I'll get along somehow. Everything's going to be alright " Snow White added that made animals all nod 'yes'

"But I do need a place to sleep at night."looks over to the rabbits "I can't sleep in the ground like you"

the rabbits nod "no"; turning the look to the squirrels "Or in a tree, the fashion you do"the squirrels also nod "no"

" Of course not we're too big beside I need to rest a bit from that nasty fall next to swamp " Peter Parker reply to that rabbit hole and squirrels tree hole

" And I'm sure no nest could possibly be big enough for us . Perhaps you know where we can stay. In the woods somewhere?" The birds, upon hearing Snow White's words, chirp in agreement "You do? Will you take us there?"

And just like that, Snow White and Peter Parker, led by the animals, set off into the woods. They pass by the banks of a small river, then over a hill towards a wall of trees. The squirrels and chipmunks bend them back to reveal a small clearing, hosting a small cottage across the same river she passed earlier. Snow White's eyes open wide at the sight of the beautiful house before them

" Well I'll be damn… it's a cottage.." Peter Parker was surprised that he and Snow White found shelter to stay for now

"Oh, it's adorable! Just like a doll's house." Snow White compliment to the house

" Well it does seem small but it will do anyway.. "

Everyone goes over to the house after Snow White, who pauses on the bridge to take in the scenery. A second later, she gets to the front door

"I like it here."

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(Snow White goes over to the window, which is very dirty. She wipes away some of the dirt and dust to look inside, but can hardly see a fact. One of the raccoons also wipes away some dirt, but cannot see much of anything inside either)

"Ooh, it's dark inside."

" Hmm it's probably abandoned house" Peter guessed when he looking through the window wiping some of dust dirt

Snow White knocks on the door of the cottage, but there is no response. She knocks again, but yet nothing

" Let me try " Peter just then gave a bit of a loud knock to get the owner's attention " Hello? Anyone there? " he call out but no response

"Guess there's no one home.''Snow White hears the sound of the door creaking and replies to no one "Hello? May we come in? " she slowly enters with the others following close behind Peter Parker walking very slowly not wanting to attract attention to owners if they attack her "Csendes" The animals very carefully walk in through the door. They are unsure what to make of it, as apart from the sunlight streaming through the open door and window, the room is dimly lit. A wooden staircase, seemingly made of logs sawed in half, leads upstairs. Downstairs, there are barrels, mugs, pots and mining supplies, such as picks and shovels, among other things strewn about the room. Suddenly, Snow White gives a shout

"Oh!"Her shout surprises everyone, and causes the animals to run out the door

" What?! What is it?! " Peter Parker lift his hand to shoot his webs at someone but he will see Snow White sits on a chair about half her size

"What a cute little chair."

"Dammit, please don't scare the crap out of me like that princess.. "

"Oops! Sorry for that and language please "

"Sorry.."

As the other animals, some of which scrambled into various corners of the room, peer from their hiding places. A large table with seven more small chairs is littered with dirty dishes and pots, as well as a pick impaled in it

"Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children."

" Uhhh I don't think those are children " Peter commented in his thoughts when he can see a pickaxe on the table even has a sock on it, he couldn't tell Snow White that this is dwarfs home because it will mess up the story or even lose Princess confidence believing this is children home

Snow White walks over to one side of the table toward the pick, where the bluebird family is roosted "A pick-axe! A stocking, as well "looks inside one of the pots "And a shoe!"

" Man.. this place is a mess in person.."

The bluebirds wolf-whistle, both at the messy table. Later, Snow White goes over to a fireplace with an enormous soup pot in it, both of which are brimming with dust and cobwebs "And just look at that fireplace. It's covered with dust" Snow White notes of dusty fireplace

Snow White takes a deep breath and blows on the mantle, kicking up a cloud of dust. Two of the squirrels and one of the chipmunks sneeze at this, the third one's sending it into a German beer mug

"And look, cobwebs everywhere."as she says this, a squirrel gets one stuck all over him Peter can see that just helps squirrel getting out from webs

"My, my, my! What a pile of dirty dishes. And just look at that broom." Pan to a broom lying in the corner, looking as though it hasn't been used in a VERY long time. The quail family clicks their tongues disgustedly at this

"Why, they've never swept this room. You'd think their mother would... Perhaps they have no mother."

" Yeah, probably they don't have a father either." Peter added to her sentence

Mrs. Deer and her baby shake their heads "no"

"Then they're orphans. That's too bad!"

Junior nuzzles its mother, who licks it affectionately

"I know. We'll clean the house and surprise them. Then perhaps they'll let us stay".

Snow White takes off her cape, and two of the birds hang it up

" Hmm that's a good idea" Peter says to what they are about to do in this scene

"Now, you wash the dishes. You tidy up the room. You clean the fireplace. And I'll use the broom"

" wait what about me? " Peter asked the princess when she gave him a smile

" You are going help them clean dishes silly"

Peter Parker goes over to the sink seeing a pile of dirty dishes " Man they haven't clean this for months " he joked

The bluebirds whistle a military bugle call, and the cleaning process begins. The animals start picking up the dishes

"Just whistle while you work and cheerfully together, we can tidy up the place. Then hum a merry tune"as she hums, she sweeps the floor "It won't take long if there's a song to help you set the pace"

As Snow White sings the next verse

Peter was about to push down the lever attached to the faucet but stopped when he took a look of shock in disgust when a squirrel was drying dishes with a towel on its tail. We later pan to the baby deer, who is licking each dish as it's handed to it "Eww gross! Don't do that! You don't know how's bee doing in that sink that long! "

"And as you sweep the room, imagine that the broom is someone that you love and soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune."

Then, she notices over to Peter section of the squirrels cleaning the dishes while a fawn uses its tongue to clean the dishes as the chipmunks are just shining them

"Oh! no. no, no, no. Put them in the tub." She said to the animals when Peter placed the dirty plates and cups in the tub pouring down water and relief there was a bar of soap to scrub them. As she resumes singing, the squirrels push the rest of dishes into the sink while Peter wash off the soap with water then place it in rack to dry it

"If hearts are high, the time will fly, then whistle while you work."

The two squirrels are off in a corner sweeping dust. One is lifting a rug, and the other is trying to sweep the dust under it

"Uh-uh-uh, not under the rug."

The squirrels sweep the dust into a hole, and wink at each other. Suddenly, dust comes flying out of the hole, and they duck under the rug. Then a mouse pokes its head out of the hole, and chitters as if to say "Why don't you watch where you're sweeping?" and starts back inside

Fade to Snow White dusting off a wooden organ. Two squirrels are sweeping under a German beer mug. One of them lifts it up, and suddenly, a music box activates and frightens them off. Later, a gray squirrel is sweeping the table with its tail. Snow White goes over to the window and shakes the excess dust off her rag. The squirrel tries that with his tail, and sneezes as a result.

Another squirrel is collecting cobwebs with its tail. Peter has already finished his first chore so he decides to help squirrel with cobweb because it was his thing but this made Snow White shocking surprise even animals have never seen human can crawled on the ceiling when he holds duster to take out cobwebs

" Well I forgot to tell you that I have ability of a spider"

" Oh! I-I never seen someone can do that in my kingdom before, is it magic? How can you climb without falling?"

" Umm well uhh I guess you can say that and I told you ability as a spider that my hands are sticky "

" Oh it seem pretty amazing " Snow White waits for Peter to climb down so she can gave his hand a touch to see it sticks but it seem pretty soft this made Peter blush slightly of her hand touch his

"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean -"

"Oh no it's okay some fans want to see if it can stick in their hands "

A chipmunk on top of a cuckoo clock tries the same as a squirrel tail twirling on cobwebs, but falls off the clock and into a small stocking. Another one is stringing up another web as a spider comes down and frightens it away.

" Oh hey hey little guy it's okay just a little spider " Peter tell chipmunk when glanced to spider that just lift by to his web home

Meanwhile, the birds are gathering flowers in a vase, some of which have to be propped up. Later, a hummingbird pierces a pocket of water and it spills out over the flowers. Afterward, most of the chipmunks are carrying dirty clothes to the floor, one falling off after bumping into the handle of a pick. Snow White, yet humming, gathers the clothes and puts them on Mr. Deer

Mr. Deer starts for the door just as a bird places a glove on his tail. He almost trips on the overalls dangling from his antlers before regaining his balance just as he is about to go out the other door

"Oh here let me help you " Peter just then appear when he pick up half of dirty just so Mr. Deer can walk properly without falling down

. Outside, in a pond near the cottage, the raccoons are doing laundry. Peter and Mr. Deer gets there, dumps and shakes off the clothes on him. After he flings his tail, the glove lands on one of the raccoons, who frowns at him. In another corner, one of the chipmunks is scrubbing a shirt on the turtle's shell, which to him, tickles. Suddenly, two of the birds pull on the shirt. The chipmunk, along with Mr. Turtle, holding onto its tail, tries to pull it back, but the force knocks it into the latter's shell. Then the birds twist the shirt up, wring it and then tie it by the sleeves to a clothesline with some other wet clothes

"Then whistle while you work."vocalizes for a bit while sweeping the front steps

Fade to a mine somewhere in the mountains. Four little men are chipping away with picks at the walls, which have lots of gemstones embedded in them. These are just four of the eponymous Seven Dwarfs. They are top to bottom, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful and Sneezy. As they chip away at the walls, their picks clink rhythmically and they break into song

"We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the entire day through. To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig is what we like to do."

"It ain't no trick to get rich swift." Happy sang when Grumpy goes next "If you dig, dig, dig with a shovel or a pick."

Bashful gave a loud echo in the cave "In a mine" those words echoes back to him Sneezy does the same thing he did "In a mine" Dwarfs begin to sing together to make echo "Where a million diamonds." But this time echo said it different instead of whole words but for one

"Shine!"

As the song continues, another of the dwarfs, Sleepy, is driving a cart complete with sapphires pulled by a male deer. He spots a fly that lands on the deer and tries to swat it, but misses and hits the draft deer instead and it kicks him several times

"We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig from early morning until night. We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig up everything in sight."

Cut to Doc, the leader of the dwarfs, gathers moonstones with a small wooden mallet. He taps a diamond, and it dings. He grins, knowing it's a good one and puts it in a bag once more just like it. He later taps a ruby, but it clunks. This one is no good, where he tosses it away

"We dig up diamonds by the score, a thousand rubies, sometimes more. But we don't know what we dig them for, we dig, dig, dig a-dig dig."

Cut to Dopey, the youngest and last of the dwarfs. The ruby Doc threw away land near him, and he sweeps it up along with other rejected gemstones, some of which are broken. Then he takes the dustpan and throws its contents over a hill. Afterwards, he goes over to Doc as the latter inspects an emerald. Suddenly, the mute dwarf sees two diamonds and gets an idea and tugs on Doc's sleeve. The latter turns around and is astonished to find the former has put the diamonds on his eyes. Then Doc bonks Dopey on the head, obviously not amused by the silent one's little joke. Suddenly, the clock, which reads 5:00 p.m., rings out. Doc knows that it is now quitting time

"Heigh-ho!"

The dwarfs working in the mine hear Doc's call and stop what they're doing, knowing it's time to go home

"Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-hoooooOOOO!!!!"

"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. "They whistled their song "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho" continues to whistling

Doc throws a bag of gems into a closet marked "Vault". Then Dopey tries the same, but forgets to let go of the bag he's holding and zips inside. Then he runs out, closes the door and locks it. He almost sets off as he realizes he's yet holding the vault key, where he hangs it up and runs off-screen. As the dwarfs march on, Dopey, who is at the rear, attempts to keep up

"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho hum! Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. (whistling) Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go." whistling, fade out

Fade to the Dwarfs' cottage, basement. Snow White and Peter have just finished cleaning. Curious, she goes to the stairway and Peter came along with her in case any bodyguard

"Let's see what's upstairs."

" Uhh let me be next to you, I just don't want you to get hurt" Those words made Snow White smile seeing that he will made sure no harm comes upon her

(Everyone, including the animals, go up the stairs behind Snow White. Mr. Turtle tries to climb up, but falls flat on his back. He grabs his tail in his mouth and pulls himself up. Then he bites on a stair and starts climbing the stairs, albeit very slowly, which is typical for a turtle. Peter stops his tracks to upstairs bedroom when he spotted turtle have trouble getting upside so he decide to pick him up to help it up to stairs to join crowd of animals

Soon, everyone reaches the top stair and Snow White opens the door. Before them are seven small beds, three on the left wall, three on the right wall and one in front

"Oh, what adorable little beds! And look, they have their names carved on them. Doc? Happy? Sneezy? Dopey? Huh. What funny names for children. Grumpy, Bashful and Sleepy." When she said the last bed of name carved that made the princess yawn "I'm a little sleepy myself."

Everyone settles down, some on the floor, others on the beds. Snow White lies down on the beds marked Happy, Sneezy and Dopey. Peter couldn't help but grab a sheet of blanket to place it over to her. It made her smile of how cozy it is, so he decided to stay up in case the owners came home. One of the birds flies over and puts out the candle with its tail feathers. All the animals are now sleeping soundly, Suddenly, the sound of singing arouses the animals

Dwarfs singingfaintly and grow louder with each second "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go."

The animals rush to the window, and seeing that the dwarfs are drawing closer, all scramble for the stairs

"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go."

Mr. Turtle eventually has his head out from his shell to the top stair, but does not react before the rest of the animals run over him. Then he tries to follow them, but falls down the stairs. Meanwhile, the animals dash out the front door and take cover in some nearby trees. Cut to the dwarfs. They are just coming up the hill as they continue their song

"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho."

"Look!"

"Heigh-" They all bump into Doc as he stops short, their picks and shovels clattering on the ground

"Our house! The lit's light, er, the light's lit!"

The dwarfs, suddenly surprised, run over to some tree to see what's going on. What they see is very unusual

"Jiminy Crickets!"

Before them is the selfsame cottage which Snow White and Peter just cleaned. The door is yet to open a crack, the lights are yet on and the chimney is emitting steam. There's no doubt about it, the house is certainly theirs

"The door is open."

"The chimney's smoking."

"Something's in there."

"Perhaps a ghost."

"Or a goblin."

"A demon."

"Or a dragon."

"Mark my words, there's danger a-brewing. Felt it coming all day" Grumpy points to his foot "My corns hurt."

"Gawrsh!" Happy gave out a little yelp

" That's a bad sign." Bashful turns over to Doc and Sleepy "What have we done?"

"Let's sneak up on it." Happy said do does what they should do if intruder is living in their home

"Yes. We'll, uh, squeak up, uh, sneak up. C'mon, hen, uh, men. Follow me." Doc ordered

The dwarfs, led by Doc, all tiptoe silently towards the cottage with raised picks and slightly frightened expressions. Dopey, who is last in line as usual, is the most frightened. As they reach the cottage, Doc cautiously peers into the crack in the front door and beckons the others to come closer

"Psst"

Doc slowly opens the door and looks around. The other dwarfs pile in around him, with Dopey peeking out through Sleepy's beard. Seeing that the coast is clear, the dwarfs tiptoe slowly inside, their shoes squeaking on the clean floor and Sleepy steps on Dopey as they enter. Then the mute dwarf picks himself up and shuts the door. THUD!! The noise alarms the others so much, they jump and scramble around frantically. As they see it's only Dopey locking the door, they calm down

Dwarfs let out a low voice with their angry look "Csendes!"

Dopey nods, but turns towards the door "Csendes!"

"Careful, men. Search every cook and nanny, er, hook and granny, uh, crook and fan-- " Doc sees that his inability to say "nook and cranny" is confusing the others "Search everywhere."

Then the dwarfs split up, their shoes yet squeaking. From up in the rafters, the bluebird family watches them sneaking around, looking for whatever's in their house. From a window, Mrs. Deer, a rabbit and two chipmunks also watch, ducking briefly out of sight as two of them pass by. After a few seconds, one of them following Doc makes a loud creaking sound, and they stop short

"Doc: Shh, quiet!"

About three steps later, Doc, followed by Sneezy and Sleepy, stops and looks down on the newly-cleaned floor

"Look!" Sneezy and Sleepy raise their picks

"The floor, it's been swept!" Doc can see that there was no dirt on the wooden platform.The two dwarfs look down, and see that he's right.

Grumpy, on the other hand, runs a finger over a chair

Grumpy: "Huh! Chair's been dusted."

"Our window's been washed."

Then Bashful looks at where the cobwebs are "Gawrsh, our cobwebs are missing."

"Why, why, why, why…why, the entire place is clean!" Doc said very shockingly surprised

"There's dirty work afoot!" Grumpy added

Doc nods in agreement. Over by the sink, Sleepy and Sneezy notice that all the dishes that were in it are gone

"Sink's empty. Hey, someone stole our dishes!" Sneezy pointed

Happy, who is by the cabinets, looks inside and sees that the dishes are all inside "They ain't stole, they're hid in the cupboard."

Bashful, who is standing nearby, picks up a small mug and inspects it carefully "My cup's been washed." He runs a finger through it "Sugar's gone."

Then Happy and Dopey head towards the fireplace, where the soup is yet cooking. It is bubbling and brewing nicely so far, and not overflowing as one will expect

"Something's cooking." Happy takes a whiff "Smells good." He tries to take a taste, but Grumpy pulls both him and Dopey away from the pot

"Don't touch it, you fools!" Grumpy points to the pot "It might be poisoned!"

Suddenly, as if on cue, the pot hisses as some steam escapes and the lid rustles a bit from the force. The three dwarfs jump back in surprise

"You see? It's witch's brew."

Cut to the Dwarfs' table. The plates, bowls, glasses and utensils are arranged neatly about with a lit candelabra and a pot of flowers in the middle

" Look what just happened to our stable, er, table."Doc said and Bashful notices the flowerpot and takes the flowers out

"Flowers!" He takes a big sniff

"What?" Sneezy was the one afraid of sniff something that cost him to sneeze

"Look, goldenrod."

Bashful puts the flowers in Sneezy's face, but he swiftly recoils from the pollen, emitting from them

"Don't do it. Take them away. My nose! My hay fever. You know I can't stand it! I can't…I ca…I…ah-ch…ah…" Sneezy gears up to sneeze, but the other dwarfs block his nose just in time "Phew, thanks."Unfortunately, this does not help for long as Sneezy lets out a loud, anguished shout that blows all the dwarfs across the room, except for Grumpy, who fights himself against the blast. Then the other five dwarfs fall in a heap at the far end of the room, several dishes clattering at their feet

In Upstairs bed, Peter spiders sense begin to go a bit crazy when he hear that sound coming from downstairs so he will decide to get his position by going up to ceiling waiting for intruders to come up here

Back to downstairs

Doc/Sleepy/Dopey/Happy/Bashful just getting up and placing their fingers on their own mouths to shush Sneezy "Csendes!"

Sneezy simply strokes his nose as Grumpy walks over to him "You crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!"

"I couldn't help it. I can't warn. If you have to, you have to." Sneezyfeels another sneeze coming on "I…I…I have to. I-I-It's coming. Ah-ch…oo-ch…ah-ch…ah…"

The others tackle him to try and quell his sneeze, for fear that it might be a bigger one

"Watch out! Don't let him! Stop him!"

Sneezy head poking out of the pile "Oh…ah-ah-ah-" The dwarfs pull his head back in

"No, tie it tight! Don't let go! Hold him tight! I'll tie it. Make a hard knot."

The others pull away from Sneezy, revealing that they have tied his beard tightly around his nose to keep him from sneezing

"There, that'll hold him" Happy said with a smile of seeing that they shut Sneezy's nose shut .

Sneezy nasally responded to them "Phew, thanks."

"Csendes!"

"Quiet, you fool! You wanna get us all murdered?" Upon hearing Grumpy, the bluebirds decide to have a little fun and tap their beaks on the rafters. The noise alarms the dwarfs

"Wh-wh-wh-what's that?"

"That's it."

"Sounded close."

"It's in this room right now."

A second later, the bluebirds let out an ear-piercing squawk that frightens the dwarfs even more, causing them to scatter in separate directions. Sneezy jumps right into a pot and peeks out from it. Happy is hiding behind a chair, while Sleepy pokes out from a bucket, his beard disguised as part of a mop. Dopey also comes out of a wood pile with an axe impaled in the log on his head. Grumpy, however, gets up, disguised as a spilled bag of potatoes, his nose disguised as one. The last to come out is Bashful, from under the stairs, as the others gather around and look upstairs

Doc Carrying a lit candle " It's up there."

"Yes, in the bedroom." Bashful pointed upstairs bedroom

"Uh, right, one of us has to go down and chase it up". " Doc realizes he meant "go up and chase it down" "Uh-uh-uh, up, down."

The dwarfs all nod in agreement, but turn towards Dopey. He grins at first, but as he realizes they're sending him up, he looks at them as if to say "ME?!" and tries to get away, but Sneezy and Grumpy pull him back toward the stairs

"Here, take it. Don't be hesitant." Doc places the candle in Dopey's quivering hand, and the others push him towards the stairs. He is almost up as a creak makes him jump and turn back to the others

"Don't be afraid. We're right behind you." Doc whispered when other dwarfs relied too in unison "Yes, right behind you."

Dopey nods affirmatively, but gulps as he turns around. Then he gets to the top of the stairs and opens the door slowly. After a few seconds of peering inside, he opens the door to the rest of the road and looks around to see if the coast is clear. Then he walks in and takes a few steps before checking to see if the others are yet following him. Peter has his mask on when he slowly crawls on board the ceilings. Suddenly, a strange sound causes the youngest dwarf to spin around and see a ghostly figure emerging from the sheets. Thinking it's a monster, Dopey shrieks in terror and runs back towards the steps. The others are almost at the top as he runs out

"Here it comes!" Grumpy call out

Dopey bumps into the other dwarfs, and they all fall down the stairs in a heap. Frightened out of their wits, six of the dwarfs run out the front door in the following order: Bashful, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy and Doc, who locks the door behind him. Dopey, yet stuck in the house, runs smack into the door and pulls on it. The others, thinking the fact in their bedroom is trying to get out, pull the door their fashion

"It's after us!"

"Don't let it out!"

"Hold it shut!"

Dopey, convinced that the fact is awake and after him, pulls frantically on the door. The handle breaks off and sends him flying into a cabinet, complete with pots and pans. Tangled in kitchenware and whatnot, Dopey runs blindly out the front door. Outside, in a tree, the dwarfs are poised to take on the fact as it comes toward them

" Here it comes. Now's our chance. Get it now!"

they start beating up on the strange fact running towards them

"Give it to him! Don't let it get away!"

"Take that, and that, and that!" Grumpy shouted

Eventually, the stuff is revealed to be Dopey, in fact. Grumpy hits him on the head once more until Doc stops them

"Hold on there! I-it-it's only Dopey."

The others only look surprised as the others speak, making him make motions, which tires him out)

"Did you see it?"

Dopey nods "yes"

"How big is this?"

Dopey stretches his arms out wide as if to say "huge!"

"Was it a dragon?"

Dopey nods "yes" again

"Has it got horns?"

Dopey puts his hands to his ears and holds up his index fingers like horns

"Was it breathing fire?"

"Was it drooling?"

"What was it doing here?"

Dopey snores, pretending to be asleep

"He says it's a...a monster asleep in our beds!" Doc translates of what Dopey trying to say

" Let's attack!" Grumpy declaring

"While it's sleeping!"

Yes, while it's sleeping!"

"Hurry up, men, it's now or never!"

"Off with its head!"

"Break its bones!"

"Chop it to pieces!"

"But we'll murder it dead!"

Dopey gets up and follows the other dwarfs with a pot stuck to his foot and another on his bum. He, along with the others, are now all the more determined to drive the so-called monster out of their home, not knowing who or what it really is, or if there's only one

Cut to the Dwarfs' bedroom. The room is dark, until the door slowly swings open. Just like with the front door, Doc pokes his head inside and the others pile up around him with Dopey peeking out from Sleepy's beard. They tiptoe into the room, but only get five steps before another strange sound makes them stop short. Then the strange shape vanishes into the covers)

"Jiminy Crickets!"

"Gawrsh!"

"Sheesh!"

"What a monster!"

"And covering our beds."

"Let's murder it before it wakes up."

"Which end do we murder? And which end?"

"Csendes!"

The dwarfs sneak over to the beds and surround it, weapons raised. Doc motions for the others to wait until he lifts the covers. All the sudden two webs were attached to Grumpy and Happy pickaxes where they were aiming at head, that got seven d awards attention when two webs yank off of their hands grasps landed on both hands of this figure he had red and blue costume, the design was web, and his mask has two wide eyes

" You know boys that's no way of attack a lady" the voice said that he drops pickaxes to floor costing them to back away slowly " Hmmm I'm guessing that you are the owners of dwarfs and not children "

" Ahh! What is that thing? Is it demon?! " Grumpy let out a shout of terror

" Woah woah woah shhh quiet she's asleep "

But the moment they realize what this stranger means by 'lady,' so Doc was the one who approached bed and pulled the sheet off revealing that this stranger in red and blue was right. they all stop in surprise at what's really underneath: Snow White, sleeping peacefully

"Well…uh, uh…"

"Wh-what is this?"

"Why, i-i-it-it's a girl!"

"She's mighty pretty."

"She's beautiful, just like an angel."

" Told you, so don't over crowd her gentlemen " Peter finally spoken when he looks over to see now harm on Snow White

"Angel? Hah! She's a female, and all females is poison! They're complete with wicked wiles!" Grumpy just ignore Peter for a bit of what he is saying about women

" Uhh she doesn't look like a witch and not all women are poison" Peter crossed his arms when looking over to Grunpy

"What are "wicked wiles"? " Bashful asked

Grumpy: I don't know, but I'm against them!

" I think he's referring women as witches" Peter answer to Bashful question

"Csendes! Not so loud, you'll wake her up!" Doc whispered angrily to Grumpy who reply back

"Aw, let her wake up! She don't belong here nohow!"

"Csendes!"

It's too late since Snow White starts to stir and Peter just watching seven dwarfs panicking not knowing what to do and trying think fast

"Watch out!"

"She's moving!"

"She's waking up!"

"What have we done?"

" In here, hide!"

The dwarfs all scramble under the floorboard of the bed just as Snow White gets up

"Oh, dear. I wonder if the children are coming home? "

" Uhhh you want to rephrase that question because look who arrived " Peter turn his head over there of seeing seven dwarfs hiding not wanting Spider-Man to show her their hiding spots

" What do you mean they are-" Snow White will sees a bunch of eyes staring at her costing her to gasp surprised "OOHHHH!!!!"

The sound alarms her watchers, and a second later, they peek up and reveal themselves as the dwarfs

Peter couldn't help but to chuckle quietly of seeing their noses when they peek up to princess

Snow White: Why…why, you're little men.

Then the dwarfs stand up and stare at the newcomer before them even though Peter was still there behind , confused as to who they are and where they came from

"How do you do?" Snow White break the silence of seven dwarfs

The dwarfs don't respond, as they don't understand what they just heard

Snow White: I said "how do you do?"

" Hmmm Maybe they're scared of having someone new in house" Peter guessed

" How do you do what?" Grumpy was the first one to speak very rudely confused of her question

"Oh, you can speak! I'm so glad. Now, don't warn me who you are. Let me guess." Snow White turns over to Doc "Let's see, you're…Doc, right?"

Doc chuckled "Wh-wh-why-why-y…Buzz Lightyear, that's true!"

Snow White goes over to each dwarf by starting with Bashful "And you're…you're Bashful." As she says this, Bashful blushes and ties his head up in a knot

"Ohh, gosh."

Snow White turns over to the next dwarf named Sleepy who just yawns loudly " And you, you're Sleepy."

LOh, how'd you guess?" Sleepy chuckles lightly when he's so tired

"Krampus can hear you."

" Ah…ah-ch…ah-ch…ah…" Before Sneezy was about to sneeze but Dopey and Grumpy plug his nose

Snow White let out a giggled " you're Sneezy."

"Phew…ah-choo!"

Snow Whit was going over to Happy "Yes, and you must be..."

"Happy, ma'am, that's me." Happy points to Dopey "And this is Dopey. He don't speak none." He gave a playful chuckles Dopey shakes his head "no"

"You mean he can't speak?" Snow White asked

"He don't know. He never tried."

"Oh, that's too bad!" Snow White felt bad for Dopey not speaking

" that must be difficult of understanding what's he saying " Peter agreed when sat on bed next to Snow White

Grumpy crosses his arms and looks at the others with one eye closed

"Oh, you must be Grumpy." Snow White replied with a teasing expression of how grumpy act that made six Dwarfs and Peter laught loudly couldn't help of how funny she is

"Oh, y-yes!" Doc said happily

"Hah! We know who we are. Ask them who she is, and what she's doing here!" Grumpy responded very insulted by her impression of him

"Huh, yes! What are you, and who are you doing here? "Doc realizes he means "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" "Uh, wh-wh-what are you...who are you, my darling?"

"Oh, how silly of me. I'm Snow White. And this is my new friend Spider-Man but his real name is Peter Parker " Snow White gave his identity to them even though he doesn't mind due of him being here for while

"Snow White?" Happy asked

"Peter Parker?

"The princess and spiderman?"

"Yes."

"Well, my-my dear quincess, er, princess, we're, uh, we're honored. Yes, we're, uh, we're, uh…"

"Mad as hornets!" Grumpy respond angrily

"Mad as hornets! No, no, we're not. We're bad as cornets. No, no, as bad as...what was I saying?" Doc realize what he just heard from Grumpy

"Nothing! Just standing there sputtering like a doodlebug!"

"Move! Who-who-who's buttering like a spoodledug? Who's…r-ruttering like a getterbug–"

"Aw, shut up and warn her to get out!"

"Boys! Boys boys! Calm down " Peter then notice of their arguing from those two dwarfs so he inferred between their insults

Snow White: Please, don't send us away. If you do, she'll hurt me.

"Hurt you? Who will? Yes, who?"

" Her stepmother, the Queen" Peter explained of why they shouldn't send princess away

Dwarfs are surprised and horrified "The Queen?!"

"She's wicked!"

"She's bad!"

"She's mighty mean!"

"She's an old witch! I'm warning you. If the Queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!" Grumpy claimed of the queens evil deeds

"But she doesn't know where I am." Snow White replied with relief of not worried about her stepmother

As for Peter, he seem concerned about this because he knew of how stepmother found her with magic mirror and the pilot of her plan was to kill princess

"She don't, right? She knows everything. She's complete with black magic. She can even make herself invisible. Pfft!" Grumpy doesn't believe that she's not just a normal queen

Doc jumps back in surprise

"Might be in this room right now." Grumpy added of his claim

Dopey looks under Happy's beard, thinking the Queen might be there, but the latter bonks him on the head

Snow White: Oh, she'll never find me here. And if you let us stay, we'll keep house for you. We'll wash and sew and sweep and cook and…

The last word got dwarfs attention

"Cook?!"

"C-can you make dapple lumpkins, uh, lumple dapplins?" Doc asked when six dwarfs call out to correct him

"Apple dumplings!"

"Ah, yes! Crapple dumpkins." Doc couldn't say it properly

" Yes, and plum pudding, and gooseberry pie--" Snow White was about to list up food she can make while Peter listen to what she can cook for dwarfs but she was interrupted by their shout with glee

"Gooseberry pie?! HOORAY, SHE STAYS!!"

Far down in the fireplace, the soup is starting to boil over. With that said, the princess bolts out of the dwarfs' beds and runs downstairs to the boiling pot in the fireplace. She carefully removes the lid, takes a spoonful of soup and tastes it. Peter came down stairs with her to give a taste to see if it needs more boil so they don't serve it cold soup.The dwarfs, seeing Snow White run so fast and followed by Peter Parker, gather at the top of the stairs and take a whiff. They see now it's not witch's brew, as Grumpy thought, but some very good smelling soup, as they think

"Ah…soup! Hurray!"

The dwarfs all run down the stairs. All that is, except Dopey, whose head is stuck in the railing. As he tries to unstuck himself, the others run like thunder around the table, which is already set with a bread basket complete with rolls. The dwarfs, minus Dopey, each grabs one

Grumpy: Hey, you got my plate!

(Dopey's head eventually bursts out. But before the former gets a chance to speak, the silent dwarf runs down the stairs, tripping on his coat for a moment. As soon as he gets to the table, the others are already fighting over the bread

"Uh-uh-uh, just a moment!" That voice belong to Snow White

" Woah woah wait calm down hold on guys! " Peter tell them to place plates and bread back because Peter know what this part of story is

The moment Snow White speaks, the clamor stops and everyone at the table turns to look at the princess and Spider-Man

"Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash."

"Wash?"

They all look at each other, obviously not familiar with the concept. Grumpy, however, just frowns toward Snow White for a moment

"Hah! Knew there's a catch to it." Grumpy throws down his spoon and crosses his arms. Meanwhile, the dwarfs are yet confused as to why they have to wash)

"Wait you guys seriously never wash or even clean your laundry? " Peter just cover his mouth in disgust " Oh god no wonder your clothes were awful and not even once of washing your hands "

A light tap on Peter shoulder and he turns over to Snow White who seem disappointed " Now Peter you know it's not polite of saying those words"

" Oh sorry princess"

" that's alright we have to respect them and their house"

"Why wash?" Bashful break their conversation about what is wash

"What for? We ain't going nowhere."

"Ain't New Year's."

The other dwarfs shake their heads "no"

" Guys you gotta wash your hands to keep gems out from touching food or objects" Peter explained of reason of washing their hands and keep it cleaned

"Oh, maybe you have washed." Snow White guessed that the dwarfs did wash their hands earlier

"Maybe we...yes, maybe we have." Doc lied

Snow White doesn't seem unconvinced " And if…"

"Where? Where…uh, you said "where"...why, last week……month…year…why, uh, recently." Doc lord again that other dwarfs agreed what Doc said about washing their hands recently

"Yes, recently."

"Oh, recently. Let me see your hands."

The dwarfs, surprised at this statement, put their hands behind their backs and slowly back towards the wall. Snow White, however, is not about to let their potentially filthy hands slide by her

"Let me see your hands." This made Peter smirked to see what's going happen that he can be honest with her because he wasn't filthy

The first is Doc, who shows his dirty hands, knowing it's no use trying to cover up the truth

"Why, Doc, I'm surprised."

Doc puts his hands back behind him, chuckling hesitantly. Then Snow White turns to Bashful

"C'mon, let's see them."

Bashful shows his hands, which are just as dirty as Doc's. After the princess sees them, he blushes again)

"Oh, Bashful. My, my, my." Snow White goes to Sneezy "And you?"

Sneezy shows his hands, also very dirty. Snow White clicks her tongue disapprovingly, and Happy tries to clean his hands by rubbing them on his clothes, but this does not work

"Oh, worse than I thought."

Dopey's equally dirty hands show, but only for a moment before his sleeves drape over them. The next is Sleepy, who also puts his dirty hands through his beard

Snow White gave a gasp "How shocking" she clicks her tongue again

Grumpy frowns, but looks at his own hands and turns away

"Heavens me, this will never do."

Grumpy, though not lined up like the others, looks at his hand, but doesn't seem to care whether or not it is dirty and crosses his arms

"March straight outside and wash, or you'll not get a bite to eat." Snow White ordered not allowing them have dinner until their hands are cleaned

"Well come on let's clean them up " Peter begin to guide them outside where there some kind table full of water to wash up

The dwarfs start to file out the door, knowing they have to eat or live, nor is it any use arguing with the princess. Dopey, as usual, is last in line, yet showing off his sleeve-covered hands. Unfortunately, he fails to look where he's going and runs smack into the pantry, where several pots and fans fall on him. Then Dopey runs out the door, surprisingly unharmed Peter look over to see six of them follow outside but Grumpy, however, just frowns out the door, disgusted at how easily his roommates have succumbed to Snow White's charms especially they followed Peter outside

"Heh!"

Then Grumpy turns around and sees the princess looking down on him

"Well? Aren't you going to wash?" Snow White asked of raise a brow

Grumpy says nothing and turns away, obviously not letting anything do with women, especially not ones like Snow White coming into his house and warning him what to do like she is his mother

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" Snow White

Grumpy gets serious by Snow White's remark, and sticks his tongue out at her to show that it's yet in his mouth. Then he storms, but like Dopey before him, he does not look where he's going and hits his nose on the door. Snow White laughs at this

"Aw, did you hurt yourself?"

Grumpy simply scoffs and slips his hat back on. Then he storms out the door, locking it behind him and sits on a barrel. Then he puts a piece of straw in his mouth and chews on it

"Hah, women!"

Peter kept a watch eye on Grumpy then to other dwarfs which they were in tank of water

"Courage, men, courage. Don't be hesitant." Doc tells his men

Cut to the other Dwarfs standing around a small tub of water. Happy swishes a finger around in it

"Gawrsh, it's wet." He said of how wet water is

"Of course it's wet it's water " Peter deadpan that they seriously not know that water is wet

Then Sneezy sticks a finger in the water and immediately recoils, shivering

"It's cold, as well!" He added

"We ain't gonna do it, are we?" Bashful asked

"Well, and it'll please the princess."

"Heh, I'll take a chance for her."

"Me too!" Bashful,Sneezy, and Sleepy replied happily

Grumpy, who is watching from his barrel, is not amused that his brothers are giving in to the charms of a woman

"Huh! Her wiles are beginning to work. But I'm warning you; you give them an inch and they'll walk all over you!" Grumpy said angrily about women

"Don't listen to that old...warthog. C'mon now, men." Doc order to his brothers

"How hard do you scrub?"

"Will your whiskers shrink?"

"Do you get in the tub?"

"Do you have to wash where it doesn't show?"

"Now, now, don't get emotional. Here we go."

" Oh great, another song coming in.. " Peter hear the background song when Doc begin to sing

"Step up to the tub, oh, ain't no disgrace. Just pull up your sleeves and get up in place. Then stuff up the water and rub it on your face and go bluddle-uddle-um-dum."

As Doc continues singing, the others each pick up a bar of soap, dip it in the water, scrub their faces and stuff some water in their hands

"Pick up the soap, now don't try to bluff. Work up the lather, and if you've had enough. Get your hands complete with water, you snort and you snuff and go" with the other who rub their faces "bluddle-uddle-um-dum. You douse and souse, you rub and scrub. You sputter and splash all over the tub."

The fly from the mine flies off toward Sleepy and lands on the soap. As it scrubs itself, a bubble forms around it, getting bigger and bigger until it bursts, surprising the fly

"You may be cold and wet, if you're done. But you have to admit, it's good clean fun. Then splash all you like, it ain't any trick. As soon as you're through, you'll feel mighty slick." Doc sang

"Bunch of old nanny goats, you make me sick going bluddle-uddle-um-dum." Grumpy joins the singing in insulting way

Cut to the bathtub. Doc is cleaning the heads of the other dwarfs with a long brush. He is about to go to Dopey, but the latter keeps moving around. Eventually, he hits him and Doc scrubs his butt instead Peter let out a laugh of what he saw

"Hah! Next fact you know, she'll be tying your beards up in pink ribbons and smelling you up with that stuff called…uh…"perfume". Hah!" Grumpy spits

Cut to the dwarfs scrubbing. Happy wrings his beard out and shakes off on Doc, who frowns at him. Dopey, on the other hand, is hitting his head, which is complete with water. As this doesn't work, he shakes his head, but it just forms waves. Dopey blows on his finger, and the water in his head trickles out. Cut to Sneezy and Sleepy blindly walking around Bashful, who is wringing out his beard. Then the former two dry themselves off on his clothes and beard

"A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be." Grumpy continued

Doc, putting his glasses back on, looks toward him

"I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna."

Doc simply clears his throat and calls the others over. They huddle up and Doc whispers something to them, preferably how to make the chauvinistic dwarf wash and the others laugh silently. After a second, they advance toward Grumpy, whistling nonchalantly. He notices the whistlers around him, and by the time he realizes why, it's no use

"GET HIM!!"

Then the other dwarfs pile on top of Grumpy and carry the thrashing dwarf towards the tub

"Hey, let go! Let go of me!" Grumpy shouted struggling from their grip and guiding him tub

"Get him over to the tub. Get him over to the tub!" Doc ordered

"Lemme loose, you fools! LEMME LOOSE!!"

"Get him up on the tub. Get him up! Hang onto him!"

"Bang him! Pound him!"

the other dwarfs lift Grumpy up into the tub, and Dopey lifts Sneezy up

Peter can see what they were doing to Grumpy forcing him to get clean and he just smile of seeing this " Hehehe this is truly funny " he lets them do to Grunpy to learn his lesson to be cleaned

"Get him up on the dub...on the mub...on the tub...th-the tub. Don't, don't, don't, don't get emotional! Don't get…don't get up...don't get…" Doc struggled to hold Grumpy of his kicks and moving uncontrollably

Just then, Grumpy kicks, causing Sneezy to fall onto Dopey, who rolls into Doc. Holding onto him, Dopey looks at Doc lovingly, but the latter just tosses him off

"Get the soap!" Doc response imperatively

Dopey nods and tries to get up, but trips on his coat. Then he gets up again and runs toward a bar of soap. He picks it up, but before he can get it to the others, it slips out of his hand repeatedly

"Oh! Steady, men! We'll get him there!" Doc instructed

The soap slips several more times before it rockets into the air, but bumps Dopey right on the head. The silent dwarf looks at it, and determined not to get the better of him, sneaks up on the soap and pounces. Unfortunately, it bounces off of Doc's butt and into Dopey's mouth. A second later, he hiccups bubbles, all the while looking for the soap. After another hiccup, Dopey pats his stomach and feels a rounded rectangular shape. He has incidentally swallowed the soap. But just as he realizes this, he falls down and he gets a hiccuping fit. Meanwhile, the other dwarfs are restraining Grumpy and gagging him hard, the latter not enjoying his predicament

"Now scrub good and hard, it can't be denied that he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried.

All: (singing) Well, it's good for the soul and it's good for the hide to go." Doc sang that on the next line, they dip him in the tub three times

"Bluddle-uddle-um-dum!" Grumpy muffled int eh water of tub

Cut to Dopey, who has hiccuped a lot of bubbles. Then he holds his breath, hoping it will stop his hiccups, but after a while, his face turns red and a great big one ribbits him into the air. As he comes back down, his head has disappeared into his coat and lets out one more hiccup. A bubble the size of his head bursts and his hat falls on his head. Meanwhile, the others are restraining Grumpy. Ironically, his beard had blue ribbons tied onto them and he has been prayed with perfume. Everyone laughs at how this words earlier have backfired on him

"Ain't he sweet?" Bashful complement

"Smells like a petunia." Sneezy sniff on Grumpy new smell

Happy puts a lei on Grumpy "He sure is cute."

Grumpy was frustrated by his brothers forcing to wash him "you'll pay dearly for this!"

Meanwhile, inside the house, Snow White samples her soup

Snow White bangs on the soup pot with her spoon and calls them for dinner "Supper!"

"Supper!" Doc said it out loud

"Food! HOORAY!!"

(Everyone runs for the house, dropping Grumpy back in the tub

Grumpy: Bluddle-uddle-um-dum! (sticks his head back out with his lei on his nose) Hah!

"Here let me help you sir " Peter goes over to scoop out Grumpy from small tub

Grumpy who just very angry of seeing that he's totally soaked

" Ummm use this towel to dry up " Peter doesn't mind helping him because he knows Grumpy may look like very rude but inside he was kind hearted man being cautious of danger

Snow White goes to the window she witnesses of seeing of Peter kindness of helping out Grumpy who seem that couldn't thank young man

To Be Continued

Author Note: Thanks for reading this f new chapter I know I am struggling to come up of words of what Peter Parker could say to characters and I'll make part 2 for Snow White because I was very busy at work