"We are so late, we are so late! This is all your fault! I really don't want them to think anything bad or wrong!"
"Like, we had sex and were to late for that reason?"
Emma was not amused by that grin Regina had on her lips. She opened tge door of tge dinner and found her parents watching them like hawks.
"Hey, you made it." Snow said and look shocked after that.
"Ehm Emma, darling you you are wearing you Tanktop upside down..." David managed to say. Her cheeks would flush red, she didnt even find a way to bearth. God why did this had to happen infront of them. She knew it wasn't the end of tge world but still, no one wants their parents to know those things.
"Where is a black hole, when you need one?" Putting her hand on her face, she turned away towards the toilet area, mumbling that she would be back in a few.
"So you mentioned yesterday, that Emma is your wife? Did we miss something?" Snow wasn't shy when it came to direct questions.
"No, you didn't. It's sort of an insider. But since you mentioned that. I want your permission, to..."
"Hey, I am back! So take me out of my misery, tell me that you had a nice small talk so I can jump in and pretend that, that never happened!"
Regina looked at Emma, Snow looked at Emma, David looked at Emma. By than she thought that she didn't had any pants on.
"Ok, what's wrong?"
"Nothing dear, I was just asking your Patents, if they would like my idea."
"Can, I know too?" That childish grin there it was again. Regina smiled back, the way it would drive Emma to a point, that she would want to take her home.
"Can you not do it infront of us, I don't think I will ever be so modern to pretend that I am ok, with my daughter having sex!" That, that came from Snow, shocked even David.
"Ugh, mom really? I would never have anything infront of you! We are not even holding hands!"
"Oh, please Snow. Emma told me, that once she found you and David in Bed!" Regina loved every single second of it.
"And that's, when the Dad decideds to go to the counter and order a Coffey with some extra heat..." David, stood up straight walking towards that counter and his black Coffey with scotch.
"You are enjoying this?" Regina couldn't hide the truth from Emma, she tried but Emma always knew, when she was lying.
"Just a bit, besides let me have some fun. I was so good to you this morning!"
"That's it! I am out, I will join my husband for a black Coffey with, whatever there is inside Ruby double it!"
By know the whole dinner knew, that the Charmed - Mills - Swan Family was having a difficult Breakfast time.
"Regina, really darling, can't you just be nice to them? They really try!"
"Of course I can, Em-ma. But where would be the fun in that?"
"God, I hate you!"
"Now, that's a lie as well, dear!"
This was pure sugar for Regina, Snow and Charming would sit like two wet puddles on the counter. Looking at each other and praying that the scotch would help.
"Hey Charming Ones! Come back amd let's have food! I swear no funny buissnes talk anymore!" She couldn't help that regal smile on her face would say ot all. Emma couldn't even be angry at her, she looked like a child in a big warehouse.
They eat and everyone was happy that they had a Smalltalk conversation. SnowSnow and Charming asked also about Emma, her time with Hook and how this all had happened between her and Regina. By the end of the conversation both of her parents wanted the pirate dead.
"So, you are moving in than? I assume that you will move into Reginas house?"
"I, I don't know, mom. It's not like we have had a lot of opportunity to talk about those details."
"Oh, but she already moved in! I poofed all of her and all of the babies stuff into "our" house." She loved the fact that she could make Snow speechless, also Emmas face expression was a bonus, too.
"You really? What if I don't, oh ok stop looking like that. I didn't say anything, I am moving in ok?! Just stop looking like that, it, it...ugh stop it!"
Regina had a great time, and she knew she could drive Emma to madness with her looks. This was a very pleasant Breakfast, for her at least.
