Chapter 2: Imagin Antics
Back at Acme Acres, Fifi La Fume was walking down the street. "Le sigh. Finahlly, I'm ahllowed to go out eento ze ceety. Being grounded fahr a mahnth wahs how you say, Hell. Especially seence my leettle brahthair cahn ahnnoy me aht times," said Fifi. A month ago, Fifi came across the infamous Mask of Loki. And when she put it on, her boy chasing antics were amplified to even loonier levels. She lusted over her own teacher, Pepé Le Pew. But unfortunately, this got her trouble with her mother, Fleur La Fume and she grounded her for a month. Today was the day where she finally was allowed to go out in the community again. Her hair was messed up due to the stress of being in the house without coming out for one month. Just then, Babs Bunny approached her.
"So, your mother finally let you out of prison, huh?" joked Babs.
"Shut up," said Fifi, unamused. Babs then left to meet up with Buster Bunny. Fifi sat down on a park bench and began to fix up her hair. Not too far from where Fifi was, M-Furrball was exploring the city. He sighed in annoyance.
"This place is boring. There's nothing exciting here to do," complained the possessed cat.
"You're idea of fun is beating the crud out of people, sempai," said Urataros. It was at that moment that M-Furball then saw Fifi, painting her nails. "Well, well. Even in a place like this, there are beautiful women," said Urataros. He then took control of Furball. The Imagin saw in Furball's memories that the cat liked the skunkette, but her stench kept turning him away and how Elmyra wouldn't let him date Fifi unless Fifi becomes her pet. He smirked as he approached the skunkette.
(Insert "Urataros' Theme" from Kamen Rider Den-O)
Fifi had just finished painting her nails pink. "Zere," said Fifi with a smile.
"Bonjour, Madame Fifi," greeted U-Furball. The skunkette turned around and saw her fellow classmate. Her eyes widened when she saw her current attire. He was wearing glasses and wore a black tuxedo with a blue shirt and white necktie underneath. His eyes and tuft of fur on his head were now a bright blue.
"Furrbahll? Whaht's weeth ze fahncy getup?" asked Fifi.
"Just thought it was a nice day to dress up and take a stroll. But imagine my surprise when I ran into my fellow classmate. Especially one so beautiful as you," replied the turtle possessed cat, as he gently grabbed her hand and kissed it. Fifi's felt her cheeks flush pink as she was called beautiful.
Ooh-la-la. Furbahll hahs nevair been ziss fahrwahrd. Whaht's gahtten eento heem?, wondered the buxom female. "Furrbahll, whaht's going on? Ahre you ahll right?" asked Fifi.
"Nothing's wrong. I'm just expressing my interest in you," U-Furball replied.
"You . . . haahhve feeleengs fahhr moi?" questioned Fifi.
"Indeed. I just never acted on them. Playing the shy boy act is never going to get me anywhere. I realized if I wanted to get your attention, I would have to do it myself," said the cat. He then smiled at Fifi. "That being said, would you, my pretty princess, like to go on a date with me tomorrow night?" asked U-Furball.
"But wahn't Elmyra try to ruin our dahte seence she wahn't ahllow you to dahte moi unless I wahs hair pet?" asked Fifi.
"Not to worry. A friend already of mine beat her to a pulp. So she won't stop us. Are you up for dating tomorrow?" asked Furrball. Fifi was silent at first, but then when the question finally registered, she let out a happy shriek. The skunkette then fell backwards onto the ground. Her eyes had swirls in them and her tongue stuck out of her mouth. "Hmm. I take that as a yes. But maybe I overdid it." said U-Furball with a sweat drop.
"You think, you perverted turtle?" asked Momotaros. Urataros in Furrball's body began exploring more of the streets of Acme Acres. He was also flirting with the various ladies too. He smiled at a group of them, causing then to blush or giggle. Some of the other girls squealed happily. U-Furball then winked at Bimbette Skunk, causing her to faint with a huge grin on her face. But suddenly, Furrball accidentally bumped into Arnold the Pit Bull.
(End Music)
"Hey, vatch vhere you're going, kitty!" snarled Arnold. He tried to smash into the ground. But Furrball actually stopped his punch. Urataros wasn't in control now.
(Insert "Kintaros' Theme" from Kamen Rider Den-O)
Kintaros was the one who was possessing Furrball now. He was also wearing a yellow Japanese robe and his eyes and a tuft of his head fur were yellow. K-Furrball began to twist Arnold's wrist, causing him to yelp. "My strength will make you cry!" said K-Furrball. He then grabbed Arnold with one arm and threw him into the distance, screaming. "Ooh! I love a strong man!" said Julie Bruin.
(End Music)
Several blocks away, Fifi was in a very happy, lovey dovey mood. She skipped and danced happily, singing. "Mmmm, Mmmm. So ziss ees lahve. Mmmmm. So ziss ees lahve," sang Fifi. Unfortunately, since she was in love, her smell was going off. And it was causing people to faint, left and right. Buster, Babs, Plucky and Shirley saw what was happening.
"Fifi?" asked Buster.
"Hello, Fifi?" asked Plucky. But Fifi didn't hear her friends. Suddenly, Babs took put a megaphone.
"FIFI!" yelled Babs. That snapped Fifi out of her daze.
"You ruined my rahmahnteec fahntasy!" snapped Fifi.
"But in your daze, you're knocking people out with your smell," said Babs. Fifi turned around and saw the trail of unconscious people.
"Le oops," said Fifi, blushing in embarrassment.
"Like, what's gotten into you?" asked Shirley.
"Ahs eet turns out, Furrbahll ees quite ze chahrmair. He sweet tahlked me off my feet ahnd ahsked me out on a dahte tahmorrow. Le sigh," sighed Fifi happily. Pink and red hearts floated above Fifi as she thought about Furrball.
"You're not the only girl that Furrball's been flirting with," said Plucky.
"Whaht do you mean?" asked Fifi.
"Furrball's been flirting with every lady in the city," said Buster.
"Le wwhaht?!" asked Fifi in disbelief.
At the Acme Acres Park, U-Furrball was sitting in the lap of Julie Bruin while being surrounded by some other girl toons. Julie's boobs were pressed against the back of the possessed cat's head. Some of them were squealing and giggling. Others were kissing him, leaving kiss marks on his face, including Julie and Bimbette. U-Furrball chucked as he got kissed. At that moment, Amby and Floyd were walking into the park when they saw Furrball with all of those girls. "Hey, it's Furrball! Since when did he become a lady's cat?" asked Floyd.
"I don't know. But let's get him!" said Amby. The two started to head toward where Furrball and the girls were at. Fortunately for Furrball, he spotted them.
"Will you excuse me for a moment, girls?" asked U-Furrball. The girls stepped aside and Kintaros took control of Furrball. K-Furrball then began to walk toward the two bully cats.
"We got a score to settle with you, Furrball!" said Amby.
"If you two think you can go around bullying me for no good reason, you've got another thing coming," said K-Furrball as he flexing his muscles.
"Ooh! Furrball thinks he can be a fighter! I'm so scared!" said Amby.
"My strength will make you cry!" said K-Furrball. Amby tried to kick K-Furrball, but he caught the orange cat's fist with his hand.
"What the?!" asked Amby. K-Furrball then threw him onto the ground, hard. Floyd tried to punch K-Furrball, but K-Furrball punched him first in the gut. K-Furrball continued to punch and kick the two bully cats.
"The chair! Give 'em the chair!" said Bimbette. K-Furrball grabbed two chairs and smashed them onto the two cats. K-Furrball then threw the two cats away from the park. The girls that Furrball attracted the attention of began to cheer for the blue cat.
After hearing what Buster and Plucky said, Fifi's white stripe, belly and white parts of her face turned red like a thermometer. Steam gushed out of her ears like a tea kettle too. "How could Furrbahll do ziss to me ahftair he ahsked me out?! Eesn't one geerl enough?! Le gggrrrrrrrr!" growled Fifi.
"Apparently enough wasn't enough," said Plucky. Just then, everybody heard a scream coming from the sky. They looked around to see where it was coming from. When suddenly, SPLAT! Plucky Duck was squashed underneath Arnold the Pit Bull. The white dog had dizzy eyes from being thrown.
"Like, what happened to you, Arnold?" asked Shirley.
"It vas zat blue cat. He somehow got monstrous strength and threw me several blocks across ze city," groaned Arnold.
"Furrball? No, it can't be! Furrball doesn't have that kind of strength! Right, Fifi?" asked Babs. But then, she noticed Fifi was leaving.
"I'm gahnna lecture Furrbahll ahbout mahkeeng a cahmmeetment to a relahtionsheep!" said Fifi.
Up on the surface, Aruto and Sento had finished building the Imagin tracking device. The Kamen Riders that were traveling on the Den-Liner had gathered at the remains of the S.H.O.C.K.E.R. base they recently destroyed. Sakurai Yuto (a.k.a. Kamen Rider Zeronos) and his Imagin partner, Deneb were called upon too. They brought their time train known as the Zero-Liner. "So how is this tracking device supposed to work?" asked Ryotaro.
"Every Imagin leaves a trace of quantum particles wherever they go," said Sento.
"So if we find any quantum particles in this area, it'll suck up the particles and then we can put them into the Den-Liner's navigation system. And then, the navigation system can determine where your Imagin partners are," said Aruto. Aruto activated the device and it began to give off faint beeps as it began to detect the quantum particles. Roughly after two minutes of activating the device, the device began to beep rapidly.
"Bingo! We found some quantum particles!" said Sento. Aruto clicked a special trigger and the device sucked up the quantum particles into the device. "Now to insert the quantum particles into the system," said Sento. Everybody gathered inside the Den-Liner and Sento inserted the tracking device into Den-Liner's computer. Very soon, the computer was able to identify where Momotaros and the others were at.
"Strange. The computer shows they're somewhere deep in the Earth," said Aruto. Everybody else gasped in disbelief.
"Looks like we're going to have to some literal digging," said Yuto. Yuto had the Zero-Liner couple up in front of the Den-Liner. The Zero-Liner then activated its drills and the train began to burrow deep into the ground, on its way to Looney Tunes Land.
Back in Acme Acres, U-Furrball continued to wander the city. He had just finished cleaning off the lipstick marks that was on his face. Just then, he began to hear a commotion. The possessed cat saw some puppies being chased by Elmyra. They were frightened. "Come back, puppy wuppies! I just wanna hug you, squeeze you and love you to pieces," said Elmyra. Suddenly, Ryutaros possessed Furrball now. His eyes and part of his fur turned purple and he was now wearing clothes of a break dancer. Elmyra was about to seize the puppies when she began to hear some music. She turned and saw Furrball break dancing. "Furrball?" asked Elmyra, looking confused.
"Mind if I save those puppies? I can't hear you!" said R-Furrball. He continued to break dance, which actually had a hypnotizing effect on Elmyra. So, in moments, Elmyra started break dancing too. The possessed cat had her break dance until she fell head first into a trash can. Ryutaros then put a lid on the trash can and sealed it. "Hee hee. That'll teach you not to hurt little puppies," said R-Furrball. Later, it was Sieg's turn to walk around in Furrball's body. As a result of Sieg possessing him, part of his head fur was white and he wore clothes that spoke royalty.
"This body is small, but it'll suffice until Ryotaro finds us," said S-Furrball. Just then, he heard somebody laugh at him. It was Sweetie Pie the Bird.
"Is it me or do your new cwothes look widicuwois, Furrball! Who do you think you are, a prince?!" laughed Sweetie. This made Sieg-Furrball mad.
"Your head is high! Your head is high!" bellowed S-Furrball. Suddenly, Sweetie Pie began to shrink.
"Hey! What's happening to me?! I'm shrinking!" cried Sweetie. In a puff of white smoke, the pink canary was reduced to the size of a house fly. "AAAAAAAUGH! I'm teeny weeny!" cried Sweetie in a high pitched voice.
"Perhaps that'll teach you to treat me with more respect," said S-Furrball. He then finger flicked Sweetie into the distance, screaming.
I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. I always loved the comedy in Kamen Rider Den-O. So having it mix with the comedy of Tiny Toons takes the humor up to a whole new level. Plus, the Riders have located the Imagin and are on their way. Next chapter, Shadow Moon and Asakura discover the identity of the one who sent S.H.O.C.K.E.R. the transmission.
