Chapter 5: The Evil Plan
Shadow Moon and Asakura brought Dr. Gene Splicer before the leaders of S.H.O.C.K.E.R. It wasn't long before the doctor explained to them about the toons. "So let me get this straight. The residents of your home city known as toons can do all the things you just described?" asked the Great Leader.
"Yes. Here's your proof," said Dr. Gene Splicer. He began to show footage of the toons' various antics. Some of them included the various times Daffy Duck survived getting shot by Elmer Fudd. There was also all the times Wile E. Coyote survived his explosives backfiring on him, falling off cliffs, run over by vehicles and crushed by big and heavy objects. The leaders were also shown moments where a character paints a false tunnel to cause victim to crash, only for it to backfire in numerous ways. Some of them scratched their heads in bewilderment. But at the same time, the Great Leader had started to come up with a new evil plan.
"Is it possible to create something that could drain these toons of whatever it is that allows them to do these physic defying stunts and to cheat death and use it to create new super soldiers?" asked the Great Leader.
"Why yes. It's quite possible. I remember reading about an affair where this former chairperson of Adults Against Funny Cartoons made a machine called the Toon Logic Extractor that could drain toons of their tooniness in order to make them more civilized. But after it was destroyed, their tooniness was returned and she reformed when her tooniness was returned to her," said Dr. Gene Splicer.
"I say let's find this woman and make her recreate the machine to S.H.O.C.K.E.R.'s liking!" said Kai, leader of the rogue Imagin.
"Except this time, let's kill the victims after their tooniness is drained," said the Bat Fangire.
"And why's that?" asked Sagittarius Zodiarts, leader of the Zodiarts.
"Suppose the Riders do find a way to destroy the Toon Kaijin we hope to create. That way, if they're destroyed, the tooniness will disappear. In other words, if we can't have the tooniness energy, no one will!" said the Bat Fangire.
"I say, after we drain the toons of their tooniness, we feed them to the flesh eating monsters that are at our command," said Asakura.
"Where's the woman who originally invented the machine now?" asked Colonel Zol.
"From what I last heard, she's now residing in Wackyland, home to most bizarre and surreal toons," said Dr. Gene Splicer. Great Leader turned to Shadow Moon.
"Shadow Moon, take some Chaps with you and go to Wackyland to capture the woman. The rest of you go establish a base at Acme Acres," said the Great Leader.
"One thing I should warn you about Shadow Moon. You can't exit Wackyland the same way you entered," said Dr. Gene Splicer.
"I'll take your word on that," said Shadow Moon. And he left to do his assigned task.
"It won't be long before we create the most indestructible troops. Long live S.H.O.C.K.E.R.!" said the Great Leader.
"Yeeeeeee!" cried everybody else.
That night, Shadow Moon and the Chaps arrived to Wackyland. The Chaps were the combatmen of the Crisis Empire. The villains saw the bizarre sights and residents of the place. He turned to the Chaps. "Search everywhere for the woman. And you, come with me," ordered Shadow Moon. The various Chaps went in several directions to find the former chairperson of the AAFC. Shadow Moon and a lone Chap went in a different direction. Shadow Moon's boots clanked as he searched for his target. As he looked, he saw a house that was several yards apart from Gogo Dodo's house. He turned to the Chap accompanying him. "You check out that house. I'll check the other one," said Shadow Moon. The Chaps nodded. The Chap went to Gogo Dodo's house, while Shadow Moon went to the other house. Peeking through the window of Gogo's house, they saw he was asleep. Shadow Moon looked through the window of the other house and saw the woman that was once chairwoman of the AAFC. "Found you," said Shadow Moon. Once all the Chaps regrouped with Shadow Moon, he cut down the door to the former AAFC chairwoman's door with his Satan Saber. The woman screamed when she saw the attackers. "Seize her," said Shadow Moon. Two Chaps grabbed the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman by the arm.
"Who do you think you are?! Do you know who I used to be?!" asked the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"Yes. And that's why S.H.O.C.K.E.R. requires you for our latest experiment," said Shadow Moon. Gogo Dodo was woken up by the commotion.
"Let me go!" said the woman as the two Chaps began to drag her away. Gogo gasped when he saw what was happening. He ran to the rescue.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" said Gogo. Shadow Moon saw Gogo. Gogo drew an anvil with his big pencil and had it fall toward Shadow Moon. But suddenly, Shadow Moon sliced the anvil in two with his Satan Saber. Gogo's eyes widened in horror when he saw the villain did.
"Be gone, bird brain," said Shadow Moon. With a wave of his Satan Saber, his sword let off a red energy wave that hit Gogo, causing an explosion that sent him flying, knocking him out. Shadow Moon and the Chaps then left with their prisoner.
Shadow Moon and the Chaps brought the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman to the newly established S.H.O.C.K.E.R. hideout in a desert, on the outskirts of Acme Acres. The Great Leader was waiting. "Great Leader, we got the woman," said Shadow Moon.
"Excellent work, Shadow Moon," said the Great Leader.
"Who are you supposed to be?" asked the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"I am the Great Leader of the terrorist organization of S.H.O.C.K.E.R. I require you for my latest plan," said the Great Leader.
"But why me?" asked the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"I have been told that you once created a machine that can drain the tooniness of a toon. We want you to recreate that machine to S.H.O.C.K.E.R.'s liking. We want to drain select toons of their tooniness so that we can create kaijin that are capable of doing the same physic and logic defying feats the toons can do. With them, they'll be able to survive anything our enemies, the Kamen Riders throw at them," said the Great Leader.
"I will never do such a thing!" said the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"I knew that you'd refuse. Which is why I have some motivation," said the Great Leader. He had a couple of Raydragoon Mirror Monsters bring forth some captured humans that the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman recognized.
"Those are my former workers of AAFC!" cried the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"So you do know them. The Raydragoons are feeling hungry. If you don't start rebuilding the machine, your former workers will become the Raydragoons' dinner," said the Great Leader. The Raydragoons prepared to slash at them with their arm blades.
"Wait! I'll do it! Just don't harm them!" cried the Ex-AAFC Chairwoman.
"That's more like it," said the Great Leader. The Great Leader turned to a large group of S.H.O.C.K.E.R. operatives. Among one of them was a tough looking woman, dressed in a S.H.O.C.K.E.R. uniform. She had blond hair, with part of the front dyed pink and purple eyes. "Agent Candi. You and a group of operatives go into the city and kidnap some toons for our experiment," said Great Leader.
"Yes, Great Leader," said Agent Candi. She and the others left to do their assigned task.
I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. As you read, S.H.O.C.K.E.R. have kidnapped the former chairperson of Adults Against Funny Cartoons from "The Anvil Chorus" and "Washingtoon". I haven't seen the episode of Washingtoon, but I did read about it. And I figured it would be a good basis for S.H.O.C.K.E.R.'s evil plot to harness the toons' tooniness to create their super soldiers. Agent Candi is a new character, named after Sweetie's voice actress Candi Milo. Who she is, you'll see in the next chapter. And next chapter, they're gonna start sending their agents to kidnap several toons. But luckily, the Kamen Riders will appear . . .
