Appearances:
Main characters:
Batman (Bruce Wayne) (First appearance)
Robin (Dick Grayson) (First appearance)
Supporting characters:
Alfred Pennyworth (First appearance)
Aunt Harriet Cooper (First appearance)
Gotham City Police Department (First appearance)
Chief O'Hara (First appearance)
Commissioner Gordon (First appearance)
Antagonists:
Riddler (Edward Nigma) (First appearance)
Mole Hill Mob (First appearance)
Harry (First appearance)
Molly (First appearance)
Other characters:
Doorman (First appearance)
Gideon Peale (First appearance)
Inspector Basch (First appearance)
Moldavian Prime Minister (First appearance)
Newscaster (First appearance)
Joe Chill (Unnamed) (Mentioned only)
Thomas Wayne (Deceased) (Mentioned only)
Martha Wayne (Deceased) (Mentioned only)
Locations:
Batman (1966 TV series) (First appearance)
Earth (First appearance)
North America (First appearance)
United States of America (First appearance)
New Jersey (First appearance)
Gotham City (First appearance)
Gotham City Police Headquarters (First appearance)
Gotham City World's Fair (First appearance)
Republic of Moldavia Pavilion (First appearance)
Peale Art Gallery (First appearance)
What a Way to Go-Go (First appearance)
Gotham City Hall (First appearance)
Stately Wayne Manor (First appearance)
Batcave (First appearance)
Items:
Utility Belt (First appearance)
Batarang (First appearance)
Bat-Hook (First appearance)
Batcuffs (First appearance)
Bat-Signal (First appearance)
Batcomputer (First appearance)
Batphone (First appearance)
Batpole (First appearance)
Riddler's Cross (First appearance)
Shakespeare Bust (First appearance)
Vehicles:
Batmobile (First appearance)
Concepts:
Batusi (First appearance)
Plot
The series opens at the Republic of Moldavia exhibit, located at the Gotham City World's Fair, the Moldavian prime minister slices into the Moldavian friendship cake and unknowingly causes it to explode, releasing a concealed riddle. At the Gotham City Police Department, Police Commissioner James Gordon (Neil Hamilton) and Chief Miles O'Hara (Stafford Repp) suspect it to be the Riddler (Gorshin). They turn to Inspector Bash and all the other senior policemen, but all bow their heads for a moment of silence, they turn to a red phone ("I don't know who he is behind that mask of his, but I do know when we need him and we need him now!"). After a glimpse into the lives of Bruce Wayne (Adam West) and Dick Grayson (Burt Ward) as well as the opening credits, the riddle leads them as Batman and Robin to the Peale art gallery, where they catch the Riddler in the act of taking a cross from its proprietor Gideon Peale at gunpoint. They stop him with an explosive but learn to their horror that Riddler's gun was actually a lighter and the cross was his to begin with. Riddler whistles and some lawyers arrive bearing complaints in which the Riddler hands to Batman, who is slated to be sued for false arrest.
Batman and Robin must uncover the Riddler's plot before the case comes to trial or Batman will be forced to reveal his true identity in court, completely destroying his value as a crimefighter and stunting his career forever. However, Dick remembered that the Riddler said to look for two more riddles, and this clue inspires the Duo to get to the Batcave and closely examine the legal document.
Two hidden riddles in the legal documents lead Batman and Robin to the new "What a Way to Go-Go" discothèque. the Riddler informs the Mole Hill Mob that Batman has had time to solve his clue. As the Riddler and the Mole Hill Mob make their way through an underground corridor to the discothèque, his plan is again put into action. Being a minor, Robin is too young to enter the disco, so he waits outside in the Batmobile and monitors Batman on the Batscope while Batman dances the Batusi with the Riddler's assistant Molly. However, his orange juice had been spiked with a sleeping pill. Watching from outside, Robin attempts to help Batman, but falls victim to the Riddler's tranquilizer gun. Riddler tries to steal the Batmobile but accidentally triggers its antitheft rockets. He then tries to destroy the car but the flames are extinguished by its "Bat-o-stat Antifire Activator". Robin is carried away down a manhole by the Riddler and the Mole Hill Mob. Batman finds himself in no condition to pursue them and is forced to surrender his keys to the police at the most inopportune time.
Meanwhile, at the Riddler's hideout, Robin is strapped to a table as the Riddler, who is surrounded by Molly and the Mole Hill Mob, attempts to operate on the unconscious boy.
Cast
Adam West as Bruce Wayne / Batman: An multimillionaire who moonlights as the vigilante Batman.
Burt Ward as Dick Grayson / Robin: Bruce's protége and ward who wears a colorful costume.
Neil Hamilton as Commissioner Gordon: The commissioner of Gotham City.
Frank Gorshin as Edward Nigma / Riddler: An supervillain who leaves hints of his next crime in the form of riddles.
"So, who are we watching or reading next?" Peter-199999 asked.
"Him." Alex pointed to Bruce-1966.
"Holy Television, Batman." Dick-1966 said.
"Yes, my wayward companion. It appears our story is going to be next." Bruce-1966 said.
The episode starts with a scene at the Gotham City Fair.
A gold text says "Gotham City World's Fair".
The camera shows the people walking around, transitioning to several shots, one of a Chinatown-looking attraction, an trolley, and what appears to be a castle.
An gold text says "Republic of Moldavia".
It shows a crowd clapping for somebody, revealed to be the Prime Minister of Moldavia.
Prime Minister: Thank you, dear peoples. Thank you, everybody.
"Where am I in this?" Bruce-1966 asked.
"You'll be in there, soon." Alex said.
Prime Minister: Now, in conclusion, on behalf of my country, Moldavia, land of charm… it's such pleasure to unveil for you Moldavia's greatest national treasure… behind me on platform.
The crowd starts applauding again.
Prime Minister: But first, a small ceremony. The Prime Minister says something foreign.
The guards come in with a cake, and the crowd starts applauding again.
Prime Minister: This traditional Moldavian friendship cake, dear peoples… which I will now chop for you, in the name of-
The cake explodes, with everybody shrieking and shouting and running away.
"An exploding cake? Sounds like something Joker would do." Burtonverse-Bruce said.
The Prime Minister starts exclaiming in a foreign language.
Police Officer: Hey, look. Look what shot from that cake.
That notice a bottle with a note in it, with a mini parachute making it float. Commissioner Gordon takes the bottle, and takes the message out.
Commissioner Gordon (reading the message): "Why is an orange like a bell?"
"It's the Riddler!" Val Kilmer Bruce said.
"The Riddler?" Burtonverse-Bruce asked.
"Edward Nygma was one of my employees until he went insane. He made this device which read people's minds, but when I rejected it, he took matters into his own hands. He teamed up with Harvey Dent-" Val Kilmer-Bruce said, before Burtonverse-Bruce cut him off.
"Wait, Harvey Dent, as in district attorney Harvey Dent?" Burtonverse-Bruce asked.
"The same one. During an accident, he was exposed to some acid, which deformed part of his face. It made him sadistic too. He became the supervillain Two-Face. Anyways, Edward teamed up with Harvey and using the mind control device, they found out my secret identity. They infiltrated the Batcave and kidnapped Dr. Meridian Chase, a psychologist whom I was dating. With the help of Dick Grayson, a young circus arcobatic whose parents were killed by Two-Face, we stopped Edward, who was taking on the identity of the Riddler, a supervillain who gives hints of his crimes by leaving clues in the form of riddles. Anyways, during the fight between Dick and Harvey, Harvey died. We stopped Edward and sent him to Arkham Asylum, but at a cost, he lost his mind. He believed he was Batman and there was no helping him from there." Kilmer-Bruce explained. [1]
"I have my memory again. And now I know who Batman really is!" Schaumer-Riddler exclaimed.
Gordon: You know what this means, don't you?
Chief O'Hara: The Riddler.
Gordon: Right, Chief O'Hara. The Riddler. That infernal prince of puzzlers who's outwitted us a dozen times. What about it, men? O'Hara? Inspector Bash? Any of you think you can handle him?
Nobody answered. Gordon noticed a red telephone.
Gordon: I don't know he is behind that mask of his, but I do know when we need him. And we need him now.
Gordon removes the protective case and dials it. At Stately Wayne Manor, the telephone rings and Alfred Pennyworth answers it.
Alfred: I'll call him, sir.
Meanwhile, back at the Republic of Moldavia.
Gordon: We're in luck, he's at home.
We see Bruce Wayne in a board meeting.
Bruce: My resources are behind you, in full.
"I hate board meetings." Every Bruce Wayne said.
"I know, right?" Tony Stark asked. "They suck."
Board Member #1 (Mr. Harris): You're a real champion, Mr. Wayne.
Board Member #2: Indeed you are.
Bruce: Don't mention it, Mr. Harris. Perhaps if there'd been anti-crime centers… of the type you now propose, when my own parents were murdered by dastardly criminals…
Bruce started crying, with Alfred patting him on the back.
"It's ok, sir."
Alfred cleared his throat to indicate his presence.
Bruce: Yes, Alfred?
Alfred (whispering in Bruce's ear): The Batphone, sir.
Bruce: Forgive me. I'm just reminded I'd promised to take my young ward, Dick Grayson, fishing. If you'll excuse me.
Mr. Harris: Be a pleasure working with you sir.
Board Member: It's wonderful knowing you're behind it.
Bruce and Alfred encounter Dick Grayson and his Aunt Harriet.
Bruce: Oh, there you are, Dick. Feel like a bit of fishing?
Dick Grayson: Holy barracuda. You mean-?
"Why did you say it like that?" Schaumerverse-Dick asked.
"It's just my catchphrase." 1960s-Dick said.
Bruce looks at him, so as not to attract suspicion.
Dick: Sure, Bruce, why not? Sounds swell. Doesn't it, Aunt Harriett?
Bruce and Dick go into a secret room.Bruce answers the Batphone.
Bruce: Yes, commissioner?
The scene transitions back to the Republic of Moldavia.
Gordon: You'll never guess who's on the loose. Your archenemy, the Riddler.
Back at Stately Wayne Manor, we see Bruce and Dick hearing the other side of the reception.
Bruce: Good heavens.
Dick: Him again.
The scene transitions back to the Republic of Moldavia.
Gordon: Can you come to headquarters right away?
The scene transitions back to Wayne Manor.
Bruce: It'll be a pleasure, Commissioner Gordon.
"So you guys are going after Riddler now?" Burtonverse-Bruce asked.
"Yeah." 1960s-Dick said.
Dick moves the head of a statue, revealing a hidden button. The bookcase opens, revealing a hidden entrance into the Batcave, with poles that say "Bruce" and "Dick", respectively. They climb down the poles, and the bookcase moves back to normal.
1960s music plays as the animated intro plays, with Batman and Robin running. Batman punches a couple of guys, as does Robin. The intro ends with Bruce and Dick shaking hands. The screen title reads "Batman". An animation of Batman is shown, underneath it reads "Starring Adam West".
"The guy from Family Guy and a lot of other shows?" Chris O'Donnell-Dick asked.
Under an animation of Robin, text appears saying "Burt Ward". More animation is shown, including one of the Batmobile. Underneath it, "Alan Napier" and underneath it reads "Neil Hamilton". More text is shown, reading "Stafford Repp" and underneath it "Madge Blake". Text reads "Executive Producer: William Dozier".
In the Batcave, Bruce and Dick are already in costume as "Batman" and "Robin", respectively. They race and get into the Batmobile.
"That's the Batmobile?" Burtonverse-Batman asked.
"Yeah. Why?" 1960s-Dick asked.
"Mine is black."
The Batmobile's engine starts.
Robin: Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.
Batman: Clear. Ready to move out.
The Batmobile takes off, leaving the Batcave. As they drive, they come across a sign reading "Gotham City: 14 miles". The scene transitions, showing police cars at a building. Gold text appears in the middle of the screen, reading "Hi Diddle Riddle", as Batman and Robin pull up. More gold text appears reading "Special Guest: Jill St. John as Molly", along with "Special Guest Villain: Frank Gorshin as The Riddler", "Written by: Lorenzo Semple, Jr,", and "Directed by: Robert Butler" (as the camera zooms in on the building's overhead sign, which reads "Gotham City Police Headquarters").
Inside, Batman and Robin are reading the Riddler's riddle.
Batman (reading the riddle): "Why is an orange like a bell?"
"Because they must both be peeled." Schaumer-Dick guessed.
Robin: Answer, because they both must be peeled.
"Got it." Schaumer-Dick said.
Batman: Right. You peel an orange and you peel a bell. Get it?
O'Hara: What idiots we are. Now, why couldn't we have worked that out?
Gordon: But what does it mean though?
"It could mean to go the Clock Tower, a bunch of things." Schaumerverse-Dick pointed out.
Batman: Right, commissioner, there's the problem. We all know how this quizzical criminal operates. He deliberately leaves clues to confound us.
Robin: Clues which may or may not lead to the real crime he's planning.
Inspector Bash: The real crime?
Batman: Precisely, Inspector Bash. The Riddler contrives his plots like artichokes.
"I want an artichoke." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Alex used his powers to create an artichoke.
"Thank you."
"You're quite welcome, young Grayson." Alex said.
"Call me Dick." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
"Ok. But beware that name is misconstrued in the future."
"What do you mean?" Schaumerverse-Dick asked.
"Let's just say people use it in the dirty sense."
Schaumerverse-Dick nodded.
Batman: You have to strip off spiny leaves to reach the heart.
Gordon: But, surely, Batman, there must be some sort of political plot against Moldavia. That exploding cake.
Batman: A mere ruse, Commissioner. A clever device used to make you call me in.
Gordon: But why? Why would he want that? You're his deadly nemesis.
Robin: The Riddler's mind is twisted.
"What villain's mind isn't twisted?" Tony pointed out.
Robin: Crime's no fun for him unless it means outwitting us.
Batman: Robin's right.
"Of course I am." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Batman: He has a strange artistic compulsion to…. Artistic, that's it. The meaning of the first point, the Peale Art Gallery.
Inspector Bash: Of course. It's a storehouse of priceless art treasures.
O'Hara: Just the Riddler's meat.
Gordon: Call out your boys, Chief. Stakeout that Peale Art Gallery like you would a circus tent.
O'Hara: Yes, sir.
O'Hara starts to use the phone, before Batman interrupts.
Batman: Not so fast, men. Wait. The Riddler's up to something tricky.
"When isn't he?" Schaumerverse-Dick said.
"Hey!" Schaumerverse-Riddler exclaimed, offended.
Batman: Better let us handle this. It smells like a trap.
Batman and Robin run out as the scene transitions to the Peale Art Gallery. Batman and Robin arrive outside the gallery. Robin stands on top of the Batmobile.
Batman: Let's mosey up the back way.
The batphone starts beeping.
Batman: Batman speaking.
The Riddler starts cackling over the phone.
Riddler: This is a recording. Before you trip over your cape, Batman, riddle me this… there are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke? Hmm? The Riddler cackles again.
Batman: The Riddler.
Robin: What the heck's he trying to tell us?
Batman: I don't know. Let's go up and ask him.
Batman throws one of his batarangs, creating a rope.
Batman: You go first. I'll anchor you.
Robin: Roger.
Everybody groaned.
"What?" 1960s-Dick asked.
"It's just you could've said something better." 1960s-Bruce pointed out.
Robin: Gosh, if I could just figure out that riddle. Why can't I get it?
Batman and Robin climb up the building.
Batman: Maybe your mind's on that cute little teenager who waved to you on the way across town, eh?
1960s-Dick blushed.
Robin: Aw, come on, Batman.
They reach the top and spot the Riddler threatening somebody with a gun.
Batman: Got him red-handed.
Batman folds the Batarang. He uses a device to make the bars on the window loose. Robin is about to throw the bars down.
Batman: Watch it, chum. Pedestrian safety.
"There are no pedestrians, though." Schaumerverse-Dick pointed out.
"You can never be too safe." 1960s-Bruce said.
Schaumerverse-Dick nodded.
Robin: Oh, sure. Sorry.
Batman installs a hook magnet, which he uses to put the bars on. Batman and Robin then break into the art gallery by busting into the window, breaking it into the process.
"So much about stealth." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
George Clooney-Batman nodded.
Batman: Hold it, Riddler.
Riddler runs and Batman throws a smoke bomb, making Riddler stumble over a silver statue of a knight.
Batman: The game's up, Riddler. As a duly deputized agent of the law, I place you under arrest for armed robbery.
Robin: Snap on the Batcuffs.
Riddler: You've got me, Batman.
"Why is he allowing himself to be arrested?" Schaumerverse-Dick asked.
"It's a trick." Val Kilmer-Bruce pointed out.
As he arrests him, paparazzi snap a picture as Riddler cackles.
Batman: What the?
Riddler: It's too delicious, I even gave you a tip-off.
Mr. Peale: Batman, you've made a mistake. He didn't steal that cross.
Robin: What?
Mr. Peale: I tell you, it belongs to him. He lent it to me for a show.
"I don't buy that for a second." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Batman: But, Mr. Peale, we saw him take it from you at gunpoint.
Riddler: Gunpoint?
Riddler then shows Batman the gun, showing him it was a lighter, before cackling.
Robin: Holy ashtray. He did tip us off.
Riddler then starts cackling again.
Robin: There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Mr. Peale: You saw him giving me a light as I handed back his cross.
Batman: Out-riddled.
"I was wrong. I admit it." Schaumerverse-Dick admitted.
George Clooney-Bruce and Val Kilmer-Bruce nodded.
Riddler: I thought you might be, Batman. That's why I brought witnesses with cameras. Ho, ho! What is it that no man wants to have, yet no man wants to lose?
Robin: A lawsuit.
Riddler: Correct, Boy Wonder.
Riddler then laughs and whistles four times, before laughing hysterically again. Somebody gives Riddler something.
Riddler: How I've waited for this. It makes my whole life worthwhile.
He starts laughing hysterically again.
Riddler: After you've chewed over this one for a while, look for two more. Adios, amigos. See you in court.
He laughs hysterically, stumbling over a vase, which breaks, before leaving. After he leaves, Batman opens the note that Riddler gave Batman.
The scene transitions back to Wayne Manor, as Batman and Robin watch 1960s-style news on their TV.
"It's amazing how technology has advanced over the last 50 years." Peter-199999 noted.
Newsanchor: According to legal experts, the $1 million lawsuit… filed this morning against Batman for assault, slander, and false arrest… appears to have every chance of success. Causing even greater dismay in law enforcement circles… is the fact that Batman will undoubtedly have to reveal his true identity in court. Once unmasked, it is feared…
Bruce: Turn it off.
Newsanchor: …No longer will the Caped Crusader and his youthful aide… be able to combat crime in Gotham City.
Dick turns off the TV.
Dick: Find anything?
Bruce: Looks black as pitch, Dick.
"You are in your lowest point, aren't you?" Burtonverse-Bruce asked.
1960s-Bruce nodded.
Bruce: I've been through all my father's old law books.
"Your dad was a lawyer?" Peter-199999 asked.
"Actually a doctor. Though he studied the law and upheld it to set me an example." 1960s-Bruce explained.
Peter-199999 nodded.
Bruce: I don't see we have a leg to stand on.
Alfred: A million dollars.
Bruce: It's not the money, Alfred. It's the idea of it.
"But you're a millionaire, you can afford it." Tony noted.
"I don't like lawsuits, they just lose you money." 1960s-Bruce stated.
Bruce: My identity revealed… my value as a secret crime fighter ended… everything I've trained myself for since my parents were murdered… in the ash can, gone up the chute.
Alfred: Well, sir, I do hope something can be worked out. If poor Mrs. Cooper were to find out what Master Dick has been doing… on these supposed fishing trips of yours….
"Yeah, that would not be good." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Dick looked at the Riddler's note.
Dick: Listen, Bruce, I have an idea.
Bruce: Yes?
Dick: Remember what the Riddler said when he slipped you this paper. "When you've chewed over this one, look for two others." What do you guess he meant?
Bruce: Two other riddles, of course.
Dick: Exactly, and where do we look? What do we have in our possession which the Riddler gave us?
Bruce: Great Scott, Dick.
Doc Brown smiled.
Bruce: Could there be secret writing on this document? To the Batcave.
In the Batcave, Batman and Robin were investigating the lawsuit document, with Batman clicking some buttons. He looked at the document with a magnifying glass.
Batman: Look, between the lines. "When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?"
"When it's two to 2." Schaumerverse-Dick guessed.
Robin: When it's two to 2.
"Knew it." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Robin: Toot-toot-toot!
Batman: Right you are. Here comes another one. "What has neither flesh, bone nor nail… yet has four fingers and a thumb?"
"Glove." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Robin: A glove, of course.
"I knew it!" Schaumerverse-Dick said.
Batman: Could it be an address?
Robin: I've got it. 222 Glover Avenue.
Batman: You've done it again, chum.
Batman and Robin shook hands.
Batman: Let's just hope we're not too late.
They got into the Batmobile and departed the Batcave.
We transition to the headquarters of the Molehill Mob, where a woman, Molly is dancing.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in an abandoned subway tool room deep under Gotham City… the secret headquarters of the infamous Molehill Mob.
The lady puts a spoon in a jar of caviar, trying to eat it.
Mob Member: Watch them fish eggs, Molly. They're full of calories. You'll blow up like a balloon.
Molly: Who cares? I'm hungry.
Mob Member: I care. Get fat, you won't be able to get through the manholes anymore. Then what use you be?
The Riddler heads downstairs hearing the commotion.
Riddler: Enough! Stop that ridiculous bickering. Batman's had time to solve the clue.
He laughs hysterically.
"Well, that's creepy." Natasha said, disgusted.
Riddler: Hurry, into the tunnel.
They go into the tunnel, revealing a sewage line.
Narrator: What foul trickery are the fiendish Riddler and his evil Molehill Mob up to now?
The group escapes. Camera zooms in on a sign that reads "Glover Avenue". Batman and Robin pull up.
Batman: Odd, the new discotheque.
"How is that odd?" Schaumerverse-Dick asked.
1960s-DIck shrugged.
Robin: What's Riddler's game? Hold up the wealthy patrons?
Batman: Could be, it's the favorite haunt of high society.
As Robin opens the door, an security guard closes the door.
Security Guard: Sorry, Batman, I'm afraid the boy is underage.
"Wait, it's a bar?" Tony asked.
1960s-Bruce nodded.
Batman: It's the law. Very odd. This could be a plot to separate us.
Robin: I can take care of myself, Batman. You go inside. I'll pull into the lot and watch in the Batscope.
Batman: All right.
Batman gets out of the car.
Batman: Thanks. Robin will take it.
Robin drives the Batmobile into an alleyway, using the Batscope to watch Batman's actions through a surveillance camera. Batman enters the club, with many women swooning over him.
Woman: Gleeps! It's Batman.
Waitress: Anything I can do for you, sir? Check your cape?
Waiter: Ringside table, Batman?
"You're an icon." Schaumerverse-Dick noted.
1960s-Bruce nodded.
Batman: Just looking, thanks. I'll stand at the bar. I shouldn't wish to attract attention.
Batman goes around the people dancing, sitting at the bar.
Batman: A large fresh orange juice please.
Barman: Yes, sir.
Molly: Looking for a friend? Maybe you can help me. I've got a problem. Why is a quarrel like a bargain?
Batman: Well, well, what master taught you to riddle?
"It takes two to make one." Schaumerverse-Dick answered.
Molly: The answer is, it takes two to make it… like beautiful music, like the dance. Shall we?
Barman: Your orange juice, sir. Batman special.
The two drink, as Robin watches this via the surveillance camera.
Batman: What's your name?
Molly: Molly.
Batman: You interest me, strangely. I accept your invitation.
The two dance on the dance floor. Batman dances. Outside, Robin does movements to the rhythm. One of the valets leaves in a car, unbeknownst to Robin, while Riddler opens a manhole cover. Inside, Batman is dancing.
Molly: You shake a pretty mean cape, Batman.
Batman: It's nothing. It's…
"Where did you learn to dance like that?" Peter-199999 asked.
"Years of practice." 1960s-Bruce explained.
Batman's vision starts becoming foggy.
Batman: It's…
Molly: Yes?
Batman: Well, I… My drink…. Doped.
Batman starts falling to the ground, as Molly screams. Robin presses the "Anti-Theft Activator" and gets out of the car, being shot by a dart by the Riddler.
Riddler: Dividend, I'll take the Batmobile too.
Mob Member: What about Molly and me?
Riddler: The manhole, stupid.
The mob member and Molly open the manhole.
"So a woman seduced a man? First time for everything." Tony joked.
Riddler gets in the car and presses the start button, which causes the Batmobile to start making noise and the exhaust to emit blue fireworks.
Mob Member: That's thing's alive. Every copper in town will see them fireworks.
Riddler runs out the door of the Batmobile.
Riddler: Quickly, the kid! Grab the kid!
The mob member grabs Robin. The Riddler takes out an explosive device.
Riddler: Can't take the dratted thing, I'll burn it up.
He throws it, causing it to emit smoke, as a fire alarm goes off in the Batmobile, with a built-in fire extinguisher extinguishing the flames.
Riddler: Curses. It's got more lives than a cat.
Molly: Come on.
Sirens start wailing nearby.
"Well, that plan blew up in his face." Schaumerverse-Dick joked.
Everybody groaned.
"Oh, come on! That one was good!" Schaumerverse-Dick defended himself.
Batman runs out, getting into the car as the police pull up.
Batman (slurring): Officers, out of my way. They got Robin. Out of my way, I said. I've gotta go after Robin.
Police Officer: Hand me the key, Batman. I'm afraid you're in no condition to drive.
Batman: Yes, of course, officer. You're entirely correct.
Batman takes the key out, and gives it to the cop.
Police Officer: Look! The Bat-Signal from the roof of city hall. The commissioner's trying to call Batman. In his shape, kinder not to tell him.
"Somebody put alcohol in your orange juice." Schaumerverse-Dick said.
"It would appear so." George Clooney-Bruce said.
Batman: Where have they got Robin?
The mob members roll in with Robin on a gurney.
Riddler: Roll him in on the table. Strap him down.
They put him on the table, with Molly setting up a desk of torture tolls.
Riddler: Moll.
Molly hands Riddler a tool.
Molly: Yes, doctor.
Riddler: At last. At last, Boy Wonder Robin. He starts laughing hysterically. At last, Boy Wonder Robin… you and the Caped Crusader both… are set for the final bow.
Yellow text appears, reading "Can Robin escape?"
Narrator: Can Robin escape?
Yellow text appears, reading "Can Batman find him in time?"
Narrator: Can Batman find him in time?
"He did." 1960s-Dick pointed out.
Yellow text appears, reading "Is this the ghastly end of our Dynamic Duo?"
Narrator: Is this the ghastly end of our Dynamic Duo?
Yellow text appears, reading "Answers… Tomorrow night!" and "Same time, same channel!"
Narrator: Answers… Tomorrow night! Same time, same channel!
Yellow text appears, reading "One hint…"
Narrator: One hint…
Yellow text appears, reading "The worst is yet to come!"
Narrator: The worst is yet to come!
Riddler smiles evilly.
Credits roll.
End of episode.
"What a cliffhanger." Peter-199999 said.
Thanks for reading guys.
