"Hey, everyone! It's Logan!" the young Disney hero beamed at the fourth wall. He was standing outside a large shopping mall near Animal Kingdom. "And today, I'm gonna do some shopping. Follow me!"

Running inside the mall, Logan started walking between the numerous markets and shops inside the building. "I suppose you guys must be wondering why I'm shopping, of all things, today. Well, it's because, during my training as a Keyblade Wielder, I was allowed to live on Destiny Island with Sora, Kairi and Riku, my teachers," Logan explained at the fourth wall. "And before that, I lived at Master Yen Sid's castle with Rachel during my training in the arts of magic. Before that, I lived with my parents in California when I had a job as an aspiring artist. But now that my training is over, I finally managed to buy a house for myself near Animal Kingdom. It's time for me to buy everything I need to live on my own!"

The young boy first went to a shop selling kitchen equipment. He took a frying pan and a tea pot in his basket before arriving at the kitchen section. "Okay, I need to find some knives that can cut through anything..." He pulled a potato out of his shorts' pocket and started peeling it with different knives on display, pulling them back in place if they didn't cut well. He chose three different knives, pulled them in his basket, and then pulled the peeled potato back in his pocket. Before leaving, he looked at the fourth wall. "What? Don't you carry potatoes with you when going out, too?"

Next, Logan went to a grocery shop to get some food for the week. He had the misfortune of picking up a grocery basket with one dysfunctional wheel that always made the cart turn to the left.

"Come on, you stupid thing!" Logan groaned as he tried to keep his cart rolling straight. "Are you gonna roll correctly?" While struggling with his basket, he looked up and noticed there was a sell on Toy Story action figures. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" he beamed and started running with his cart toward the figurines. Unfortunately, the basket once again turned unexpectedly to the left, bumping into a box containing an inflatable canoe that burst out, slamming Logan into a shelf that fell down, knocking all the others in a domino effect. "... Dang it!"

While passing through the section of frozen food, Logan noticed bags of frozen French fries on the higher shelves. "Sweet! I love French fries!" he beamed and started climbing up the shelves to go get a bag. "AAAARGH!" The young boy soon found himself face first on the floor. "Right, I'm not supposed to climb the shelves..."

Using his impressive strength granted to him by the Cleopatra Pendant, Logan dragged all the things he had bought so far behind him on a rolling cart with a rope. After exciting the grocery shop, he passed before a theater where many people just came out from watching Spider-Man: No Way Home.

"Dude, that was AMAZING!" a boy told his friend.

"Yeah, I think that might be the best Spider-Man movie they ever made! I still can't believe they actually killed-" the other said, only to get interrupted by Logan.

"Huh, excuse me!" Logan quickly said to get the boys' attention. "Yeah, sorry to interrupt your buzz, but could you avoid spoiling the movie, please? I haven't seen it yet."

"Are you kidding, dude? This movie's too cool; how can you not have seen it yet?"

"It's no easy going to the cinema when you're busy saving the Disney world or living in a time of quarantine," Logan deadpanned with an annoyed look.

Just then, two girl friends also passed by, talking about the movie too. "I think that was my most favorite MCU movie period!" one of them exclaimed. "I still can't get over the fact that they brought-"

"Don't say it! I haven't seen the movie!" Logan interrupted them too, the friends giving him weird faces.

"Dude, you gotta see it as soon as possible!" one of the boys affirmed. "It's a lot better than the Eternals; that movie completely ruined the continuity with-"

"DON'T TELL ME! I haven't seen the Eternals either!" Logan cut him off, angrily stomping on the ground.

"Seriously? Man, you're really late on the whole thing!" the other boy exclaimed. "Please, at least tell me that you know the movies are connected to the Disney+ original series-"

"HAAAAAA!" Logan covered his ears and started running away with the equipment and food he had bought. The young Disney hero had not seen the Disney+ Marvel series either...

Once he was far enough from the cinema to avoid any more spoilers, Logan uncovered his ears and took deep breaths of relief. He was heading toward the next shop to buy more equipment when he took notice of a peculiar shop that had a sign reading: "The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop" with a cardboard android saying: "Take me to your comic books and baseball cards". A few comic books were on display behind the window, indicating it was probably a comic book store.

"Interesting," Logan mumbled to himself as he left his equipment at the front of the store and entered inside. Just as he thought, it was a comic book shop with comics and baseball cards displayed everywhere. However, he did not expect to see the figure behind the counter. "C-Comic Book Guy?!" he exclaimed upon recognizing the famous character from The Simpsons.

"My first customer of the day!" the chubby yellow man exclaimed with a lot less enthusiasm.

"B-But what are you doing here?"

"Running my shop, obviously," Comic Book Guy sarcastically replied.

"No, I mean, what are you doing in such a remote place?" Logan clarified his question. "You're a character from one of the most popular TV shows of all time. So why are you here rather than in one of the Disney Kingdoms? Surely you'd get a lot more customers there, right?"

"That's the precise reason I moved in here, to get as far away as the thing I hate the most in the world. Customers," the fat man explained with his arms crossed. "As much as I hate Michael Bay's movies. Now, if you're done inspecting my private life, what are you here for?"

"Well, I'm a huge superhero movie fan. Please don't tell me anything about No Way Home, the Eternals or the Disney+ series, okay? I haven't seen any of them."

Comic Book Guy shrugged. "Wasn't gonna talk about them anyway. No Way Home is just a whole bag of fan service - the bad kind - and the Eternals don't even exist in my book."

"Okay, but my point is I'd like to get into comic books, as most of the superhero movies I enjoy are based on comic books. Many of my friends are fascinated by the media, so it'd be cool if I could share their love too," Logan explained. "Since you seem to be one of the biggest comic book experts in the world of fiction, could you help me to get started? Like, which books should I start with?"

"Depends," Comic Book Guy replied. "Are you more of a Marvel or DC guy?" He leaned forward and mumbled: "Please say Marvel; I'm a property of Disney now, so talking about DC can potentially get me in trouble."

"Well, I honestly like them both," Logan replied. "Marvel for the movies, DC for the shows and video games."

"Alright, we have a noobie here," Comic Book Guy sighed as he stood up with a serious expression. "If you're serious about getting into comic books, then you need to know what is now considered canon for both Marvel and DC. Let's start with the beginning..."

The explanation went on for two hours. Logan remained standing in the very same spot, trying to take in everything Comic Book Guy told him. By the two hours' end, Comic Book Guy was practically out of breath, with the wall of his shop covered in tens of papers displaying important comic book images, pen marks connecting everything and words explaining the information.

"... and that's where the canon timeline is currently in Marvel while the New 52 of DC is here," he finally concluded, taking deep breaths like someone who just ran a marathon. "Did you understand everything?"

Logan just stared at Comic Book Guy without saying anything for many seconds. "... Huh... Yeah, I think I'm gonna stick to the movies, TV shows and video games." He opened the door to leave the shop. "Thanks for your... explanation!"

"Thanks for finally leaving me alone," Comic Book Guy said before taking a sip of his slush goblet.

Logan needed to act quick to catch up with all the time he wasted in the comic book shop. He managed to find and buy everything he came looking for and dragged everything outside the shopping mall.

"Whew! I thought this day would never end!" he sighed with wiping sweat from his forehead. "Didn't know having my own residence would require so much work. And to think that I could have simply moved into the ocean to live with Destiny... But with my thalassophobia, it's just impossible..."

At last, everything was over. Logan could now bring everything to his new home, settle down, and watch a good movie on Disney+ with some pizza. Unfortunately, before he could leave, two young teenagers passed behind him and spoiled the ending of Spider-Man: No Way Home, including the post-credit scene. Logan froze on the spot, his eye twitching a bit, and then, his Owl Armor appeared over him because of his anger.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Author's note: Poor Logan; his shopping day got turned into a fanboy's nightmare, XD. I got the idea for this chapter after seeing a shopping episode of Mr. Bean.

On a more serious note, I'd like all of my friends who read this to avoid telling me anything about No Way Home, The Eternals, or any of the Disney+ series. I haven't seen any of them (be cursed, quarantine!), so if any of you are planning to talk about it in any spin-off of TheDragonSaver's Disney trilogy, please be kind enough to leave a spoiler warning.

Except that, I wish you all a merry 2022 and everything you wish for!