Okay, let's bring this arc to an end, and then get back on the proper plot.
… Oh who am I kidding, fanservice will reign supreme regardless XD.
Anyway, let's move on.
Back with Lisa and Lily, the former finished calibrating the Trainerbot while the latter held the key of her plan to overthrow Mrs. Shrinivas: a disk.
"Are you sure this plan is going to work?"
"Sister, I'm a Genius: trust me, I've deducted every possible outcome and potential complication," Lily stated. "All we need to do is stall Shrinivas while the Trainerbot does its job."
Once finished, the Trainerbot had the disc inserted into them before putting its fingers on their forehead, and teleporting away...
Back at Horny Beach, the remaining Loud sisters and Carol did their best to drive back the Pervert Crab King, Carol keeping him in place with water chains while the others did their best to hurt him.
However, the only one who managed to do any real damage to him was Luna, whose eye lasers fried the monster and caused him to cry in pain… and break free from the chains in a panic.
"Damn it, almost nothing's working!" Luna groaned. "There's gotta be something we can do to turn the tables!"
"There is!"
The group turned around to see the Ynovation girls and Rosie running up to them, the latter exclaiming:
"Lincoln's already working on helping Maggie get an upgrade to fight that monster!"
"Well, that's good to know I guess," Carol remarked. "What do you have to do to get the power up?"
Haiku paused and twiddled her fingers. "Okay, so, my sister has a Carnal Cliche, Succubus-"
"You're kidding me," Lori groaned.
"And she's a virgin-"
"You're literally fucking kidding me!"
The Pervert Crab King roared, getting everybody's attention.
"Lori, Haiku, we don't have time for this!" Carol exclaimed while gripping her trident. "Stall for time first, wrap our head around the fact that sex is the key to save the day later!"
The Pervert Crab King ran towards the girls, prompting Haiku to get an idea and take a few steps forward.
"Leave this to me!"
Haiku grabbed her shirt and threw it away, leaving her topless body bare against the giant crab.
The monster ran to Haiku, looked at her body… then stopped on his tracks and exclaimed:
"Goodness gracious, young lady! Your body is a mess!"
A long silence surrounded the atmosphere, which was only broken when Haiku asked the obvious question:
"You can talk?"
"It can talk?!" everybody else exclaimed.
"Indeed I can, and I can also see a woman in pain," the Pervert Crab King crouched down. "Tell me, did my Pervert Crabs do this to you?"
"Um…" Haiku raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
"My goodness, the lesser ones can be so violent sometimes! Please, allow me to heal you."
The Pervert Crab King charged up, and shot a water blast at Haiku, soaking her completely wet.
Barely a few seconds passed before all of Haiku's wounds vanished, returning her body to its former pristine condition.
"There, good as new! How do you feel?"
"I feel… better," Haiku smiled. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you, Pervert Crab King."
"I live to serve. Now, excuse me, young lady, but would you happen to be of the age of majority?"
Haiku felt her smile grow nervous as she confessed. "... No."
The giant crab stared at Haiku for a moment before he turned to Carol and her friends.
"And you?"
"We're legal, all of us," Carol stated.
"Great! That settles it then!"
The Pervert Crab King roared like a kaiju monster, ready to continue it's chaotic rampage…
Until a flash of pink light hit him in the face, the flash soon revealing its true identity:
That of Maggie, but with horns, demonic wings, and a tail, all surrounding a relatively normal body.
Mrs. Shrinivas flew around the Detention Center as Lynn and Stella tried to intercept her, flying up and down and all around to avoid their lunges while also avoiding Lola's projectiles.
While this happened, the former Antagonists kept attacking Harbinger before eventually getting help from an unexpected member of the center.
Bobby.
"Send me to his face!"
"What?!"
"Just do it!"
A portal to cyberspace opened and Bobby jumped right into it, coming out of another portal before slamming his hand right on Harbinger's… face? It looked like their face at least.
Suddenly, the mechanical monster began to glitch out, wobbling in place as it tried to launch a few more attacks before becoming motionless.
"Harbinger!" Mrs. Shrinivas exclaimed.
And in her panic, the woman was hit by Stella and Lynn, the former with a fiery punch to the face, the latter with a kick to the gut.
They kept her in place as Lola took a deep breath and blew a large gust of icy wind, but before it could hit Shrinivas, the woman pushed the Antagonist and former Antagonist and flew out of range before waving her arms.
This summoned spectral hands from the building that kept practically everybody but Shrinivas and Harbinger in place, the former flying to the latter's aid shortly after.
"Harbinger, what did they do to you?!"
The machine didn't respond, it's screen showing nothing but static.
Seeing this wasn't something she'd fix soon enough, Shrinivas turned to the inmates and proclaimed:
"Listen up, criminals! The Detention System is officially abolished from this day forward! Those whose only crime is to misuse their Cliches or be labeled an Antagonist, return to your families at once!"
"And what about the rest of us!?" yelled one of the inmates.
Shrinivas smirked, and snapped her fingers.
The hands around some of the inmates gripped them harder and began absorbing them into the ground, the inmates panicking as they tried to escape, to no avail.
By the time it was over, the screaming stopped… and only the Former Antagonists, Lynn, Lola, Bobby, and a select few inmates remained.
"You're all free to go," Shrinivas stated as hands began to form around her and Harbinger. "Tell your families the good news. And if they mention the other Detention Centers, don't worry."
Shrinivas grinned.
"They'll be abolished too soon enough."
The hands grabbed the duo and they disappeared, releasing everybody once they vanished.
"Is everybody okay?" Stella asked.
"I'm okay!" Bobby chirped. "Dunno about everybody else, though."
"You know, that was brave, but also kinda reckless," Mollie told Bobby. "I mean, what were you planning to do if your Cliche didn't work?"
Bobby's silence spoke for itself. And as it permeated across the building, Stella stood up and pondered out loud.
"Is the Detention System abolished? Just like that?"
"Yeah, I find that weird too," Lynn remarked. "Something doesn't feel right."
Stella narrowed her eyes, left wondering just what was going on.
And back at Horny Beach, Maggie flew around the Pervert Crab King as he tried to swipe his claws at her, only for her to dodge them and kick him again.
This continued until Carol summoned water chains once more, keeping him in place while Maggie kept hitting him before Luna joined in with her lasers.
"Woohoo, go Maggie!" Giggles exclaimed before eating some popcorn. "Kick his ass!"
"Popcorn?" Haiku asked. "Where the heck did you get that?"
"I conjured them up."
"And you couldn't conjure me a new shirt or something?!"
Giggles stared at the topless girl for a moment, then summoned a black shirt and threw it at her face.
"Thanks…"
"Wait, if Maggie's here, then that means…" Rosie gasped. "Dad!"
The child from the future and Tabby got up and ran to check up on Lincoln, just in time to miss the part where things got interesting.
The ground shook, the water rippled, and from it emerged a gargantuan squid, standing even taller than the Pervert Crab King.
"What the hell is that octopus abomination?!" Luna exclaimed.
Carol's eyes widened as she recognized the cephalopod monster. "I've heard about it! It's the-"
"If you're about to say what I think you'll say, I'm literally gonna freak out!" Lori groaned.
Carol paused to analyze her options… and eventually revealed:
"It's what became of the female side of Horny Beach! The Octopussy Queen!"
"DAMMIT CAROL!"
Luna and Maggie got ready to fight the beast, only to be grabbed and kept in place by two of her tentacles.
She then destroyed the chains keeping the Pervert Crab King in place, wrapped him with her tentacles…
And then a certain Succubus woman formed from the monster's skin.
"Mr. Universe, my love…"
And a muscular man emerged from the top of the Pervert Crab King's head.
"DiMartino!"
The woman leaped into the man's arms, and the monsters began to dissolve as they spoke:
"It's forever since I last saw you!"
"I know, my Universe. I'm sorry. I never should've lied about my Cliche. I should've just told everyone I was a Succubus instead of making it seem like I was a Holy Virgin-"
"No, DiMartino, it's not your fault. Times were different, you wouldn't have been accepted had it become public knowledge."
"True… but times have changed. For the better."
"And there's only one thing left to do. Let's be together."
"Forever."
The man and woman shared a deep, passionate kiss as the monsters submerged, with the souls comprising them leaving the water and flying to the afterlife shortly afterwards...
All while everybody else stood there stupefied.
"What the hell just happened?" Luna asked bluntly.
"A filler arc, that's what happened," Haiku sighed. "Can we go home now?"
"Yeah, let's-let's do that," Lori sighed. "I've literally had enough nonsense for one day."
"Dad's here!"
Everybody turned around and saw Rosie and Tabby helping Lincoln walk to the scene, taking heavy breaths and sweating a little.
"Hi girls… what did I miss?"
"What didn't you miss…" Carol quipped.
Lori sighed. "Well, for starters…"
Cristina furrowed her brow while eating brownies with Clyde and Ronnie Anne at the park, something that caught their attention.
"I feel like someone took Lincoln's second time from me."
"You already took his virginity the first time," Ronnie Anne pointed out. "Any time after that isn't anything special."
"If I'm the one taking it, sure, but if it's somebody else, then that means Lincoln's sharing his privates with girls other than me!" Cristina slammed her fists down. "And that's something I can't accept!"
Clyde sighed wearily. "You really need to get some character development."
"Just because I agree with you doesn't mean I'm not offended!"
It was then that a certain mechanical
"A Trainerbot? I thought those were discontinued, what's one doing here?"
