On Earth, Cody and Loona (in her human disguise) were visiting the graves of the kid's deceased parents. The child felt like tearing up again just looking at the headstones that showed their times in this world. But he didn't cry because he knows that Jesus can always show his deceased parents to them if he ever wants to talk to them.
Loona had her arms crossed with a sad frown on her face as Cody was laying flowers in his parents' graves to pay their respect. Loona was happy to try and give him some support in case the kid was going to sob again by seeing the graves of his parents.
Alas, the boy was silent as he was looking at them and placing flowers on both of them as respect and to show how much he loves them, even if they are both dead in body. He remembered that they will always be with him if he ever needed them, along with Jesus himself. After a few more minutes, Cody decided to just go back home an dmove on with his own life. Little did he know that; someone was waiting for him and Loona. The female hellhound heard the sound of approaching footsteps behind her and her adopted brother to find Mr. Belmont, holding his bible in hands. "This is what they have become." said Belmont as he approached behind Cody. "Their deaths were of your doing, Cody Laurent."
"No." said Cody. "It wasn't my fault."
"Fuck off, old man." Loona intervened. "He's just a kid." she gritted her teeth and began growling menacingly like a wolf mother defending her young pups.
"Firstly," Belmont suunded irritated, "I am not an old man! I am middle-aged for Christ sake!" he kept his compuser and took a deep breath. "Secondly," he continued, "He may look like a child, but he is the doombringer of all mankind." he pointed his right finger at the boy. "You may have fooled everyone, boy, but I know exactly what you are."
"You don't know anything about me!" Cody felt like crying. "Mr. Belmont, you don't know any thing about me at all!"
"Oh, but i have known you by now to understand exactly what you are. Those agents told me a great deal about you."
Loona and Cody's eyes perked up. "Agents?" said Loona, sounding surprised at first, and she pretended to be oblivious by saying: "What agents are you talking about?"
"Those demon hunters that help bring righteous deeds to the lord himself. The DHORKS."
"Never heard of them." Cody himself tried to pretend to be oblivious.
"Do not play stupid with me, Satan's spawn." Mr Belmont was obviously not buying the kid pretending not knowing anything about those annoying demon hunters. "They told me about how you and your demon friends thwarted their attempts to lobotomize you, and corrupted Jesus to humiliate them both in a very very degrading matter, Cody.
"Those guys are crazy, ok!?" said Cody
"As crazy as you." Loona pointed.
"how dare you." said Mr. Belmont. "Who are you anyway, you foolish delinquent?"
"None of your fucking business, you pious fucktard." Loona insulted him, making him growl in anger.
Those kind of words made Belmont even angrier than before. "You are the most boorish, insubordinate, ungrateful, and feces-eating trollop ever born!" He shouted at Loona before himself being punched in the face by the disguised female hellhound. He lost one molar from his mouth from the impact as his body hit the ground.
"I wouldn't insult me if I were you, Priest boy," Loona growled at him.
"You're the one those agents told me about." Belmont realized. "The trollop that saved the boy from them. A hellhound?"
"No idea what you are talking about, you crazy bastard." Said Loona.
"You're fake idiocy will also not work on me, demon spawn." Belmont got back up to brush the dirt off his clothes. "I knew that you crazed fallen angels were as evil and uncouth as the Bible was first written about you."
Loona was silent, and so was Cody. Looks like this pious man was on to the secret of Hell after all. This could be a gigantic problem to deal with. The disguised female hellhound swayed her head in a fast manner and said: "Whatever."
"Look, Mr. Belmont," Cody tried reasoning with him. "I am not the Antichrist. And not all demons are evil. If... if they were evil, they would have never saved me from the house fire or save me from destruction." He tried his best to be brave and field and calm as possible. "I know you are a Christian, but not all demons are monsters... the bad kind of monsters."
"Nonsense!" Belmont refused to listen. "Good demons? How can a demon possibly be good in any sense of the word? They are all fallen angels that dare defy God in any way."
"You sir," said Loona, "are the most fucked up and s Testament kind of zealot I have ever met." She sounded deadpan and plain about it. "And you have my deepest sympathies for you." She stood next to Cody. "You don't know shit about us. Now if you ever try to get Cody, I will have your bones as a trophy, and rip the testicles out of your scrotum so slowly, you will beg for death to break you out."
Mr. Belmont felt insulted some more. "That's it you disgraceful bitch!" He shouted. "I will smite thy name of God upon you!"
"Oh smite this." Loona rolled her eyes as she picked up Belmont by the throat with her right hand and threw him into a nearby gravestone with a loud thud.
"This isn't over, Antichrist!" Belmont swore against the boy. "I will make sure the world will find out the truth about you!"
"I'm not the-!" Before Cody could counter this lie some more, he was gently silenced by his new adopted sister.
"Let him go." said the disguised hellhound. "Some people can't be helped, kiddo."
"You will soon plague the earth no more!" Belmont called out. "And you, strumpet!" He turned his attention back to Loona. "If you ever try to kill me like that again, I will brand you with a hot iron to make you submit!" Then he got in his car and driving off.
"I guess I can never come back up here." Cody bowed his head in sadness.
"Come on. Belmont is one person. No one will believe you, Cody. Trust me."
"But he's friends with those agents that tried to give me the brain thing."
"people will never believe them either." Loona shrugged off some more. "You'll be fine. A million other things would have to go wrong before the whole world follows those kind of people. Like Moxxie turning into a Sumo wrestler."
Cody was quiet and still had a bad feeling about this. But he does know he has good friends in this town and that Belmont still has a negative viewpoint from the townspeople like the town hermit he was. "Well let's go home." Said Cody.
"Sure." They both went to a deserted place outside of town and transported back to Hell where Cody laid on the couch just after arriving back. Staring at the ceiling m, he hoped that Loona was right about no one believing Belmont about this ridiculous lie he had speculated before.
Watching TV, he saw on the news that Mexico had been nuked by the United States as a suspect from the Sheryl Leach murder from before (which I.M.P passed the buck to cover up that it was them who killed Sheryl.)
The boy just flicked some channels for anything good on TV, and didn't really find anything exciting. "You wanna know what you need, Cody?" Asked Loona. "An ice cream. We know how much you love that. We can get your friends to come along."
"Wait, my human friends or demon friends?" Asked Cody. "I'm confused."
"The demon friends of course."
"Ah."
"Here's the thing, most of those guys I hang out with aren't really my friends at all. I just... tolerate them is all."
Nevertheless, Loona pulled out his phone to call the guys and bring Blitzo along for a nice ice cream time. Blitzo was more than happy to accept.
Moxxie, Millie, Tex, Crystal, Serena, Stolas, and Octavia soon met the three in Wacky Wally's parlor for some ice cream of their own. While eating their food, Cody talked about the drama he faced on Earth a little while ago.
"Mr Belmont still thinks I'm the Antichrist." Cody explained. "I keep telling him I'm not but he won't listen to me. It's like I have become his most hated person on his list. But Loona was there to help me."
"Yep, I even punched him in the face and threw him against a nearby headstone." Loona proudly said
"did he see your true form?" Asked Blitzo.
"Not exactly." Cody explained. "But he teamed up with those DHORK agents and told him about me."
"Those agents are teaming up with him?" Asked Moxxie in disbelief. "Oh crumbs. We are going to be in some serious trouble now. Lord Satan is going to fucking kill us when he finds out about this."
"No, we only get in trouble if the whole world knows about demons and all of hell exists." said Tex.
"and if you all get in trouble," said Stolas "then I get in trouble with lord Satan. You do not want him to (bleep) ruin your lives, dead or undead."
"But Cody doesn't have anything to worry about." said Millie. "People believe those two guys are crazy and annoying."
"If there is anyone that most people hate more than anything," said Tex, "then it would be a self-righteous bible thumper.
"Tex is right" said Octavia. "Now one will ever believe those people about you being the anti-Jesus. "The day that would happen is the day that Communism has actually worked in real life."
"Ok. I'm just worried about the secret of Hell exposed to the whole world like this."
"We're maskers of secrecy, Cody." said Crystal. "Cameras these days are not as much as they used to be. A picture can easily photo-dock a picture or a painting on to make it look true but it isn't
"Yeah. You worry too much, kid." said Crystal. "Just ignore that Christian."
