Author Note: Professor Sprout has a gift for Dumbledore. He should be more conservative with them.
Dumbledore quietly sat on the steps in his office as he wondered if his spleen was still changing colors. He had eaten a brownie that Pomona Sprout had brought him from her visit to America. Something called Kentucky Kush was an ingredient which made it taste quite well so Albus wound up eating all four of the brownies she had brought him.
He began to regret that when he felt his spleen start to shift and change colors, then the hairs on his head all began to sing and vibrate in harmony with the cosmic energies. Was this how Miss Lovegood felt all of the time as he saw small flittering creatures floating around and could feel them entering his brain and flying out of his nose.
Harry walked into the office at that point for his meeting with Dumbledore to view the memories about Voldemort. Seeing the headmaster sitting as still and quietly as possible Harry approached him carefully. "Sir?" Sir?" He had to repeat slightly louder.
"Careful Harry. The human voice has great power when the proper harmonics are achieved."
Harry nodded in concern, "Uh sir. Are you alright?"
"I will be when everything stops moving." he shuddered.
"Sir you're not moving."
"Oh I am harry. i can feel the Earth rotating in space, I can feel it revolving around the sun, and the sun is moving through space too. Everything is moving Harry. Nothing is stationary." Dumbledore's strained voice choked out. "Its all moving! Its all moving too fast. Too fast!"
"Right okay. Uh Sir. I'm going to go get the matron."
Dumbledore gave the minutest of nods, "Yes Harry. You go and do that. Go get the matron and have her take care of that problem behind your scar. i can't look at it because its moving too. EVERYTHING IS MOVING!" He cried out before shuddering into place. "Harry try not to cause the wind to move me too much. I will break if you do so."
Harry nodded as he backed away slowly. Once he was in the antechamber he ran down the stairs.
Running down the stairs he ran into Hermione who was sitting in the hall outside with a book waiting for him to get done. "That was quick."
"I think the headmaster is having a fit. Can you go get Professor McGonnagall while I get the matron?"
"A fit?"
"He thinks he is going to break if he moves and that the Earth is rotating too fast."
Hermione sighed before standing up, "Oh. Neville told me the Hufflepuffs had some new edibles in the Greenhouse. Apparently over the summer Professor Sprout visited her friend Willie Nelson. I suppose we should go get some adults to talk him down."
"So he's okay?"
"Yes apparently according to Neville Professor Sprout calls this new blend Basilisk Root."
"Oh well I guess that is one way to get petrified." Harry said before heading off to get the matron.
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