Liam Govan talks to Dr Scatchansniff

Scratchansniff: Okay, Liam, what seems to be troubling you?

Liam: Mate, there's nothing wrong with me. All I came here was to ask you a question. Why do they call you Scratchansniff?

Scratchansniff: Zat's just my name.

Liam: Really, because it sounds like your nose is very itchy and you have a cold.

Scratchansniff: Zat's not true!

Liam: It even sounds like you pick your nose, and that is just disgusting. Why would you even do that for?

Scratchansniff: Zat's it! Get out! Get out! Get out!

Liam: Whoa, mate, I'm only trying to be honest with you!

Scratchansniff: You're just talking nonsense, like ze Warners.

Liam: Whoa, mate, I'm nothing like those looneys. Plus, if I had a studio psychologist, I wouldn't call him Dr Smackyabottom.

Dr Scratchansniff melts with frustration.

Scratchansniff: Bloody Australians!