Jobs With Luna Pt4 Genetic Engineer

Harry came home to the house he shared with his wife Hermione and their very close personal friend who kept winding up in their bed together Luna Lovegood. He had managed to adapt to that change in things, except the problem Luna kept getting new jobs and then losing them after something odd happened. So far though she had managed to remain a genetic engineer through Hermione's pregnancy, and halfway through her own.

"Oh Hello Luna. You're home early." Harry said happily.

"Hello My dear. I am unemployed again." Luna sadly said.

Harry looked around anxiously before nodding, "Oh. Oka. Why?"

"Well with my help I am proud to say that our new genetic modified flu shot proceeded to human trials quicker than anticipated." She said happily.

"Well that's good Luna." Harry said waiting for the other shoe to drop.

"Yes. Except it cause a few side effects. The main one is that it removed all of the bones from a very small percentage of the trial subjects." Luna sadly said.

Harry was shocked, "WHAT? You mean it killed people?"

"Oh no. It didn't kill anyone at all." Luna cheerfully corrected him, "They just deflated like a limp balloon."

"They deflated? But people need bones to live." He said weakly.

"That's what Hermione said before the Ministry called her in to help work on a way to fix the problem." Luna shrugged, "But I was thinking about the practical applications. Can you think about the increase in boneless wings we could achieve with this?"

"Boneless wings?" Harry shook his head.

"True. Plus it could really help with prisoners. All you would need to do would be just hang them up and rinse them off occasionally. Or maybe."

Harry shook his head wile waving his hands in front of him, "No. No. Just no Luna. Please. Let's just pretend this never happened and try to find you another job where nothing weird is going to happen."

"That's almost the same reaction my former boss had. When the Obliviators showed up he seemed actually quite happy."

Harry could understand that somedays.

"Right. So they'll get everyone taken care of?"

"I think so." Luna said heading for the kitchen with Harry. "If not I'm sure they'll turn up eventually."

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jadesabrexiv: lolol. Nice. I had a druid one time create a spell called a Weasel Ball. Basically created a ball of weasels that acted like the old flaming sphere from 2nd ed. Druids can be brutal if you let them.

As for a stoned Dumbledore, he hides it well. Lol.