Harry came walking up to Hermione in the Great hall wearing a full Scottish kilt and sporran. She looked at him with her head tilted as some of the other girls tittered and giggled.
"Good morning Harry. Nice knees." She said with a smile.
"Yeah. Do you want to pet my kitty?" He asked with a grin as he wiggled his eyebrows.
"Harry I'm the one that is supposed to be odd." Luna said with her eyebrow raised. "You are starting to step on my trademark."
"Oh. I know Luna. Its just I have a kitty and want Hermione to pet it." He said grinning widely. "I'm very excited by the idea."
"Harry. You are a boy. We do not refer to your bits as a kitty." Hermione patiently stated. "You do not have a kitty."
"yeah I do. I'll show you." Harry said and before anyone could stop him he flipped open the flap of his pouch to let a tabby kitten pop out and begin meowing. Gently removing it he held the creature out to Hermione.
She took the kitten giving him the look that translated as he was going to have a very unpleasant day. "You are lucky I love you dingus."
"I know. But I just have one thing to ask."
"Oh and what is it?" She said giving him an exasperated sigh.
"Can I pet your kitty?"
Review Responses
OfficerDonNZ: True. That is a disturbing image. A red haired Hermione. Maybe a mirror universe where the weasleys are all brown haired and hermione is the red head. Lol.
Ebonpurlight: Thank you.
Robyn1977: Cool. I am not familiar with that particular song but will check it out.
