Jobs with Luna Part 7. No dull Moai for you.
Luna's time driving a truck had been brief as she had to put the truck down she said. She did not elaborate other than it had developed a fondness for wanting to eat pedestrians and slower moving cars. It had been fine with her feeding a random BMW to it until it tried to gnaw on a VW beetle and she said she could not allow that.
"So what will you do now?"
"Oh. I'm going to take Celeste and travel as a tour guide. It should be really quite fun." Luna enthusiastically declared.
"Oh. Okay that should be safe. No way you can get into trouble doing that." Harry said happily.
"Harry. Its not my fault that these companies do not clearly express what their expectations are in a manner that is understandable."
"And the whole Playboy thing?" Harry asked with a grin as Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Oh well that was just too much mayonnaise influence. I've learned to stay away from that." She promised. "Besides Hef asked Hermione and I to come back for the year end special."
Harry grinned "Really?"
"Oh yes it should be quite nice." Luna said wistfully. "We'd better go now. Celeste and I need to catch a portkey."
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Several weeks went by before Luna and their daughter came trudging back into the house.
"Luna? What's wrong?" Hermione asked looking up from the paper while harry played with their child.
"I'm not allowed back on Rapa Nui." she said setting her travel bag down and unstrapping the baby sling to let Celeste be picked up by Hermione.
"Oh and why not?" Hermione asked.
"Well you know the big giant heads that the natives use to communicate with their ancestors?" Luna began.
Harry and Hermione both nodded, "Yeah?"
"Well they made Celeste upset so I asked the spirits if they minded if I made a few alterations and they said it was okay. Only the muggles didn't like it so much. They started shouting and saying things like desecration of a world monument and vandalism."
"And the Moai Spirits?"
"Oh they liked the new look. They said it gave them a new hop for the future." Luna said with a smile.
