Product of Craziness

By (I don't really know what username I am on right now)

Okay, this is my first fanfiction, and this is already the second version of the first chapter(if you liked the original, maybe I will publish it separately), so don't be too harsh; constructive insults are welcomed with huge idiotic grins. READ: If you want to get on with the general story, skip to chapter three(if it is written), the first two chapters are just the lives two students of two parallel stories.

And a beta-reader would be really helpful, not totally sure what they are and what the dynamics are, do they just correct mistakes? But I'm sure working with an inexperienced fanfiction writer will be a pleasure(not really).

I am Sorrel Page Thaïs Bouchard-Archambault, to clarify; Sorrel is my first name, Page Thaïs(if you think Page is a stupid name, then so is "Paige", this is just the "French version", or perhaps your's is the English version)is my middle name, and the latter is my last name, don't worry, not all French people have ridiculously long names, though we do have more long first names, like Marie Antoinette. And I go to Académie de Magie Beauxbâtons- or just Beauxbatons.

And I'm a Veela, a quarter. Yes. I am a quarter Veela. No. They aren't just from Bulgaria. They are all over Europe. Yes. I am aware that they are their mascot. I think that's kind of rude actually, Veelas are human(we are classified as a being, you know?!), kind of, like mermaids, and mermen, and vampires, and werewolves, and kinda maybe sorta sphinxes? And if your last question is if I fit the Veela stereotype, then yes, I do, all that beautiful with white-gold hair and moon-bright skin stuff. And, no. I don't transform into a bird when angry. And I don't throw fire, but on the bright side my fire charms are exceptionally wonderful.

So as you can guess from the Veela part, no girl really actually likes me, (and every guy actually really likes me)except for Nellie(short for Eleanor) which, who I'm pretty sure is the reason I haven't flunked a grade or two yet, and there's also Adam, who is a guy, but doesn't feel any attraction to me, because he either has love so true for another girl that he just doesn't respond to my Veela charm, or he's gay. I don't really know.

But the thing is I only have two friends, guy who doesn't lust after me and act like an idiot and girl geek who nobody really likes either, but she's technically not geeky, because she's not labeled in public as one, just weird in general. But in actuality I might be also labeled as a geek, which probably would be better as what I'm labeled as now, you see I realized the only way for people to not see me as a dumb blonde, but some human being was to be a good student, and Nellie has really helped me with that, but that hasn't worked our as magnificently as I would have hoped, still, now they can't accuse me of being dumb.

No wonder we are weird.

But I am now at the end of my sixth year, after finishing one of my most important tests in my educational career, having survived all that. I have to go now, a letter just arrived for me.