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"Talking"
"Super hearing"
"Phone, Intercom, or radio talking"
'Text Message'
Jutsu, Abilities, and Powers
(Location) = Scene Break/Time Skip
(A couple days later – The Lab)
Now the Bus was grounded temporarily, Naruto as per usual was in the lab meditating on the Holotable when Simmosn walked in with the umpteenth vial of Skye's blood.
"She's beginning to get suspicious of all the blood I'm taking." Simmons stated as she walked over to her side of the Lab
"Well, no wonder. How many samples have you tested each day?" Fitz responded as Naruto chuckled
"Not enough. Not enough to find anything. In her blood or Coulson's." Simmons answered as she grabbed the vial that held 'GH-325' "There isn't ample residue remaining in the vial to examine after we emptied it into her bloodstream. Such a pity you only found the one."
"Well, excuse me for not sticking around long enough to get blown to pieces." Fitz responded causing Simmons to sigh and turn around
"I think we all know that I wouldn't let that happen." Naruto commented
"He's right. It's also just that the last sample of this miracle drug is inside Skye." Simmons said before Fitz walked around what he was working on
"You can't find any trace of it?" Fitz asked
"Nope. And she's healing at an exponential rate, but I can't detect anything irregular on a cellular level." Simmons answered
"And you've explained to Coulson that you need to upload samples to HQ?" Fitz asked as Simmons nodded
"He shut me down. Said to keep it in-house." Simmons answered "I mean, this drug could be a phenomenal breakthrough, that could save countless lives. Why is he being so twitch?"
"This drug might be a phenomenal breakthrough in medicine but it's not without its side effects." Naruto commented causing Simmons to turn to him
"Why do I get the feeling you know more than you are letting on?" Simmons asked, Naruto only smiled in response causing Simmons to let out a groan before she turned back to her boyfriend "Well, you were down in the bunker with him. Did you see anything peculiar?"
Fitz only looked down "Everything was peculiar." Before he walked away
(A couple minutes later – Command Center)
May had gathered Ward, Fitz, Simmons, and Naruto and they were now all gathered around the interactive table which showed a red S.H.I.E.L.D. Logo.
"New orders. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s detecting massive energy readings in the skies above the California-Nevada border." May explained
"I know I sense it to. Usually happens before the Bifrost breaks through and deposits someone from Asgard." Naruto stated as Fitz-Simmons looked at the data on their tablets
"Where's Agent Coulson?" Ward asked
"Taking personal time." May answered
"That's a couple days straight." Ward responded
"These are the same readings Dr. Selvig and Dr. Foster picked up in New Mexico and in London. They herald the arrival of an Asgardian as Maelstrom said." Simmons explained "What is this Bifrost they use?"
"It is essentially dimensional energy, they had the tesseract before us and learned how to harness its power without its presence to harness the node that Asgard sits on in the 'World Tree' which is essentially a cosmic leyline. It essentially creates an extremely fast highway that they travel on to reach their destination in a matter of seconds." Naruto explained
"So does that mean that Thor is coming to Earth?" Fitz asked only for Naruto to shrug his shoulders
"Not sure." May answered "Either way, S.H.I.E.L.D. wants us to be the welcome wagon."
"OK. Fine. Now cause for concern. Right?" Fitz asked "Asgardians are allies."
"Loki wasn't." Ward pointed out before he walked away
(Hours later – Somewhere near the California-Nevada border)
Naruto had followed 'Welcome Wagon' from the air as he flew when suddenly the Bifrost broke thru the sky landing right in front of them. Naruto flew down to meet whoever had come thru, as soon as the dust settled Naruto saw that it was Sif and walked up to her before bringing her into 'Flashtime' as they watched the world around them slow to a halt.
"Naruto what have you done to me?" Sif asked confused
"I brought you into something I call 'Flash Time' where I speed us up so much that everything around us comes to a halt essentially. I don't know why you came to Earth but I am undercover as an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Coulson's team. I don't want them to know my true name or identity so I would very much appreciate it if you referred to me as Maelstrom until I state otherwise." Naruto explained only getting a nod from Sif before Naruto brought them out of 'Flash Time'as May, and Ward got out of their SUV followed by a squad of S.H.I.E.L.D. SWAT got out of their SUV's weapons drawn
"Yeah. Definitely Asgardian." Ward commented
"Stand down she's a friendly." May ordered as the SWAT team lowered their weapons as May walked toward Sif
"You are of S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Sif asked
"Yeah." Ward answered with his weapon lowered
"I am Lady Sif, of Asgard. Your world is in grave danger." Sif announced
"Why don't we take you back to our base of operations so you can explain in more detail what we are 'in danger of'." Naruto suggested only getting a nod from Sif before Naruto turned around "I'll meet you guys back at the Bus." Before Sif walked toward the SUV that Ward, Fitz, and May drove as she hopped in before they took off back to the Bus with Naruto following them from the air
(Hours later – Bus)
Naruto, May, Ward, Fitz, and Sif had made it back to the Bus as Sif got out and harshly closed the door to the SUV that she rod in before she walked up the cargo ramp toward the Lab followed by Fitz, Ward, and Naruto before Coulson and May joined them shortly after. Coulson entered the Lab shocking Sif as she went for her double-bladed sword.
"What dark magic is this?" Sif demanded "Thor said you perished at the hand of Loki."
"And he was right. For a while, anyway. But Loki wasn't the only one with some tricks up his sleeve. Turns out S.H.I.E.L.D. had a few of their own." Coulson said as Sif withdrew her hand from her blade as Coulson walked around to meet her
"Thor will be pleased to hear it. He considers you a friend." Sif said
"I feel the same. Which is why I'd prefer he hear it from me, if that's OK." Coulson responded only getting a nod in return "I understand you're looking for someone?"
"I am hunting her. Lorelei. Six hundred years ago, she used her powers to wreak havoc across the Nine Realms. To command armies, bring down kings, empires." Sif explained
"What kind of powers are we talking about? Strength? Speed?" Ward asked only for Sif to shake her head
"Sorcery." Sif answered before she turned to Naruto "Odin tells me you are immune to magic. Is this true?" only getting a nod in return from Naruto "Then that means you are my best chance of capturing her. She bends and shapes the will of men to her own purpose."
"Only men? Her powers don't work on women?" May asked
"No. Men have an inherent weakness we do not share." Sif answered
"I can't imagine what she's talking about." Fitz commented
"She means that men often think with their second head rather than their first when it comes to beautiful women." Naruto said
"The very sound of her voice can ensnare most. For the rare man who can resist, it's her voice joined by her touch that will overpower his will." Sif explained
"So how do we stop her?" Coulson asked before Sif pulled out a collar of some sort
"With this." Sif answered as she placed the collar on the holotable "It prevents her from speaking. She wore one like it for centuries while locked in prison. She escaped when the Dark Elves invaded Asgard, and came here using Loki's secret pathways between worlds."
"So that's why I didn't sense her arrival." Naruto commented
"Do we know where she is now?" Ward asked
"All I know is the Bifrost delivered me to her last known location." Sif answered
"Mostly small towns out that way. Let's start looking for unusual activity within a few hundred-mile radius. Burglary, theft, assault. If this woman's used to ruling over empires, she's gonna be hard to please." Coulson ordered before Naruto turned to Sif
"You wouldn't happen to have a picture of Lorelei would you?" Naruto asked only for Sif to shake her head
(Half an hour later)
Naruto and Fitz were preparing the weaponry that everyone would be using going up against whoever Lorelei managed to charm when Ward and May walked down the stairs.
"Traced the men to a biker bar called Rosie's Desert Oasis. Probably where Lorelei's hiding out. Meeting a S.H.I.E.L.D. Convoy there in 10." Ward explained as they walked into the Lab
"Good. Then you can show off these beauties." Fitz said as Ward looked at the various weapons on the holotable causing him to whistle
"These all Sleepy guns?" Ward asked
"Based on the same technology, but we're not calling them that anymore." Fitz answered
"About time." Ward stated as he picked up a pistol
"Their called ICER's. Incapacitating, Cartridge-Emitting—" Fitz began explaining before Ward cocked the pistol he picked up
"They're great." Ward stated before he quick drew the pistol "And you lost the ounce." Before he patted Fitz on the back
"And tripled the stopping power." Fitz added before he roughly patted Ward on the back "But I did realize after our run-ins with Mike and Centipede…" before he picked up one of the bigger guns "That we needed something stronger. Better." Before May picked up a pistol
"I thought you didn't like guns." Ward stated
"No. I always say if I need a gun, I'll take one. We'll need these." May responded "When you're up against people who are being controlled, sometimes it's hard to distinguish friend from foe."
"This way we can take out either." Ward added
"Where's Lady Sif?" Fitz asked before Sif dropped to the ground feet first landing with a metallic thud
"You guys will take care of the bikers. Sif and I will take care of Lorelei." Naruto stated
"Shall we?" Sif asked before everyone minus Naruto got into the SUV as Naruto opted to follow from the air
(10 minutes later - Rosie's Desert Oasis)
As Naruto and the S.H.I.E.L.D. convoy arrived they saw police stationed outside the bar. Naruto flew down to the S.H.I.E.L.D. convoy as they parked their SUV's before Coulson, Ward, May, and Sif along with the rest of the S.H.I.E.L.D. convoy got out.
"Lorelei's tastes run towards palaces, castles. This is far more humble than her usual abode." Sif stated as she drew her sword out
"The draw wasn't the place, it was the manpower." Ward said before they approached the police with Naruto in front of them
"How many men does she have in there?" Coulson asked as the police approached them "Have you seen the suspect?"
"Yes, we have." The officer answered before he drew his gun "And she's beautiful." Before the officer could even take a shot his gun flew out of his hand and into Naruto's who just dropped it on the ground before the officer drew his pistol and started firing only for the bullets to stop right in front of Naruto before he pulled the officer's pistol to him as well letting it drop to the ground before bikers began firing on them
Naruto turned to Coulson "I'll get Sif inside you guys take care of the goons out here." Before he walked up to Sif "Shall we?" Sif only nodded before they made their way toward the entrance of the bar, the men fired on them but their bullets simply stopped before they could reach Naruto or Sif.
As soon as they were at the door to the bar Sif opened the door and both her and Naruto walked in to see several men and one woman who Naruto could only assume was Lorelei.
"Lorelei. Still manipulating men to do your dirty work, I see." Sif greeted as the men in the bar started circling around, getting ready to fight Naruto and Sif.
Naruto simply looked at the men before he activated his Rinne Sharingan "Sleep." Before the men simply dropped to the floor shocking Lorelei before Naruto turned to her "I dare you to try and run."
Of course, she ran, Naruto simply turned to Sif "Hand me the collar I got her." Sif nodded before she handed him the collar as he followed after Lorelei
When Naruto got outside he saw Ward and Lorelei on one of the motorcycles as Ward Revd the engine and took off.
"You can't run from me!" Naruto shouted before he sped off toward them getting in front of the motorcycle stopping it in its tracks shocking Lorelei and Ward before he lifted the motorcycle and shook Ward and Lorelei off, Naruto then walked up to Lorelei who placed her hand on his arm
"You don't want to do this." Lorelei said only to her surprise nothing happened as Naruto placed the collar on her neck as it extended
"Sorry sweetheart but I'm immune to your magic." Naruto said before he turned to Ward "I am actually kind of surprised that she managed to charm you."
"How were you able to catch us you were a good 50 feet away?" Ward asked only for Naruto to smile
"That's for me to know and you to not." Naruto answered as Sif walked out "Once Sorcererest as ordered."
Sif walked up and grabbed Lorelei before she turned to Naruto "Thank you for your assistance, Maelstrom, I will be sure to let Odin know of your help. But right now I have to get back to Asgard." Before she grabbed Lorelei and walked out into the middle of the road "Heimdall, 2 for pick up." Seconds later the Bifrost broke thru the sky and slammed into Sif and Lorelei, a few seconds later it disappeared with Sif and Lorelei nowhere to be found.
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