The very long-awaited chapters detailing the Calamity Trio getting together are finally here! Apologies that it's taken so long, especially to AnneSavisaBoonchuy on AO3 who I promised stuff like this to back in November.


January 23, 2042

Los Angeles, California, Earth

"Happy Anniversary!" exclaimed Sprig and Polly as they presented their moms their homemade card. It featured kind messages from each twin, and a little drawing of the twins giving the moms the card.

"Awww, it's beautiful!" said Anne.

"And delightfully meta! Great job!" said Marcy.

"We're gonna have to frame this," said Sasha, getting up to find an empty frame. "You know what, Mar-Mar, I think the kids are gonna put you out of business as the artists of the family."

"Ha ha." Marcy chuckled sarcastically. "But really, how have we been married for ten years? The time just flew by."

"Did all of you really propose at the exact same time?" asked Polly.

"You bet we did." Anne chuckled. "You never think something like that will happen to you until it does."

"Did your grandparents tell you about that?" asked Marcy.

"Eh, kind of," said Sprig.

Anne and Marcy exchanged a confused glance. "Kind of?"

"We first heard about it from Gabby Williams, but she talks a lot so we thought it might've been a joke," said Polly.

"But last week Jack said that his Nini told him about it," said Sprig, "so we asked Khuṇ yāy and khuṇ pū̀. They said it's true but we should ask you three for details."

"Yeah, we probably should've told you our proposal story already," said Anne awkwardly.

"Wuzzat? Talking about how we all tried popping the question?" Sasha walked back into the room with the anniversary card proudly framed. She set the frame down and sat down on the couch, gesturing for the twins to sit next to her, which they did. "Alright kids, gather 'round. You're about to hear one of the best marriage stories ever. But before we get there, we should start with the tiki bar."

Anne frowned. "Sasha…"

"Hey." She put her hands out in a defensive manner. "They as well know how we started dating."

"Sashy, I don't think a story about drunk, unfiltered adults is appropriate for the kids," said Marcy. "I've looked through some of the books in your office so I know for sure that you know what isn't something to tell 7-year-olds.

Sasha rolled her eyes. "I'm not gonna talk about that, just the confession part, and I'll make that a censored version. Is that good?"

"Yeah, I guess," said Marcy.

"Please try to keep it quick though," said Anne.

Sasha nodded. "Got it, got it."


May 28, 2029

After Anne worked a full shift at the aquarium, getting drinks with her oldest, closest friends was the perfect way to end her birthday. Sasha drove them over to The Kahuna Laguna, a pierside tiki bar that she and Anne had both independently been to before. It wasn't the fanciest establishment, but none of them were really interested in those places anyway. Besides, the bar's beautiful view overlooking the Pacific was way nicer than any fancy bar could dream of being.

"So what can I get you three ladies?" asked the bartender once the trio sat down.

"I'll have a Blue Hawaii, please," said Anne.

"A Violet Femme for me," said Sasha.

"Okay, and what about you?" The bartender turned to Marcy.

"Ooh, I'm not sure," said Marcy. "I've only had bottled beer and some wine. I wouldn't know what cocktail to pick. Do you have anything that's super cool?"

"What about the Big One?" said the bartender. "That's one glass with a single drop of every liquor bottle on the shelves!"

Marcy frowned at that. "Okay, I'm once again reminded why doing crazy things for the sake of adventure is bad." She turned to Sasha. "Why don't you pick something?"

"She'll have something that's bright green," said Sasha.

The bartender nodded. "Alright, one Blue Hawaii, one Violet Femme, one Tokyo Iced Tea coming up."

"Bright green?" said Marcy. "So we're getting drinks that match our special colors?"

"Yeah. It's cool, right?" said Sasha.

"In high school, Sash said we should all do this when we turn 21," said Anne. "Never got the chance until now, though."

After a minute or so, the Calamity Trio received their drinks. Over the next hour the three of them talked about a wide range of topics: their jobs, their hobbies, childhood memories, of course Amphibia, and more. Sasha and Marcy treated themselves and Anne to as many drinks as they wanted, and by the time they made it to their third refills they were all suitably drunk. And alcohol tends to make people more likely to reveal what's truly on their minds…

"You know, there's something that's been on my mind for a while," said Marcy in a slurred voice. "You two are so beautiful… seeing you in person again makes me so happy…" A tipsy smile appeared on her face.

"Awww, Marcy has a crush on us." Anne giggled. "She finally admits it."

Marcy's eyes widened. "You knew!?"

Anne gave Marcy a knowing smirk. "You drew hearts around us in your special journal."

"Oh yeah." Marcy blushed both from embarrassment and the alcohol in her body, before wrapping an arm around Anne. "But you like me and Sash too, don't you, Anna-Banananananananana…"

"Guilty as charged." Anne giggled again as she gave both Sasha and Marcy a loose hug, "You two are so pretty… but I didn't realize I was in love with you until college. Tee hee hee…" Anne reached for her glass, finishing her fourth Blue Hawaii. "Guess that explains why I got all mad when Hop Pop asked if I had a boyfriend."

"How dare he imply straight people exist!" said Sasha before finishing her fourth glass. She briefly stopped to wipe some residue off her lips. "I could never be straight, not when you two are so hot."

"Whoa, Sasha the Slayer thinks I'm hot," Anne muttered. "That's unbelievabibble…"

"Haha, 'unbelievabibble'." Marcy chuckled.

Anne playfully pushed Marcy a little. "Shut up, Mar-Mar! I'm drunk…"

"So…" Marcy turned back toward Sasha. "Who'd you like first? Me or Anne?" asked Marcy.

"I definitely liked Anne first, before Amphibia," Sasha admitted. "Toad Tower totally felt like a breakup."

"Oh my frog, it was a breakup!" Anne looks like her mind has been completely blown.

"Anyway," Sasha continued, "When we were hanging out for a few weeks after Amphibia I finally took the time to appreciate the whole Mar-Mar experience." She then loudly coughed several times before resuming talking as if nothing happened. "Ah, good times…"

"So we're really all in love with each other, huh?" said Anne. "That's cool."

"We should become a triangle!" exclaimed Marcy. "I mean a polynomial! Ugh, you know what I mean."

"Hell yeah," said Sasha. "Let's head back to my place and have some fun."


2042 Again

"And that's how we became a throuple," Sasha concluded. "Except the real version was louder and had a lot more swearing."

"What kind of fun did you have afterward?" asked Polly innocently. "Did you play a game?"

Sasha suddenly became very aware of her wives' intense glares in her direction. She was clearly on thin ice for how much she already revealed. "Uhhhhhh, that's not important! You should just forget I said that."

Luckily the twins accepted that answer without any further questions.

"Okay," said Marcy, "now let's talk about the triple proposal!"


Thanks to Reddit for identifying what the cocktails in the series' final shot could be. Interestingly enough, I'll be 21 on Monday so maybe I'll try one of them.

I'm considering making an uncensored version of the 2029 section of this chapter as a standalone fic. It wouldn't have any outright smut, but the sex stuff wouldn't really be glossed over either.

Translations: Khuṇ Yāy (grandmother), Khuṇ Pū̀ (grandfather)