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As the day began again, I felt like I needed to instruct Minerva by having her pretend to have a job, and mercilessly and efficiently tell her why she failed and how to correct her mistakes in a way that she probably call me the teacher from hell. Until I remember that someone actually did that to me and the rest of our family once, and I didn't want to be that much of a colossal asshole as my big brother, the one who killed and devoured my power and left me like I am.

So instead I took it from another perspective, I still had her pretend to do a job, but this time I helped her to deduce what went wrong and encouraged her to figure things out on her own while trying to be emotionally supportive. The surprise is that it actually works, and she figured out what she did wrong, and made her realize she actually can figure things out if she is calm and thinks things through.

As for the nightmarish hell she called her life having to repeat the same day over and over again, I actually told her she is actually missing out on a wonderful opportunity, given enough effort and given enough time, thanks to the days repeating she could in fact master a great number of skills. She could become an expert in any given field, such as being a master pianist, dancer, painter, cook, sculptor, negotiator, nurse, even doctor, there was no limit, and thanks to the fact that the day repeats she does not age a single day.

So instead of looking at her life as it was hell, she suddenly was looking forward to trying a new job, learning a new skill, experimenting with a new recipe, improved her skills a little at a time, and with only one week, she became able to not only hold on to job but be actually be praised by her employer.

We tried to help her in many ways, by showing her how to do different jobs, in one day I took up the job of being a circus clown, ironic, Mana was the one that was the clown in our family, a pianist at a local bar the next day, a waiter at the cake shop another, each day I did my best to do my job, and tried to be an example for Miranda. Lenalee did the same, and she often encouraged her to try and improve how she looked at herself, she paid her compliments on why she wasn't as ugly as she thought she was, helped her in fashion choices, and taught her how to use makeup to enhance her appearance.

She used less to get better results, she learned to appreciate and accept herself, and as the week was over, it was clear that she would be ready to end the time loop the town found itself in, but nothing was going to be as easy as that, a member of my family had begun to keep an eye on both me and Lenalee, I felt at first it was my sister pretending to be a cat, but the caught that was actually looking at me turned out to be a cat that wanted help with her trapped kittens.

The other strange thing is that there are three Akuma in the city, but not once did I see them try and kill anyone, or come and try to attack me or Lenalee, instead they avoided us like we were inflicted with a plague. it made no sense why would three level two Akuma do something like this, that is when Lenalee said unless somebody ordered them to do that, act more like scouts rather than attack dogs.

"Honestly Lenalee, they may gain personalities when they level up, but to gain enough intelligence to understand and be able to follow orders, it is not something I come to expect from those three, they started playing rock, paper, scissors to decide who would get to kill me, and they expected me to simply sit there and let it happen, you can't get more stupid than that."

I let out a sigh and looked at her, "This level of stupidity is as bad as if during a fight between us, I suddenly said that it was my turn, they immediately stopped waiting for my attack, and when asked why they all stop, the only reason was that it was my turn to attack so they have to wait for their turn."

Lenalee simply smiled at looked at Miranda who was having a pretty hard trying not to laugh after hearing what I just said, "Allen, I am not saying that all Akuma have to be genius-level intellects, but maybe the souls that got used were basically dumbasses, maybe they were just as dumb back when they were alive, there is a chance that the Earl simply turned some idiots into Akuma, and they reached level two out of sheer dumb luck."

As they talked apparently they found themselves in a much different apartment than the one where Miranda lives, their actions caught the attention of the person in charge of those three Akuma whom Allen had quite playfully begun to call the three stooges. This was it and the Noah in charge wanted to get that piece of innocence as quickly and efficiently as possible, it could be that she was bored, or it could be that she was pissed that essentially Allen has been going out on unofficial dates, day after day and she didn't even get a chance to greet him.

Lenalee had suffered much torment from the Akuma that could literally melt a person's brain with his voice and was basically a husk who This person had dressed like nothing more than a doll, wearing fantasy clothes that would fit a sort of gothic princess, even with a crown of sorts that was nailed into her skull, the sheer anger of the person who did this was easy to see, Allen got the bug collection treatment as he was nailed to a wall with what appeared to be massive pointy nails that were made to look like again Gothic birthday candles. Allen could definitely see a theme.

"Must keep appearances don't we, don't worry, these injuries are nothing compared to some of the things you suffered before, I got to say brother, I was terribly upset with how you went on so many dates with that exorcist, and you never asked me to go on one, in hundreds of years we known each other."

I wanted to tell her Lenalee are only friends, but deep down I didn't want to deny that some of those times had been fun things I would love to call dates. "So it seems Lulu Bell decided to share the information she got from those two Nephilim, great, are you also going to hate my guts for a crime I didn't commit? Like I would want to kill my own siblings. After all the thousands of horrible things people have done to us throughout the ages, I would never want to harm you or our siblings like that, except for one, and if she told you everything, you know why."

Road came closer and looked at me, "I am a little angry with how you were with her, that should have been me, as for your friends, and your supposed injuries, it's all theater, I got pretty good at setting up a set if I do say so myself, you almost believed that those injuries were real. If anything I am using this time to catch up with you and tell you that some of us have decided that you are right about the traitor, so we will try to help you as much as we can get away with, but remember we still have to pretend to try and kill you, after all, you know that Akuma is that traitor's eyes and ears."

That made me relax a little bit, as I let out a sigh, "Well that should make things a whole lot less painful for me, I wonder when will the others learn of the truth that it was never me that killed all of you that time. As for the innocence you know this is not the heart, and we can never let that bastard get his claws on it. I will need your help with something though and it might be something those three stooges might actually enjoy."

Road laughed as she heard me call them that, "I am sure Larry, Curly, and Moe will be happy to try and injure you, you know they are still angry at you for not letting them finish that game of rock, paper, scissors. I think I understand you want me to help you get that rookie exorcist to learn to master her powers, fine, I will use those three to cause some moderate to minor injuries on you and that tramp that you dated, and yes Allen I am angry that you would date an order slut instead of asking one of your own out on a date, I am sure Lulu is also going to be hissing mad when I tell her of your lovely little dates."

I simply wanted to ask her to please not tell her about any of that, but Road quickly told me that she couldn't because she needed to keep our allies informed of everything, "So if I were to ask you to strip, pull down my pants and give me a blowjob, you would tell her all about it, in great detail?" She laughed as she walked over to me and gave me a close hug, and a small kiss on the cheek.

"I never thought that you would have the nerve to proposition me like that, and in front of your girlfriend even if she can't understand what we are saying, as much as I would love to do that, my current body is simply not developed or as recovered as Lulu, so the answer is that even if I would love to take you up on that, I can't, but in a couple of years, my body might be back the way it was before I got killed, and if that is the case I would love to take you up on your offer. By the way, I also got Lulu to help me place one of my doors by the window in your room back in that stuffy place that the group calls their headquarters."

I looked at her and asked her if she was already planning a possible escape route for me, she laughed and told me that the people in the order were humans they say they are my allies but that can change at a moment's notice. "Since we have all this time to chat and we are using the Noah language, mind if I ask you something that would make others less comfortable?"

Road smiled and told me that I once was the person she was engaged to marry her, so feel free to ask her anything at all, had the traitor not done anything, we would already be married. Might as well try and behave like a good loving wife. My question had to do with something that once belong to me, so I asked how is my Ark doing?

"It's a whole lot more depressing since the traitor decided to turn all the humans that once lived there into Akuma, the buildings are mostly the same, but the garden could use a little bit more care since you know Adam really doesn't give a shit about things like flowers or trees if it doesn't cause the death of a person he doesn't care about it at all. Honestly, after I learned the truth I get the feeling that Adam is trying to copy your Ark and make one of his own."

Not exactly very surprising, since it was to be expected, since the entire Ark is controlled by using my piano, and no matter how much Adam may try to use that power he stole from me, he simply does not have the same talents on that piano as I do.

"So as Lulu told me, Adam is using the power he stole from you to boost his own, and that is what he is using to control his Akuma, so how can I help you regain more of your power?" To put it simply, so far the only way to do that is for me to destroy Akuma, and once the soul that is trapped within is liberated, I will regain the amount of power that was being used to control it. The real problem is that until I recharge at least halfway I can't regenerate that power over time like the other Noah can do.

That should be quite easy since Adam seems to be quite angry after what happened in the graveyard, involving Allen getting in his way of making an Akuma out of that one kid, I told her it was not as simple as she described it, the kid in question is the son of one of the lead researchers of the European Branch of the Black Order, had Adam succeeded, that researcher would have been driven to revenge to such scale that he might develop biological weapons designed specifically to hunt down and kill Noah family members. That means these things would spread throughout the world and no matter how many times we reincarnate, or remake our bodies, these things would hunt us down and kill us every single time.

"So basically by preventing that kid from being scammed by Adam, you prevent something that would have made our lives even worse than they already are, great. It would have caused this plans of Adam to also grow in cruelty and scope, not something any of us would want."

She looked at me and began to laugh, "Although you might want to rethink your opinion on those three, did you know they happen to be girls? Oh yes, I know three guys deciding something with rock, paper, scissors, is a particularly ancient trope, but not only guys do it, they have been asking me permission to do you in, which tells me that more than likely their feelings are hurt, you know how scary a girl can be if someone hurt their feelings, right?"

For the last time, I told her that I told our sister my honest opinion about what she was wearing, and only after she asked for it, how the hell was I supposed to know she wore that on special occasions. She laughed really hard when I told her this, almost like she remembers the day quite well, "As I recall she asked you does my dress look nice? to which you told her, on a person attending a funeral, yes, on you, no."

It was a fucking dark wool dress, with a dark veil, matching gloves, and dress shoes. She couldn't look more perfect for a funeral if she tried. I told her that Lulu was many things, and dressing in ways that flatter her appearance in public was not one of them. "Can't argue with you there, she does dress in a rather depressing-looking man's business suit, and the only time she wore a dress you told her that, no wonder she is so upset that she has not worn a dress since."

"As I was saying those three are not that important so if you wish to destroy them and free their souls, by all means, be my guest, but you should be aware that the more power you regain, the more you will stand out to our siblings, and at least one will tell Adam about it. He still thinks of you as that annoying kid that he failed to turn into an Akuma, but regain enough power, and even he will notice and you know that he will flip out if he knows who you really are."

So in essence, I can't free their souls unless I want to expose my secret to the bastard that did this to me, "Don't worry about it Road, those two Nephilim can help me out with this, Adam will think two of his level two Akuma were destroyed, but in reality, they will fight against his other Akuma, the happiness of preventing others from suffering as they did, will also make them evolve a lot faster than Adam ever realized.

"Nevertheless, you still need Dark Matter if only to heal and recover your true form, as you can see, I am doing just that myself, although you have to admit brother, don't I look cute while I am this age?" Not going to touch that particular minefield, so I decided to switch topics and told Hiro and Hector about three Akuma who are level two who could be purified, they did tell me that again this could only work if the souls of the people who were turned into an Akuma agree that they want to be reborn and that they are willing to fight the Millenium Earl. I told them it never hurts to ask, and those that refuse, leave them to me, I simply will free the soul and claim some dark matter energy for myself.

As Miranda saw the injuries I and Lenalee endured, she instinctively activated her innocence, causing both Lenalee and me to be sucked into a dome that looked like it was made of actual clock faces. As they began to tick backwards and the injuries however light began to disappear from Lenalee and myself. I kept hearing someone whisper, in a tone that sounded like she was almost in tears, "Please Allen, Lenalee, get better, I couldn't live knowing I failed to help the only friends I ever had, please Innocence I beg you, help me save my friends."

It seems Miranda has learned to accept that she is an accommodator of a piece of Innocence. Lenalee was the first to recover since she was the one who apparently was hurt the least, makes me think Road was so upset at seeing me and Lenalee going out on a date, that she really took it out on me. "Your power Miranda is to control the flow of time, you can rewind, increase or even make it stand still, as you can see both Allen and I are fine, and it is all thanks to you."

Miranda was sobbing in such a way that either told me she was immensely in pain, miserable, horrendously depressed, or glad, I could never figure out what women think so I did the only wise thing I can say I ever did, I stopped trying.

As I stood near Miranda and my arms returned to normal as my weapon deactivated we talked about what does she really want in life, honestly, I felt like I was a person giving her therapy. Kind of ironic considering that my brother used to mock me by telling me I represent Insanity. As I was thinking that Timcampy activated and a communication was established, must be with another golem and a fairly powerful one considering where I was.

"Allen, Hiro here, I heard everything you talked with your sister, and honestly Allen, even you should be able to tell she still has the hots for you, besides that, we managed to talk to the three stooges, aptly named considering they were doing something the actual three stooges often did when I and Hector met them. Only two agreed to be purified and brought back to life, both souls in fact, so we will be taking Curly and Moe with us back to the lab, Larry just wants to be free and finally get to go wherever he deserves to end up, heaven or hell doesn't give two shits where, just let the fucking nightmare be finally over, those were the last thing he told us."

I finally stepped towards the one Akuma that remained and wouldn't you know it, it was the moron that bragged about his skill being able to use ice so cold that it could burn me to ashes. "First off my name is not Larry, it is actually Laurette, not that you care, my father was tricked into summoning me by the Earl and I was forced to kill him and use his body, you know how the earl is, so come on Exorcist, please put me out of my misery while I can think for myself, please."

She must have expected me to activate my weapon and ram it into her in the most violent way possible, instead, my claw gently touched the top of her head and with one finger I made the sign of the cross appear on her head, as the light began to make that glow, she could only say that all the pain was gone and as the body of the Akuma broke apart and the soul was released she smiled and gave me the dark matter energy she was holding. The thing that sort of ticked me off was the fact that the soul said that I would look a whole lot cuter if I smiled more often. The nerve, who could do the crap I have to do while grinning like a loon?

Miranda came to understand that this entire thing happened simply because she needed to learn to care about herself as much as she cared about other people, acceptance of her failure, and learn to deal with the fact that she might not succeed all the time, but she still could get back up and try again, time was quite literally on her side. As she did, she asked the clock to stop her wish to never see tomorrow, and much to her shock her innocence did as she asked, and the following day people of the order came to see if any of the people they sent needed any medical care.

Road left through one of her doors long before Lenalee got the chance to even speak with her, apparently she was still angry about her going on so many dates with me. As I tried to wake up, I found myself on a bed in a rather comfortable place, not something I would expect from a clinic, it could be bias or angst, but I often came to believe any clinic room would be colder than a witch's tit, and frostier than the bottom pits of Hell.

"Nice to see you are awake Allen, didn't think this mission would tire you out so much, in case you are wondering we are in a clinic of the order, we were sent to see if you and Lenalee needed any extra help, but as fate would have it, we were finally able to enter the town, seems you two resolved the issue by the time we arrived to see a particularly angry wine delivery person screaming at a guy who owns a bar for keeping him waiting for so long so that he could complete his order, and hitting the man square in the jaw when he asked him since the order was so late would it be free?"

Allen knew better than this, Kamui was never that responsible, even if his sister was here, he would have sent Kanda or someone else to do this, so there must be a reason why he came all this way, "Will you please spare me the bullshit and tell me why did you come? You would more than likely pawn off this sort of thing on someone else, so the fact you came must mean you want to know something, so out with it brat, I am hungry, angry, and lack any of my sunny disposition, so this had better be good."

Kamui stopped pretending to be cheerful and flat out said they came because they heard that a Noah was present, and they were planning to ask me questions on who it was, and what that Noah wanted in the city where Innocence was supposed to be found?

"So you came here with Bookman, great, I will be happy to answer those questions as soon as they stop hiding back there, I can tell they are here thanks to my eye, so hiding is not needed or it is useful." An older gent with looks of Asian origin appeared, and a rather cheerful young man with red hair and an eye patch was standing right next to him.

"Now that we are here, I gather since you know what we are called, you know who we are and what is our purpose, then, by all means, tell us why did that Noah appeared here and what do you suspect is going on?" I told them her name is Road Kamelot, she is the Noah that represents dreams, and why did she appear? Because the Earl has sent her and all her siblings to start hunting Innocence, it appears that the Earl considers the Order to be an actual threat to his plans, which is a good thing, and wants to do everything he can to prevent even more accommodators to join the Black Order. As for how I know of them, it's quite simple, I have been involved in them for many years, as the Noah that once taught the Order how to use Innocence in the first place.

The older gentleman simply said to call him Bookman and the red-haired guy introduced himself as Levi, "That must mean you are related to the fabled fourteenth Noah, how crazy is it that one of his descendants has a parasite-type Innocence weapon inside their body." I told Lavi that it was quite useful, but he was wrong about one thing, I am not the relative or descendant of the Fourteenth Noah, I am the Fourteenth Noah.