Chapter 6
The following day when Twister, Tori, Mikey, and Meghen return to school prior to what happened the day before they began to act like they didn't know each other and that they were still upset about what happened previously to which they were given permission to do so by their families that looked very believable in the eyes of Principal Kutchman, Officer Travinski, and Cassidy as well as everyone else for a while but when mid-day came their facade eventually cracked when Officer Travinski suddenly discovered Tori's locket that she had been hiding in her bag which immediately angered her as well as Cassidy when they realized that the 4 teens had been lying to them and everyone else this whole time about the status of Tori and Twister's relationship.
" I don't believe this! The 4 of you all lied to me and all of us this whole time?! I thought I told you two yesterday to QUIT SEEING EACH OTHER?!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger at the 4 teens who had deceived her right in front of Principal Kutchman, Cassidy, and the rest of the student body as well as Delaynie, Leonard, Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady in the middle of the school cafeteria when Principal Kutchman called them back in from work to have a heated conversation with them about the deceivement that they received from them.
" You did Officer Travinski but we don't care what you say! Tori and I are in love and you can't separate us, EVER!", Twister shouted in anger as he stood next to Tori as she tightly gripped her backpack against her chest with a frightened expression on her face with Mikey and Meghen standing next to her dawning the same looks as well.
" Yeah what he said! You know nothing about our feelings for each other!", Tori shouted in anger as well, still gripping her backpack like her life depended on it.
" That is a completely egregious lie Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter! I completely understand this but when you do things like deceiving me and going against my wishes just for your benefit that's when I get really pissed off and don't give a care about anything that anybody says! Give me that locket you have in that bag, now!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger as she got up in Tori's face like a drill sargeant.
" Yeah hand it over loser!", Cassidy shouted in anger.
" What?!", Delaynie, Leonard, Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady gasped in horror.
" Why?!", Twister shouted in anger.
" Yeah what are you going to do with it?!", Tori shouted in anger, clutching her bag even tighter against herself.
" Throw it away that's what!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger which caused everyone to start getting riled up around them as if it was a fight arena making the looks of horror on Tori, her family, Twister, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady, Mikey, and Meghen's faces get worse as they started looking around at everyone.
" What?! No!", Meghen and Mikey shrieked in horror.
" Yeah what they said, you are not touching this! This is my special property!", Tori shrieked in horror.
" Yeah are you insane lady?!", Delaynie, Leonard, Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady shrieked in horror.
" No I am not and I don't care! Give me it now! This is what you get for disrespecting me, deceiving me, and UNDERMINDING MY AUTHORITY!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger as she reached out to grab Tori's bag only for Twister to put himself in between his girlfriend and the resource officer clenching his fists at his sides while shouting in anger, " Don't you dare touch that you bitch! I had put a lot of time and effort into having that made for her just to show her how special she is to me and you're not going to just throw it away in a garbage can like it's trash! So you know what if you want to fight about it, then we'll give you a fight!"
" Yeah what he said! We'll give you one that you'll never forget! Hold my bag for a moment Mikey and Meghen because this crap is so going down now!", Tori shouted in anger as she suddenly shoved her bag at her two best friends who immediately gripped it tight against their bodies to prevent the locket from being snatched away and thrown away.
" Excuse me young man and young lady but if you touch me then you're going to jail for 6 months for assualting a police officer! I am not playing around here! I said to give me the locket now! Don't make me forcefully take it from you because if you do then it's going to lead to a whole world of hurt for you! I have been a member of the police force for 27 YEARS! You are not going to win against me no matter what you do! That's not how the law works!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger.
" Yeah well you just shut your mouth over there because it's so a Guardians of The Galaxy stand-off now!", Mikey shouted in anger at her.
" Oh yeah it is! You're going down High Evolutionary bi*ch! Get her Tori and Twister!", Meghen shouted in anger.
" With pleasure Meghen!", Tori and Twister shouted in anger as they braced themselves for a fight against the SRO.
" Excuse me but this is not Guardians of The Galaxy, THIS IS SCHOOL! I'm warning you two right now, touch me and you're going to jail! Period!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger.
" Leave my daughter and her boyfriend alone! This is ridiculous!", Leonard shouted in anger as he got up in her face with his blood boiling hot at how much the resource officer was overstepping her boundaries of enforcement.
" Shut up and get out of my face Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! This is exactly what happens to punks like you who make me mad! You throw disrespect at me you get it right back at you, all over your godd*mn f*cking face!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger with her fists clenched at her sides as if she was getting ready to punch somebody.
" Don't you shout at my husband like that!", Delaynie shouted in anger as she got up in her face too.
" Get out of my face too Delaynie Konnerack-Hofstadter before I crack your can all over this floor and knock your a** out! You're not going to screw with me! I won't have it!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger.
" And you're not going to touch my sister! Neither are you going to touch my brother in-law Leonard, my niece Tori, and her boyfriend Twister! So why don't you back off before I make you!", Zoey shouted in anger.
" Come at me and see what happens Zoey Konnerack! I dare you!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger at her.
" TYRANT!", Sheldon shouted in anger at the top of his voice as he got up in the officer's face making her shout back in anger at him, " DO NOT CALL ME THAT DR. SHELDON COOPER AND DO NOT DISRESPECT THE HIERARCHY!" which instantly made Cassidy storm up and shout in anger, " OK THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!" before she took a hard swing with her fist right in the dead center of Sheldon's face which hit him so hard that the impact severely broke his nose to the point of blood gushing all over his mouth as he fell back hitting the floor letting out a loud scream of horror while everyone else around him including his family and his friends all gasped in shock and horror at what they just saw causing their mouths to fall open in complete disbelief just as Cassidy flicked her hand, letting some of Sheldon's blood that was on it form a cast-off spatter on the floor behind her as she then stood there with an angry expression on her face.
" What the… what's… OH MY GOD SHELDON!", Penny shrieked in horror as she immediately ran to his side with the others following suit to try to help him up with Leonard shrieking in horror, " FOR GOD SAKES, BUDDY!" over the fact that his best friend just got seriously hurt.
" CUDDLES!", Amy shrieked in horror at what just happened to her boyfriend.
" FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE OW, MY NOSE! I'M BLEEDING! SOMEBODY GET ME SOME HELP NOW BEFORE I DIE IN HERE!", Sheldon screamed and cried in pain as he sat on the floor holding his broken bleeding nose with the others surrounding him, still trying to help him get back up.
" HEAVENLY FATHER MY BABY, WHAT JUST…?!", Mrs. Cooper shrieked in horror at the state her youngest son was in.
" CASSIDY JEANETTE ROCKSTEADY! HOW COULD YOU?!", Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady shrieked in horror and anger at what their daughter just did to the theoretical physicist. At that moment they were finally at their wits end with her violent disrespectful behavior and that something needed to be done to put an end to it once and for all.
" Alright nobody move! We just got a call for a disturbance at this high school! What's going on in here?! Hands where we can see them!", a Pasadena police officer suddenly shouted when he came running into the cafeteria with a few other deputies with him, weapons drawn and everything causing everyone to show their hands to them.
" GET THIS LITTLE WITCH OUT OF HERE AND AWAY FROM ME NOW OFFICER! SHE JUST ASSUALTED ME AND BROKE MY NOSE!", Sheldon screamed and cried in pain as he held his nose with one hand while pointing a finger at Cassidy with the other.
" What?! What's your name sir?!", the officer shouted.
" DR. SHELDON COOPER! I'M A THEORETICAL PHYSICIST AT CALTECH!", Sheldon screamed and cried in pain.
" Ok and what is your name young lady?!", the officer shouted.
" Cassidy Jeanette Rocksteady! Whatzit tooya, chump?!", Cassidy shouted in his face as she tossed her hair around over her shoulder.
" Get on the floor and put your hands behind your head now! You're under arrest for the assualt and battery of Dr. Sheldon Cooper! Let's go sister!", the officer shouted at her as he took his handcuffs out and slapped Cassidy's wrists with them behind her back the moment she complied before he began hauling her out of the school to take her to juvie, pressing her head down with his hand on the back of her head to make her look at the floor with the other officers following. The others then took Sheldon to the hospital and while Officer Travinski was getting a lecture about her unacceptable behavior by her superior Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady went to go have a private discussion with Principal Kutchman about what to do about their daughter and her unruly behavior, telling him that this has been going on for a long time, that they're completely sick and tired of it and want something to be done about it to which Principal Kutchman suggested to the couple that they enroll Cassidy in a 4 week wilderness retreat boot camp program so that she could really see what it was like to be disrespected herself by a drill sargeant to really whip her into shape to which they immediately signed the deal for. During this time that Cassidy was away Twister as well as Tori, Meghen, and Mikey began to wonder what had happened to her shortly after they had gotten their Guardians of The Galaxy tattoos but the answer to that suddenly became clear 4 weeks later during a confrontation in the cafeteria again with one of Cassidy's friends and the rest of them who had now taken over as the new school bullies in Cassidy's absence. As tensions continued rising among the 4 teens and the girl they were arguing with while the rest of the student body stood around them they were suddenly startled by a loud whistle blow coming from the doorway of the cafeteria causing everyone to stare in the direction of the individual who blew it making them all shut up at once.
" Stand down Latoya!", Cassidy commanded as she stepped into the cafeteria wearing a dark blue military style t-shirt, beige cargo shorts, and a pair of black military style boots on her feet. Her hair was also pulled back into a ponytail as well with the whistle hanging around her neck.
" Cassidy Jeanette Rocksteady?! You're back?!", everyone exclaimed in shock.
" That's right ladies, I am! Just in time to see a bunch of disrespectful pieces of scum messing with my brother Twister, his girlfriend Tori, and their two friends Mikey and Meghen! Now what's up with that?! Huh?! Someone start talking here!", Cassidy suddenly shouted like a drill sargeant at her peers, getting up in their faces as the song Born to Lead by Hoobastank started playing in the background.
" Excuse me but what the hell did you just say Cassidy?!", Latoya Gwen Ashfield, Cassidy's former best friend shouted in complete shock and anger at her.
" That's Sargeant Cassidy to you and I said STAND DOWN CADET! Look at me when you're talking to me and do not disrespect me! You are not going to give me sh*t! Same to all of you! There is a war going on currently overseas right now and we are not going to have people slacking off here!", Cassidy loudly commanded like a drill sargeant at her former friends and everyone else while throwing a finger around at them too except for Twister, Tori, Meghen, and Mikey who were standing there completely shocked by her new authoratative behavior.
" Ok what the f*ck is…?!", Latoya shouted only for Cassidy to interrupt her by blowing her whistle and shouting in a commanding officer voice right up in her face, " Shut your mouth soldier, you're not going to talk until I say you can talk! Stand up straight and look into my eyes right now before I make you do burpies until you bleed! Listen up ladies because this is where crap gets real here! You are not going to talk back to me, you are not going to give me attitude, and you are not going to f*ck around with me! You people are a mess and all screwed up in the head! You need to buck up and pay attention before somebody gets it! So buckle up girl scouts because I'm the boss here and no one's going to step out of line here unless if they want me to break their will! We ain't running a clown based freakshow here! Does everyone understand that?!"
" Ma'am yes ma'am!", Cassidy's former friends interjected in fear at her.
" I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND THAT?!", Cassidy loudly commanded in their faces again.
" MA'AM YES MA'AM!", Cassidy's former friends interjected louder in fear which immediately caught the attention of Principal Kutchman and Officer Travinski who both came into the cafeteria standing the doorway interjecting in surprise, " What is going on here Cassidy?!"
" Again that's Sargeant Cassidy and I am talking to these disrespectful scumbags who are fucking around DISRESPECTING THE HIERARCHY!", Cassidy shouted like a drill sargeant when she spun around to face them for a brief moment before she went back to shouting in her former friends' faces while jerking her finger at them as if to show that she meant business and that she wasn't playing around anymore. She was also standing taller and up straight like a soldier too which totally shocked them because this was a complete and totally different person to them from the girl that they saw just 4 weeks ago when she punched Sheldon in the face in front of everyone in the cafeteria during the heated confrontation with Officer Travinski which resulted in Sheldon going to the hospital because of it.
" Disrespecting the hierarchy?! What?!", Principal Kutchman and Officer Travinski interjected in surprise at what she just said as they looked at each other for a brief moment before at her with just absolute stunned looks on their faces at what they were seeing unfolding in front of them.
" Yes that's what I said, disrespecting the hierarchy! And that is not appreciated around here! So let's move it right now ladies, to the office! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!", Cassidy shouted out like a commanding officer which instantly forced her former friends to start marching like soldiers towards the cafeteria door with Latoya shouting in anger, " Ok you're seriously gonna…!" only to get interrupted again by Cassidy blowing the whistle in her ear shouting, " I said shut your mouth cadet and keep moving! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!" making all of them continue marching right out the door past Principal Kutchman and Officer Travinski who then put their hands up to stop her from following as if to say that they got it from there before they continued on walking Latoya and the rest of her friends down the hallway to the office causing Cassidy to just stand there in the doorway facing them like a soldier giving a soldier salute with her hand for a brief moment before she spun back around on her heel to face everyone else who were still looking completely shocked at what they just saw.
" Oh yeah, that's what's up! Jackoes!", Cassidy interjected as she then slowly marched over to her brother, his girlfriend, and their friends to stand right in front of them as they continued to stare at her completely stunned out of their minds.
" Ok… I don't know who or what happened, but… who are you and what have you done with my sister?!", Twister exclaimed in shock with a gaping open mouth as he stared at his sister who then just gave him a smile and giddy laugh that said, " It's good to see you again too bro." before she threw her arms around him giving him a real heart to heart embrace for the first time ever.
" Shut up, this is so weird! What the hell just happened to you Cassidy Jeanette?! This is a completely different side to you that we've never seen before!", Mikey exclaimed in shock as she stared at her with a gaping mouth and wide eyes.
" Let's just say I had a real reality check Mikey… from a big scary muscle bound dude screaming in my face and my ear for the last 4 weeks I was away!", Cassidy said with a giddy laugh.
" Holy crap! You were at a boot camp?!", Meghen exclaimed in shock with a gaping mouth and wide eyes as well.
" Yes I was Meghen, and you know what it actually feels good. Like really good. I really needed that because it made me realize just how out of line I've been in the first place. Look, I am truly sorry for everything I've ever said and did to you guys. Especially you Twister, I've been a total witch to you and I shouldn't have been. It's just, ever since you came along, I always thought that I had gotten the short end of the stick from Mom and Dad and I guess I was just jealous because I thought they liked you better than me.", Cassidy apologized with a sigh.
" It's ok, I forgive you.", Twister said with a sigh which instantly resulted in his sister embracing him again as she completely broke down in tears and cried, " I love you bro, so much! I missed you!"
" I love you too sis and I missed you too.", Twister emotionally said as he began to shed a few tears as well with his head resting against her shoulder.
" And you know what I'm going to say something else to you that I should have said a long time ago! You and Tori truly are guardians… now and forever!", Cassidy cried as she pulled away looking into her brother's tear filled eyes with her own.
" Thank you Cassidy, that really means a lot to hear you say that!", Twister cried.
" I know it does! Continue to treat that girl right because if you don't I'm going to break your skull!", Cassidy cried which instantly sparked some slight laughing all of them as Tori, Meghen, and Mikey even started shedding a few tears as well.
" I wouldn't want to chance that with my life!", Twister laughed causing them all to really start laughing in amusement at what he just said.
" Well good, oh and Tori this is for you.", Cassidy said as she and the others calmed down just as she handed Tori a paper slip from her pocket.
" What is this?", Tori asked as she stared at her before looking down at the slip that had some words on it and a signature.
" That is a complete expungement of your criminal record that I just got from Officer Travinski.", Cassidy said with a sigh as a smile spread across her face.
" WHAT?!", Tori, Twister, Mikey, and Meghen exclaimed in shock as their mouths fell open again.
" You got Tori's criminal record completely expunged as if it never happened in the first place?!", Mikey exclaimed in shock as she stared at Cassidy with wide eyes again.
" Yes I did Mikey. I also got it for myself too which should've happened a long time ago.", Cassidy said as she nodded her head.
" Wow, I don't know what to say…", Tori gasped in shock.
" Don't say anything, you're welcome Tori Lee. Oh and another thing, tell your Uncle Sheldon that I am truly very sorry for punching him in the face like I did 4 weeks ago. I don't know what in the hell I was thinking when I did that. That was way out of line and I should've known better than to do things like that, ever.", Cassidy said with a smile as she gently laid a hand on Tori's shoulder.
" I'll put in a good word for you Cassidy, thank you!", Tori said with a smile and giddy laugh.
" Of course!", Cassidy said with a smile and giddy laugh as the two teenage girls then hugged it out with each other, officially burying the hatchet between them that they had been carrying and swinging around at each other ever since they met in the first place. She also did the same thing to Mikey and Meghen too which buried the hatchet between them as well.
" Sick tattoos by the way! Are those the Guardians of The Galaxy?!", Cassidy exclaimed in shock when she suddenly the noticed the tattoos on the top of her brother's, his girlfriend's, and their friends' wrists.
" They sure are, thanks! And look we each got our names under them too, see!", Mikey exclaimed as she showed off her Guardian characters with the name Mikey underneath as well as Tori, Meghen, and Twister showing off theirs with their names under them as well.
" Really?! When did you guys get those?!", Cassidy exclaimed in shock as she stared at them.
" We got them while you were away at boot camp shaping your life up!", Meghen exclaimed as they all put their wrists back down.
" You guys actually got permission to do that?!", Cassidy exclaimed in shock.
" Yeah surprisingly we did! It's pretty much a permanent friendship bracelet for each of us to ensure that we're all a social group forever if you know what I'm saying!", Tori exclaimed as she pushed her glasses up on her face and tossed her hair over her shoulder before she grabbed her inhaler and sucked on it for a moment to stop the begining of another asthma attack that she could feel was starting to come on.
" I think I do Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter, that is sweet man! Who's idea was it to do that in the first place?!", Cassidy exclaimed.
" That would be me jacko, thank you very much!", Mikey exclaimed with a smirk as she pointed at herself.
" Mikey Techna Jameson!", Tori, Meghen, and Twister laughed as they stared at her.
" I'm sorry you guys, I couldn't help myself! It's such a fun word to say!", Mikey laughed as she threw her head back.
" Well I'm not going to lie there with you, that actually is a really fun word to say!", Cassidy laughed.
" Exactly! You guys would be doing the same thing too if you all had a fun word to say all the time!", Mikey laughed.
" Ok you have a point!", Meghen laughed.
" Yes well anyway, Twister do you know if Mom and Dad would be willing to let me get a tattoo as well?", Cassidy asked as she looked at her brother.
" Really sis?! You want to get one too?!", Twister asked in shock as he stared at his sister.
" Yeah I actually do bro, it's something that I started thinking about while I was away shaping my life up. It's something that is now really starting to have some significant meaning to me that I'm hoping to put on the outside of my forearm.", Cassidy said with a sigh.
" Well what is it?", Meghen asked.
" I actually have a drawing to show you of it. This is what I want.", Cassidy said with a smile as she pulled out her drawing for the tattoo she wanted to have.
" Oh my god!", Twister gasped in shock when he saw what his sister drew.
" Holy crap Cassidy… that's beautiful!", Meghen, Mikey, and Tori gasped in shock at the drawing too. What the drawing was of was a heart with 4 stars in the center and within the heart written at the top were the words My Brother and Sisters From Other Misters followed by the names of Twister, Tori, Mikey, and Meghen written in the center of each star below it.
" Thank you… it's actually something I should have thought about a long time ago but I've just been too blind by complete homicidal rage to ever really think about it and consider it.", Cassidy said as she then put her drawing away.
" Well I'm sure that if Mom and Dad see that… they'll let you. Because that's the kind of thing they've always wanted to see all these years is you finally being nice to me for once.", Twister said with a smile.
" Thanks for the tip. I'll ask them about it later tonight and see what they say.", Cassidy said.
" Sounds good to me.", Twister said.
" Yeah but wait a second, Officer Travinski's still employed here at this school?! How is that even possible?! I thought she got in trouble 4 weeks ago for abusing her power as a resource officer?!", Meghen asked in shock.
" She did Meghen but after she got lectured by her superior he told her that she could keep her job but on the condition that she enrolls herself in a mandatory weekly Anger Management program at the local rec center to work on her anger issues so that she doesn't step out of line again like she did when she tried to throw your locket away in the garbage Tori!", Cassidy said as she then started to laugh at the last part she said making the others laugh as well.
" Oh yeah don't remind me of that! That was so terrible! I thought Twister and I were going to have to tear her face up for that and end up in jail for 6 months for assualt on a police officer!", Tori laughed as she started fiddling with a strand of hair in her fingers.
" True that babe! That was just insane!", Twister laughed as he kissed her again.
" Yeah well you know what else was insane, the fact that she almost tried to f*ck your dad's face up Tori when he came to yours and Twister's defense about your relationship! That was nuts!", Mikey laughed as she threw her hands out to her sides.
" Yeah you're telling me Mikey! Why on the living buckwheats Earth would she ever want to hurt my dad?! He's an experimental physicist at Caltech with an IQ of 173 for god's sake! That seriously just made no flippin' sense!", Tori laughed as she discreetly involuntarily released her bladder into her diaper covered up by her shorts.
" Same with her trying to hurt your mom too! She's just a fitness instructor at LA Fitness!", Meghen laughed as she stuck her face a few inches away from Tori's.
" That's totally true too Meghen! Oh my god!", Tori laughed as she threw her head back as the laughter continued for a bit before Cassidy said, " Oh man that was a good laugh. I guess you guys aren't total losers after all."
" Well we're glad you finally see the light sis, but, what are you going to do since Latoya and the others are out of the picture now?", Twister asked.
" Nah I don't need those losers anymore bro, they just suck. I got you guys and I can find other friends to hang out with, ones who aren't bullies.", Cassidy said as she batted her hand behind her.
" Well then you must have really learned something at that boot camp you went to if you're talking like that now!", Meghen laughed as she playfully slapped Cassidy on the shoulder.
" Oh believe me when I say this Meghen Turtleman that I really learned something there that you wouldn't believe, it's called repetitive disrespectful screaming discipline thrown in your face by a muscle bound drill sargeant. It really packs quite a punch to someone who was once a disrespectful bully such as myself, turning them into a completely well-grounded cadet with a brand new nicer and respectful outlook on life of those around her.", Cassidy said.
" Well just keep up that positive attitude every single day from this day forward and you'll definitely go real far with it, Sargeant Cassidy Jeanette Rocksteady!", Mikey said with a smirk on her face as she gave Cassidy a soldier salute with her hand.
" You're a real riot Mikey Techna Jameson!", Cassidy laughed as she did it back to her making them all laugh again as they then headed back to class when lunchtime was over shortly after Tori excused herself to the restroom to change her diaper again. Then later that evening when all was said and done Cassidy suddenly found herself smiling while sleeping peacefully in her own bed shortly after getting her tattoo she asked her parents for with her arms gently wrapped around her brother Twister who decided to sleep in there with her vs his own bed, softly snoring with his arms gently wrapped around hers and a smile on his face as well while their parents were standing in the doorway watching this unfold in front of them. They both had happy expressions on their faces as well with tears streaming from their eyes.
" This is truly a Kodak moment to never forget! Finally, after all these years our children are getting along with each other like a brother and sister should Larry! This just really melts my heart!", Mrs. Rocksteady happily cried in a low register as she stood next to her husband in the doorway of Cassidy's bedroom.
" It sure is and it does to me too Marlene! Best decision we ever made sending Cassidy away to that boot camp in the first place!", Mr. Rocksteady happily cried in a low register as he gently grabbed his wife's hand and squeezed it.
" Oh surely 100%! Our daughter is no longer a rage and hate filled firecracker waiting to explode, she's a sweet respectful angel now that we've always wanted her to be in the first place ever since we first had our son after having her!", Mrs. Rocksteady happily cried in a low register as she then kissed her husband on the lips before they headed to bed themselves leaving their two happy teenage children alone sleeping peacefully together. Then over the next few days as Twister and Cassidy were building a sibling relationship with each other both at home and at school as well as her starting to be more friendly towards Tori, Mikey, and Meghen and making new nicer friends with other students something else happened during one weekend that Tori had never expected to happen. As she was walking through a grocery store aisle one Saturday afternoon just looking at soup can labels while her parents Delaynie and Leonard as well as her godfather Sheldon were nearby a few aisles over getting items as well a cart suddenly bumped into her that was being pushed by a beautiful middle-aged caucasian woman with dark blue eyes and blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail wearing street clothes that consisted of a blue and white horizontal striped t-shirt, a pair of dark blue skinny jeans, and a pair of white tennis shoes on her feet. There was also music playing throughout the store on the ceiling speakers which was Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield.
" Oh… hi Tori!", the woman said with a friendly smile when she looked up at her.
" Officer Travinski?!", Tori asked in shock as her eyes went wide when she saw her school resource officer standing in front of her. She had her diaper backpack hung over her shoulders as well as her locket hanging around her neck that was swinging slightly from the impact of the cart that hit her. She was also wearing the same clothes that she had on when she was dancing on her dresser in her room at home.
" Yes it's me! What are you doing here?!", Officer Travinski asked the high school student in shock.
" Running errands with my parents and my godfather. What are you doing here?", Tori asked as she blinked her eyes.
" Same here, running errands like most people do on a daily basis.", Officer Travinski said.
" Well this is quite a shock to see you here. I almost didn't recognize you because of the street clothes you're wearing.", Tori said with a smile.
" Well I'm off duty on the weekends so this is what I mostly wear anyway when I'm not working.", Officer Travinski said.
" That makes sense. So… Cassidy said that you're taking Anger Management now at the rec center every week?", Tori asked.
" Yes, I am and it's actually going pretty well for me so far. I also recently started seeing a psychiatrist who unfortunately diagnosed me with a condition called Acute Anger Control Deficiency meaning I lack the hormone that helps control anger so she ended up prescribing me this anti-rage hormonal stimulant that's supposed help control it better and keep me from lashing out again like a complete psycho jezebel and so far since I've been taking it and going through Anger Management it's actually been making me feel a lot better.", Officer Travinski said with a smile.
" Well that's at least good to hear but sucks that you're sick in a way.", Tori said.
" Yeah it does but as long as I don't let my illness completely consume me then I guess that's all that matters.", Officer Travinski said as she nodded her head.
" True.", Tori said with a giddy laugh.
" Yep. Anyway listen, I am truly very sorry for the way I acted towards you and your boyfriend Twister. I guess I just let the power of authority go to my head a little too much and I wasn't thinking clearly. And I think part of that reason is when I was around your age the same thing had happened to me which was very traumatic to say the least. I had a boyfriend just like you who I loved very much who also loved me very much and he had a sister who absolutely hated my guts like Cassidy hated yours and the female SRO at our school did the exact same thing to me and my boyfriend like I did to you and Twister. For whatever reason that whole experience just cemented into me and made me act just like her and I feel so terrible for doing that because the last thing I ever wanted to do was hurt you two.", Officer Travinski said with an apologetic sigh.
" It's ok, we forgive you for it.", Tori said.
" Well good and another thing I want you to know is I don't want you or anybody else at school to be afraid of me just because I'm sick with an anger disease, it's not my job to scare people and make them feel like they can't ever trust me. My job is to serve and protect all of the students in the school and give them valuable insight on what the real world is like out there. So anytime you or anybody else has a problem that they want to talk about please don't be afraid to come see me at my office. My door's always unlocked.", Officer Travinski said with a smile.
" You got it.", Tori said with a smile as she then walked up to Officer Travinski and embraced her to which she reciprocated back just as Delaynie, Leonard, and Sheldon entered the same aisle and ran into them.
" There you are sweetheart, what's… oh hi Officer Travinski. What are you doing here?", Delaynie asked with a smile when she noticed the Pasadena High SRO was standing there with Tori.
" Running errands like you and everyone else does nowadays Delaynie.", Officer Travinski said with a smile.
" Well this is quite a shock to see you here. Were you two just talking to each other?", Leonard asked as he pointed between the officer and his daughter.
" Yeah Dad, she ran into me and so we started talking and she said something about her taking Anger Management now and that she started seeing a psychiatrist who diagnosed her with a condition called Acute Anger Control Deficiency.", Tori said.
" Really?!", Leonard, Delaynie, and Sheldon gasped in shock as they stared at Officer Travinski with looks of concern on their faces due to the fact that they had no idea that she was actually sick.
" Yeah that's unfortunately what's going on with me. Apparently that's why I got so violently hostile and making all those egregious threats during that confrontation we had in the high school cafeteria about Tori and Twister. My mind at that moment was apparently in a state of psychosis and I didn't realize it until it was too late.", Officer Travinski said as she blinked her eyes.
" Wow, we really feel like idiots now for what we said to you in the first place.", Leonard said with a sigh.
" Yeah well please don't Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, it's not anybody's fault that this happened. I think the stress of my job is really what triggered it and I guess it was an underlying condition that I never knew I had until like I said it suddenly came out like a raging fire breathing dragon rearing its ugly head.", Officer Travinski said.
" Well are you doing something to help manage this condition?", Sheldon asked.
" Yes Dr. Sheldon Cooper, my psychiatrist prescribed me some anti-rage hormonal stimulants that are supposed to help control my anger and keep me in check. So far they're working and making me feel a lot better.", Officer Travinski said.
" Well that's great that you're doing something to help yourself. What other things have you been trying to help prevent yourself from becoming a complete homicidal rage maniac due to this serious disease that you were diagnosed with?", Delaynie asked.
" I've been hitting punching bags during moments of rage as well as using stress balls and I have been taking naps during the day whenever I had nothing else to do. So far that's been helping to keep me from losing my sh*t completely as well which is a very good thing because with the way I acted towards you three, your daughter/goddaughter, and her boyfriend in the first place I could have killed somebody, especially if Cassidy hadn't done what she did to you Dr. Sheldon Cooper in the first place even though that was uncalled for too so in a way I think she saved me from going completely postal.", Officer Travinski said.
" True.", Delaynie, Leonard, and Sheldon said simultaneously.
" My god… I am so stupid! Ugh, I can't believe I would make such an egregious threat to throw this thing in the garbage like yesterday's trash in the first place. This is very beautiful locket that Twister gave you Tori.", Officer Travinski hissed in regret as she gently lifted Tori's locket that was hanging around Tori's neck with her hand, fingering it around slightly as she looked at it for a moment before she let go of it.
" Yeah, like I said it's special. It's got a picture of us inside of it when we had our first kiss. It also says my name on the front of the locket and on the back it says Guardians, now and forever. Love, Twister.", Tori said with a smile.
" Well then that boy must really be something special to you if he's saying things like that, despite your medical condition too that most people would probably find embarrassing.", Officer Travinski said with a smile.
" He is, that's why I love him so much. He told me that every time he looks at me he sees nothing but a very sweet girl with a beautiful personality behind it all. He also said I make him feel like he's the luckiest guy in the world because of it.", Tori said with a smile as she nodded her head and looked at her locket again like she had been doing every so often since the day her boyfriend gave it to her in the first place.
" Well that really is precious and another thing I want to ask you is, what was up with all of that Guardians of The Galaxy stuff that you, Twister, Mikey, and Meghen were throwing in my face during that heated confrontation we had in the cafeteria about? Are the 4 of you fans of that stuff?", Officer Travinski asked as she looked at Tori.
" Yeah we're huge Guardians of The Galaxy fans. It's been that way ever since we first started watching all the Marvel Studios films that were released that included them in it. We got so hooked on it that we eventually even started calling our social group The Guardians too even though we look nothing like them, which by the way was Meghen's idea to call it that in the first place.", Tori said as she nodded her head.
" Well then I guess that explains the tattoos that I recently noticed on the top of each of your wrists. Who's idea was it to get those?", Officer Travinski asked.
" It was Mikey's. She's the one who brought the conversation up about that the day before our big confrontation about mine and Twister's relationship to which we thought was the sickest idea ever so after we got permission from our parents we ended up getting them while Cassidy was away at boot camp.", Tori said.
" What a sweet gesture.", Officer Travinski said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder. Their conversation continued for a few minutes before they all resumed running their errands. Then later that evening Officer Travinski decided to join everyone in the 4A living room to sincerely apologize to the rest of them for the way she acted during their confrontation and explained what had happened to cause that to which they immediately became sympathetic to which eventually led to them all to becoming friends with each other after Penny told her that no matter what should happen they wouldn't be going anywhere and that they were going to stand by her, fighting whatever demons these were going on in her head along with her which made her feel very appreciative and feel like she was worthy of having friends despite her illness.
" Alright you three out now!", Delaynie exclaimed one prevening as she was ushering Leonard, Sheldon, and Tori out the door with some of their belongings.
" For god sakes Delaynie what is this?! Why are you kicking us out right now all of a sudden?!", Leonard interjected as he stared at his wife.
" Yes good Lord woman, what are you doing?! Are you having some secret party that we don't know about or something?! Because if you are then that's a huge violation of The Roommate Agreement to which I do not appreciate at all!", Sheldon interjected at his friend with narrowed eyes as he was pulling on his dark blue windbreaker over his red Flash shirt and khakis.
" Excuse me but that's only for me to know! Now get out Sheldon and Leonard! Vamoose!", Delaynie exclaimed as she kept trying to shoo them out the door with her hands.
" Aww come on Mom this is insane! Just tell us what is going on here! What is this?!", Tori interjected as she rolled her eyes at her mother while gripping the straps of her diaper backpack that was draped over her shoulders.
" Again that's only for me to know! Now get out Tori, go! Why don't you just go stay the night at Mikey's and hang out with her, Meghen, and Twister! And then why don't you two go to the Science Center and then stay the night at Raj's to hang out with him, Howard, and Stuart!", Delaynie exclaimed as she pointed at her daughter and then at her husband and their friend.
" Yeah but why are you doing this Delaynie?! Please explain what the hell this is and what the meaning of this is now before you get a strike for withholding suspicious information!", Sheldon scolded as he was pointing his finger at the floor.
" Again for the last time you don't need to know what I'm up to! Now please get out Sheldon Cooper! You, my husband, and my daughter please go! I will see the three of you tomorrow! Right now I just want to have the apartment to myself for the night! Now get, scram!", Delaynie exclaimed as she shooed her hands at them again to get them to go away.
" Fine, whatever honey! Come on, let's go!", Leonard hissed with a sigh as he stormed out the door with his belongings, taking his car keys out of his pocket.
" Alright if you insist but that's strike one woman for whatever this is you're doing!", Sheldon hissed as he pointed at her before he walked out as well with his stuff too.
" Ugh!", Tori hissed as she left as well with her stuff too, pulling out her car keys to drive herself to Mikey's after she texted her saying that she was coming over. Once all three of them were gone Delaynie then slammed the door shut, pressing her back against the door looking up at the ceiling as she exclaimed with a smile, " Yes! Finally, ha ha!" before she did a little football victory dance and exclaimed with a smirky smile, " Oh ladies, you can come out now! They're gone!"
" Oh thank god bitch! I was about ready to pass out from a lack of oxygen here!", Penny suddenly exclaimed with a breath of air as she popped up from behind the kitchen island with Amy and Bernadette doing the same thing, standing next to her.
" Same here bestie!", Amy gasped as she slapped her hand on the counter.
" Well I wasn't really paying that much attention to that!", Bernadette exclaimed as she tossed her purse on the floor behind her.
" Whatever that means that you just said Bernadette! Let's kick this secret women only sleepover up gals, yeah!", Danica suddenly exclaimed when she came barging out of the hallway closet, clapping and throwing her hands in the air.
" Crazy time is what I say! Let's get it! Wooo!", Zoey exclaimed when she came barging out of the bathroom, shaking her head around letting her straight light brown hair fly all over the place.
" Oh fuck Zoey did you really have to say that right now?!", Officer Travinski exclaimed when she shoved open the door to the game closet and stepped out to meet up with the other women in the center of the living room. She was wearing the same outfit that she wore at the grocery store.
" Well yeah Officer Travinski because this is a sleepover that my sister just invited us to! All bets are off!", Zoey laughed.
" Hell yeah they are Zoey! Let's pump up some tunes like a bunch of teenage girls and get this party started!", Penny exclaimed as she smacked her hands together.
" Yeah! Woooo!", Delaynie, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Danica, Zoey, and Officer Travinski exclaimed as they then moved all the furniture out of the way which included Sheldon and Leonard's desks as well as their numerous whiteboards and turned on the stereo, letting the song Funky Little Beat by Connie fill the air in somewhat of a loud thumping bass sound as they began dancing around living room like a bunch of wild teenage girls just screaming and laughing it up with each other as if they were at a nightclub.
" This is awesome! No a**hole men here including Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper telling us what to do for a whole night!", Bernadette exclaimed as she was shaking her hips all over the place to the beat of the music.
" You got that right! The boys and my daughter are away so the ladies get to play!", Delaynie exclaimed as she was doing the same thing.
" Oh yeah Delaynie Ariel Konnerack-Hofstadter, that's what's up right now! Out of my way witches! I'm coming through!", Officer Travinski exclaimed as she was repeatedly bumping her hip into Amy.
" That's what we're talking about! Get it Officer April Shelby Travinski!", Amy exclaimed at the female Pasadena High SRO as she was shaking it all over the place too.
" Yeah, shake it baby! Shake it!", Penny exclaimed as she was smacking her hands together and shaking her hips, bumping into Zoey.
" Oh shut up Penny! You don't know what you're talking about!", Danica laughed as she was twisting around like a tornado.
" Neither do you Danica Lynn McHanson! You shut up!", Penny laughed.
" Both of you shut up before I slap you! This is ridiculous!", Zoey laughed as she was dancing in a tight circle shaking her fist around like a cowboy lasso above her head.
" Zoey Kelly Konnerack!", Penny, Delaynie, Bernadette, Amy, Danica, and Officer Travinski laughed as they kept dancing around screaming and laughing like teenage girls at a music concert over the music playing on the stereo.
" Best secret party you've ever thrown in your life Delaynie! This rocks!", Bernadette exclaimed.
" You bet it does Bernadette! Screw Sheldon and The Roommate Agreement right now! What's he going to do?! Kick me, Leonard, and Tori out for this sh*t?! I don't think so!", Delaynie laughed.
" Exactly! Go to hell Dr. Whackadoodle is what I say! You got nothing on us! Tornado!", Penny exclaimed as she started twisting around like a tornado too with the other women doing the same while still screaming and laughing it up with each other over the music. But as they were doing so Zoey accidentally hit Officer Travinski a certain way making her suddenly shout in anger in Zoey's face, " What was that for?!" making them all stop for a bit.
" I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! Chill out sister!", Zoey shrieked as she held her hands up in front of her.
" Ok. Geez Louise, what is wrong with me?", Officer Travinski said with a sigh as she pressed her hand against her forehead.
" It's alright, it's not your fault. It was just a rage episode. Is your medication starting to wear off again?", Delaynie asked.
" Yeah I think so Delaynie, hold on one second. I'll be right back.", Officer Travinski said as she excused herself to go take her medication again before she came back and they resumed their dancing, screaming, and laughing as if nothing ever happened in the first place. Meanwhile at the Science Center as Sheldon and Leonard were walking around looking at various trinkets and doohickies the two physicists began to wonder what was going on at home and about why Delaynie was so adamant on making them and Tori leave for the night.
" Something seems very suspicious here Leonard. What do you think Delaynie could be hiding at home right now that she doesn't want you, Tori, and I to know about?", Sheldon asked in suspicion as he suddenly stopped walking and looked at his roommate/best friend as he was looking at some information plastered on the wall next to them.
" I don't know Sheldon but I'm getting curious about what my wife could possibly be up to as well. Hold on one second, I'm going to call her and find out whatever ridiculous deal this is at the moment.", Leonard said with a sigh as he then pulled his phone out of the pocket of his gray and black hoodie jacket that he had on over his green recycling logo t-shirt and brown slacks to call his wife as a last ditch effort to find out what she was up to.
" Fair enough to me my good man.", Sheldon said as he rotated his head before he looked at his wristwatch for a brief moment.
Apartment 4A…
Ring ring ring!
" Buzzsaws! You guys shut up for a moment, it's Leonard!", Delaynie suddenly interjected at her sister and their lady friends over the music when she looked at her phone screen and saw her husband's caller ID displayed across the top which instantly made all the other women stop what they were doing and shut their mouths just as Delaynie quickly paused the music to answer her phone asking with a sigh, " Hi Leonard, what is it now?"
" Not much Delaynie, Sheldon and I are still walking around the Science Center at the moment like you told us to do before you kicked us and our daughter out for the night. What are you doing right now? Can you please just explain what this is before I get all pissed off and start screaming about complete ridiculous nonsense like Sheldon does to me every single day that I have to drive him and myself to work to which annoys the hell out of me at times?!", Leonard asked as he pushed his glasses up on his face while holding his phone against his ear, trying to listen in real good to see if he could hear anybody else talking in the background on the other end of the phone.
" What is she doing?!", Sheldon whispered into Leonard's ear in a low hiss as he was trying to listen in too.
" That's what I'm listening in for right now! Just shut the hell up whackadoodle!", Leonard hissed back in his face in a low tone making him back up a bit and shut his mouth before he put his phone back to his ear to listen to what his wife had to say next.
" Honey I already told you, Sheldon, and Tori about what it is I'm doing! I'm just having a nice quiet evening here to myself for the night! Look just continue to have fun with Sheldon and I'll see you two and Tori tomorrow! Got to go now, bye Leonard!", Delaynie exclaimed as her sister and their lady friends stood nearby with smirks on their faces while trying really hard not to laugh before they instantly all busted out laughing just as soon as Delaynie hung up the phone on her husband and resumed their party with each other once she turned the music back on making them all start singing at the top of their voices, " Rocking in the streets! To this funky beat!" while they were dancing around, screaming and laughing it up in amusement just bumping hips into each other and twisting around like tornadoes as if they were having the time of their life.
" No wait, Delaynie?! Fuck, she hung up on me! Can you believe this crap?!", Leonard hissed as he stuffed his phone back in his pocket and stared at Sheldon who stood there looking like he was at a loss for words about what just happened.
" Not really but you know what we are so catching her in the act of debauchery right this minute even if it kills us because this is just outrageously ridiculous! Come on, let's go!", Sheldon hissed as he started storming away with a pissed off and suspicious look on his face when he realized that something was definitely up that he was going to find out about no matter what anybody said about it whatsoever.
" Wait, what?! Catch her in the act of debauchery?! Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper we are not going to spy on my wife! That's a complete violation of privacy to which I'm going to immediately get thrown in the doghouse for if I go through with this and get called the worst husband and father in the world which is something I don't ever want to be called in the first place! Are you insane?!", Leonard hissed at him.
" No I am not insane, my mother had me tested and you know what doghouse my a** Dr. Leonard Leaky Hofstadter! This sh*t that Delaynie is currently doing to us right now is obnoxiously absurd and I'm not going to put up with it! That woman is really messing with the bull now so she's going to get the horns whether she likes it or not! So let's go, we're going to Raj's now!", Sheldon hissed as he kept storming away.
" Excuse me mister but we are not going to get Raj, Howard, and Stuart involved in this nonsense too! This is ridiculous and now you're just really not making sense just like it didn't make sense at first when my daughter Tori started dating her boyfriend Twister Alakay Rocksteady!", Leonard hissed in the theoretical physicist's direction as he rolled his eyes and flicked his hands around.
" Yeah well at this point I don't care! Come on Leonard, we're going!", came the response interjected back at the experimental physicist who just stood there continuing to roll his eyes and hiss in frustration.
" Sheldon!", Leonard hissed clenching his fists at his sides.
" LEONARD!"
" Alright fine, you win! Whatever you say you lunatic! For god sakes I can't believe I'm doing this shit to my own wife right now! Gahhh somebody just kill me please before I end up kicking someone's ass for this crap!", Leonard hissed as he threw his head back before he reluctantly stormed out the door after Sheldon, taking his car keys out again so that he could drive the two of them to Raj's apartment.
" I so hate your face right now for this Sheldon!", Leonard hissed at his best friend as he was reluctantly driving himself, Sheldon, Raj, Stuart, and Howard back to the apartment complex moments later after the two of them picked the other three men up from Raj's apartment.
" Excuse me but why would you say that Leonard?!", Sheldon shrieked as he stared at him from the passenger seat next to him while Howard, Raj, and Stuart were sitting in the back seat behind them.
" Because you're making me step over my wife's boundaries just to find out what she's up to behind our backs and I don't appreciate it! This is not the kind of thing that a good husband and father does to his own wife that he loves! It's deceitful, wrong, and it goes against everything I said in my vows to her when we got married in the first place!", Leonard hissed as he tapped his hands slightly on the steering wheel causing his wedding band on his finger to make a slight thump sound as it hit the hard surface of it.
" Yeah well you're not the only one here that's stepping over his wife's boundaries dude! I'm doing it to Bernadette too, because she kicked me out too before she just left without telling me where she was going as well!", Howard interjected into the conversation from the back seat.
" Exactly and you know what while we're still on the subject of stepping over our significant other's boundaries, you're probably doing the same thing to Amy right now and don't even realize it too Sheldon!", Leonard hissed.
" Oh please, that's completely preposterous! Amy would never participate in that kind of debauchery that your wife is currently participating in at the moment because if she did then that would be a complete violation of our Relationship Agreement to which I would not appreciate whatsoever either!", Sheldon shot back.
" Really dude? You actually told Amy that?", Raj asked in shock as he stared at his friend.
" Well not just told her Raj I also wrote it up in the agreement too and she signed it without any hesitation at all.", Sheldon said as he leaned back in the seat with his hands on his thighs.
" Well maybe she didn't even know what it was that she was signing in the first place which when you really think about it that happens quite a lot whenever any kind of contract is thrown in your face unexpectedly only giving you a few seconds to skim through the whole thing.", Stuart butted in.
" True Stuart.", Leonard, Raj, and Howard said simultaneously.
" Well I don't know what it is you're so upset about right now! You were the one who said that you wanted to find out what she was doing too and let me tell you that's a hard road to hoe!", Sheldon shot back as he rolled his eyes.
" Yeah I know I said that buddy but I didn't mean that I wanted to completely violate my wife's privacy and trust! I never did anything like this to her before when we were growing up together and I certainly don't want to start doing it now, especially because I don't want to be teaching my daughter to not trust people and to not respect their personal space! That's just wrong and inconsiderate!", Leonard hissed.
" Well too bad, you're already a part of it anyway whether you like it or not. As of right now this sh*t's going down like a Texas Rodeo.", Sheldon said as he was fiddling with one of the cuffs of his windbreaker.
" Alright you know what fine, A squared plus B squared equals you owe me for this you idiot!", Leonard hissed.
" Oh please what the hell do I owe you for this crap?!", Sheldon hissed.
" Ok, sometime tomorrow when you and I get home from Raj's apartment and Tori gets home from Mikey's house you're going to change her diaper this time because I already did it like 4 times today while my wife was out earlier today doing god knows what!", Leonard hissed.
" Excuse me but I did that last week while Delaynie was at work and you were picking something up at the university! I even made her take a nap because she was giving me a whole bunch of attitude about it at the time which was something I didn't appreciate in the first place!", Sheldon hissed.
" Yeah well I don't care whackadoodle! You're doing it again anyway because it's what you get for making me do something that I don't want to be doing in the first place! So suck it up and deal with it before I send your a** up an inclined plane and make you eat a faceful of drywall after your head goes busting through it! Oh and I should also mention that Tori's going to have her friend Meghen over too!", Leonard hissed.
" Boy you just love to torture me don't you Hofstadter?!", Sheldon interjected as he stared at him.
" Only when you act like a complete nutcase and annoy the hell out of me, then I do!", Leonard hissed.
" Is that supposed to mean something?!", Sheldon shot back.
" Sheldon!", Leonard hissed.
" Alright, fine! I'll change her diaper but don't get mad at me if she starts fighting against me again and I have to use whatever means necessary to get her to cooperate with me! This was not my idea in the first place, this was all you! So I'm only this because I don't want to get my head busted up and end up mentally retarded for the rest of my life! I'm a respected scientist with an IQ of 187 for god's sake!", Sheldon hissed with a sigh as he then pointed his finger at Leonard like a drill sargeant.
" Yeah well I have an IQ of 173 and I say you're going to do whatever the hell I tell you to do whether you want to or not!", Leonard hissed.
" Excuse me but I'm the one who tells you what to do! I was the one who established The Roommate Agreement to begin with to which your wife Delaynie is violating by what she's doing right now!", Sheldon shot back.
" Oh screw The Roommate Agreement! How many times do I have to keep telling you to quit throwing that in my face?! It's really getting old!", Leonard hissed as he put his turn signal on while sitting at a red light.
" And how many times have I had to tell you that you don't screw The Roommate Agreement?! It screws you!", Sheldon hissed.
" Shut up!", Leonard hissed as he then turned onto North Los Robles Avenue when the light turned the green and continued on driving down it to get to the apartment complex where they lived to find out what Delaynie was hiding in the first place.
Mikey's house…
" Oh yeah jackoes, it's so going down now! I'm about to break the world record for jumping an entire case of stairs in less than two seconds!", Mikey exclaimed as she stood on a green plastic garbage can top with bare feet at the top of the staircase with her friends standing next to her while Twister was holding his phone in his hand to record video with it as Mikey's iPod was blasting the song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC.
" Oh yeah, Guardians fun time is what we say right now! Let's get it Mikey!", Tori, Twister, and Meghen exclaimed as Twister was about to press the record button on his phone.
" Ok you asked for it chumps, this one's going to the grave! T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Blastoff!", Mikey exclaimed as she backed up a bit and made a running start before she launched herself in the air off the top step as her friends were screaming, " Yeah!" with Twister recording video by that point just as Mikey's father Mr. Nathaniel Buster Jameson started walking up the stairs shouting at his daughter, " Mikey Techna Jameson!" which made her scream as she suddenly crash landed right into him causing an instant barrage of amused laughter among the three other teens at the top of the stairs who were smacking hands with each other after Twister stopped the video recording while the music was still playing from Mikey's iPod.
" Oh hey Dad, how's it going?!", Mikey laughed as she got back up and looked at her father who was standing there with his arms crossed and a disappointed look on his face.
" You very well know how it's going young lady! What the hell do you think you're doing with your friends Tori, Meghen, and Twister?! How many times have your mother and I told you not to garbage can top surf in the house?!", Mr. Jameson scolded his daughter as he narrowed his eyes at her.
" I don't know, maybe about 4,000 times but that's not the point!", Mikey laughed as she tossed her hair over her shoulder.
" Nice burn Mikey!", Twister laughed as he was still smacking hands with his girlfriend and their friend at the top of the stairs.
" Thanks Twister!", Mikey laughed.
" Ok firstly Twister you shut your mouth because that was entirely inappropriate what you just said and secondly, exactly Mikey so stop doing it! I realize this is fun to you because you're a teenage girl with a social life but somebody's going to get hurt in this house if they're not careful and the last thing we want is to end up in the hospital ER with broken bones or other serious injuries all because you and your friends decided to fool around like rebel clowns in the first place!", Mr. Jameson scolded.
" Yeah we know that Dad but what do you expect?! It's teenage rebellion! You and Mom were probably doing the same thing too when you were around my age so how is this any different?!", Mikey laughed.
" Excuse me but one more outburst like that and you're grounded young lady! You got that?!", Mr. Jameson scolded his daughter.
" Ok fine, we'll stop! Did you get that on video Twister?!", Mikey exclaimed up the stairs at her friend.
" Sure did Mikey! It was super sick!", Twister exclaimed as he put his phone away.
" Awesome! That is so going on Facebook ASAP for potential viral views!", Mikey exclaimed.
" True that it is bestie!", Tori laughed as she was having a playful slap fight with Meghen. She still had her diaper backpack hanging over her shoulders as well.
" Will the 4 of you idiots just shut your mouths up there?! I'm trying to play my games down here and this is really annoying!"
" Justin Travis Jameson leave your sister Mikey and her friends alone! They're not doing anything to hurt you in any way! They're just having a sleepover and hanging out with each other just like you do with all of your friends all the time every single day!", Mrs. Sabrina June Jameson's voice scolded her son from the kitchen downstairs.
" Yeah you pigheaded morron! Why don't you back off, get a life, and quit yelling at people because you're nothing but an annoying sack of waffles!", Mikey interjected back down the stairs at her brother before she busted out laughing with her friends at what she just said.
" Oh nice one Mikey! I was going to say that to your brother first!", Meghen laughed as she tossed her jet black braids over her shoulders.
" Thanks Meghen but I beat you to it! Sorry!", Mikey laughed.
" Ok that's enough! We're not going to have any name calling in this house! It's disrespectful, rude, and that's not how we raised you to be!", Mr. Jameson scolded as the song on Mikey's iPod changed to the song Around The World by ATC.
" Ok we won't do that anymore either Dad! Geez Louise!", Mikey laughed.
" Good because if you do then you're getting your butt paddled and I'm pretty sure you don't want that happening in front of your friends!", Mr. Jameson scolded.
" You're right I don't! That's so embarrassing!", Mikey laughed as she shook her head at her father.
" Exactly! Now give me the garbage can top please!", Mr. Jameson scolded as he held his hand out to take the garbage can top away from his daughter.
" Fine, here!", Mikey interjected with a sigh as she handed it over to her father.
" Thank you! You can hang out and have fun with your friends but please don't do anything stupid and dangerous! We don't want the cops being called here for a neighborhood disturbance and plus you don't want to do anything that's going to cause an asthma attack for your best friend Tori and end up freaking out her parents Delaynie and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter because that won't be good for any of us!", Mr. Jameson scolded.
" True chiz that won't! Not to mention Tori wears diapers because of her asthma anyway too!", Mikey laughed causing more laughter again from her friends.
" Exactly! Now chill out please or tomorrow afternoon you're going to be in your bed taking a nap because you obviously need one at the moment! Don't make me or your mother come back up here unless if it's to take care of Tori's medical needs!", Mr. Jameson scolded before he headed back downstairs, taking the trash can top with him so that he could put it back in the garage where Mikey got it from in the first place.
" Buzzkill!", Mikey laughed under her breath as her friends kept laughing as well making her father scold her again from downstairs, " Mikey!"
" Sorry Dad!", Mikey laughed as she went to go do something else with her friends while listening to her iPod.
2311 North Los Robles Avenue…
" Alright this is it gentlemen, I'm going up first!", Sheldon hissed in a low register under his breath as the 5 men stood outside on the concrete next to the brick wall of the building leading up to the 4th floor while Raj and Howard gave Sheldon a boost up with their hands so that he could begin scaling the wall.
" Oh come on, this is stupid Sheldon! Why can't we just walk up the stairs inside and look in from the peephole in the hallway?!", Leonard hissed in a low register as he rolled his eyes.
" Because that thing is so tiny Leonard! No one can see a big clear picture through that so we're going to scale this wall and look in the window instead! This is a violation and we're going to catch it in the act whether you want to or not!", Sheldon hissed in a low tone as he started scaling the wall.
" Yeah well I still say this is a bad idea spying on my wife! Come on let's just go back to Raj's apartment and forget about this! We don't need to be doing this sh*t, especially while my daughter Tori is over at her best friend Mikey Jameson's house!", Leonard hissed in a low tone.
" Yeah well I don't know about you but I wouldn't mind peeking in the windows for a few just to see what's going on. Raj?", Howard said as he looked at Raj who was standing next to him.
" Oh what the hell dude, let's go. You too Stuart, come on.", Raj said as him and Howard started following Sheldon up the wall like ninjas breaking into a facility to steal something.
" Ok, whatever you idiots say.", Stuart said as he started following them too leaving Leonard just standing there looking completely dumbfounded and frustrated that his friends weren't respecting his wishes to leave his wife alone.
" Oh come on you guys! Ugh, fine, f*ck you idiots! Delaynie is so going to kill me for this crap and Sheldon you are so owing me that diaper change for Tori tomorrow because I'm not going to put up with this dishonesty!", Leonard hissed under his breath as he reluctantly began climbing the wall as well.
" Whatever and I knew it! I knew there was something suspicious going on with that woman the moment she kicked us out tonight! She's throwing a party without us! Violation violation and… oh no! I don't believe this! Amy's here too! How dare she do that to me! That's another violation! Good Lord what is this crap?!", Sheldon hissed under his breath as he gasped in horror when he peeked his head up through the 4th floor window along with the other men doing the same to see that his girlfriend was indeed taking part in this debauchery that Delaynie was throwing around as a secret party with all the women that she invited.
*thumping bass music of the Funky Little Beat song booming out along with screaming and laughing women voices as they were dancing around bumping hips into each other*
" Out of my way girlfriends! This is so going down in here like a Little House On The Prairie episode!"
" Hell yeah it is Fowler and it's also going down like I'll tell you what I want what I really really want!"
" True that sister!"
" I told you she was you idiot but did you listen to me?! No!", Leonard hissed under his breath as he was gripping the ledge right next to Sheldon watching the scene that was going on in the apartment while being careful not to attract the attention of his wife as well as the other women who had no idea that they were even there spying on them in the first place.
" Yeah well you're not the only ones here who have significant others here Sheldon and Leonard! Bernadette's here too just flaunting herself around like a lawn mower running over a cat! Son of a bi*ch!", Howard hissed under his breath as he looked at what his wife was doing.
" And Penny, look you guys!", Stuart hissed under his breath as he pointed at Penny while trying not to let go of the ledge having himself go crashing to the ground and giving themselves away as they all looked at her too.
" Get it bitches! Junior Rodeo time!"
" Oh yeah Penny, that's what's up! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
" Yeah and look at this, there's Delaynie's sister Zoey and Danica and holy crap is that Officer Travinski?! She's here too?! There really is a whole party here! I can't believe Delaynie did that to us! What kind of sucky friend crap is this?!", Raj hissed under his breath as he pointed Zoey, Danica, and Officer Travinski too while trying not to let himself fall as well.
" Eat my a** here people including you too Principal Kutchman even I love you as a good coworker friend!"
" Oh yeah, shake it Officer Travinski! That's what's up woman!"
" Yeah well can we all please just get out of here now before somebody gets… holy shit, you guys get down! It's my wife!", Leonard hissed under his breath before he suddenly gasped and ducked his head below the window making the other 4 men do the same just as Delaynie suddenly came to the window and threw it open, screaming out in amusement as she was looking straight out of it with a smirk on her face and throwing her fingers out in front of her, " Eat these bad a** beats Pasadena! It's so going down like the Darkside in here!" before she shut the window and rejoined the other women in the middle of the living room, still completely unaware that her husband and their guy friends were hanging there below the window outside.
" Oh man that was a close one! I thought she was going to catch us there for a second!", Howard hissed under his breath as they popped their heads back up to continue watching Delaynie's secret debauchery party that she was throwing with the women without them.
" Same here dude! Man Delaynie is going to be in so much trouble for this!", Raj hissed under his breath.
" She's already in trouble for these ridiculous pending nuptials she's commencing in the first place you idiot, same with Amy and Bernadette too! I can expect this kind of behavior from Penny but certainly not those two! Those three are so going to get the horns later for this insanity and while we're on the subject of that I might as well give Penny, Zoey, Danica, and Officer Travinski the same treatment as well because this is just totally obnoxious!", Sheldon hissed under his breath.
" Um you might not want to do that to Officer Travinski dude. She may have another sudden episode of sub-psychotic rage and just shout in your face for it because of her anger illness that she was recently diagnosed with by her psychiatrist that she's been seeing in addition to her taking Anger Management.", Howard said in a low tone.
" Yeah well at this point she can yell at me all she wants Wolowitz because we already know what's going on with that perticular windmill. As long as that medication she's taking keeps her anger stablized to the point of it not being as severe, we know she's not going to hurt us.", Sheldon hissed under his breath.
" Ok well we will all discuss this about Officer Travinski later back at Raj's apartment! Let's get out of here now you guys! I don't want to get caught invading my wife Delaynie's privacy and then her getting pissed at me, calling me a whole bunch of things I don't want to hear to begin with!", Leonard hissed under his breath as he started climbing back down the wall.
" Alright, fine Leonard! Let's go you guys!", Howard hissed under his breath as he started following him making the other three follow suit even though Sheldon still wanted to keep watching.
Mikey's house…
" Hey you guys I'm back! What did I miss?!", Tori exclaimed with a smile when she re-entered Mikey's bedroom to rejoin her, Meghen , and Twister who were just laying on Mikey's bed together just talking and listening to music on Mikey's iPod, taking her diaper backpack off and setting it down after Mrs. Jameson just changed her diaper in the bathroom.
" Not much Tori except you just missed Meghen taking a complete wipeout off my bed a second ago, hitting her butt on the floor while my mom was changing your diaper in the bathroom!", Mikey laughed as she was sitting cross legged on her bed brushing her hair out of her face with her fingers while her iPod was playing the song SOS by Rihanna.
" Yeah it's totally true babe! It was absolutely hilarious!", Twister laughed as he was sitting next to her texting his sister Cassidy asking her how her night was going so far with her new group of friends hanging out with her at their house.
" Oh for god sakes, really?! Meghen?!", Tori exclaimed as she started laughing too while staring at Meghen and rolling her eyes at her before she threw herself on the bed as well in between her friends and her boyfriend.
" I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault Tori! I didn't realize I was sitting that close to the edge of Mikey's bed in the first place! I was completely tuned out listening to the music!", Meghen laughed as she threw her braids over her shoulders and grabbed a throw pillow to hold it in her lap.
" Well then that explains it because this is actually a pretty catchy song that's playing right now!", Tori laughed as she threw her head back and put her hand on her chest.
" True chiz it is! It's fire!", Mikey laughed as she suddenly started singing the words, " SOS please, someone help me! It's not healthy, for me to feel this way! Oh you are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right!" along with Tori, Meghen, and Twister doing the same thing in each other's faces as they were bopping around on the bed to the beat of the music and nodding their heads to it with amused smiles on their faces causing Tori's diaper covered up by her shorts to make slight repetitive crinkling sounds as she was doing so.
" You guys are the greatest friends and boyfriend I've ever had in my life! The fact that my embarrassing condition doesn't bother you guys at all just makes me so happy that I don't have to deal with this alone!", Tori said with a smile.
" Of course bestie, nobody's perfect! We all at least have something going on with us to have to deal with every single day, embarrassing or not!", Mikey said with a genuine smile as she put a hand on her shoulder.
" That's so true! To us you're the coolest girl we've ever met and we absolutely love hanging out with you every single day despite what you're going through! We don't care what anybody says about us, at all! They can just go to the trash heap for all we care for disrespecting all 4 of us in the first place! Guardians forever!", Meghen laughed as she playfully slapped Tori on the shoulder, giving her the same smile that Mikey did to show her that she completely meant what she said.
" Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about! Nice one dude!", Twister laughed as he smacked hands with Meghen after he set his phone down for a second.
" Thanks Twister!", Meghen laughed.
" Come on you guys, Guardians group hug!", Mikey exclaimed as she immediately pulled all three of her friends together for a big group hug with her and with Tori sandwiched right in the middle of it.
Ding!
" Who texted Twister?", Mikey asked when they suddenly all pulled away from each other when Twister's phone dinged.
" It's Cassidy. I've been texting with her periodically asking her how her night is going with her new friends so far.", Twister said as he picked his phone back up for a moment to look at what his sister just sent him.
" Oh nice, is she having a good time?", Meghen asked.
" Yeah she's having a blast. They're currently playing Truth or Dare with each other in her room right now and one of her new friends just dared her to do something stupid which I can't really remember what she said it was but I do remember it was pretty stupid regardless!", Twister said as he was still fiddling around with his phone.
" Well that's at least good that she's building a life for herself now instead of her being a disrespectful person like she used to be when she was bullying us.", Tori said.
" True.", Meghen and Mikey said just as Twister suddenly said with a serious look on his face, " Um…" when he went into Facebook to scroll through the newsfeed to find an article that was just posted one second ago.
" What is it Twister?", Mikey suddenly asked in concern when she looked in his direction, making Tori and Meghen do the same thing.
" Ok… I'm on Facebook right now looking at an article that had just been posted one second ago and… it's something related to Officer Travinski.", Twister said in a serious monotone like voice as he was looking at the article he just found.
" Well what is it? Is it something bad?", Tori asked in concern as she stared at her boyfriend.
" Yeah it is something bad Tori.", Twister said in that same voice.
" Well how bad are we talking here?", Meghen asked in concern.
" Like seriously bad Meghen. Take a look at this you guys.", Twister said in that same voice again as he then turned his phone to show them what he was looking at making them all of them gasp in complete shock and horror saying, " Oh my god!" as they all looked at each other with dropped open mouths at what they just saw.
Apartment 4A…
Knock knock!
" Oh sh*t! Someone's here! Hide gals!", Penny shrieked as she and the other women suddenly stopped what they were doing and shut the music off before they ran to hide just as Delaynie went to the door to answer it, looking through the peephole first to see the last person that she ever would've expected to show up unannounced.
" Principal Kutchman?", Delaynie asked in shock when she answered the door to see her daughter's high school principal standing there looking like he had just seen a ghost. The other women suddenly came back out the moment they heard this because they knew they were still safe.
" Yeah, hi Delaynie… is Officer Travinski here by any chance?", Principal Kutchman asked in a serious tone.
" Yeah she's…", Delaynie said in confusion as she turned to point at her only for the SRO to interrupt by saying, " I'm here. What are you doing here?" as she stepped forward with the other women gathered around her trying to figure out what was going on.
" Ok… I have something important here to tell you that you're probably not going to like hearing and it probably might make you lose your sh*t for a moment.", Principal Kutchman said in a serious tone as he looked at her giving her a straight face which immediately meant that what he was going to say next wasn't good.
" Well out with it pal, what is it?", Officer Travinski asked in concern as she blinked her eyes.
" Your superior just died.", Principal Kutchman said with a sigh in a serious tone to which immediately made Delaynie, Amy, Bernadette, Penny, Zoey, and Danica gasped in complete shock and horror as they stared at each other with open mouths just as Officer Travinski did the same thing and shrieked, " WHAT?!" before she looked back at Principal Kutchman who was still standing there giving her a straight face and was completely silent.
Holy crap, didn't see that coming! What do you think will happen next within terms of Officer Travinski having to deal with her illness and the sudden death of her boss? Let me know in the comments. To be continued…
