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The six weeks of travel were finally at its end and they finally reach their destination : the Capital of the Cold empire, Beko
"Soβ¦ this is their Planet?" Aspara asked perplexed while looking around, the sky was an odd blue/purple color and the landscape were a mixtures of skyscrapers, weird shapes of houses mostly round and she saw that all of the aliens wandering around and going in their everyday lives had some weird long heads and all had different colors: Blue, Green, Red or even Yellow or Purple color and some who weirdly looked like Saiyans without tails and everyone was wearing their scouter, which turned her to believe that they couldn't detect ki without it, well, she also used and still use them to this day but its just to put numbers on their power-level and she still can tell very easily if she's stronger without it by just their aura and get the general reading but it will be less preciseβ¦
"Apparentlyβ¦" Komatsu raised an eyebrow as she observed her surroundings and the local species with a perplexed and semi curious look, she was a little surprised to see that someone could be soβ¦ colorful? "They certainly don't lack colors"
"They all just look plainly stupid" Said Vegeta without a care in the world, it was as if he had been forced to visit a circus and somehow got stuck in a massive crowd of clowns
"Well, let's not waste anymore time, we are awaited in the castle and I'm not sure if King Cold will be happy with us already late as he had instructed us to have a good impression, being apart of his army" Nappa commented as Vegeta just rolled his eyes, annoyed and visibly not caring about this King Cold's opinion which caused Aspara and Komatsu to chuckle in response, not surprised in the least and the King to make a sigh of exasperation but made no comment as they simply went on their way to the castle
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The Saiyan gang had arrived at the entry of the castle, heavily guarded by guards and stopped in front of them for the checkup
"We are awaited by King Cold himself to assist at his son's coronation, here is the invite we received" King Vegeta said to the guards as they took the invitation to inspect it until one of them said "Well, this is authentic so you can pass, I'm just a little surprised that King Cold invited some monkeys to the celebrβ" he immediately stopped as some sweet was starting to drop from his forehead due to the intense glare that Vegeta and Aspara sent he's way so he inhaled and continued "But if it's by the King himself I won't judge, you can pass" as he gestured towards the entrance beside them while stepping aside to let them pass
"Tch, cowards" Vegeta mumbled as he passed them with Aspara and Komatsu following closely behind, snickering at his remark as the gang finally entered the palace
As they entered the castle, she observed that the architecture in this castle was similar to theirs but with purple and white walls and ceiling and as she peaked through a glass window, she saw that they had some spider look-alike ships with giant spheres as windows and some exotic plants laying around with two bees seemingly overexcited to find some pollen as they produced strange sounds when they saw the flowers as if they were using an autotune
After walking through some hallways, they arrived in a massive room with all kinds of alien species walking around, speaking with each other and taking some⦠suspicious treats at the giant table in the center
"I bet they have one of those pig guy in their kitchen, there's no way I'm touching this" Aspara said in disgust as she looked at the food, it's as if they killed some slime alien, took their flesh and cooked it, it's even squishy for Kami's sake!
Komatsu's face also contorted in disgust as she touched the food "Yeahβ¦ I don't think I will eitherβ¦"
"So when do we leave?" Vegeta asked suddenly, not wanting to pass anymore seconds in this circus
"We have to witness the ceremony and then we can leave, King Cold will come see us during the feast so for now you can go wander but don't go and cause any fight" Nappa warned them as he turned to speak to his King and Aspara rolled her eyes and turned to her friends "Well let's go guys, we'll will try to find some eatable meat somewhereβ¦" Aspara started to comment, but as they were about to go, she decided to investigate some suspiciously loud voices coming from a nearby room but she suddenly got a dumbfounded expression on her face at the absurd and hilarious sight before her
"JEICE!"
"RECOOME!"
"GUILDO!"
"GINYU!"
"BURTER"
"AND TOGETHER WE ARE⦠WAIT NO STOP THIS IS HORRIBLE!"
Just before the dumbfounded Saiyan were 5 ridiculously dressed aliens bickering among each other while stuck in embarrassing poses as if they were in a middle of a game of twister without the board
"WE NEED TO CHANGE THE ORDER! I SUGGEST MIDGET TO TALLEST!" Exclaimed the purple alien with horns with an rather authoritative tone
"β¦Wait what midget?!" Cried the green midget who seemed to be a frog?
"Euh⦠SIR Cap'taine why not do it by ranks like Lord Frieza advised us?" The red alien then proposed with an accent that she couldn't quite place
"Mmmh⦠RECOOME AGREES!" Exclaimed dramatically the giant
"β¦I don't agree-" "WELL THEN LET'S RESTART AGAIN!" The green frog tried to speak but was interrupted by who it seemed was the chief of the band "ON MARK! AND GO-"
"Oβ¦k I think I have seen enough, as we return home, I will take a whole gallon of bleach and bang my head through a wall 9000 times and hopefully I will forget I ever saw this" Aspara mumbled as she closed the door and returned to her comrades
After this weird encounter and wandering aimlessly for a good 5 minutes, our 3 favorite Saiyans still hadn't succeeded to find some 'doesn't look like slime flesh' food, so they settled on just chilling beside a wall, as far away from the aliens as possible but than they-
β¦ : "So, the monkeys finally came, I was sure that you would stay hidden in your planet too scared to show up"
The three Saiyans turned to their left to see a⦠lizard on a mini-chair?
"Your Father asked so we came, simple as thatβ¦ wait, that's your Father right? With you being a lizard and allβ¦" Aspara said evenly but then asked her doubt, they're the same species so she assumed that they were related but she could have been wrong. After all, the three of them are Saiyans but neither are related to each other, they are only best Friends (even if neither of them will ever admit it) / comrades or children of family / friends (Aspara is the Daughter of Bardock who is best friends with King Vegeta and is friends / leader with / of Toma who is the Father of Komatsu)
"β¦Did you just call me a lizard?" The lizard demanded in a threatened tone as his eyes narrowed in a dangerous manner toward the Saiyan girl
"What? Ashamed of your species? Besides, you called us monkey so I called it payback" Komatsu said as she got a smug look
Frieza, in surprise and disbelief of being mocked so openly at his party, was about to retort and maybe kill this insubordinate monkey but as soon as his mouth opened, another voice made itself known
β¦ : "What did I hear? Ashamed of what we are, Brother?" Another voice with a deeper accent said from their right as all of them turned around and noticed the presence of another lizard but this one was taller and without horns or chair
However, at the sight of the taller lizard, the dangerous tone of the one floating in his chair disappeared and one of extreme annoyance replaced it as he turned his chair towards his 'brother' "Tch⦠Cooler, what are you doing here?! You came to annoy me again?!"
"It's simple Frieza, I wanted to spend some time with my little brotha so I searched for you! β¦And it was at this moment that I sensed some rather powerful racist vibe over here so I instantly knew you were here!" The now named Cooler replied easely as he gave his little brother a clearly fake smile that only seemed to anger the smaller lizard even more
"Can't you just go prepare yourself for the party and stop bothering me or would you rather stay naked like you are right now?" Frieza asked his brother but Cooler just shrugged and stated "Unlike you, brother, Pump Daddy C don't NEED clothes, because even without it, I'm still Cooler!" Cooler finished with a dab as she and Komatsu couldn't stop snickering
"Why⦠you⦠argh! You're impossible! I'm leaving!" Frieza exclaimed, outraged, as he turned towards Aspara and gave her a suitcase which he picked up from the inside of his chair and stated "You. Take this. It's a set of 500 scouters which will be more useful for you all than your outdated ones, it's more than enough for you right?" ⦠"Perfect! If everyone is happy then I will now take my leave"
Frieza then floated away from them and went in a familiar room with a lot of yelling
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This was DEFINITELY not his day, first of all, Dodoria steal his shower and even proposed him to join her and after he refused, he waited for almost an hour and received a call from Zarbon, who was in a middle of a breakdown because his 23nd girlfriend had left him, so he left without even showering and finally some monkeys show up at THEIR party and the female one dare to insult him back! Then finally as if this day was not trash enough, his brother also shows up and dares to insult him too! In front of the monkeys even! And the female ones even laughed at him! At least the male one was quiet
As he was about to rejoin his Father, he heard some familiar voices that he absolutely didn't want to hear at this moment
"LORD FRIEZA!" ...oh god, no this again
"There you are! I was searching for you so you could assist us for our final repetition!" Ginyu said as he bowed enthusiastically to his lordship and then proceeded to push his chair into the room before closing the door as for the next moments separating the party, we could hear the shouting continue with a sigh of exasperation surely coming from the tired lord as a last though came through his mind before he forced himself to endure their stupidity 'I should've accept her bathβ¦'
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"Welp, he's dead but hey, he deserves it" Aspara commented with a smug smile as she watch the purple alien guide Frieza into their room
"Why, who are they?" Komatsu asked her
"You'll see" Komatsu raised an eyebrow at Aspara's words as she wore a knowing look while still looking at the door that Frieza went through with a stupid grin
"Well anyway, until this idiot quit his group of buffoon, I'll rejoin my Father for the final preparation but I'll gotta say it was nice to meet 'ya girls and no Lords bullshit you can call me da- no wrong dialogue, you can just call me Cooler and I know that your thinking to yourself and I quote 'why is he so nice to us when his brother is a racist?' quite simple girls, I don't really care and m'y only interests are to annoy my brother as much as possible because I'm Cooler and a prick and secondo I like to troll people, not treating them like trash like he does 24/7 and thirdo I like your personalities so I wish for you two a good morning and party and I'll see you next time" and with this, Cooler or as he seemed to call himself Pump Daddy C left with some music that magically started in the background as soon as he started dancing and in synchro with his dance moves as he danced away and disappeared in the crowd, the music fading with him
"...that was fun, I certainly prefer this one rather than the racist, interesting dance moves, cool tricks with the music and what was the nickname again? 'Pump Daddy C?" Komatsu commented as they both snickered at the nickname "jokes aside I guess we can kinda thank him later for interfering into our conversation? I kinda have the impression that without him, Frieza would have incinerated us on the spot after the things we said" Komatsu finished with a sheepish grin as Aspara just shrugged and replied unconcerned "Eh⦠I would've died happy, I regret nothing and never in hell will I respect someone in a wheeling chair speaking shit"
"β¦Yeah you're right, that face when I called out his racism was worth it, 9000 percent!" Komatsu grinned as she and Aspara rejoined Vegeta, who apparently left some time ago because they didn't see him leave, who was with another lizard looking at us in an intrigued manner but this one was much, MUCH taller omg! She has to crack her neck to look at him! What the heck?!
"Finally! That's almost 15 minutes that we are waiting for you two! What were you doing? My son came earlier before he left again saying that you two were occupied so King Cold has already met and discussed with him, we only waited for you two" King Vegeta addressed us with a disapproving look
"Sorry King Vegeta, we just took a little more time because we discussed with his sons, well mostly with Cooler because Frieza left rather immediately as his brother came so he discussed some time with us" Komatsu explained as Aspara just nodded in approval and King Cold also made a nod but in understanding "Alright, well, I got to say your little group is rather promising and I'm interested at what you'll achieve in the future" in this note, King Cold turned around and left without much of a word
"Well, that was fast" Komatsu commented followed by another nod of agreement from Aspara as Vegeta came back from somewhere
"Hey Vegy, where were you? You disappeared when we trashed talking this Frieza guy, we thought that you would like to participate it was fun" Komatsu asked Vegeta as he rejoined them, somehow wearing an even deeper scowl then before and venom slipping from his voice "When even before coming here I had enough of all of these clowns so when the lizards showed up, I decided to head out for a while outside but some purple buffoon decided it would be funny to throw peanuts at me, and after I ki blasted his face we went on an all out fight between us but I unfortunately couldn't beat him because he was just playing with me, so no I didn't had a good day if that's what your asking"
"Well, did everyone do everything they wanted or have anything more to do?" The King asked the children but they all responded in a negative gesture "Well, that's settled then, we just have to rejoin Nappa who had to go to the toilet but didn't trust theirs to be clean so he came back to our ship, let's go" King Vegeta said as the four plus the guards walked towards the ship
"Heya guys!" Nappa exclaimed from the distance, calmly relaxing in a rocking chair in the base of their ship as he redressed himself in a sitting position "We're going already?"
"Yep" Aspara exclaimed with a pop
"Alright, then everyone aborts!" He spoke, excitement dripping from his voice as he clicked on a remote which he removed from his pocket and immediately, a door opened automatically and everyone entered the ship
"That was fun, I don't regret at all that we got invited, the giant bug from last month was fun to destroy, even if we didn't wear appropriate clothes for the battleβ¦" Aspara commented the three children walked upstairs in the direction of their rooms to chill
"I would prefer not meet any of these clowns, that party was definitely one of the worst I ever had" Vegeta simply said with a look of disgust on his face as the thought of the purple buffoon who mocked him, but a smug one rapidly replaced it in his head because when he will surpass him, he can already imagine all the things he can do to him to humiliate him before finally ending his miserable life if he's in a good mood, oooh it will be glorious!
As Vegeta continued his daydream, Komatsu just rolled her eyes "Don't be so pessimistic Vegy, Cooler seemed at least nicer and cooler than the other one, and I think that we can all agree that he's definitely more enjoyable than his racist of a brother" Aspara nodded in approval at the fact but Vegeta, coming back from his daydream, shrugged unconcerned and uninterested "I don't care if I'm pessimistic, that was the worst party of my life and I'm gonna take a small nap if I don't want to break something" and with that, he disappeared into his room
"β¦I guess we're going to the training room then? Wanna battle?" Aspara turned to her friends as Komatsu nodded as they both picked their training armor and went downstairs
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As the ship finally landed, Gine, holding a red face Raditz in her arms, landed beside her best friend Carole
"Nghhh, put me down! I don't want my Sister to see me like this!" Raditz whined and tried to wiggle away but ultimately failed as Gine not only giggled at the cute act of trying to be tough in front of his big Sister but also reinforced the hug, who caused Raditz to pout in process and as if it wasn't the worst for little Raditz, Aspara dared to snort!
It was the last straw for Raditz as he successfully freed himself and ran to Aspara as he jumped and landed a solid punch to the middle of her face! β¦Well, it would be at least a little epic if it atleast fazed her as the only reaction she had was to turn her small smug from earlier to a savage grin and just removed the dust on her cheek from his punch with one finger and crack her neck as she look down on him "I gotta say, I give you the props for the balls that you have to just ran straight to my face and punch your big Sis like this, but I'm sorry to say this but one day or another, I will wash this affront with a good punching bag session, so I warn ya, be on your guard because in the near future, I risk to demand a special training session between siblings so I suggest you to train or to at least buy a stock of bandaid because I will kick your ass" Aspara finished her warning and laughed at the scared expression of her little Brother as he slowly but surely distanced himself from her and hid himself behind their Mother
"Aspara, please be nice, and it's time to leave, we have to unpack all of your things and when we are finished, I'll invite Carole and Komatsu to do a little fishing session by the lake in three days, how's that sound?" Gine proposed as Aspara and Komatsu both nodded eagerly, they liked to eat fish! Well, meat is still better but the fishes are still great
"Wonderful! So let's not waste any time and go home so we can pack everything in your room" and with that, Aspara and Raditz in Gine's arms once again flew towards their home to unpack her stuff
