Chapter 21 - Exam Interruptions

With Lucy

Utilizing a magic similar to Hibiki Late's Archive Magic, Lucy looked over a holographic map of the island. At least the parts where everyone should be in terms of making it through the first stage of the exams. All around, Lucy could see golden dots that represent the various servants she left around who are waiting for the S Class candidates to cross them. Then there were blue dots that represented the Master and the S Class wizards like Mira and Erza. Finally there were the red dots that represented the candidates themselves.

Lucy yawned as she waited for the candidates to make it past the first test. As she could see that most of them were engaged in battles with either each other or against the S Class mages. However, she was surprised by who the lucky pair that found the easy route were.

"Good for Levy, though dealing with someone like Gajeel is going to be a pain." Lucy said knowing Gajeel was eager to fight. Her eyes then turned towards Natsu's location, "I guess Natsu is getting his wish and fighting Gildarts." she said.

"Hey, does movie actually have any fight scenes or just a boring map?" asked a voice that surprised Lucy.

"KYAHH!" Lucy screamed as she jumped up. Her shock was amplified by who snuck up on her, "Eh? BUDDHA!?" she asked.

"Sup." Buddha replied.

Guatama Siddhartha AKA Buddha - Lancer Class

Lucy was lost for words, "What? How?" she asked as she pointed at him.

"That's rude Stell', I thought I thought you better to point at people." Buddha said as he ate from a bowl of popcorn.

Lucy shook her head, "How did you get on this island?" she asked.

Buddha shrugged, "Some emo was parading around a long time ago. He's kind of an asshole, but I'm here now." he said.

"For how long? There are trials handled by the guild every year." Lucy asked.

"That's not important." Buddha answered.

"Yes it is." Lucy said while trying to stay composed.

"I'll answer when I feel like it. Also, can you put on a good movie?" Buddha asked. Lucy sighed and was interrupted before she spoke, "Also, do you have any snacks? I'm running out and Demeter keeps yelling at me to eat "Healthy" food." he complained.

"Demeter is here too?" Lucy asked with a shocked face.

"Yeah, but don't bother her. She gets upset if you accidentally walk on her spice garden or something. The old hag won't shut up about a balanced diet." Buddha explained.

Lucy sighed, "Fine, I'll get you a live feed if you promise to answer my questions." she said.

Buddha thought it over, "It's a fair deal." he said.

Lucy sighed again as she pulled out what appeared to be a stuffed moogle. Lucy then pulled out a wind up key meant for toys. As Lucy jammed the key into the moogle's back and turned it for several minutes straight. The moogle came to life and started to fly towards one of the areas Lucy commanded it to approach.

"There, the moogle has a camera for an antenna and you can watch the video there." Lucy said as the moogle started to broadcast several images.

Buddha nodded, "Good, I'm tired of Demeter's nature documentaries." he responded as the video showed Ventus and Cana's battle. "Hey it's Ven and some bikini babe. Put 20 down for me on the babe and kid." he said.

"I am not a bookie. Aren't you supposed to be a wiseman teaching everyone about peace and stuff?" Lucy asked.

Buddha sighed as he shook his head, "Stella, you need to let go of this uptight nature. I'm not going to go on about aura and all that, but if you saw it right now. You would be looking around for hours because all you would see is a pretzel." he said as he can sense the stress leaking from Lucy.

With Ventus and Cana

(Kingdom Hearts 3 OST - Hero's Fanfare)

Opening up with Freed's apparent weakness, Cana started throwing her cards. Where Freed prepared for any projectile only for the card to summon more bikini babes. All of whom started giggling as they latched onto him.

"No get off! Put some clothes on while you are at it!" Freed yelled.

"Now would be a really good time for you to go through puberty Freed. You can't be scared of bikini babes forever!" Bickslow yelled.

"You wouldn't be saying that if you were in my position!" Freed argued.

"That's because I would actually enjoying being around babes in bikinis! Then again, I would remember that I'm in a fight!" Bickslow yelled as he avoided several balls of fire.

"Pulse Bomb!" Ventus yells as he unleashes a volley of explosive projectiles.

"One bikini babe alone would be better than being shot at by a kid on a floating skateboard!" Bickslow yells as he runs away from Ventus. "We can still beat him babies! Victory Formation!" he commanded.

As the floating totem dolls grouped together and prepared to unleash whatever attack Bickslow planned. Ventus hops off of his keyblade and returns it to it's original shape. Before firing a heavy ice spell at the totems.

"Bizzaga!" Ventus yells out.

The dolls did not complete their move quickly enough as the ice interrupted their attack and broke formation. Seeing this, Bickslow had to rethink his strategy with how quick Ventus is.

"New plan, regroup babies. I need you to do the X Formation." Bickslow said as four dolls moved behind him to make an X shape.

Meanwhile, Freed finally broke free of his bikini babe imprisonment. Though he was still less than perfectly capable of fighting as Cana still reused to change her clothes. Which didn't help as Cana would not quit using the same tactic until she defeated Freed.

"What point is there in fighting like this!? I will literally give you one chance to change! This is highly inappropriate!" Freed said with frustration in his voice.

Cana smirked, "Too bad Freed, I have a lot of friends here who want to spend time with you." she said as she threw more cards.

Freed kept moving around them thinking Cana was being more serious this time. Only to find himself surrounded by more and more bikini babes. All of whom continued to trap him and restrain his movements. Leaving Bickslow to continue fighting on his own against Ventus.

"Freed, snap out of it!" Biscklow yelled.

"Hurry Cana! If we beat them now, then Evergreen will be the only member of the Laxus fan club left!" Ventus yelled.

"That is not our name! We are the Thunder…"

"Actually, Laxus Fan Club is a good name." Freed interrupted.

Bickslow face faulted, "We don't need to rebrand!" he yelled before Ventus started glowing green.

"Fever Pitch!" Ventus yelled as he started moving a lot faster.

"Hey hold up!" Bickslow yelled before he was repeatedly hit by the keyblade warrior's rapid attacks.

Causing the Mascot of the Laxus Fan Club to crash into a wall. Before Freed could attempt to break free to help his friend, Cana jumped on his shoulders and held him headlock. With Freed feeling a significant amount of pain, but not from the grapple. Rather because Cana was squishing her breasts on his head and made Freed scream from embarrassment before falling down and losing consciousness.

"That was easier than I thought." Cana said.

"Really? Vincent said he actually put up a real fight during the civil war Laxus started." Ventus said.

Cana grinned, "Whatever, we win!" she said before jumping into his arms. "Let's go partner!" she said while pointing at the exit.

"Put some pants on first!" Ventus yelled.

"Forget it, they'll slow us down. We have to make it to the next trial." Cana said as Ventus sighed.

As the two left, Biscklow slowly sat up, "I know we were supposed to throw the fight, but did you really have to be that pathetic Freed? You didn't even put up a fight." he said.

Freed lied on the ground with swirls on his eyes, 'So much… exposed skin…' he thought as he tried to regain consciousness.

As this unfolded, the moogle camera started to fly out of the cave. Before navigating itself to a new location as instructed by Lucy.

A short while later

Upon arrival of the designated location. The moogle looked down and spotted Elfman and Evergreen. The two had the luck of running into Mira who transformed into a demonic looking woman in an exposed one piece outfit. This form was clearly not just a cosmetic as Mira was able to catch Elfman's fist when he was in a complete take over transformation.

"Still too weak little brother. Come back when you prove you're ready for S Class!" Mira yelled as she tossed Elfman away.

As Eflman was casually beaten. Evergreen held injured arm while trying to come up with a strategy. When she did, she adjusted her glasses and smirked. As Mira prepared to attack Evergreen next, Evergreen quickly held up her hand.

"Hold on Mirajane, there is something important I have to say to you." Evergreen said.

"Talk." Mirajane said in a hostile voice.

Evergreen moved up to her ear, "I am pregnant with Elfman's child." she whispered.

Mirajane suddenly turned bright red as she imagined a really ugly baby that looked like a mix of Evergreen herself and Elfman. However, Mirajane snapped out of it and believed Evergreen to be a liar.

"Stop saying stupid crap!" Evergreen said before punching her in the face.

Mirajane considered herself to be a matchmaker for the guild. Often teasing and trying to get couples together. Even going as far as to help Natsu by giving him a copy of Lucy's apartment key that she somehow managed to get. Along with giving one to the rest of her team. Unfortunately, the backfired as she didn't register Lucy to have her own barrier magic that surpassed Freed's own magic. With all of this including her own knowledge of her brother, Mira is very aware that Elfman is not in a relationship with Evergreen of all people.

Not that she would approve.

As the one sided beatdown continued. None of them noticed a woman in a nun's outfit coming down the hill and arriving at the hill. The woman gave a bright smile to the three as she introduced herself.

"Hello young ones, is it not wrong to trade blows?" she asked.

"Who the heck is the nun?" Elfman asked.

"Are you one of Lucy's servants?" Mirajane asked.

The woman laughed, "I am a servant to no one but the people and one above us all. Though, there's nothing wrong with giving into certain pleasures." she replied.

"What the heck are you talking about lady?" Mirajane asked only to hear the woman giggle as her form changed.

The lovely nun appearance quickly disappeared and was replaced with a demonic woman. One that made Mirajane's Satan Soul look like a mere goblin by comparison.

"Are you asking if you would like to be better acquainted?" the woman asked as Mirajane looked nervous.

With Lucy

Buddha scratched his head in confusion, "The lady looks familiar." he said.

"That's Kiara Sessyoin!" Lucy exclaimed as Buddha spits out his popcorn in shock.

"One of the damn beasts!? I don't remember seeing her on the island!" Buddha yelled as he realized how bad the situation is now.

"This is bad, I think I need to send Orion! A grand servant is the natural enemy of the Beasts of Calamity!" Lucy said as she looked for Orion on her map.

"Bad idea, you can't rely on one servant alone." Buddha said as he continued to eat again. "That and Orion is a massive pervert. The guy will just get flirty or fall for Kiara's charms. She's the embodiment of lust remember?" he asked.

"Then I'll send in an entire squad." Lucy said as she started organizing a group to combat Kiara.

"That includes some women too." Buddha adds.

Lucy sighed, "I better get to work on buffing them then." she said.

Back at Elfman's trial

(Fairy Tail OST - Satan Soul Theme)

Now being interrupted by a rogue enemy servant, Mira focused all of her attention onto Kiara. Who in return, gazed at Mira as if she were a tasty snack. Giving the demonic nun a look of a hungry predator.

"Suppression Arts!" Mirajane yelled as her hands were engulfed in darkness.

Using her strength enhancement technique, Mirajane flew right towards Kiara. Kiara in return raised her palm and summoned several white ethereal arms to block the attacks. Mirajane naturally had the strength to destroy each arm as they tried to swat at her. Only to quickly find herself overwhelmed by the arms to the point they started pulling her down.

"Mira!" Elfman yelled as he tried to dive in after his sister.

Resulting in Elfman being restrained as well. Leaving Evergreen alone to actually focus on targeting Kiara who seemingly had no more defenses. By spreading her wings and flying, Evergreen spread out her arms and released a rain of energy needles.

"Fairy Machine Gun: Leprechaun!" Evergreen shouts.

Kiara giggled as the blasts hit their target. Being careful as to make sure Kiara would not come back right away. Evergreen continued her barrage for another minute before letting up. Only to find a large plume of smoke to block her line of sight.

'Something is odd about that woman.' Evergreen thought as she adjusted her glasses.

"Fufufu, a feisty one. I like that." Kiara said among the smoke.

Evergreen suddenly surrounded her area with golden dust, "Fairy Bomb: Gremlin!" she yells as she ignites the area surrounding her.

Resulting in another explosion that revealed Kiara who ended up skidding away from her. However, it seemed like the nun was not ready to give up just yet. Even as Elfman suddenly appeared behind her and attempted to hold her down.

"Wait your turn please, I will share my love with all of you." Kiara said before unleashing a purple beam into Elfman's face.

As Evergreen prepared to continue fighting. She found several arms grabbing all of her limbs and keeping her in place. However, Evergreen still had some mobility left and tried to take off her glasses. In hopes of at least immobilizing Kiara by turning her into stone. When suddenly, the woman appeared in front of her and grabbed her arm.

"I can't tell what your plan is, but I believe it's harmful." Kiara said as she picked up on Evergreen's plan.

Though not completely aware of what she was doing. Kiara proceeded to rip off a piece of cloth and closed her eyes. While doing her best to remove Evergreen's glasses and blindfold her. Once they were open and the job was done, Kiara laughed as Evergreen struggled in her restraints.

"I can feel it. I can feel you and all that you desire." Kiara said as she whispered into Evergreen's ear. Evergreen blushed by how close this woman was, "You want to be adored, love and recognized. Don't worry my fairy queen, I will satisfy your needs." she said.

"I'm not lesbian!" Evergreen screamed.

"Love sees beyond gender." Kiara said as she pulled Evergreen's lips towards her own.

Just as Elfman was recovering from the heavy blast to the face. The smoke cleared up and he saw his sister still restrained but now in her human from and his partner was being forced into kissing his new enemy who is his hot babe. Most men would put aside the strange sight and fight for their comrades. Sadly, Elfman is not like most men despite how much of a man he claims to be.

He decided to be like other men and pass out from a nose bleed.

"Elfman!" Mirajane yelled.

"Be patient dear, I'll get to you next. All that frustration and no satisfaction, where have you been all my life?" Kiara asked.

Mirajane screamed in terror, "Elfman get up! I don't want to be kissed by some random dominatrix woman! This is stuff Erza is into!" she screamed.

With Erza

Erza shook her head at her opponents, "You two are a disgrace. You came here unprepared and lacked the will of a warrior and expected to reach S Class." she said sounding angry. "At best, Juvia has the will of a housewife while you Lisanna, have the will of an animal groomer." She said.

Ignoring Erza's criticism, Juvia and Lisanna lied down down around the water. As Erza defeated the both of them with ease, but at least she went easy on them. As both looked like they were fighting the urge to lose consciousness. These two had the worst luck of all the S Class mage candidates and their respective partners.

"You two clean up and get ready to move. At the very least you have the decency to learn from this failure." Erza said.

"At least we tried, right Juvia?" Lisanna asked.

"Juvia will sign up with Gajeel-kun next time. We have a history of teaming up." Juvia answered as Lisanna whined.

Suddenly, the moogle appeared in front of Erza. Just as Erza prepared to grab the moogle and keep the adorable toy for herself. She heard the voice of Lucy coming out of it.

"Erza, we need your help. There's been an incident involving the trials for another pair." Lucy said.

"An incident? What kind?" Erza asked.

"A rogue servant breached the island and is… well committing unspeakable acts. I'm putting together a team to deal with it and thought…"

"Say no more Lucy, no one violates the sacred tradition of the guild! They will feel my wrath!" Erza yelled as she changed into her Black Wing Armor. "I will have their heads and execute them publicly!" she yelled.

"WAIT! I didn't even tell you where!" Lucy yelled.

"Um Lucy, can you call a medic? I can't feel my arms." Lisanna said.

"Sure, I'll just tell Nightingale…" the moogle was interrupted by a loud screeching sound.

As the speaker on the mechanical toy was suddenly hit by Nightingale who rushed at it like a runaway truck. The woman who modernized nursing already heard the plight of Lisanna and wasted no time in arriving. Moving so fast, the impact of her running into the moogle made it fly hundreds of meters into the air and out of the island.

"Hold still and take deep breaths when I tell you too. Do try to keep still and tell me where it hurts most of all." Nightingale said as she lifted up the two girls.

"My heart aches." Juvia said as Nightingale gasped. "Because I'll never impress Gray-sama for not being S Class." she said.

Nightingale sighed, "I am not that kind of doctor." she said with a frown.

"Well you're going to be busy since Mira and Gildarts probably hurting their candidates." Lisanna said.

With Natsu

Natsu had finally reached one of the goals he wanted to complete in recent events. Aside from being promoted to S Class and wanting to defeat Erza (which is pretty much an ongoing quest), Natsu wanted to fight Gildarts. While Laxus is strong and proved to be more than a cocky man child, Gildarts was the real strongest guild member and one that humbles himself. He's basically the uncle of the guild while Makarov is the grandfather.

Now, Natsu can see that he is still far behind in terms of strength. Seeing as his best feat during this entire fight was making Gildarts slide backwards with one of his heavier attacks. An entire foot at most or about 1/3 of a meter depending on who's measuring it.

"I see you have some flashy moves Natsu. I never thought you copy Erza by using all sorts off weapons." Gildarts said complimenting the new techniques.

By now, Natsu was panting and felt exhausted from using everything he had. Even when Gildarts used his Crush Magic to break Natsu into an army of chibi Natsu's. The Dragon Slayer relied on his new weapons to shoot at Gildarts as if this suddenly became a monster movie.

"Lasting this long alone does give me enough right to pass you and let you move along." Gildarts said.

"Forget that! I don't want a free pass! I want to earn it!" Natsu yelled.

Gildarts laughed at the reaction, "Of course, you never want to accept the easy path." he said. When his face suddenly turned, "Still, there's still one thing you lack and no amount of strength training will prepare you for it." he said as a white aura surrounded him.

"What the heck is that?" Natsu asked as the entire cave started to shake.

"Natsu look out!" Happy yelled as the entire cave was engulfed in Gildarts' magical aura.

"If you can't stand this Natsu. Then you might as well run now." Gildarts said.

Only to be surprised by Natsu throwing his swords up at the ceiling and creating a pure fire. The pure fire was then used as a tether to attach themselves to the swords. Keeping Natsu anchored in a way as the aura that Gildarts generated was taking a heavy toll on him.

"I know all about fear Gildarts. Sometimes, there are scary things in the world and I don't mean Erza when someone destroys her cake. Sometimes, you gotta learn to run and other times, you realize that there's no chance to run away." Natsu explained.

'Hmm, I guess Natsu was prepared after all.' Gildarts thought.

"There is good and evil and balances and stuff. So we can't prepare for what's to come but basically learn when it happens I think." Natsu said while trying to put his thoughts to words. "And lots of other wise stuff about courage. I can't remember it all, Kotomine said it too quickly." he said.

'Ramen guy gave you some wisdom?' Gildarts thought as his aura wavered.

Now he felt confused and wondered if Natsu was kidding or if somehow the strange situations he got himself into are actually terrifying.

"So keep it up Gildarts! I'm not running away because of your magical power!" Natsu yelled as he continued to hang on for dear life as the cave was ready to collapse at any point.

Only for Gildarts to stop, "Hahaha, you pass Natsu. I'm glad you realized that there's nothing wrong with feeling scared." he said proudly.

"Hey! I said I don't want a free pass!" Natsu yelled as he was still ready to fight.

"Just go already." Gildarts said as he lifted Natsu up by the scarf and tossed him outside.

"That was anti climactic." Happy said as he left the cave to follow Natsu.

With everyone else

Makarov stood at the meeting point where he saw all but three teams arrive. Juvia and Lisanna were being treated by Nightingale after their defeat by Erza's hands while Mest and Wendy were somewhere else after Loki and Gray defeated them. That left only Elfman and Evergreen as the ones missing as Lucy had yet to explain their situation or why Buddha was with them.

"So who's the weird guy?" Gray asked.

"I'm Nunya." Buddha said.

"Nunya?" Gray asked.

"Yeah, Nunya! As in None of ya business." Buddha said as he kept eating.

"Hey can I have some?" Gajeel asked only for to be swatted by Buddha's staff.

"No." Buddha replied.

"Give me!" Gajeel demanded.

"Go get your own." Buddha said as he avoided Gajeel's attempts to steal his snacks.

"Leave him alone Gajeel. This is the Buddha, but he's not charitable." Lucy said shocking everyone.

"There's no way in hell this guy is the Buddha!" Gray yelled.

Even Loki looked surprised, "Lucy, this guy is too laid back. The Buddha is supposed to be this enlightened guy who learned fulfillment and all of that stuff from thousands of years ago." he explained.

Buddha scoffed, "I did reach it and I taught it to others. It doesn't mean I live my days looking like a statue." he said.

"Isn't there a thing against hedonism? You aren't exactly setting a good example." Cana pointed out.

Buddha sighed, "I can teach you all you need to know, broad. Still, there's not homework or anything you can study. You have to find fulfillment your own way." he replied.

It was true, Buddhism doesn't rely on teaching people specific things and promise finding a path to peace or Nirvana. While a monk would be willing to share their wisdom or offer suggestions. It's up to the individual themselves to find what makes them happy and at peace. In this case, Buddha isn't going to sit and meditate while tuning out the world's existence.

That's what his Saver form is for.

"Well I for one feel excited. This man is filled with so much knowledge and experience. A lot of it being lost to time and yet to be documented again." Levy points out.

"Finally, someone appreciates me. I'll give her an autograph once Luce writes my story." Buddha said. Then speaking again before Lucy did, "I know, I know. You still have Li to write about." he said.

"I didn't even make a plan yet." Lucy said.

"I saw you make the plan." Buddha said while pointing at his eyes.

Skill: Clairvoyance Rank: B+

Buddha can predict someone's future using his vision. However, it's very ineffective against someone with no light in their soul. This often makes it difficult to fight creatures such as demons. As he uses his vision to better adjust his fighting style.

"Okay, moving along now. While it is an honor to meet the great Buddha. We still have an exam to finish." Makarov spoke up.

Only to be interrupted by a half naked Erza dragging a tied up Kiara. Kiara giggled as she was placed down on a nearby rock by an exhausted looking Erza who looked sweaty and tired.

"Hey congrats, you defeat a Beast of Calamity, Red." Buddha said.

"Who is that?" Erza asked.

"The Buddha." Lucy answered before approaching Kiara.

"Isn't he supposed to be overweight?" Erza asked.

"Yeah that's true, all the statues of you show you as some fat jolly guy." Gray said.

Buddha's eye twitched, "Okay, firstly that is not me. I'm the Buddha as I said a hundred times already, not Chinese Santa Clause. Secondly, that is the "Budai", he's based another god and some folk hero who acts like Chinese Santa." he said bluntly.

As they continued to discern Buddha's personality compared to myths and legends. Lucy was scanning over Kiara and found some odd readings. Along with earning a sad look from the lustful nun.

"Change to the other girl. She's so sweet and adorable." Kiara said.

Lucy sighed, "I'm switching with my dark half Kiara." she replied.

"Please? For me? I just want to cradle her in my arms." Kiara pleaded.

"No." Lucy said.

In the past life, as Stella contained the Throne of Heroes in her body. She developed a dark side as Kotomine said and the man mentioned having to train the girl. As all the evils within Stella and later Lucy would corrupt and damage her mind. Causing Black Lucy (Black Stella in the past) to be born. Back then, Kiara saw Stella's dark counterpart as an adorable child she spoiled. Now the nun wants to see the twisted personality roam free again.

"Also, why does your mana feel different? I'm only registering you as an Alter Ego." Lucy asked.

Kiara looked away, "I want my little niece." she said.

"Hey Luce! If you want, I can try to convince her!" Buddha yelled from a distance.

"I don't think your charms are going to work on this one." Lucy replied but did not notice a look of temptation in Kiara's eyes.

Ignoring that as well, Makarov was about to start explaining the next part of the exams. Only to be interrupted by Elfman and Evergreen who arrived with an unconscious looking Mira. Seeing as how both arrived late, had their exams interrupted and the fact that Mirajane is unconscious. That left the master with one decision.

"Since Mira is not conscious and you two made it." Makarov started to say.

Evergreen already started hugging Elfman and cried on his chest. The male Strauss sibling blushed at how close and emotional his partner became. As Evergreen thought she had been eliminated which didn't really matter since she wasn't the one eligible for S Class.

"You pass!" Makarov announced.

"YEAH! I'M A REAL MAN!" Elfman yelled. "Did you hear that Ever!?" he asked.

Evergreen immediately stopped crying and hugged Elfman with joy. Only to push him right after as she felt embarassed.

"There is no need to be so emotional." Evergreen said while wiping her tears as if nothing had occured.

Makarov then coughed into his fist to get everyone's attention, "Anyways, onto the next test. This alone is test of trust and the mind." he started to say. "You are to find the grave of Fairy Tail's first master and founder, Mavis Vermillion." he announced.

Everyone was surprised by the next test. While it sounds simple, no one but the master and maybe the S Class mages knew where Mavis' tombstone is located. Still, the island on it's own is very vast and will take a long time to look while going on foot.

"It's simple, but it will take time. The first person to arrive at our founder's grave will become Fairy Tail's next S Class mage." Makarov said and everyone cheered. "Now get to it brats! None of you are dead yet!" he yelled.

With that, everyone who is still eligible for S Class took off running. Leaving behind an injured Mirajane and everyone else.

"So, you don't want to warn anyone about the servants that are allowed to roam free?" Buddha asked.

"My children must learn to expect the unexpected." Makarov replied.

"That's cool, learn through hardship humbles a person." Buddha said before realizing he was out of snacks. "Damn, still hungry." he said before Erza changed into a Chef's costume.

"I will prepare you a fine meal, oh blessed Buddha." Erza said as she started cooking.

"Sweet." Buddha said as he lied in waiting.

Lucy sighed, "I'm going to check on the servants." she said while opening the map.

"By the way Lucy, how are the other guild members? The ones that lost?" Makarov asked.

"I think Freed and Bickslow are at the docks again for some reason and Nightingale is bringing Juvia and Lisanna here now." Lucy explained.

Makarov nodded, "Good to know." he said.

Elsewhere on the island, a while later

Achilles was looking away with a blush on his face. In front of him is Atalanta, a member of the Argonauts who fought alongside the Peleus, the father of Achilles. As a child, he heard so many stories about this woman and referred to her as sister during the few times they met when he was a child. Back then, Achilles did have a secret crush on the woman.

'I was just some brat.' Achilles thought.

"This is an interesting setting." Atalanta said.

"Yeah, well it wasn't my idea." Achilles replied.

"I can see that." Atalanta said.

Because the two were sitting on a nice blanket near the side of a hill that overlooked the beautiful ocean of the island. Along with the blanket is a basket full of delicious foods and drinks that the two Greek legends enjoy. However, it is oddly suspicious as Achilles only recently stumbled upon this picnic and found notes saying "For Achilles and Atalanta" for some reason. Leaving them both suspicious as to who set this up. It didn't help that both really hated the idea of letting food go to waste.

That and it would be a while before they came across Fairy Tail members who moved onto the next test. Now, Atalanta merely took in the peace and fine food while Achilles mentally berates himself for feeling like an anxious schoolgirl.

"You should at least enjoy yourself." Atalanta suggested as she decided to relax for once.

"Fine, this could help. I mean, it feels weird to not be tethered to Lucy right now." Achilles said as he reached for the basket just as Atalanta did.

Achilles immediately pulled his hand back, "You may relax, I washed my hands." Atalanta told him.

"It's not that, it's… I really hate whoever set this up." Achilles whined.

Atalanta rolled her eyes as she kept eating. Eventually, Achilles got over his anxiety and started eating too. As both enjoyed their meals, Atalanta could not help but notice how much of a mess Achilles made on his shirt. Sighing, the huntress grabbed a napkin and started wiping him clean.

"You are still a child Achilles. I would have thought that being trained under Chiron would have taught you manners." Atalanta said as she leaned close.

"Hey, I can clean up after myself!" Achilles said as he tried prying her off.

"I almost have it all. Be still." Atalanta commanded.

As Achilles tried to push Atalanta away with much insistence with the Archer still cleaning up anyways. The two never noticed a beautiful blonde woman come out of the forest with a bowl of fruit on hand. The woman looked around as she heard the noises the two were making. Only from her point of view, it looked like Atalanta and Achilles were doing some risqué things. The woman gasped and put down her fruit before immediately marching up to the pair and pulling them away.

"You two must separate!" she said.

"Eh?" the two asked.

"Three feet apart! This island not for sexual pleasure!" the woman saying.

"Demeter-sama!?" Atalanta asked.

"You two are so young, it's so inappropriate to be committing such acts! Kissing and hugging is one thing, but getting on top of each other is too much!" Demeter exclaimed.

"We're not doing that!" Achilles yelled.

"Do not raise your voice at me young man!" Demeter said scolding the Hero of Troy like an angry mother.

As the argument continued, Loki and Gray stumbled out of the woods as well. Wondering what was going on, Gray approached the group.

"Hey are you guys having a fight or something?" Gray asked as Loke arrived.

Achilles sighed, "Demeter is acting like a crazy grandma with no boundaries." he said.

Demeter felt offended, "I am looking out for you children." she said.

"We are not children!" Achilles replied.

Gray sweat dropped, "You guys really need to get it together. Aren't you all the… hey is that a caramade frank? I'm super hungry!" He said as he dashed for the food.

"Hey! That's our food!" Achilles said as he tried pushing the ice mage away.

"Demeter-sama, I say again. We are not children and we are certainly not taking part of any sexual acts." Atalanta said.

Suddenly Loke kneeled by her side, "That's good to hear! That means you're single then right?" he asked while trying to flirt with Atalanta.

"Oh no! It's much worse! This is an island full of "swingers" as they are called!" Demeter said with panic in her voice.

Loke adjusted his glasses before putting his arm around Demeter as well, "I wouldn't say that. It's more like being open for who is available." he said as smoothly as possible.

"Deviant!" Demeter and Atalanta shouted.

"I'm not a deviant!" Loke argued.

"Stop touching my food with your greasy fingers!" Achilles yelled.

"I wiped them off on my shirt! What's the problem!?" Gray asked while ignoring his poor manners.

Between two men bickering over food, the sudden appearance of a Greek Goddess and Loke shamelessly flirting with two women. With some hope as to get a date with one of them mind you. They had yet to notice a small dot in the distant shore. At least until it came closer and became much bigger. It wasn't until Atalanta backed up to get some space away from Loke and all of this tension did she notice the dot.

As part of the Archer Class, yes this class is full of Archers, Atalanta could make out the shape of the dot. Before realizing it was a flying airship like the Christina of Blue Pegasus. Only this one seems to be much more threatening.

"Everyone stop!" Atalanta shouted.

Everyone stopped in their place to listen to the woman.

"Look!" she said as she pointed at airship.

"That's definitely not Blue Pegasus." Gray said with shock on his face.

"I think I need to call this in." Achilles said as he pulled out a lacrima.

With Gajeel and Levy

After having climbed the top of a hill to avoid a dangerous monster in the woods. Levy sighed as she took a seat on a rock. Only to hear Gajeel complain as he sat by the cliff's edge.

"Some test this turned out to be. We're wasting time." Gajeel said.

"Excuse me! I'm trying as hard as you to find the first master's grave!" Levy said with annoyance in her voice.

"Eh? I'm not trying to find that grave." Gajeel said shocking Levy.

"Then what are you doing!?" Levy asked.

Gajeel shrugged, "Trying to find a fight obviously. I wanted to fight Titania, but we got stuck with an easy tunnel." he said as if he were the one who was inconvenienced.

As Levy looked angry, "I am genuinely trying to earn my promotion. I think you should remember that you forcefully volunteered yourself." she pointed out.

"I guess you have a point." Gajeel said. But Levy wasn't satisfied as Gajeel continued, "If I knew you got the easy path. I would have stayed or paired up with someone else. Like that rain woman, she got lucky to fight Erza." he said.

To be fair, Juvia probably would have had a less painful time. Especially when partnered with someone she knew for years and has a formula with. Lisanna on the other hand probably would have a similar situation since Levy wouldn't argue with her.

Although as for the lucky part, Juvia's wounds would contradict Gajeel's opinion.

"Well then I might as well go on my own." Levy said as she stood up and prepared to leave.

"Don't be angry shrimp. You're freaking out over nothing." Gajeel said. "Look I'll make it up to you and carry you in my bag. You're pretty small anyways so I don't want to lose you." he said.

Suddenly, Levy revealed her own Noble Phantasm. Which caused Gajeel to come crashing down as Levy dealt a heavy blow to his face.

"Well if I'm that insignificant to you. Maybe I'll just continue on my own!" Levy yelled before running off.

"Damn it Shrimp! That really hurt! How tough is that purse!?" Gajeel yelled as the Noble Phantasm was actually a purse.

Levy McGarden: Fairy Tail Wizard

Noble Phantasm: Purse (A+++ Rank) - Thy Rudeness and Incapability to Cooperate, Face Mine Wrath.

Meanwhile, neither noticed Kato Danzo hiding among the trees. Just watching at the two were fighting over Gajeel's pride and Levy's mission. The kunoichi shook her head at how quickly they fell apart. Though, things could have been much worse. With that, Kato followed Levy while sticking to the shadows.

"I don't need her." Gajeel said as he slowly stood up.

Now feeling bitter and slightly annoyed by Levy while thinking only about himself. Gajeel started looking around while thinking about what to do next. All the while, his subconscious knew that he would have to follow Levy. Either to grow a heart and apologize for being selfish or to keep her out of harms way since she's not a particularly good fighter.

"That shrimp isn't going to last too long in the woods without me." Gajeel said out loud.

With Cana and Ventus

Cana anxiously tried to think about where the grave of Mavis Vermillion could be. The desperation to find the trial and become S Class. The thought of needing this promotion was driving Cana insane. Even more insane is the thought that Cana needs this rank in order to be an equal to Gildarts. While her secret father is a powerhouse that not many mages can rival. It didn't mean that Gildarts is anything like Laxus who believed that anyone deemed weak deserves to be ostracized before being kicked out.

The only real guild that would probably do that is less famous one known as Sabertooth.

As Cana paced around while trying to brainstorm. Ventus was scouting ahead while flying on his keyblade. Only to return with no answers that would satisfy Cana.

"Sorry Cana, I don't think this place even has a graveyard or some special landmark." Ventus said.

"That's not good enough. If Fairy Tail is like family, then the master or the master before him at least wanted to honor Master Mavis. Maybe there's a hidden passage you can't see or maybe it's not a real grave, but some kind of memorial statue." Cana said as she kept pacing.

"I think we should think about this without losing our heads." Ventus said as he can sense the anxiety within Cana.

"Maybe it's going under our heads!" Cana said accusingly.

Ventus gave Cana a blank stare, "I think all the alcoholism gave you a brain deficiency Cana." he said as Cana's eye twitched.

"There's no time for beer!" Cana said before walking ahead.

Ventus' eyes widened, 'I think I need to call big sis. Cana is losing her mind.' he thought as Cana was acting really irrational today.

With all this stress and drama going on around the island. The battle for a title is the least of everyone's worries. Master Makarov has that exact same feeling as he saw the large airship heading straight towards the island from where he sat.

The Outskirts of Tenrou Island

Makarov has always had a strong passion for family and would go through any lengths to protect them. Seeing as he had no qualm with attacking Phantom headfirst when Team Shadow Gear was attacked by Gajeel. While Makarov did give him and Juvia a chance, it was only for those who were willing to redeem themselves. Unlike the incoming dark mages who were preparing to attack the island.

"Look alive! The Guild Master is leading the way!" Frances Drake yells as her vacation plans were put on hold.

While many servants were given enough mana to act independently and wander around the island to help with the test. Many just chose to lounge around and this included Frances. Who right now, was just sitting back and enjoying fine alcohol. That is until she got an alert about the incoming airship. With every nearby servant scrambling to prepare for potential hostile invasion.

Luckily, there were several riders nearby that were also preparing their own vehicles for combat. However, it looked like their new plans were interrupted again. As a giant object moved directly towards the beach and crashed landed. As Makarov had already become a giant and moved to intercept the airship, the servants were surprised by the sudden attack.

"Is that some kind of shipping container?" Frances asked.

As the object did appear to be a shipping container like the ones used on cargo trains. Soon enough, about two more crashed onto the island at the same time. Some of the servants carefully approached the containers wondering if they were threats. One of them in particular, Jason, showed no fear as he tapped one with his sword.

"There is nothing to fear. The enemy tried to scare us with nothing but…" Jason was interrupted by the side of the container breaking off and landing on him. "I'm okay!" Jason said before something came out of the container and stomped on the broken surface.

Causing Jason to scream out in pain as he was trampled on. As the enemy came out, they were identified as large brown machines carrying heavy swords. All of which started to pour out of the containers and started marching towards the island.

"Crap, I'm going to need to turn this thing around." Frances said as she saw how many machines were pouring out of the containers.

As the machines poured out of the containers and marched as if this were Normandy. The Archers and Casters began to open fire on them as the more close range servants took cover and prepared to strike once they were close enough. All the while, a hooded servant in red crouched around the machines that were the first to fall. Utilizing cover and obtaining a good view of the battlefield, the Assassin used his Presence of Concealment to hide and avoid reckless attacks on the front lines.

'Those Helter Skelters will not last too long in an open field.' Assassin thought as he looked around. 'Still, that's why the Emperor wanted to distract the main forces. None of the grunts from Grimoire Heart would last in this massacre.' he thought as he continued to sneak around.

At Tartaros

With the assault on Tenroujima having begun, Emperor Mateus had arrived at the hideout of the Tartaros guild. One of the three strongest dark guilds that make a third of the Balem Alliance. Having arrived, Mateus was flanked by his guards upon arrival. Where he was granted an audience by the guild master, Mard Geer Tartaros himself.

"So who's the upstart?" asked a curious looking Jackal.

The moment he ask his question, Mateus raised his staff towards Jackal. Sending the etherious crashing through a wall. Mard Geer snorted at the sight of his underling being brought down the mere wave of a staff.

"I see that you are more than a normal monarch. Being able to take down a member of my Nine Demon Gates with ease." Mard Geer said.

The emperor sighed, "It was merely discipline, regardless of rank and experience. It's best to remind lesser creatures of their place and keep their opinions to themselves." He said.

That's when Jackal came running out, "You jerk! You think you can waltz in here! I'll show you why Tartaros is the most feared guild!" he yelled angrily as he slowly began to transform.

"Quake." Mateus said.

Suddenly, the ground under Jackal started to shake. Making the other etherious demons jump away as their comrade was repeatedly shaken around. Before several spikes also came from the ground and nearly pierced Jackal's body. Only leaving large slashes across his body. Before the nearly transformed demon had continued his attack, he found himself being looked down by Mard Geer.

"I think our guest has a point Jackal." Mard said in a tone that made Jackal power down in fear. "Regardless, where are my manners?" he asked, now trying to be civil again with his guest.

"Think nothing of it, I just wish to focus on business for now. One that's overdo I would say." Mateus said.

Mard raised a brow, "For someone who surprisingly lived way before the era of my master. It leaves me intrigued by what you wish to share and offer in return." he replied.

From there, the negotiations between the Balem Alliance and Neo Palamecia would continue. Unaware of what will be going on in Tenroujima along with the fates of both Fairy Tail and Grimoire Heart.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Omake #1 - Off Script

Just as the projectile crashed through the front view window of the Grimoire Heart Airship. Meredy yelled out for her adoptive mother to take cover.

"Ur, look out!" Meredy yelled.

Just as Ultear was about to respond, she started to stumble with her words, "W-What? What did you call me?" she asked.

"CUT!" the director screamed.

Everyone on the airship sighed as they moved to the side. As the director walked up to Meredy.

"What was that?" the director asked.

"I called out her name." Meredy said.

"That's not Ur, that's Ultear." the director said with a tired sigh. "Remember, say "Ultear" this time." he said.

Meredy nodded and the director and crew went back to filming. Once again, the crash happened and everyone looked shocked. As Meredy yelled out for her adoptive mother.

"Ur, look out!" Meredy yelled.

Ultear slapped her forehead, "No, my name is Ultear." she said.

"CUT!" The director yelled.

"Is she for real?" Zancrow asked.

"Sorry everyone, I'll get it this time." Meredy said.

"Action!" the director yelled.

Once again, Meredy called out to her adoptive mother again.

"Ur, look… no wait! Don't look! I mean…!"

"That was the worst try yet!" Zancrow exclaimed.

The director groaned, "One last time." he said. "Action!" He yelled.

As the scene was being filmed yet again. Someone from the crew suddenly interrupted the movie.

"Ultear is a dumbass!"

"Don't you dare call me that!" Ultear screamed angrily, likely from all of the frustration Meredy caused.

"CUT!" the director yelled. "Who screamed earlier?" he asked.

Suddenly an executive came in, "Hold on, keep that last shot in." she said.

"What?" the director asked.

"That will work perfectly. Keep one of the "Ur" moments. That can demonstrate Ultear's rage and loathe of her mother who abandoned her." the executive explained.

"That doesn't make any sense. Maybe Ultear would have mentioned her childhood, but how would Meredy confuse the names?" the director asked.

"Our actress has the memory of a fish. Why wouldn't the Meredy on script forget?" the executive asked with a smile.

The director sighed, "Fine, keep everything. We'll edit it out later." he said.


Omake #2 - Fox Police

Out of any surprise that the enforcement unit of the Magic Council could ever face. It would be being pulled over by a police officer. Most notably, a sexy vixen known as Tamamo no Mei who pulled over Lahar's ships.

"License and registration." Tomamo said as Lahar sighed.

Doing so, Tomamo read every detail and confirmed everything to be legal and valid. Still, this visit was considered trespassing. Thus, the vixen had to question Lahar as to why he and his subordinates were currently approaching Tenroujima.

"Sir, can you please explain why you are trespassing without permission of the island's owner?" Tomamo asked.

Lahar adjusted his glasses as he spoke, "We have word that there is something hidden on the island. Something very incriminating." he said to the best of his ability.

"And what is so incriminating?" Tomamo asked.

"We are here to find out and investigate." Lahar answered.

"Please present your warrant sir." Tomamo said.

Lahar was silent for a moment before speaking again, "I do not have one. We're relying on information we cannot reveal." he responded.

Tomamo sighed, "Sir, unless there is actual probable cause. You need a warrant." she said.

Suddenly a Rune Knight spoke up, "We need to enter that island now! You are most likely hiding evidence from us!" he yelled.

"Sir, even if there is something on the island. You cannot use any evidence obtained through illegal means as they will be contested." Tomamo said.

Despite being a silly vixen, the fox woman really had to study her character just to role play. It may seem a bit too far, but it was helping right now. Especially with Lucy having to study up on this stuff so she could avoid any legal trouble. As Lahar could see that his spy, Doranbolt, would technically be denied any chance of testifying since using memory magic to manipulate a legal guild in order to infiltrate it.

Even if he's unaware that Doranbolt really is a real Fairy Tail wizard that erased his own memory to infiltrate the council. Still, this will not hold up in court. Especially since Gran Doma cannot look biased, even with his position of power.

"Very well, we will leave." Lahar said much to the shock and ire of his crew.

"Have a wonderful day!" Tomamo said reverting to her cheery self.

As they left, they could not see the shocked face of Mest. Now feeling anxious that the Magic Council were leaving, the man started biting down on a rock for some reason. Leaving Wendy helplessly confused about the psyche of her partner.

End of Omake