Kenichi: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Neptune: *blushing* I—
Shotaro, butting into the conversation: Noire is perfect, thanks for asking.
Shotaro: What are you getting Kenichi for the holidays?
Neptune: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Noire: I'm getting Kenichi a divorce lawyer.
Kenichi: What's up with Shotaro? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Fusako: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Kenichi: Why?
Fusako: Noire smiled at him.
Nagato: We call that a traumatic experience.
Nagato, turning to 5pb: Not a "bruh moment".
Nagato, turning to Neptune: Not "sadge".
Nagato, turning to Vert: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Uni: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Garrison: Killed without hesitation.
Setsuka: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Lance: You sleep with a teddybear.
Setsuka: HE'S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Hitomi to Nepgear: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.
Neptune, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Hitomi: Of Course, there're other schools of thought.
Neptune: *about Noire and Shotaro* They make a cute couple, huh?
Kenichi: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Vert: Vegetable oil is made from Vegetables. And Coconut Oil is made from Coconuts. So Baby oil is-
Satsujin: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE!?
Noire: Are you a cuddler?
Shotaro: I'm a machine of Death And Destruction.
Noire: ...
Shotaro: ... Yeah, I'm a Cuddler.
Blanc: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Blanc: ARE YOU-
Ryohei: Fucking.
Blanc: KIDDING ME!? YOU-
Ryohei: Fucking.
Blanc: IDIOT!
Daiki: ... What was that?
Ryohei: Mina banned Blanc from swearing, So I'm helping her out.
Nagato: What is love?
Vert: An Emotional Minefield.
Histoire: A Neurochemical Reaction.
Nikki: Baby, Don't hurt me.
Kenichi: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Anhe: This unmitigated poppycock?
Neptune: Extravagant hogwash!
Kenichi: Okay, stop.
Neptune: Croissants: dropped
Kenichi: Road: works ahead
Vert: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Uni: Shavacado: fre
Blanc: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Shotaro: ...
Shotaro: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Shotaro: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Anhe: A doll.
Uni: A cinnamon roll.
Noire: A sweetheart.
Shotaro: ...
Shotaro: ...stop it.
