One day, On a casual sunny day in Gamindusturi...

"Alright Shotaro, I'm gonna teach you how to pick up cute girls!"

"I'd rather not."

( Round 1 )

5pb was just walking when Kenichi shows up in front of her with a rose in his mouth.

"How's it going, Beautiful? I thought you and I could go out for some sushi."

5pb looks at Kenichi for a few seconds before blasting his eardrums off with her music. ( And possibly shattering some Windows in the process. )

Shotaro just silently stares at the scene.

A few moments later, Kenichi apporaches to Shotaro with his ears blown off.

"The key is to never give up, my good friend!"

"Right..." Shotaro mumbles.

( Round 2 )

Kenichi shows up in front of IF and held out his hand to her.

"Hello my lady. May I have this-"

IF Stabbed him straight in the Heart. Shotaro silently stares at the scene Again.

Kenichi apporaches to Shotaro again with a katar in his chest.

"You know third time's the Charm!"

Shotaro sighed.

"I don't even know who you are anymore..."

( Round 3 )

Blanc wandered around.

"I wonder where Vert is..."

Kenichi appeared behind her.

"Look no further, Princess! Your knight is shining armor is-"

He gets launched to the Sky by a swing from Blanc's Hammer.

Shotaro looked at the sky and said:

"He isn't coming back from that one..."

Then he turned around and left. Next time he needs some Relationship advice, He is not going to pick Kenichi.

https/youtu.be/NIW41zN3VZA

This video was just too good to ignore that I knew I had to make a chapter out of this.