One day, On a casual sunny day in Gamindusturi...
"Alright Shotaro, I'm gonna teach you how to pick up cute girls!"
"I'd rather not."
( Round 1 )
5pb was just walking when Kenichi shows up in front of her with a rose in his mouth.
"How's it going, Beautiful? I thought you and I could go out for some sushi."
5pb looks at Kenichi for a few seconds before blasting his eardrums off with her music. ( And possibly shattering some Windows in the process. )
Shotaro just silently stares at the scene.
A few moments later, Kenichi apporaches to Shotaro with his ears blown off.
"The key is to never give up, my good friend!"
"Right..." Shotaro mumbles.
( Round 2 )
Kenichi shows up in front of IF and held out his hand to her.
"Hello my lady. May I have this-"
IF Stabbed him straight in the Heart. Shotaro silently stares at the scene Again.
Kenichi apporaches to Shotaro again with a katar in his chest.
"You know third time's the Charm!"
Shotaro sighed.
"I don't even know who you are anymore..."
( Round 3 )
Blanc wandered around.
"I wonder where Vert is..."
Kenichi appeared behind her.
"Look no further, Princess! Your knight is shining armor is-"
He gets launched to the Sky by a swing from Blanc's Hammer.
Shotaro looked at the sky and said:
"He isn't coming back from that one..."
Then he turned around and left. Next time he needs some Relationship advice, He is not going to pick Kenichi.
https/youtu.be/NIW41zN3VZA
This video was just too good to ignore that I knew I had to make a chapter out of this.
