Ryohei: Bonjour, IF. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

IF: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Ryohei: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Neptune: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

Blanc, turning to Vert: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Uni: I need life advice.

Steamax, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Noire: Neptune, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Neptune: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Yukio: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Blanc: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

5pb: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Nagato: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.

Setsuka: Fuck you.

Noire, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Lance.

Lance, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Vert: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.

Vert: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Emberlynn: ...Thanks.

Blanc: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Yukio: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

Iris Heart: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Iris Heart: It's me.

Noire: I feel like doing something stupid.

Shotaro: I'm stupid, do me.

Anonydeath: Hi-

Uni: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Fusako: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Fusako, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Satsujin: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Vert: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Satsujin: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Nepgear: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Uni: Looks like someone's a HO.

Vert: NaBrO.

Bunta: I'm done with all of you!

Yukio: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Compa: Is that a picture of you?

Yukio: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.