Ryohei: Bonjour, IF. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
IF: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Ryohei: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Neptune: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
Blanc, turning to Vert: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Uni: I need life advice.
Steamax, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Noire: Neptune, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Neptune: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Yukio: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Blanc: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
5pb: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Nagato: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Setsuka: Fuck you.
Noire, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Lance.
Lance, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Vert: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Vert: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Emberlynn: ...Thanks.
Blanc: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Yukio: If I was married to you I'd drink it.
Iris Heart: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Iris Heart: It's me.
Noire: I feel like doing something stupid.
Shotaro: I'm stupid, do me.
Anonydeath: Hi-
Uni: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
Fusako: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Fusako, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Satsujin: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Vert: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Satsujin: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Nepgear: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Uni: Looks like someone's a HO.
Vert: NaBrO.
Bunta: I'm done with all of you!
Yukio: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Compa: Is that a picture of you?
Yukio: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
