Chapter 7: PRAISE THE GACHA GODS!

-Last time on this fanfic. Our protagonist did some semi serious plot battles and saved Amber from becoming a vegetable. What will happen next?-


Y/n Pov:

Alright, back at HQ, after somehow making some actual plot related progress, and timeskipping a lot. I decide to get just one more powerup, this time suggested by the book of power. And the thing it suggested, may suprise you...

-FLASHBACK-

"A gacha?" Hi, thats me.

Yes, a gacha. Are you ok? You look like you are going through some trauma...

"It's fine, just some bad memories." Jesus christ... All of my money... Down the drain thanks to the horrors of gacha games and microtransactions.

(I feel your pain buddy... All those saint quarts... Gone...)

-FLASHBACK END-

...Do you want me to do it?

"Go... Ahead..." I grit out. Preparing myself for the inevitable.

Spinning...

Spinning...

You won...

Welp, here goes nothing.

Counter Guardian Emiya Shirou (Summon) (Archer Class)

"..."

(...)

...

"Who's that?" I have no idea ok? Dont judge me. "Is it bad? Can I know who it is?"

(OHMYGODOHMYGODHOLYSHITHOLYSHITJESUSFUCKINGCHRIST-)

My ears hurt, why is the author fangirling? I try to tune it out with years of practice. "Book of knowledge? Do you know who it is?"

*Counter Guardian Emiya Shirou:

Counter Guardians:

Counter Guardians are people employed by Alaya (Will of humanity) to serve humanity and prevent human extinction. Counter Guardians are known to use any methods available to save humanity. Even if they have to kill millions to secure humanities future.

Emiya Shirou:

Emiya Shirou is a person who won the fifth holy grail war in many different timelines with three main routes. Designated as; Fate, UBW and Heavens Feel. He mainly uses 'Tracing', an ability to create anything he wants, even if they are a bit weaker than the original and cannot be used to create divine objects. He also uses 'Alteration' which changes an objects features, to a reasonable level.

Counter Guardian Emiya Shirou:

Counter Guardian Emiya Shirou is a version of Emiya Shirou from Fate Route who pursued his ideals and was eventually misbranded a traitor and hung. He then made a deal with Alaya to save as many people as possible and has been in her contract since.*

Well damn. I feel sorry for the guy.

(-OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! Ok I got it out of my system now. So, what are you gonna do now?)

I dunno, probably summon him now. "Can you summon him now, book?"

Sure

Applying command seals...

Wait wha-OWWW!!! Ok that hurts a lot. But the design is cool though, a red bow split into three parts on my right hand.

Summoning Counter Guardian Emiya Shirou...

Bang!*

"The fuck is that!?" I'm pretty sure it came from above me.

(Oh here it comes!)

'Here what comes?' I grumble internally as i climb the stairs.

(Oh you'll see...)

OK?

As i reach the top I see HIM. And bro I gotta tell you this man has got the most drip I have ever seen. I mean, have you seen the guy's black spandex under that red jacket thing and badass man skirt? And how the hell do you manage to look so unfazed on that pile of furniture?

He opens his eyes, they widen for a fraction of a second before closing and opening them again with a cocky smirk on his face. This guy looks like the final boss of a good videogame.

"Servant Archer, has answered your summons. I ask of you, are you my master?"

"I am." And that was so cool!

"I see..." Hmm? I wonder what is on his mind?

Sir?

"Who was that?" Holy shit! Where did his blades come from? And I thought he was an archer!

"Ayo! Chill. The voice you are speaking to is from this book." I try to calm him down.

"...What?" I think he's confused.

Let me explain.

-Timeskip-

"I... See..."

"I'm glad that's cleared up but anyway, what did you want Book?" I ask.

You don't have a prana pool...

...Shit...

"WHAT!" That is not a good sound. I turn my head around and see him completely dumbfounded.

I suggest giving him an ability to survive without needing a prana pool.

"But which one?" I have no idea which ability could help him.

(Denial of nothingness. The first Magic)

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?"

Denial of nothingness is basically infinite prana and the power to create anything.

"That sounds overpowered... Give him it."

"What?"

Understood.

Altering Saint Graph...

Suggestion: Apply Presence Concealment: Rank B?

"Go ahead."

"WHAT IS GOING ON!?"

Altering Saint Graph...

Process complete.

Are you content with your new abilities, Mr Archer?

"WHAT-! Actually yeah. What did you do anyway?"

Altered your Saint Graph.

"ARE YOU INSANE!?"

I am mentally incapable of being insane, Mr Archer.

"Even if I would like to see this play out, which I don't, I would like to ask a question."

Of course, sir, what would you like to ask?

"Why did you add presence concealment?"

Every magic user in this world has felt the summoning and Archer is made out of energy.

"Oh."

"Wait in 'this' world?"

-More Timeskip-

"So your telling me, I'm not on earth? And that there is no holy grail?" He has his head in his palms.

"Yup. And we still have to forge your identity."

"Why?"

"Because your gonna come with me to combat school in like a week."

"They have combat schools? For what?"

"To fight monsters made of negative emotions."

"What?"

(Anyways.)

"What? Do you need something author?"

"Who are you speaking to, master?"

(Connect me to his mind.)

Of course.

"I need context!"

(Hello there.)

"Who are you!?"

(Your master's friend.)

"Okay then..."

(I have a favour to ask you.)

"What is it?" He seems highly suspicious.

(Can I have your autograph?)

"What?" He looks dumbfounded, kinda like me now.


A/n: I NEED SLEEP!!!

Anyway, don't get comfy, since the action is gonna start!!!

Seeya!