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Mr. G, I must confess that I lost interest in Star Wars at your sixth movie, but come on, if you know how it ends, where is the trill? Then, to keep the money rolling in, all kinds of side stories pop up, making the situation bloody complicated. It is a good thing J.K. is at Anakin's side, as is the old guy… for free.

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While the Jedi and Padme mopped the rest up, I took C-3PO out of my Backpack and started tinkering, his armor plating got Runed before putting it on, I removed the annoying voice box and installed one with a deeper manly voice. That way it will prevent me from smashing him with a hammer.

It was a comedy factor in the movies, but to hear it all day around? Wars are fought for fewer reasons. Anyway, does this universe have Artificial Intelligence?

6 The aftermath.

If I remember it right, the droids need a reset on regular times to prevent individuality… now that is a nasty can of worms, forget a few droids and you have a set of Terminators, although the droids in this Galaxy are butt ugly. Imagine them saying: 'I'll be Back' with those annoying voices and skinny frames? I know, that doesn't work at all.

While mulling on the meaning of life, trying to unravel the secrets of the Universe, trying to find a toilet bowl… believe me, it is hard to find in a Droid Ship. I just about crapped my pants. Don't laugh! I had to run a quarter mile to the nearest one. I almost cracked the bowl with the force it came out.

Where was I? Ah, the meaning of life, some say it is 42, some say it is 72, pervs say it is 69… yeah it got my vote too. Anyway, once I fixed C-3PO, I loaded him with some goodies from different Droids, I plan to have him in charge of the Control Ship, not now but in the near future.

After a few hours, to give Padme time to reorganize her Court, I put C-3PO back in my backpack… hmm, that rhymes, and took my prisoners along to the planet, those private spaceships in the docking bay… call me greedy… alright! I am a hoarder! ALL MINE! That is to say, they are mine now, call it a generous donation from the Trade Federation to show their remorse. I only had to ask it once.

We landed on the Spaceport where the Palace guards took custody of the crews, the higher-ups were escorted to the palace to face the Queen. The commanders followed me like lost puppies obediently behind me in a single row, escorted by my new Battle droids.

In the Throne room, Padme sat, completely geared up as the Queen, on her throne surrounded by her handmaidens. Next to her sat a Frog king on another throne, showing everyone the bond between the two people. I hope there is not a political marriage coming up. I saw frogs mate, and don't want that picture in my head.

The Brave Man, that is me by the way, went to her and got on one knee, my puppies did the same, except they got on both knees and banged their head on the floor.

I spotted Mum and my twins behind Padme, so were the Jedi and their Padawans… hey? Where did Yellow Poodle go to? Ah! Hiding in a corner I see, I'll get you later, bitch.

I put a fist on my chest and amplified my voice: "My Queen, here are the baddies that attacked Naboo. They are sorry now for doing that, and donated all their stuff to me… us. They also donated large sums of Credits to you as penance for insulting you."

Padme humored me: "Stand up Brave Man, you did Naboo a great service and will be rewarded accordingly."

The Frog King slapped his knee and boomed: "This sa is tha boya that wenta up, and wona tha war? This boya isa mighty brave! Misa Like!"

Alright… I thought only Jar-Jar had that speaking disorder that bad, meh, I can live with it. I stood aside while Padme and Frog interrogated the Federation Nobles. Surprisingly, they spilled all the beans in the open, explaining in detail the plans they had to tear big parts of the Republic off, to form a new Federation, lead by a Sith Lord."

Hey? We are on Live TV? Where is that Viceroy… ah, there he is… I pass by him, just to go to Mum, an Imperio will have him spilling the beans too… although, where did that expression come from? Does it mean that if you eat too many beans, it will spill out your backside? They always give me gas. Where was I… beans, farts.. ah! Imperio!

The Viceroy added to the fire by naming Palpy and Count Dooku as their allies and Siths. That stirred the Republic and especially the Senate up. Most of all, the Jedi Council was caught with their pants down, a Sith Lord living next door and a former high-ranked Jedi Master as another Sith Lord. I imagine they are calculating the damage both did to the Temple and their reputation.

Qui-Gon released a deep sigh, but kept still, making a scene on Live TV is making it worse. With an innocent smile, I got between Aola and Shiri and took their hands in mine like a good kid. Aayla rolled her eyes, clearly seeing through my act. Meh, two green ones are better than one blue, especially when they are trained pros. Am I immature if I stick out my tongue? Nah, it is allowed if you are below ten years old.

Xxxxx

While the adults were talking… Padme is only almost fifteen… I was in my mind calculating what project to do first, I am inclined to do the Vulture Starfighters first, they are the newest models, and look like a cross from the Gundams and Autobots. They look awesome, too bad there isn't room for a pilot in those things. With my Runes on them, they are going to be killers. Vulture is a crappy name though.

Calculating the costs to keep them in top shape, two things stood out, fuel and maintenance. Both are going to be a bitch to deal with, solutions on how to deal with it popped in front of my mind, I had already done this kind of work! But can't bloody fuck not remember where or when. The only things I remember are being a Force Ghost in Harry Potter and a Bastard in Westeros. Both not helping at all.

Another worry is those common droids, they are butt ugly and completely unpractical, why do they need to have a head? And stick it so high out? In the first movie, they looked like a trash bin or like the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. They didn't even give those trash bins a voice module, and trying to understand their beeps is a bitch. It is worse than Huttese or that mumbling that floating smurf Watto calls his language… I bet he is watching his Tellie now. I mouthed: "Fuck you Watto!" in Smurfs. He will get it. Hmm, Focus Dude.

I have to make some drones that can carve Runes into metal, a lot of drones, that way I can do one ship or droid, and program the schematics in the drone to do the rest. That gives me time to do the big projects. What do I remember from fanfictions… no, I can't do like Kossboss and build a business empire on Tatooine, I haven't got Dobby or Winky with me. Too bad, I could use them.

A lot of them had the right idea though, pick some beauties and shag them silly! Let's make that my long-term ambition, I estimate two or three years before my hormones are waking my wiener up. For now, my best course of action is to lay low and build my strength up. In the meantime, I can play with Aola and Shiri, I am an expert on Lekku sex already.

Aayla must have sensed my thoughts, she moved a bit away from me. It must be the color Blue that makes me want to harass her, she isn't a floating smurf, but the color Blue does something to me. Bad memories are a bitch.

Xxxxx

The TV show is done, I held Captain Panaka behind and said: "Get the Viceroy to a Terminal with me. In about twenty minutes please."

Panaka asked: "Are you planning something special Anakin?"

I nodded: "I am opening a bank account for myself, and the Viceroy is the first one that will donate some on it."

Panaka nodded: "Come with me to the security office, there is a terminal you can use. You made me curious."

Twenty minutes, later the Viceroy stood next to me. I said: "My dear Viceroy, this is my bank account number, would you be so kind as to donate a small sum to it? About 90% of your savings will do. For, let's say the emotional damage I suffered, I was so scared all the time."

Under the eyes of the slack-jawed Panaka, this humble boy got rich overnight. Do I feel guilty for taking his money? Not one bit, he would use it to bribe the Senators at his trial.

When the Viceroy was done, I said: "Remember to be completely honest when you are questioned at the Senate, will you? I would truly appreciate it. And… thank you for giving me some pocket money."

The Handmaidens picked me up under my arms and dragged me to Padme. They dropped me before her.

I complained: "Princess! I don't like rough play! It is still too early for that kind of booty call, I don't mind them ganging up at me, but it must be in another setting."

I got them blushing! That will teach them to manhandle me. Yané grumbled about an old man with better manners, I let it slide though.

Padme asked: "I saw my bank records just now, Ani. Is this your doing? Millions are deposited on it, all from different banks and currencies."

I shrugged: "I didn't have a bank account, so I had those on the bridge of our Control ship and put some money in your account. I hope you don't mind. Consider it your pocket money. Don't use the money yet to rebuild Naboo. The Federation needs to pay first, or they will claim it was a deposit."

Sabé commented: "He is a sneaky brat, isn't he? It is true if you use those credits from your bank account to rebuild Naboo, they can say it is a deposit, or even say it was a complete compensation."

I protested: "Hey! Brave Man here! Not a sneaky brat, that must be someone else. Princess, I suggest you do a noble gesture and spread the wealth between your girlfriends. That way the Federation can not claim you used it for Naboo."

Hey! They slapped me! That is child abuse! I shouted: "I told you just now I am not into that!"

Crap! They did it again! Eirtaé pulled my ear: "Don't you go spreading rumors of us, you hear? You can only take a joke so far. Now apologize to us for your rude comments."

Padme came to the rescue: "Let it slide Eirtaé, he did a great deed today, and for that, he can tease me all day if he wants. And, you all are my friends and girls, so he is right in a way. Ani, I'll follow your advice and will divide the money among us."

She stood up and stretched, I bet she showed her nice figure to me on purpose, or I am overthinking it. She asked: "What do you suggest we do with the ship and droids, Ani? We are not rich enough to pay for the maintenance of it all. Should we sell it all?"

I shook my head: "No, give me a year, and those will pay for themselves. I feel we are going to need them in the coming years."

Sabé hugged me from behind, putting my head between the small hills of pleasure, she said: "Our brave Man, come, I'll show you your quarters, your mother, Aola, and Shiri are waiting there for you."

Xxxxx

The victory parade the next day was impressive, Padme let me even sit next to her on her float and wave to the crowd, Big boss Rugor Nass, aka the Frog King, rode a float before her, giving him some face. He did mobilize his army to fight a seemingly lost cause, so riding in front of Padme was not a big deal.

The invasion brought the people and Gungan together, the PR from the palace posted videos from the battles against the droids, and the devastation the droids caused to the capital city Theed. The resistance got some good comments on how they led the refugees to safety, so they got a float in the parade too.

The Jedi refused to ride a float, claiming that the Jedi don't seek fame and fortune, too bad, those are just the two things I am seeking. therefore, I fear that being a Jedi is never going to happen. Meh, I'll get over it. When the parade was done, and the speeches spoken, the rebuild can start.

The Naboo did get a wake-up call, though. They felt safe, secure by the Republic and alliances, as a passive race they depended on the Republic to protect them. Without a standing army, the Trade Federation just had to occupy the palace with some droids and let some tanks patrol the city.

It is a bit ridiculous that the army of Naboo consists of the palace guards and three squadrons of Starfighters, and a police force. Hey! I am a general now! My army is the biggest on Naboo!

Fear My Wrath! It is a good thing Aola and Shiri are keeping me focused on the important stuff… every night.

Our Queen confiscated Palpatine's possessions on Naboo and granted them to Mum, I have to be twenty-one to be considered an adult here, strange, because they rely on kids to rule them, supposedly because they are having a pure heart. And probably easily manipulated.

Anyway, Palpy had a nice crib, a big mansion with a vast park around it, we went over it with a fine comb, searching for hidden stashes and secret compartments. Anything remotely Dark got incinerated, after that, we redecorated the place. It had a nice workshop, soon, it was filled with all kinds of droids and Starships, ready to be tinkered with.

Xxxxx

A week later we got a visit from the Jedi, led by the little green guy. They came to collect the Federation dudes and their Jedi. I never saw Master Undull after the battle, the bitch was hiding from me. Padme asked me to come to the palace for a meeting. Yippey, that is something to look forwards too, a discussion with stuffy monks and nuns.

Again, they started with a semi-circle and little Ani in the center while they sat high above on chairs.

I looked at Master Qui-Gon Jinn and shook my head: "Didn't you tell them that it won't work, or do they want to see it for themselves? Am I here to demonstrate some tricks? Who wants to fly home as a Poodle?"

A tall black guy, I guess Windu commented: "We are here to judge your abilities boy, and your presence in the Force."

I looked at him and asked: "Do you own The Force? Do we need your permission to use The Force? Keep in mind that I am a citizen of Naboo, who recently segregated from your Republic. So you can shove your judgment where the sun doesn't shine. You have no jurisdiction over me."

Yoda interrupted: 'Poorly phrased, his statement, it was. Seeking answers, we do, curious we are."

I shook my head: "No, you seek answers you want to hear, you want confirmation that your way is the only way. You already passed your judgment based on the reports of Masters Jinn, Voss, and Undull. You want to find faults in me to gain some of the face you lost when I exposed the Siths next to your door, even inside your Temple. Or do you think Dooku is the only one?"

Yoda commented: "Nine years old, you are not. Too old you are for this body. Who are you?"

I shrugged: "You are right, I am not Nine years old, I am Nine years and Four months, almost Five months now. I will tell you my secrets if I can copy all your archives. Do we have a deal? I think that is a fair trade."

Yoda stubbornly said: "Must know we do. Too important it is."

I grinned: "None of your business it is, you be curious not be my problem. Reports you must read. Jinn and Voss wrote them. Read them you must."

Another small green Jedi, I think her name is Yaddle, said: "We came not here to judge you, the answers we seek are the ones you have about the future and the doom of the Jedi you foreseen. Can you give us those answers?"

I did my sage pose: "The future, always in motion it is."

Hah! I pissed Yoda off! He turned a darker shade of green!

I held my hands up and said: "Plans were set in action, centuries, millennia ago to corrupt the Force to the Dark side. On strategic planets, Evil wells were created by dark cultists using sentient sacrifices on ley lines, therefore corrupting the planets."

I looked Yoda in the eye and said: "One of those is right under your precious Temple, as a matter of fact, that temple was built to try and turn it into a Lightwell. With enough corrupted planets, the Sith could place a shroud over the Force to mask their movements."

To Windu, I said: "I can tell you another fact, Sifo-Dyas ordered an army of clones on the planet Kamino, the clone template is a Mandalorian named Bobba Fet. And yes, Sifo-Dyas is a Dark One. I hope Dooku didn't already erase the location of that planet from your archives."

I continued, smiling at their horrified faces: "The Sith plans to use these clones to wipe you out. With a hidden code, they will turn against you when you least expect it. Well Masters, how is that for a bright future for the Jedi? Being the toys for a Sith?"

Master Yaddle asked: "Are you sure this is to happen? Is this the future that comes to pass?"

I shook my head: "No, I told you the events that are already set in motion, the Dark Wells are a fact, the Clones are being made, if you don't use them, the Trade Federation will win with their droid army, meaning the Sith wins. Either way, the Jedi will be forced to fight a war."

I turned and left the room, that must be enough information to keep them busy, sassing Yoda was fun, for an eight-hundred-year-old Jedi, he must be able to speak perfectly in basic. Meh, fuck them. I told them what I thought about their order to Qui-Gon. He no doubt reported it to the council.

Xxxxx

Now that I am in the palace, I want to pay a visit to my future love interests, Padme welcomed me with open arms, she licked her lips when she saw my manly figure, her panty became moist while removing her clothes, she slowly walked to me. With her perky breasts showing in front of my face, the handmaidens removed my clothes...

My heart pounded in my chest… a servant asked: "Young Master, are you alright? You are staring at a wall for a few minutes, do I need to call a medic?"

I came back to my senses, sighed, and answered: "No, there is no need for that, I got lost in a daydream. A beautiful daydream."

The servant nodded: "Those are the best, Master Anakin. This way, the Queen is expecting you."

Padme received me in her private quarters: "Ani, welcome, how have you been these last few days?"

I sat down and answered: "I am fine my Princess, the projects I set up for our droid army are coming along all right. I just ended my meeting with the Jedi, they have a lot to think about, you can see the footage yourself later."

Of course, they monitored the meeting, it would be foolish not to.

Padme nodded: "I will, the Jedi leave tonight and take the prisoners along. We estimate the trials starting in a month or two. We need funds to bridge the gap between now and the moment the Trade Federation pays their retribution. The damage in Theed is substantial, and the refugees need new homes fast. I am weary to take a loan though."

I made a decision: "What do you think about Pegats? I can offer them to you, free of interest, there are plenty of them in my backpack, you can pay me back when the Federation pays."

Yané ruffled my hair: "There is nothing simple with you is there Brave Man? Savior of damsels in distress. Our Hero in Times of Need. If you continue like this, I might fall for you."

I pointed my nose to the sky: "My fair lady, that is exactly what I am working at. What better goal is there than to win the hearts of the ones you desire?"

Yané slapped the back of my head and said: "And then he ruined it."

Padme asked: "How many Pegats do you own, Ani?"

I shrugged: "I lost count, I filled my backpack with them to see what the maximum weight it could carry, I stopped after a dozen cubic meters with room to spare."

Sabé picked something up from my comment: "You stopped after a dozen Cubic Meters? What? Are you making those Pegats? Is it counterfeit money?"

I protested: "Is Not! They are exactly the same, to the last Molecule and Atom, Miss Nice Ass… Wise Ass!"

She does have a nice ass, they all have them, the tits need some growing, but they'll get there. Auwy! They must have seen my eyes glaze over, those girls have a mean streak in them… Focus Dude! Or they slap me silly.

Padme asked to be sure: "They are Real Pegats, Ani? The right alloy and shape?"

I took my backpack off and levitated a stack out in front of them. Curious, they inspected the coins.

I commented: "It took me some weeks, but they are real Pegats, with the exact alloy and shape. Mum and the girls have a bag full of them too. It is our emergency funds."

Being able to make them, kills the fun of having them. I remember that when I played Pokemon Gold with my kid's Game Boy. It was fun until we discovered the cheats to get high-level Pokemons. The trill of a battle is gone when you have five level 100 dragons at your command. The same with those Pegats, yeah! I am Rich! It took me two weeks to be a billionaire! Although, it is better than having none at all.

Saché said: "They are the real thing, my Queen, with these, we can trade with the Outer Rim, they can deliver cheaper and faster. I'll let the Engineering corps make a list of the infrastructure that needs the priority."

She rushed off! No thank you Ani, or here is a smooch on your cheek for helping us out… next time I keep my wallet closed.

Rabé noticed my look and hugged me from behind, she softly said: "You are our Hero, Ani, Naboo is lucky to have you, WE are lucky to have you on our side. When our turn of duty is over, and you are still free, we will have a date with you."

Hmm, is this the Carrot? Then I have to look for that stick, I am not into SM, certainly not the M part, thank you very much.

I nested my head between her boobs and said: "Rabé when your duties are done, all you girls are welcome in my home."

I know it is wishful thinking, those six are smoking hot, by the time I am ready for adult action, they will be married, and have a bunch of kids. Flirting and teasing are all I can do for now. It works both ways, I have fun flirting, and they enjoy the harmless flirts from a kid. I can't wait until I am Nine and five months.

Xxxxx

The Jedi left in a hurry with the prisoners, I might have transfigured their clothes in prison clothes, you know, the black and white striped ones. Loading them on board was covered Live on TV.

Yoda left with a huff when I waved at him. I spelled a message to him, my voice whispered in his ear: "Don't be mad, for, anger leads to the Dark Side. Clear your mind you must. Hmm?"