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Mr. G., it finally happened, this dude is retired now, he joined the Old Crowd, my walking stick is already paid for, and I am saving for one of those electric scooters the old geezers love to drive around in… what was I doing? Ah, Disclaimer. Meh, I am still poor.
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The Jedi left in a hurry with the prisoners, I might have transfigured their clothes in prison clothes, you know, the black and white striped ones. Loading them on board was covered Live on TV.
Yoda left with a huff when I waved at him. I spelled a message to him, my voice whispered in his ear: "Don't be mad, for, anger leads to the Dark Side. Clear your mind you must. Hmm?"
7 Tinker Time!
Yoda stopped a moment when he heard my voice, turned a darker shade of Green, and pretended he never heard a thing. It makes me wonder, are there fifty shades of Green? Does Yaddle tie him up and do unspeakable things with him? Crap, my mental defenses cracked with that picture in my head. Imagining Dobby and Winky shagging was bad enough, Yoda and Yaddle? That takes years of therapy.
To cure that, I kept the handmaidens' company for a few hours, Saché guided me to the palace vault where I could deposit my Pegats.
She hugged me and said: "Thank you, Ani, yesterday I was too excited to properly thank you. You did in a few weeks more for Naboo than most can do in their lifetime. We girls talked about it, and we consider you a best friend forever."
WTF? They friend-zoned me? Me, the Brave Man? The Supreme Ruler? She BFF Me? Darn, the chances to get into their undies are dropping. No, I can't give up now, I am going Sting on them! You know, Every breath you take, Every move you make, I'll be watching you… especially when they take a shower.
I hugged her back and commented: "I love being friends with you girls, you all are in the top ten of my most favorite people."
Saché raised her eyebrow and asked: "Oh? Do we have competition? Who are we up against if I may ask?"
I shrugged: "The number one spot is taken by my Mum, the number two spot is shared between Aola and Shiri, and the six of you share the number four spot… hey! I don't have a number ten!"
Saché said: "Oh? I saw you checking Padawan Secura out before she left, isn't she NR. Ten?"
I shook my head: "Nope, she is trained to be a Jedi droid, my twins are a hundred times more fun. Aayla is pretty, but that is all she is… do you perhaps have a sister? She can be NR ten!"
Saché looked me up and down: "No, I don't have a sister, but, a hundred times more fun? What are you doing with them for fun if I may ask?"
I grinned: "Anatomy lessons, especially how to handle Lekku, lessons on how to please women, do you want to hear more? There is plenty, you know."
Blushing red hot, she said: "No, this is more than enough information. I'm sorry I asked. You can deposit the Pegats here, Ani"
We left an impressive pile of Pegats in the vault, about 80% of the Pegats from my backpack. Not that it made a dent in my fortune, I have plenty more where that came from. I even got my hands on a piece of Prick! Once I am done analyzing it and know the atomic structure, that is going to be my new cash cow.
Xxxxx
I left a whispering Saché behind at her Queen and returned to my workshop. The first order of business is to create droids that can carve runes in different kinds of metal. For that task, they need to be flexible enough to reach difficult spots on the ships and droids. The first model that came to mind is the Alien, you know, from that movie, an octopus on steroids in matte black. I kept the scary fangs and replaced the tongue with a laser engraving device, and added them on two tentacles for the difficult-to-reach spots.
When three were made, with the help of Mum, Aola, and Shiri, I concentrated on engraving a Vulture, the basic package of Featherweight, Unbreakable, Reflect, Unplottable, Notice-me-not, and Reduce Impact, was all done in one cluster, and programmed in my three Aliens.
Then the engines got a turn, a Gemino on the fuel, which alone is a game changer, the Vultures only have thirty-five minutes of fuel in combat situations, which is a major handicap. With my Gemino on the fuel, it is solved.
Adding Cooling and Unbreakable on every part of the engine made it indestructible, and to top it all, a reparo was built in to repair all damage once a week, or every five seconds in combat. With my Space expansion, we made room for a Hyperdrive and a shield generator, both are missing on the Vulture and are the main reason we could escape from the ambush. The Reflect, reflected their attacks back at them, without shields, they went boom.
The problem is that I don't have 1500 Hyperdrives or shield generators, I have to think about how to make them at low cost. The shields have to come first, that way I can handle a ten-to-one situation easily without losing one Vulture. Now that I completed one Vulture, it took a half week of programming the Aliens, to set them on the next Vulture.
After a series of successful tests, the three Aliens got to work, our job this month? Creating more Aliens. The first Vulture took four days to finish, the second one three, the third in one and a half, the tenth one was done in four hours.
Once one is finished, it walked outside and waited for me to activate the Runes. Yes, these things can walk! They are bloody Gundams! The activated Vultures need to stay put for a few hours to charge the Runes with ambient Magic, I know the locals call it the Force, but I keep it at Magic.
A month later, the Gundams, I call them Gundams now, are done. They are patrolling the system, guided by the Palace Spacefighter squadron on the Control ship. I gave them limited control over the Gundams to counter sneak attacks, a task they are eager to do.
The maidens came to help, Eirtaé and Rabé were excellent at programming, the three of us studied the Lucrehulk Control ship's plans to select the ideal spots to place our Runes, Rabé, and Eirtaé programmed the Aliens, while I took care of the fuel and engines. The shield generators were next, then the weapon systems.
It took two months, now the Lucrehulk can compare with a fully functional Starbase. We expanded the crew quarters and the diplomat suites by eight times, room enough to house five hundred people. We need to wait to partition the rooms, after all, the rebuild of Naboo has priority over luxury.
The next in line is the Palace N1 Starfighters, the three squadrons got the same setup as the Gundams, making them mean fighting machines. These fighters had shielding and Hyperdrive, making them twice as dangerous as before.
Xxxxx
I am Ten! The best part? Puberty kicked in early! My advanced growth, caused by my Ritual on Tatooine, kick-started my wiener... No, not a wiener anymore, hmm, something more impressive… Dick? Nah, too vulgar, The Rocket? The Rod of Power, The Impaler! The pleasure stick, Pink Banana… Pussy Pusher, Womb Raider, Baby Dong… I can't choose!
Shiri named it... Little Ani… that is not impressive at all… but, I didn't give a fuck after I got my first HJ by Shiri, when Aola took the next one, even I called it Little Ani. It sucks that they promised Mum to wait with the actual good stuff until I am at least thirteen years. Three long bloody years I can tell you. The mind and the girls are ready, even my body is ready, too bad Mum wasn't ready to give permission. I am still her baby boy, although I act and do tasks only adults can accomplice.
Well, this baby boy has the build of a fifteen-year-old, and the Magic power of Voldemort, Grindelwald, and Dumbledore combined. I am using spells wandlessly that they have a hard time casting with their wands. I rule! Fear Me!
We held a birthday party in our home, Mum, Shiri, Aola, the girls, and their guards. Even the pilots of the N1 Starfighters. This is my first ever birthday party in this Universe, Watto would blow his trunk if I got a party, therefore I settled with the hugs from Mum and the twins. Now? It is a grand occasion! The savior of Naboo is finally in the two digits, a teenager, an adolescent, a horny bugger.
During the Ball, yes, this mansion has a Ballroom, those fuckers from the Starfighters are hogging all the girls! I knew it was a bad idea to invite them, I shot in my own foot again. The good news? I got a peck on my forehead from Padme and a whispered: "A few more birthdays, Ani."
I can hardly wait for it, a few more years, and I can bag me a Queen.
Xxxxx
The trials of the Trade Federation finally started, they managed to delay the trials for months. I am curious my Imperios is holding though. I heard the medics tried everything to turn them back to normal. Those spells are called Unforgivable for a reason, the Imperio doesn't control the mind but enslaves the soul. You have to be a strong character to resist the spell.
Am I sorry for casting it? Nah, they are planning to invade hundreds of planets, millions would die. So fuck them and the Sith that rules these idiots.
The PR from Naboo did a good job of posting footage of the crimes the Trade Federation committed on the Net. Movies that I gave them from the data logs of my droids. Some movies I took from the security droids that stood guard during the meetings, where Palpatine was present in a hologram.
One of the lawyers protested: "Chancellor! Senators! Our clients can not have a fair trial, there is no doubt that the people from Naboo altered their personalities."
Our lawyer responded: "We agree that they are a bit altered, senators and Supreme Chancellor, A Force user from Naboo, made it so that the accused can not tell lies. If they have nothing to hide, they should welcome the fact that they are guaranteed to speak the truth. We agreed that we only will cross-examine the accused with questions that are related to the case. You can even ask the assistance of a Jedi."
A small green Jedi stood up: "Investigated we have, the truth it is they speak. Understand it we do not."
Our lawyer commented: "Our Force user made this statement: "The Force, vast it is, claiming to know it, stupid it is. Balance is found in the middle."
Hah! That was mysterious enough to rattle Yoda's old bones, this statement served two purposes, first, it pissed Yoda off, secondly, people think someone like Yoda is protecting Naboo and will think twice to pis us off. It started a heated debate, is this the will of the force or not? It ended when the Senators took a vote on it, and the accused were forced to take the stand. It didn't help their cause to have a Sith in their camp.
Xxxxx
In the end, it didn't matter what the outcome was, as long Naboo got their compensation. The Trade Federation will start that war later on anyway. It will give us time to prepare for it. We did get a shitload of Credits as compensation… Naboo did get the Credits, a part is for me, it is to repay the Pegats I invested in the rebuild of Naboo.
Padme and her handmaidens used the Credits the Federation commanders deposited on her account to speed the rebuild up and started to fund a few extra squadrons of N1 Starfighters. It was no surprise the number of pilot candidates surpassed the number of Starfighters. The invasion shook them awake.
Padme and her girls scored good points with the public… hmm, I have to fend the suitors off, they are already flocking around them. If I don't do something I will lose them, no, if I do that, then I am the scumbag.
The twins will do for now, they know there is an old mind in this child's body, and don't care one bit. The years we spend on Tatooine created a strong bond between us, being a slave and not knowing that Watto will gamble you away or not, made us live for the moment. Meh, I had fun with them, and they enjoyed my attention, even Mum got hers from Aola and Shiri.
With our freedom and new home on Naboo, we slowly shed the slave instincts every slave develops during his or her captivity. The trust issues and the need to reassure there is nobody out there to capture you back into slavery.
Aola, Shiri, and I spend at least one hour a day in the swimming pool while calculating in how many Pegats we are floating each day. Coming from a desert planet does something to you when you take your first dive in so much money. Even though I spend one of my past lives next to the ocean, nine years without seeing as much as a puddle of water, made my first dive in the pool very special… it could be because we were skinny dipping.
Xxxxx
Now that the Lucrehulk was done, I concentrated on the personal ships those Federation dudes gifted me. The one from the Viceroy was nice, spelled and Runed, I gifted it to Mother.
I said: "Mum, this is your personal ride. It is completely automated, the droids are locked to your voice commands and your brainwaves. You just have to say your destination and when you want to set off. The kitchen is fully stocked with food on stasis, you can fly a decade without the need to land. Unlimited fuel and energy are just some of the goodies I spelled on this ship."
I grinned: "The battle droids are the best, as are the laser cannons and torpedo launchers. Any pirate that is stupid enough to attack this ship will be in for a nasty surprise."
Mum hugged me and commented: "My sweet boy, we made this planet our home, I doubt I will want to leave here, but it is good we have a way out if needs be. Why don't you relax a bit more, you have been working to keep us safe from the time Watto won us when you were only three years old. It is time you unwind, and do something new for fun."
Hmm? I can do fun… what did I do for fun anyway? Pod racing? No, that was to keep Watto from gambling us away, even if it was kind of fun, the pressure to win every time sucked the fun out of it. What else can I do for fun… Magic! That is fun!… I am using Magic for ten years to survive this Galaxy, so that is not an option too.
The Twins? They are fun, but that is nothing new, neither are Padme and my handmaidens… her handmaidens. My animagus birds are out too, they can't fly yet. They would be sitting ducks if I go out into the wild as a bird...
Hah! I found a new hobby! It is called Annoying People! Did you know that the Patronus can travel between planets in a heartbeat? My Patronus is a Phoenix, and the first one to receive it was Padme. She was in her private quarters spending some time with her girlfriends… friends that are girls, dude, don't start spreading rumors.
Amazed, she watched the shiny bird, she was shocked when the bird began to speak with my voice: "Princess! I discovered something new! I can use this to wish you good night… ah? Sabé, Yané, Rabé, Saché, even Eirtaé are here? Good night my beauties, sleep well, don't do anything I wouldn't do… no don't do the things I already do. I know, the twins spoiled me doing that."
I did cheat a bit before I send my Patronus in and spied on them with my Phoenix, no, that is not stalking! That is doing a Sting! He made millions with that song, so it is an accepted social courting rite! It made me know the likes and dislikes of my handmaidens, and where the birthmarks are… ok I admit it is Stalking, I get bored fast you know, even with so many planets and Trillions of people, there is nothing good on the Tellie.
So… using my Phoenix to look at Padme getting naughty with her handmaidens, to release some of their pressure, is not creepy at all. All right! It is creepy! Bite me! Try to watch a romance movie about Wookies, or porn with a Hut in the leading role, that makes spying on Padme a normal act.
I wanted to obliviate myself after watching that porn from that Hut and those Wookies got me a headache with their annoying growling. Padme and her girls doing Yuri was a breath of fresh air compared to that.
It took a week before the handmaidens got the nerves to visit me. Eirtaé pulled my ear and asked: "Is that shiny bird spying on us Ani? What else did it see? What did you see little boy?"
What is her problem? She is pulling on my ears every time she sees me! I protested: "That shiny bird doesn't see anything! It just gives a message and fades away!"
Eirtaé pulled harder: "So, it was your voice on that bird, that means you are spying on us little brat. What did you see?"
This needs some damage control or they are going to be violent. Do I lie, or just bullshit half-truths? Telling her about her birthmark on her inner thigh will get me in a bacta tank for a week. I am going to lie my ass off.
I looked up at Eirtaé: "I sliced into the security cameras in the hallway to the Princess's chambers, Eirtaé, I knew all of you were in there! I was teasing you!… What were you doing in there that got you so mad? Ah! You are blushing! Tell me, what were you doing with my Princess?"
Eirtaé back paddled: "None of your business, little brat! And she is our Queen, not your princess at all."
Yané commented: "It was a beautiful bird Ani, that is a very unusual skill you have, the feeling that this bird gave me was something special. It made me feel loved."
I smiled at Yané, I like her, she doesn't pull at my ear every time I do something wrong: "If you want, I can send one every evening, just ask."
Shiri came to my rescue: "Ani is doing that to us too, that bird makes us feel happy and loved."
That is not all my Patronus was doing, a certain green Jedi got one too: "Love… must suppress emotion, leads to the Dark Side, Hmm?"
Palpatine got the next one: "Hey dumbass, you are not hating enough! You call yourself a Sith Lord? Where is the anger? The rage? You are a poor excuse of a politician!"
Ah, I got both of them mad. I call it progress, mindless bullying is fun. I am a rebel without a cause! Although I do have a cause, getting thirteen is one of them, getting shagged is another.
Xxxxx
The droids finally got their makeover, I pimped them up well, they missed a shield generator, and buying two hundred thousand of them is ridiculous. Instead, I added Invisibility and Unplottable to them, upgrade their guns with cooling and unlimited ammo, linked to their core, if those guns get robbed that would be bad news.
It presented a demand that need fixing. Hyperdrives and shield generators for my Gundams and shields for my normal droids. And a bigger workshop, no, a new factory, but not on this planet, there is a planet close to the asteroid belt, that has promising resources, the planet doesn't have an atmosphere, which isn't a problem for my droids.
We remodeled some droids into mining droids and posted them on that planet, regularly adding more to them. A few months on the mining planet resulted in a few new factory buildings with an ore processing smelter and a shield generator plant. The shields were the most in demand, it will make my Gundams hard to kill.
To sass Eirtaé, every time she played naughty with the girls and is about to reach the top, my Patronus appeared and wished her goodnight. After the third time, she screamed that she will tear the ears from my head.
Sabé calmed her down: "Eirtaé, it is obvious he is peeking at us, don't get mad, he is counting on it, let's give him a show of what he isn't allowed to touch. See Ani? I get to suck Eirtaé's beautiful tits, oh and her pussy tastes divine, she loves it when I put my fingers in it and rub her G spot. There, that is a fine orgasm. Knowing that he is watching gives it something extra isn't it Eirtaé? Did you feel his eyes burn on your body? His frustration he can't have us? Now do me, I want to have him a good look at me too."
Crap, it backfired! They are getting off knowing I am watching, and I can't do anything about it. Soon all the handmaidens are into it, even Padme, it spiced their naughty time up by teasing me with their dirty talk.
Xxxxx
My eleventh birthday party came and went, I forgot it, in the shield factory were some problems that needed my attention, and did not answer my calls. Two days later when I came home, the twins and Mum scolded me for forgetting my party.
Aola commented: "Padme was disappointed Ani, the girls too. They obviously looked forwards to your party, you better make it up to them."
I looked sideways at her and asked: "I don't have to make it up to you and Shiri?"
Shiri and Aola hugged me, Shiri answered: "You are working to keep us safe Ani, nothing you do can disappoint us. There will be more birthdays. We know you love us and what you are doing is for our benefit, wash up and visit the girls."
At the palace, the servants led me to Padme's private quarters, when I was allowed in, I faced six glares, it puzzled me, why would they be mad that I forgot my own birthday? If I forgot theirs, that would be a justified reason to get yelled at, silently I went over the dates… no I didn't miss one, I have a droid specially programmed for that, I just forgot to enter my own date.
I fell to my knees and softly sighed: "Princess, girls, I did an unforgivable thing, I forgot my birthday! The party wasn't a party without my witty presence and sassy banter. I know that I hurt your feelings, to miss being able to hug me must have been hard on you."
I stood up and continued in a normal tone: "I am sorry for not being there for you, but these last days I was so close to making an important discovery that I forgot the date."
I opened my backpack and took six arm protectors out, they were too wide to be called bracers and will cover a big part of the forearm when you put them on.
I started explaining: "The reason we can't use shields on our bodies is that they are harmful to our health and cause our cells to degrade, the ships and vehicles are coated with a protective layer to prevent that. It is also the reason why we only shield up during combat situations."
I handed the arm protectors out and said: "I solved the radiation problem and made these prototypes, they can handle most of the blasters and plasma guns, even the lightsaber from the Jedi will not get through for twenty strokes. For this one, I added a sensor that reacts to evil intent and activate the shield when you are in danger."
Eirtaé glared at me and said: "You rotten kid! You make it impossible for us to stay mad at you! We planned to let you suffer for a month, and we can't even last two minutes. Now, how do we activate it?"
Hah! I scored points with Eirtaé! She is the most protective of the six, not in a fighting way, but if she is out to get you, you better run... Fast. She is a top slicer and can make your life miserable with a few strokes on her data pad. She burned my ass a few times already, nothing bad though, just embarrassing me when I pranked her too hard.
I showed them how to put it on and link it to their blood, then how to activate and deactivate it, after that I said: "Even when the shield is off, these arm protectors are made from Phrik. Consider it jewelry."
Padme gave me a hug: "You are forgiven Ani, and we apologize for acting out this way. We should have known you had a good reason to forget your birthday. It is that on these rare occasions, we can be ourselves and forget our duties."
I hugged back, of course, too bad I grew too high to bury my face in her boobs, but she pressed them against my body, my hands landed on her ass though. Hmm… soft, but firm, fine stock. I knew I blew the moment when I squeezed her butt a bit too hard.
She slapped the back of my head: "Don't be too greedy Ani."
I mumbled: "I'm not sorry at all Princess. Totally worth it."
Rabé asked: "Ani? We know that you are spying on us, but we never can find out how you do that, is it a Force skill? Or is it a magic skill? It is not technology, we had these chambers investigated three times."
It is time I let them know I guess, Aola, Shiri and Mum already met the Phoenix, it is that I don't have a lot of friends, keeping too many secrets from them will hurt me in the long run… or I need to make more friends. Somehow I always end up spending my time preparing for future problems, so that I forget to live in the now.
I answered: "I still have some secrets, some even Mum doesn't know of, I can show you one, the one I use to spy on you, it is a Magic transformation. I can change myself into a bird. A Magical bird."
I changed into a Phoenix in front of the girls and sang a happy song. Speechless the girls saw a tropical bird on the place where a boy just stood. I flamed to Eirtaé's shoulder and rubbed my head against her cheek.
She dryly asked: "So you are the perv that is bugging us? What is stopping me from plucking your feathers and serving you with apple sauce?"
