Chapter One:

The Beginning of the Kraziest Kirby Story Ever


Planet Popstar, located in another galaxy, thousands and thousands of miles away from our solar system where our planet Earth is located. It is the most incredible place in the galaxy, populated by millions of beings and known as the home of Dream Land.

It has been three months since the villain known as the Nightmare Entity invaded and was taken down by the cute puffball known as Kirby, Dream Land has known nothing but peace. King Dedede, the land's benevolent ruler, has mostly been quiet, refraining from any villainy.

Today was a quiet day in the towering Castle Dedede, the king himself was asleep in his throne room, two red Waddle Dees holding spears stood by his side, guarding him just in case if anyone came in to attack the king. Kirby was in Grass Land, having a good nap like everybody else.

Like all the inhabitants of his land, Dedede dreamed. Today, his dreams were of lush and tropical beach planets, sharing the throne with a pretty female penguin and having a pet that was cute on Kirby's level, small and furry.

Dedede owed Kirby for beating Nightmare. In fact, he regretted breaking and not replacing the Star Rod with a duplicate. Everyone else in his palace was silent, Meta Night was alone in his private chamber, practicing his sword play.

Bandana Dee was on the balcony, keeping an eye out for attacking armies from Dream Land's rival nations; Jurdastine, Haydesium and Woodsland. There had been many occasions over the years where both nations would attack and try to take it over. Thankfully, their attempts failed.

During Dedede's time as king, the three other realms had not invaded. Dedede had ensured the friendly ties between Dream Land and those realms remained strong and unbreakable. Of course, there was more than enemy kingdoms to worry about, alien invasions were also bad news.

The Dark Lord Nightmare was an alien invader from an unknown dimension beyond the universe. Popstar had rarely been visited or invaded by alien ambassadors or alien invaders. After the defeat of the Nightmare entity, all of Dream Land was starting to expect more aliens.

Many were hoping that Dedede would form some sort of alliance between Popstar and whatever alien race they made contact with. The king was never afraid of a good First Contact policy. "Do you feel this feels like a boring day?" Red Waddle Guard #1 asked Red Waddle #2

"Heck no." Number #2 rolled his eyes, "Well, admittedly, yes."

"You wish something happened today?"

"What could happen I'd wish to happen?"

"I dunno… Earthquake? Alien invasion?"

As if the universe had been waiting for the Waddle Dee to bring it up, the ground began to shake and a loud whirring emitted from somewhere outside the castle walls, waking up King Dedede from his deep sleep.

"Huh?!" The fat penguin exclaimed, "Whuzzat, I'm up and awake. WHAT'S GOING ON, are we experiencing an earthquake and is the world about to endure something apocalyptic?"

"Really doubt it, sir!" Red Dee #1 shrugged, "We may have to go outside and investigate."

In his room, Meta Knight was just about to cut a fake Dedede in half when the castle began quaking. "What?" He exclaimed in his Japanese accent, "What the blazes is going on here?"

Meta Knight threw open the doors and stepped out onto his garden balcony overlooking a wide-courtyard down below just as a huge shadow fell upon the castle, blocking out the sun.

"What madness is this?" Meta asked, "WHAT THE CRABBY SNAPPY SWORDPLAY?"

An enormous spaceship hovered over the castle, gray and metallic as well as shaped like a huge ball with a face on it. A face with green eyes, whiskers and a pink nose and a mouth.

"WHAT CRAZY MOVIE AM I IN?" Meta Knight shouted, "Invasion of the Ball Aliens?"

The rumbling was winding down by the time Dedede, his guards and Bandana Dee made their way outside to see what was the matter. The huge ship up above was parked, completely unchanged in terms of its design.

At first glance, the penguin king scoffed, "Ha! Who decides to make a ship look like that?"

A loud meow echoed from the ship's P.A system, followed suit by a beeping noise as a translation device translated the meow, "We are representatives of the Cat Planet, we come in peace."


After a nice meal, Kirby deserved a good nap. Not even bothering to move inside his house to his bedroom, the little puffball lay upon the grass with his arms and feet spread out. The little guy slept like a baby, which he was, and happened to be a heavy sleeper.

Because of that, he could sleep through anything from earthquakes to the start of a natural disaster to wild parties. He deserved to have rest after that fierce battle on the moon, Kirby hoped that the next threat would take time to show up, he preferred Dream Land being safe.

Dedede didn't count as a threat, unless he started stealing fruit from the locals again or announced some crazy campaign to conquer the world. Since he beat Nightmare, Kirby and Dedede had been on more friendlier terms.

While he was asleep, Kirby's dreams came and went, each different from the last. Very recently, he had dreamed that a furry alien creature with four legs known as a cat had come and became his adopted pet.

Kirby wasn't planning on having any pets in the immediate future, but it would be nice to have some kind of animal buddy like a bear or wolf. As he slept, Kirby dreamed that he was chasing a burger as someone laughed at him.

Very soon, the burger got tired and Kirby caught up. He took a massive deep breath and began sucking in the burger, the sentient food was whimpering and screaming as he got closer towards the pink one's mouth.

It was quite the struggle, but eventually, Kirby swallowed the burger whole and let out a huge and earth-shattering burp. The mystery person laughing at him went bonkers, proclaiming that he'd done something deemed impossible.

Just when it looked like the mystery person would reveal him or herself, the puffball felt something wet touch the top of his head. Realizing that something was happening outside the dream, Kirby woke up.

His blue eyes fluttered open slowly, a left eye raised and a right cringed. He blinked, then he double winked. Looking up, Kirby found himself taking in the sight of of a fur-covered gray-colored creature with dark-gray stripes, a round head, four legs, blue eyes and a slightly long tail.

The nameless "tabby" kept sniffing, showing curiosity towards Kirby. Kirby smiled and waved, "Hi, Kitty." He said in his cute and energetic voice. The cat reared back, almost startled. Its tail fluffed, ears up and eyes wide. Kirby was still keeping the smile and waved optimistically.

"Mew!" The cat replied, its meow a squeak. "Mrow, meow meow!" A voice in the back of Kirby's mind translated the cat's language, 'I am Fuzzyton, a humble citizen of the Cat Planet. Come with me to the palace of your leader, we need your help.'

"Ok!" Kirby said aloud, he scratched the fuzz head's, well, head. "Lead the way." The cat named Fuzzyton leapt back in alarm, it apparently did not expect Kirby to speak so much...