In a bizarre fusion of the Mushroom Kingdom and The Owl House, we see a massive, outdoor theater has been set up, complete with props, decorations, and references to The Super Mario Bros and The Owl House while a large crowd of people has been gathered. There's Janna, DAU Kermit, Omnitraxus, Rex, the Warner Siblings, Hooty (who brought King with him), TFS Nappa, and a bunch of other people hanging around with the Toads and Koopas from the Mario Bros franchise while RJ "Jay" Writing Ink is busy helping get everyone drinks and food. That's when Hooty manages to turn and look at...wait, is he looking at us?
Hooty: Hoot, hoot! Hi there, friends! It's me, your old pal Hooty!
*Yep, he's looking at us. Jay, please help us!*
Hooty: Oh, you want to talk to Jay? Oh, I'm sorry, but he doesn't have that new chapter he promised this week. He tried to get it done the last weekend, but he got so distracted writing stuff for The Owl House that he couldn't finish it in time. He's really sorry about it, though. That's probably why he's gone all out on this fusion party for The Super Mario Bros. Movie and The Owl House series finale.
Jay: I'M A FAILURE AS A WRITER!
Hooty: See what I mean? So, we just decided to give him the week off. We're going to binge-watch The Owl House on Disney+ over the next two days to hype us up for the finale. So make sure that you come back next week. The hype will have worn down by then.
King: Hooty, who are you talking to? Is there someone here? Ask them why I'm not trending on YouTube!
Hooty: King, this isn't about you! It's about all of us!
No, seriously, you guys. I spent all of last weekend writing deep character dives into my favorite characters from The Owl House and I couldn't finish this next chapter in time. I am really sorry about it, though. Really wanted to dedicate this to the end of The Owl House. Luckily, since we've got shows like The Ghost and Molly McGee, I don't think story-driven content's fully gone from Disney at this point. See you guys next week.
