Disclaimer: I own NONE of the characters from Interviews With Monster Girls, I'm only borrowing them. Don't sue me, I'm broke.

This story is also a divergence from the anime and manga canon, so don't write me angry letters that I'm getting the characters wrong. Or if you really feel like it, write me anyway.

Interviews With Monster Girls: Succubus Tries to be social.

It was near the end of the day, and two teachers were talking as they walked.

"Wait a minute," Takahashi blinked slightly in surprise, "you have a CLUB, now?"

Sakie Satou smiled back wryly, "Yes, once a week. As well as occassional outings." At his perplexed look she continued, "It's one for asexuals."

"Ah!" Takahashi realized. "Of course, people with no interest in sex would not be affected by your powers."

"Shhh!" Satou hushed him, making sure there were no students around to overhear. Takahashi was a nice guy, but he could be a bit awkward when his curiosity about Demi's came up.

"Sorry," Takahashi said quietly.

"Anyway, I explained my condition to the manager of the group, and she agreed to let me attend," Satou explained. "It's nice being able to go out with people."

"Do any of them react to...," Takashi asked curiously, his scientist side manifesting.

"Very little. I expect I'd have to fully use my abilities to have an effect," Satou answered, somewhat amused by the taller man.

Takahashi VISIBLY looked like he wanted to ask something, but was restraining himself.

"No, I will not try it out and let you know," Satou said firmly.

"I didn't think so," Takahashi nodded a bit glumly.

"Anyway, I need to go. Have a nice night," Satou bowed slightly.

"You too," Takahashi waved.

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"So, have you TOLD her you aren't actually ACE, Jun?" the pretty brunette noted as the group got together before the official meeting started.

Jun visibly blushed, the slightly older redhead looking sheepish. "No, I haven't. But it doesn't bother me," she noted flatly.

"You LIIIIKE her, don't you?" another young woman teased.

\ "No teasing, please," a older woman noted. "Besides, I like Sakie's visits. It reminds me of being young and wanting to bang young men like screen doors."

"MISS YOKO!" Jun yelped.

"What? It's true," Yoko laughed.

Jun sighed. She had met Satou a few weeks ago, when the young woman had met with her about their organization 'Aces High.' A social club for asexuals, they met weekly, as well as went out on group activities. Satou had explained her situation, and had asked if she could accompany the group.

Jun had offered to let her attend one session, then see what the others said. To Jun's minor annoyance Sakie hit it off well with everybody, and she had been invited back. And all along Jun had felt a low level of attraction to her...

'I really need to just tell her,' Jun noted.

"Good evening, everyone," Satou called as the younger woman hurried in. Once again she was dressed in a unattractive track suit. That and her glasses were probably supposed to make her look less attractive. Sadly it mostly just made her look cute.

'I have GOT to stop that,' Jun sighed.

"Hello, Sakie-chan," several older members called impishly. The younger all used the respectful 'Satou-san' of course.

"Hello," Satou smiled sweetly at Jun as she sat beside her.

"Hi," Jun smiled back. She coughed, then shook her head to try to dispel the love-fog. "All right, is everyone here?" she addressed the group.

"I think Hikari has overtime on her job tonight." one young man volunteered.

"Thank you, Toji," Jun made a note. "All right, free discussion to start with," she continued briskly, "issues, questions, problems you want to discuss?"

"I have a co-worker who isn't taking the hint I'm not interested," Shiina noted, frowning cutely. "I told him about being ace, but he doesn't get it."

Various suggestions were offered, with Sakie offering, "If we have to, one of us could pose as your boyfriend or girlfriend. Even the thickest guy will acknowledge if someone's taken."

Jun had to fight hard to not imagine Sakie in a tux, along with Shiina.

"Not me SPECIFICALLY, obviously, or the dummy might try asking for a threesome," Sakie added dryly.

"Ha!" Shiina laughed.

"Has that actually happened to you?" Jun had to ask Satou quietly.

"Yes, actually. It sucked," Satou made a face.

Jun patted her arm gently, once again feeling that odd thrill that came with touching her. Forcing herself not to react, she made herself focus on the meeting. "Anyone else want to discuss anything?" she asked the group.

One of the young men looked sheepish. "My boyfriend wants to have sex more often than I'm comfortable with. I mostly go along, but...," he shrugged.

"God, yes," another woman agreed. "I go along to keep my guy happy, but I can't say I enjoy it much."

"I would suggest tactfully letting your lovers know about your feelings," Jun suggested. "As always, opening and maintaining lines of communication are vital."

As Jun talked, she noticed that Satou seemed fascinated. Which she supposed made sense... the slightly younger woman had admitted she hadn't had sex yet.

The meeting wrapped up, and Jun addressed the group again. "We still need suggestions for our monthly excursion," she reminded them, "email me ideas."

"Right," several called as they headed off.

"And NOT a strip bar," Jun added.

"Awww," Miss Yoko pouted, the granny shuffling out.

Satou, being a responsible adult, stayed to help clean up. Which mostly amounted to stacking up chairs, admittedly. "Someone actually suggested a strip bar?" she asked wryly.

"I love Miss Yoko dearly, but...," Jun shrugged eloquently, making Satou laugh.

They walked out of the community center together, Satou smiling faintly.

"I have something I should confess," Jun admitted as they walked.

"You're not asexual, you just moderate the group," Satou noted calmly.

Jun blinked, "You knew?"

"You blush more than the others," Satou noted. She smiled shyly, "I do appreciate how you handle it."

Jun, annoyingly, blushed again. "Thank you," she said. They reached her car as Jun noted, "You took transit, right?"

"I did," Satou agreed.

"I could give you a ride," Jun offered. "I know crowded trains are an issue for you..."

Satou smiled warmly. "That's sweet of you, but it's late enough I should be fine," she noted. "Thank you, though."

"You're welcome," Jun sighed as she watched her walk off.

To be continued...

Notes: It occurred to me that Satou's powers might not actually work on characters who are asexual. She herself notes that there are folks who aren't naturally sexual whom her powers as a succubus don't have much effect. The anime and manga also don't agree on how her powers work: manga shows it working on both sexes, anime it's MOSTLY guy focused. Tho there's a girl student who crushes on Satou, but that may just be the usual yuri thing.