Two days later, Snotlout wakes up from his coma and ask "where's Dagur?!"
Spitelout sighs "your awake from your coma, son."
Snotlout sighs "where's Dagur?"
Spitelout answers "he's Astrid's escort around the village for a little bit until your clear from healing because Hiccup has told the villagers that when your healed, he was going to put you on your deathbed for touching his wife."
Snotlout sighs "he interrupted me from having the time of my life with Astrid."
Spitelout scowls "you stupid son, attacking Astrid when she's married to Hiccup! Do you realize that Hiccup is now demanding blood retribution for you raping her!"
Snotlout gulps "Hiccup is demanding what?!"
Spitelout scowls "he wants to beat you and put you on your death bed!"
Snotlout grumbles "she was supposed to be my wife! I wasn't going to let her get away without getting what I paid for and that was consummating with her!"
Spitelout scowls "are you done with her because after your done healing, Hiccup plans on putting you back in Gothi's hut for raping his wife and putting Astrid's dragon asleep with dragon nip!"
Snotlout sighs "Dagur interrupted me from consummating with Astrid."
A voice interrupts their conversation "I see your awake."
Spitelout and Snotlout turn their heads to see Hiccup standing there in front of the door.
Snotlout ask "how is Astrid doing?"
Hiccup answers "she's taken care of. Had her drink moon tea to prevent unwanted pregnancy by you and I gave her a dose of healing saliva."
Snotlout sighs "I just wanted what my father paid for and no one was going to stop me from getting it. If your wife would have just submitted to me, I wouldn't have to rape her."
Hiccup scowls and says "Gothic told me that you have a low chance of having kids. When your cleared, I'm going to take away your manhood."
Snotlout sighs "I'm not done with Astrid because I didn't finish inside your wife because Dagur pulled me out of her."
Hiccup comments "well you won't ever get that chance again because after I beat the shit out of you, your be assigned a chaperone to make sure you can't attack my wife again."
Snotlout scowls "your wife belongs to me!"
Hiccup pulls out a dagger and holds it against his neck and deathly says "if you touch my wife again, I'll cut your head off with my katana."
He leaves the hut and goes backs to his family.
(Inside Hiccup and Astrid's house)
Astrid was playing with Zephyr when Hiccup walked inside the house and grumbles "that jerk of a cousin of mine!"
She ask "what happen, babe?"
Hiccup sighs rubbing his forehead "Snotlout told me that he wasn't done with you until he finished inside you to get what he paid for."
Astrid gags "he's disgusting. He doesn't take a bath like you everyday and he's a pig."
Zephyr babbles for trying to talk.
A week later, the guard rings the warring bell.
Stoick, Magnus, Spitelout walked down to the docks to welcome the visiting tribe.
Chief Hamish smiles "it's good to see your doing well, Chief Stoick. Is your son back?"
Stoick grins "yes, his exile was over and he's married and has a daughter now."
Chief Hamish ask "did he get married in the wild?"
Stoick grins "nope, he and his wife went to a friend of my wife and had a wedding ceremony. His wife is Astrid Haddock."
Fragonard ask in shock "Astrid Hofferson married Hiccup? I thought she would stay single because she hated Snotlout and said Hiccup was a loser."
Magnus sighs "she had a change of heart about Hiccup after he befriended a Night Fury and ended the dragon raids."
Fragonard comments "I want to see her now!"
Magnus comments "of course. Follow us."
He leads Fragonard around the village until they find Astrid at his house walking outside.
Fragonard comments "so, I heard that married Hiccup the loser."
Astrid sighs "he was a loser until he became something worth dating."
Zephyr scowls "daddy's not a loser. He's amazing."
Astrid sighs "daughter, why don't you go play with Stormfly?"
Zephyr sighs "okay, mommy" and leaves to go play with Stormfly.
After Zephyr left, Astrid sighs "what do you want, Fragonard?"
Fragonard comments "I think I recall a memory of married couple by the name Ryan Darkness and Anna Harrison."
Astrid sighs "yeah, me and Hiccup pose as those names to hide our marriage from Snotlout Jorgenson."
Fragonard seductively says why the guards escorting you around the village?"
Astrid answers "Snotlout attacked me twice, so my husband has demanded a fight and that should be starting right now."
Astrid turns to her daughter and says "sweetie, your father might want to see you after the fight."
Fragonard ask "mind if I come watch?"
(With Hiccup)
Hiccup walked inside the arena to see Snotlout ready and says "I don't plan on showing you mercy."
Snotlout scowls you took my future wife and married her!"
Gobber comments "don't get blood on my arena floor."
Hiccup grumbles "I plan on making him bleed a lot."
Stoick shouts "BEGIN!"
Snotlout charge at Hiccup with his sword raised.
Hiccup shattered the sword with Inferno and begin punching him with rapid speed.
He knee him in the stomach over.
Snotlout roll over and put his hands up for mercy.
Hiccup scowls "you want mercy? Where's the mercy that you didn't show my wife after we announced that we're married and your not allowed to touch her?"
Snotlout whimpers "I'm sorry!"
Hiccup scowls "sorry. All out of mercy."
He grabs his arm and twist it to make him front flip hurting his back.
He kicks him in the groin.
Snotlout screams in pain.
Fragonard comments "that can't be Hiccup who couldn't lift anything."
