Snotlout spent five dates with Minden.
First date they talk about themselves.
Minden ask "how close are you with Hiccup?"
Snotlout answers "we're cousins and we made peace. I was upset that he won my ex-girlfriend's love and had a daughter."
Minden comments "you seem to have gotten over her."
Snotlout nods his head "yeah. After we talked our problems out and I moved on to let her enjoy her marriage with her husband and family."
Minden curious ask "is there truth to the rumor that you and Astrid had an affair?"
Snotlout ask "would you date me if I said yes?"
Minden answers "only if it was one time."
Snotlout sighs "we consummate three times."
Minden ask "and did you two end the affair?"
Snotlout answers "yes. Two days ago and she told me that she wanted to end the affair since you were coming to ask me out on a date."
Minden comments "I don't do that until two years of dating or after a year of dating and marriage."
They call it a night and go to bed.
Second date was them going flying to the north to see the northern lights and return back to Berk.
When they return, Astrid walked up to them and ask "how was your second date?"
Minden answers "it was okay. I want to ask you if you think about wanting to sleep with my possible new boyfriend?"
Astrid shakes her head "no. I'm done with him after he showed my husband how to make love to me and quiet my moans while doing it."
Snotlout smiles "happy to help your love life, Astrid."
Astrid comments "Ruffnut has been trying to get Fishlegs in bed with her, bTut he is too shy and wants to marry her first."
Third date, Snotlout brought Minden flowers and took her to cliff for a dinner date."
While their date was going on, Astrid walk past the thorston house to hear Ruffnut scream "OH YEAH, FISHLEGS, GIVE IT TO ME HARD."
She laughed and went to find her husband and daughter to tell him the story.
Fourth date, Snotlout took Minden to the cove for private swimming in their bathing suits.
Fifth date, Minden kissed Snotlout on his lips and ask "are you interested in dating me?"
Snotlout grins "yes. I didn't think I would meet a girl who likes me for me."
Minden comments "I have to go back home and let them know that I'm leaving the wing maidens tribe."
Snotlout comments "I'll be here waiting for you to return."
After Minden left for the wing maidens, Astrid and Hiccup ask "what are your thoughts about dating Minden?"
Snotlout answers "she's great and I like her."
Astrid grins "good for you two."
Hiccup comments "happy to hear that Minden accepted you."
Snotlout sighs "I didn't think she would want to date me after I told her that I had an affair with Astrid three times."
Astrid corrects him "four times if you count double team me after Hiccup finish inside me on dragon island."
Hiccup comments "I think I'll turn that into a place to go to if you want to consummate with your girlfriend or wife in private without anyone knowing."
Snotlout ask "did you notice that new dragon rider named Eret?"
Astrid answers "yes. We figured he could be a great help around here and help fight dragon hunters and has information on other dragon trappers that we may come across. Why?"
Hiccup grins "his training is coming along good."
Snotlout comments "I notice that he seems to smile big when he sees Astrid sighs when he sees Zephyr with her."
Astrid comments "I'm done with sharing myself between two men. The only one I'll give myself to is my husband."
Hiccup ask "didn't like getting pleasure from two men?"
Astrid grins "yes, but I don't want that anymore because of you being chief and me the chief's wife. I don't want anymore people talking about how I give myself to men for my pleasure."
Hiccup comments "I guess you have to tell him your not interested in anyone else besides your husband."
Astrid comments "why don't you sleep with another girl? There was this girl named Heather who visit us while Hiccup was gone in exile."
Hiccup ask "what did she look like?"
Snotlout answers "she had green eyes, black hair, likes dragons and has a seductive body figure."
Hiccup comments "I think I met her years ago but I would have to meet her again to remember her."
Astrid ask "you met her before?"
Hiccup answers "I met a girl with that description and she was adopted."
Snotlout comments "she was adopted too."
A week later, Hiccup and his riding team were on their way back to Berk after battling dragon hunters.
They stop to see Johann sailing to Berk and Hiccup ask "any news that I should know about?"
Johann answers "I see you have a new dragon rider with your team."
Eret smiles "I'm Eret, a dragon rider in training."
Johann comments "well I heard of a dragon rider hunting for things to find her real family."
Hiccup comments "maybe we could help her?"
Astrid sighs "we need rest after a battle and rescued dragons over night."
Hiccup sighs "you go rest, I'll go look for this dragon rider."
Astrid takes the riders home while Hiccup and Toothless flew in direction of the mystery dragon rider."
Eret sighs "he must be wide awake."
Astrid comments "I thought he would want to see his daughter. I know she would be worried about her father."
Three hours later, while everyone was sleeping in their bedrooms, Hiccup returned with mystery dragon rider."
Heather comments "so you have a wife and a daughter?"
Hiccup nods his head "yeah and she's popular in the attraction department."
Heather comments "your not bad looking either."
Hiccup sighs "she dated my cousin when she was twelve years old and thought I was a loser. Then she decided to sleep with him to stop him from coming after her and raping her. Then she wanted to share herself with both me and my cousin."
