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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend right weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers.
(Intro)
(The episode starts at the cliff where the contestants are)
Chris: Today's challenge is threefold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot high cliff into the lake.
Bridgette: Piece of cake.
Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. the wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with, (three sharks circle) psychotic man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free.
Leshawna: Excuse me?
Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives. There will be a crate of supplies waiting below. (Several supplies of boxes appear) Inside each create are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge. (A hot tub appears) Building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. (A creature appears inside from one of the suitcases) Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first.
Bridgette: Oh wow, so you wants to go first?
(Killer Bass are unsure who wants to go first, a cricket chirps from the background)
(The scene goes to the Screaming Gophers)
Owen: Hey, don't sweat it, guys, I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunts first to make sure it's survivable.
(A flashback shows Chris and Chef on the cliff, Chef is in his bathing suit, he wears an inner tube)
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that.
Chef: Do I look like an intern?
Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital, come on, just jump it you big chicken. (He imitates a chicken bawking) Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
Chef: (putting on his goggles) I don't get paid enough for this man. (he jumps and screams and lands on the water) Hey, I made it, I made it, man! (Suddenly, something approaches Chef's legs) Someone just brushed my foot! (A shark circles around Chef) Hey, Chris, man. Someone right down here! (he lands in the water, he screams and runs in mid-air, referencing Scooby-Doo)
Chris: Well, that seems safe.
(The flashback ends)
Eva: So, who's up?
Duncan: Ladies first,
Bridgette: Fine, I'll go, it's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks. (She jumps, then she splashes, she waves, the Dock of Shame arrives)
Tyler: She did it, yeah, I'm next. (He jumps) Cowabunga! (Tyler lands on a buoy, he groans)
Bridgette: Ooh!
(Tyler slides on the buoys and lands on the water)
Geoff: (Jumps) Woohoo!
Eva: (Jumps) Look out below!
(Duncan crosses his arm silently as he falls)
DJ: Uh-uh, no way, man. (nervous) I'm not jumping.
Chris: Scared of heights?
DJ: Yeah, ever since I was a kid.
Chris: That's okay, big guy. (Walks up to DJ) Unfortunately, that makes you a chicken, so you'll have to wear (_uts a chicken hat on DJ) this for the rest of day.
DJ: Aw man, for real?
Chris: Bawk, bawk, bawk! That means the chicken path is that-a-way.
(DJ goes on the escalator for the "chicken path")
(Ezekiel jumps)
Ezekiel: Yee-haw! (he bumps onto a rock, then he lands)
(The Killer Bass cheers, except for Eva. Ezekiel gives a thumbs up)
(It's Harold's turn, he jumps)
Harold: Yes! (he jumps and screams. He painfully lands on his crotch, he screams in pain, Bridgette, Eva, and Geoff flinch, several birds fly away)
Shark: Ooh!
(Harold continues to scream in pain, he lands in the water)
Chris: Oh, hate to see that happen.
Courtney: Excuse me, Chris, I have a medical condition.
Chris: What condition?
Courtney: A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.
Chris: You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win, and then they'll hate you.
Courtney: It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team and I don't think nine of them will jump.
(The Screaming Gophers looks at the audience or Courtney)
Chris: Alright, (puts a chicken hat on Courtney) here is your chicken hat. (Courtney looks at her chicken hat) So, let's tally up the results. Hold on, that's seven jumpers and two chickens. That means you're up, girls!
Katie/Sadie: (running to jump off the cliff together) We're coming, Killer Bass! (They both scream happily and lands on the water)
Chris: Okay, so that's nine jumpers and two chickens, Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, (A cart appears) we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on.
Trent: Nice, okay, guys, who's up first?
(The Screaming Gophers are unsure who should jump first)
Heather: I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this.
Beth: Why not?
Heather: Hello, National TV. I'll get my hair wet.
Gwen: You're kidding, right?
Lindsay: If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it. (Heather and Lindsay smile at each other while Leshawna intervenes)
Leshawna: Oh, you're doing it.
Heather: Says who?
Leshawna: Says me, I'm not losing this challenge cuz you got your hairdo you spoil little daddy's girl! (Lindsay, Justin, and Trent look shocked while Noah is enjoying this)
Heather: Back off, ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rap star wannabe! (Beth, Gwen, and Owen look shocked as well)
Leshawna: Mall shopping ponytail-wearing teen girl Rina bacon and hot soup pathway!
Heather: Well, at least I'm popular. (Gwen looks shocked, Noah continues to enjoy the argument, Cody also looks shocked, Justin looks himself at the mirror and smiles)
Leshawna: You're jumping!
Heather: Make me!
(Leshawna literally forces Heather to jump, she lifts her and drops her, Heather screams, she lands, she coughs)
Heather: Leshawna, you're so dead!
Leshawna: Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, then now, I just hope I can hit it too. (She jumps and screams. Leshawna smiles at Heather)
Lindsay: I thought this was going to be a talent contest.
Chris: (laughs) Yeah, (laughs again) No.
(Lindsay screams as she falls)
(Gwen screams as she falls)
(Cody screams as he falls)
(Izzy screams excitedly as she falls)
(Justin dives, he doesn't scream)
Leshawna: Paddle!
(Two sharks approach Justin, the sharks are about to eat him, but they stop, Justin's theme plays again, the two sharks fall in love with Justin's looks. Heather and Lindsay watch as a fall-in-loved shark carries Justin to shore. Justin jumps off from the shark)
Beth: I-I can't do it. I'm too scared. (Chris holds a chicken hat for Beth) I'm sorry! (Cody and Leshawna imitate a chicken's bawk)
Cody/Leshanwa: Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
Lindsay: That was so lame right?
Heather: Fully lame.
(Beth walks to the escalator, looking disappointed)
Trent: Let's do this. (He and Owen high five, Trent runs to the cliff and jumps off-screen) Yeah! (he lands in the water) Woo!
Chris: Okay, campers, there's only one person left, you guys need this job for the win, no pressure, dude. (Owen smiles in relief) Okay, there's pressure.
(The Screaming Gophers cheer for Owen)
Heather: Just do it, jump, jump, do it, Owen, do it!
(Owen puts his inflatables on his arms)
Owen: I was pretty darn nervous.
Confessional: Owen
Owen: See, the thing is I'm not that strong a swimmer.
Confessional: Geoff
Geoff: I'm looking at this guy and thinking, there's no way he's gonna make it.
Confessional: Gwen
Gwen: I actually thought if he jumps this, he's gonna die.
Confessional ends
Chris: Take a good run at it, buddy, you can do this.
Owen: I'm going to die now, I'm going to frickin' die now.
(The Screaming Gophers look shocked. Owen cracks his fist, The Killer Bass watch Owen. Owen makes a brave look. Noah and Trent look amazed)
Leshawna: Come on, big guy.
(Owen runs to the cliff, he does a war cry. He jumps then screams. Chris looks amazed. Noah and Trent smile, they stop until Owen comes closer to their height, Owen makes a big splash. The teams are wet because of Owen's big splash. A shark is onto a tree)
Owen: Yes! Yeah! Oh yeah, who's the best?!
(Beth cheers)
Leshawna: Yes!
Chris: (in megaphone) The winner is, the Screaming Gophers.
Trent: That's awesome, dude, what's wrong?
Owen: I think I lost my bathing suit.
(The campers are disgusted)
Duncan: Sick!
(The scene cuts to the Screaming Gophers happily singing and walking with their crates)
Screaming Gophers: Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall.
(The Killer Bass are having trouble pulling their crates)
(Duncan kicks his crates. DJ lifts his crates. Courtney pushes the carte, but she got a splinter)
Courtney: Ow. I think I just got a splinter.
(Eva approaches and lifts the crate)
Eva: Shut up and pick your crate. (drops the crate) Chicken.
Courtney: Hey, I'm the only CIT camping experience here, you need me.
(DJ and Eva look confused. They look at each other)
Screaming Gophers: Thirty-two bottles of pop on the wall, (Lindsay stops and picks up a conch shell) thirty-two bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall
(Tyler is lifting a crate and drops it)
Tyler: Uh. I've got to take a whiz.
Eva: Hurry up, where behind.
Katie: Oh, I have to go, too.
Sadie: You do? Oh my gosh, me too.
(Katie and Sadie follow Tyler, Katie and Sadie walk to the left)
(A fly buzzes around Courtney. She smacks it)
Courtney: Ow, I think something just bit me.
Screaming Gophers: Zero bottles of pop on the wall.
Beth: Hey look, there's the campgrounds.
Owen: That was pretty easy.
Cody: I'm pleasantly surprised.
(Katie and Sadie arrive back, Eva taps her foot)
Eva: All better?
Katie: Yep.
Courtney: Can we go now? I think my eye is swelling up.
(They go back to push their crates)
Sadie: Ooh, something is itching me. Are you itching too?
Katie: Totally itchy, really bad.
(The Screaming Gophers are pulling the crates out with their teeth)
Chris: Remember, guys, you can only use your teeth to open the crate. I came up with that one.
(Izzy pulls the crate with her teeth)
Izzy: Hey, I think I got it open. (She opens the crate, she gets a bunch of supplies) Ow, ow, ow, rope on my tongue!
Sadie: D'ooh, it's really itching now.
Katie: Mine feels like it's burning.
(Katie and Sadie's behind burn)
Sadie: Okay, I have to scratch.
(They both scratch)
Chris: You guys are way behind the other team, like way behind. What's the problem?
Courtney: (off-screen) Their butts are itchy.
(Courtney gets a swollen eye)
Chris: Ah, oh my boxers, that's bad.
(Katie and Sadie continues to scratch their behinds)
Bridgette: Did you guys squat down when you peed on the woods?
Katie: Yeah.
Bridgette: Did you happen to notice what kind of plants you were squatting over?
Sadie: They were kind of oval-shaped and green all over the place.
Bridgette: Were they low to the ground about this big? (Katie and Sadie nod their heads) You guys squatted on poison ivy.
(Katie and Sadie look shocked)
Sadie: What do we do?
Katie: Oh no!
Chris: (laughs) No way, that's awesome! (he laughs again)
(Katie and Sadie drag their bottoms to get rid of the burning, but it doesn't work)
Katie and Sadie: Somebody help us!
(Scene cuts to the Gophers looking through their supplies in their carts)
Owen: Yay, check it out, I got wood.
Trent: I've got some tools here, what looks like a pool liner?
(Heather and Lindsay approach to Leshawna)
Heather: I just wanted to say I didn't mean that about you being a ghetto rap star wannabe and I love your earrings, they're so pretty.
Leshawna: Straight up. Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all
Heather: No worries. I needed a push. Truce?
Leshawna: Yeah, yeah, you got it. (Leshawna and Heather fist bump, then leaves)
Lindsay: Did you mean all that stuff you said to Lafawnda back there?
Heather: Leshawna? (scoffs) No, she's going down and P.S. Those are the ugliest earrings I've seen in my life.
Lindsay: Oh. (Heather puts lipstick on) So if you hate her, why are you being nice to her?
Heather: You ever seen one of those shows? Keep your friends close. and your enemies closer.
Lindsay: Oh. I'm your friend, right
Heather: Oh yeah, for now.
(The Gophers are building a hot tub, the Killer Bass arrives, they're missing some of them)
Harold: Finally.
Trent: Hey, what's up, guys?
Leshawna: (appearing from the crate) Hey, aren't you missing a couple of white girls?
(Courtney, Ezekiel, and Harold look around, they don't know where the rest of their team is. Meanwhile, Katie and Sadie are in the water, sighing in relief that their bottoms aren't itching them anymore)
(Sadie farts)
(Katie is disturbed by this)
Sadie: Oops.
Courtney: They're getting a drink.
Harold: (whispering to Ezekiel) Yeah, if they drink with their butts.
Ezekiel: (laughs) It's fun.
(Courtney's swollen eye look worse, Leshawna is shocked)
Leshawna: Ooh, what happened to your eye, girl?
Courtney: Nothing, just an allergy I think.
Ezekiel: I think it's getting worse.
Courtney: Shut up, we don't want to know that.
(Geoff is standing on a bunch of crates)
Geoff: Okay, dudes, it's not too late we can do this.
(Harold drools and Ezekiel picks his nose)
Courtney: Ew.
Ezekiel: What? (he wipes it off)
Bridgette: That's really gross.
Courtney: Okay, look, guys. We have a hot tub to complete and we need a project manager, since I've actually been a CIT before, I'm electing myself.
(The Killer Bass are bored)
Courtney: Any objections?
Duncan: Where do we begin, cyclops?
Courtney: Open the crates. (The Killer Bass gasps) Bridgette, go find those itchy girls. We need the help we can get.
(Beth and Justin fix the hot tub)
(Harold and Geoff fix the hot tub, but it's not built properly the hot tub breaks)
(Heather gives Trent a hammer, Trent fixes a nail. Duncan and Tyler fight for the hammer, Bridgette doesn't pay attention but she ducks and gets the wood, the hammer hits Harold in the groin, Bridgette, who doesn't pay attention hits Harold and knocks him down. Noah pours in the water and passes on to Cody, Cody passes it to Justin, Justin passes it to Gwen, Gwen pours out the water. A leak comes out from the Killer Bass' unproperly built hot tub. Courtney taps the leak. Both hot tubs are finished)
(The scene goes to the Killer Bass)
(Chris tests the Screaming Gophers' hot tub, the scene goes to the Screaming Gophers)
Chris: This is an awesome hot tub.
(The Screaming Gophers cheer, Owen comes out of the hot tub, being naked due to losing his swimsuit. Chris looks at the Bass's hot tub, a seagull is on their hot tub, the Bass gasps, Chris taps the hot tub, but a leak comes out of the hot tub and splashes Chris. The Killer Bass' hot tub collapses)
Chris: Well, I think we have a winner here. The Screaming Gophers.
(The Screaming Gophers cheer. The Killer Bass are disappointed)
Chris: Gophers, you are safe from elimination, and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!
(The Gophers cheer again)
Beth: Yes!
Chris: Killer Bass, what can I say, sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.
Lindsay: We won! We all get to stay in for another three days! (Beth, Heather Lindsay cheer, until Owen interrupts, being naked again)
Owen: Woohoo! Haha! We get to stay-ay, we get to stay-ay, we are so awesome! (hugs Heather and Lindsay) We won the contest.
(The scene goes to the teams in the cafeteria)
Courtney: Alright guys, time to lay out a game plan. Who are we going to vote off?
(The remainder of the Killer Bass stared at her angrily)
Courtney: What?
Duncan: What? WHAT?! (Bangs his fist on the table in frustration) What do mean "what," princess? If it wasn't for you we'd probably have won this thing.
Geoff: Dude's right. You totally bailed on us when it counted.
Courtney: Hey, last time I checked, I wasn't the only one here wearing a chicken hat. (Points at DJ) He didn't jump either.
Eva: True, but when it comes down to the future, I think we'd all rather have the big guy on our team rather than you.
Courtney: (Scoffs) You can't be serious. I was a CIT. You can't get rid of me, you need me!
Tyler: What we needed was for you to jump today, but you didn't.
Courtney: This is ridiculous. (To Katie and Sadie) Girls, you don't think I should be eliminated, do you?
Katie "Well... you really should have jumped for us.
Sadie: Yeah, it wasn't THAT bad. And it could have totally got us the win.
Courtney: But DJ didn't jump either! He should be the one voted off!
DJ: Hey I have my reasons for not jumping, alright? I have a fear of jumping into water from high places.
Harold: How do you get a fear like that?
DJ: I, uh, don't want to talk about it.
Duncan: Well there you go, he had a good reason not to jump. You just decided not to.
Courtney: You guys are making a HUGE mistake if you vote me off, you know that right?
Duncan: Sure. We'll see.
(Cuts to night at the Bonfire Ceremony)
Chris: Welcome campers to the very first bonfire ceremony! This right here is a marshmallow. In camp, it is a tasty treat that is eaten around the campfire. Here, it symbolizes survival. The right to stay in the game. When I call your name, come up and receive a marshmallow. When you receive one, you are safe. The person that does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave. And they can never come back. Ever. The first person safe is...Geoff.
Geoff: All right! (Jumps from his seat and ran up to get his treat. He stood next to Chris as the host continued to call out names)
Chris: Tyler.
(The jock pumped his fist and let out a whoop)
Chris: Katie, Sadie.
(The gal pals squeed and hugged each other before running up)
Chris: Bridgette.
(Geoff flashed the surfer a smile as she grinned back and stood next to him)
Chris: Ezekiel, Harold.
(Harold stuck up his hand for a high five. When Ezekiel simply looked at the hand curiously, Harold just grinned and motioned for his new friend to join him with the others)
Chris: Duncan.
(The punk smirked confidently and ate his marshmallow on his way up)
Chris: And Eva. You all are safe.
(The super athlete's stoic expression didn't change but she nodded at the host as she took her symbol of immunity and joined the others. With every one next to Chris, the campers all turned their attention to DJ and Courtney)
Courtney: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. The contestant who does not receive the marshmallow will be eliminated, never allowed to return to the island again.
(DJ and Courtney looked at each other with worried expressions before turning to Chris and watching in anticipation. DJ was sweating while Courtney began biting her nails)
Chris: The final marshmallow of the night goes to...
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(DJ let out a sigh of relief and stood with the rest of his team as he took his marshmallow. Courtney's jaw dropped and she looked at her team in shock)
Chris: Courtney, looks like you're getting the boot tonight.
Courtney: This is insane! You people can't get rid of me. I was a CIT. A CIT!
Chris: And tonight you're also eliminated. Probably should have jumped for the challenge. Dock of shame is that-a-way
(Chris gestured towards the dock of shame as Courtney finally reluctantly stood up and began to walk to the boat of losers)
Courtney: You'll all regret this. This team will crumble without me!
Courtney: Whatever you say, princess. Good riddance.
Chris: And with that, campers, the rest of you are safe. You can head on back to your cabins.
(The remaining ten Killer Bass did as Chris said and made their way back to their cabins as Chris turned to the camera to sign off)
Chris: And there you have it! The very first elimination of the season. Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Tune in next time to find out, right here on TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!
Remaining Contestants:
Killer Bass: Geoff, Duncan, DJ, Harold, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Eva, Bridgette.
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Trent, Cody, Izzy, Beth, Justin, Noah, Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna.
Elimination Order:
22nd Place: Courtney
Well, we have our first elimination. Courtney. Why? You may ask. Well, I want to give Zeke more screen time, so I need a new elimination. But why Courtney specifically? Simple. She's my least favorite Total Drama character. I hate her SO much. And in case you're wondering. No Duncey won't be happening in this series. He's going to be with someone else.
Thoughts on Courtney: In Island, I didn't hate her, annoying, but didn't hate her. But Action, oh boy! That really dug my hatred for her. She was such a whiny B**ch! Suing the show to get far. And she got worse in World Tour! God, "you kissed my boyfriend! I hate you! I'm a whiny little B**ch" and it lead to one of the worst total drama eliminations. And in All-Stars. I could tell she was faking being friends with Courtney, so when Mal revealed it, I was so happy.
