dm4487: Agree.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: Our 20 campers competed in a hardcore game of dodgeball. Thanks to Eva's strength, The Killer Bass dominated early on, but with Noah's quick wit, the Gophers were able to tie things up. However, thanks to Harold, the Gophers still lost, and Justin was voted off for bailing on his team after taking a ball to the face. Who will be eliminated this week? Find out tonight in the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!
(Intro)
(In the boy's cabin, everyone except Noah is still asleep. Noah is looking up at the ceiling in deep thought)
Confessional: Noah
Noah: Last night was too close to elimination. I assumed that my superior intellect would get me far in this game by itself, which was pretty stupid of me, to be honest. I'm ready to actually play this game full force, no more holding back. Not after almost being kicked off.
Confessional ends
(It then cuts to the girl's cabin)
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. I'm already out of tanner.
Gwen: (Sarcastic) Wow Lindsay, that's such a tragedy.
Lindsay: I know right? Now I'll have to suntan in the sun. Do you realize how bad that can make your skin look?
(Lindsay walked over to Gwen, who was still in her bed fixing her hair)
Lindsay: Aw, you totally do.
Chris: (Over Speakers) Wake up campers. I hope you got plenty of sleep because today you're going to shine like stars. Be ready to bring it in today's challenge.
(It cuts to the Theatre Area, where 19 campers took their seats on wooden bleachers in front of the big stage)
Lindsay: Are we going to see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing.
Trent: Gwen! Saved you a seat.
(Gwen walked over to him)
Gwen: Thanks.
(Gwen sat down next to Trent as the couple smiled at each other. Heather glared at them, while Cody tried to mimic the way Trent sat, only to fall on his backside in the process. Chris finally appeared on the stage)
Chris: Welcome campers to our brand new, state-of-the-art, outdoors amphitheater! Today's challenge is a summer camp classic: a talent contest.
Owen: Yes! Awesome.
Chris: You will all have 8 hours to pick the three most talented people on your team. These three will represent your team in the talent show tonight. Anything goes, so long as it's legal. You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, bj, and rap legend: Grand Master Chef! He will voice his approval via the Chef-o-meter. As usual, the losing team will send someone home tonight. Good luck.
(It then cuts to the Gopher discussing who to go on)
Heather: Ok, I'm team captain, so here's how it's going to work-
Gwen: Whoa now, who made you team captain?
Lindsay: She did, just now.
Heather: Lindsay, Beth, and I had a vote, and I won.
Gwen: Getting them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic.
Trent: Hey Gwen, snagged you an extra muffin. (Gives her a muffin, which she gladly accepted. Heather began to glare but then smiled)
Heather: Trent, you're cool with me leading this project aren't you?
Trent: Yeah, sure, go for it.
Heather: Very good. Now then, Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges.
Gwen: Ugh, whatever.
(A good distance away from the team, Ezekiel had set up a log and placed an apple on the top of it, and drew out his bow and arrow)
Ezekiel: Alright guys, watch be hit that apple, eh.
(Ezekiel drew back the arrow and aimed for the apple. He released his grip, sending the arrow flying through the air. However, it flew past the tree and hit someone from the sound of screaming)
Ezekiel: Katie?! Aw, shoot, not again! I'm sorry!
(Ezekiel ran over to her and tried to remove the arrow, but Katie just shooed him away. Meanwhile back with the Screaming Gophers, Owen was chugging down an entire 2-liter bottle of soda, while the Gophers watched him, waiting to see what he would do)
Trent: (To Gwen) You going to audition?
Gwen: Doubtful. You should audition though, I heard you by the dock the other night. You're really good.
(Heather rolled her eyes as the couple exchanged another smile. Just then, Owen had finished his soda)
Owen: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
(Trent and Cody cheered and Noah nodded in impressment at Owen's feat)
Owen: Yes!
Trent: That was excellent, dude.
Heather: Um, but you're not going to do that in this contest, that's revolting.
Trent: Do you know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?
Owen: I can also do Beethoven's fifth. (Bends over to fart)
Girls: NO!
(Gwen began to walk away)
Heather: Where are you going?
Gwen: Anywhere that's not here.
(Back with the Killer Bass, Tyler was attempting to do tricks with his yo-yo, but horribly failed, and ended up wrapping himself in the string)
Chris: (Walks by) Man, that is weak.
(Heather, dressed in a ballerina outfit, began to dance gracefully, impressing many of her teammates. As she finished her dance, she was greeted by applause from them)
Heather: Thank you, thank you.
Lindsay: Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest.
Beth: I second that.
Heather: Ok, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?
(The Gophers nodded in agreement, and everyone, including Beth, walked off to rest. Heather grabbed Lindsay before she could leave)
Heather: I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret?
Lindsay: Oh my gosh, for sure. My sister got diarrhea once on a date, and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom, and I've never told a soul.
(Lindsay then looked at the cameraman in front of her)
Lindsay: Uh, oops. Sorry, Paula.
Heather: Gwen's up to something serious. I want you to follow her and report back to me.
(Gives Lindsay a walkie-talkie and a pair of binoculars. It then cuts to Lindsay watching Gwen through the binoculars, watching her write in her diary)
Lindsay: Serious? Yeah seriously boring.
(She turned and spotted Tyler, still wrapped up in his yo-yo, walking to the showers area to untie himself. She looked at his backside through the binoculars)
Lindsay: Ooooh, that's not boring.
(As Ezekiel returned to his team's area, he had returned in time to see DJ doing an impressive ribbon dance routine. As DJ finished, his team applauded)
Eva: Alright, so I guess he's in then. Who's next?
Bridgette: Oh, me. I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes.
Eva: Oh yeah, cause Chef is totally going to want to watch you stand on your hands for 20 minutes. Katie, you got anything?
Katie: Well, I can dance, but I don't really do it well without Sadie. "I really miss Sadie.
Eva: Ugh, who's next then?
(Harold walked forward to do his audition. Harold took a big breath in)
Eva: Yeah, next.
(Harold let out a frustrated sigh and returned back to his seat)
(Inside the Shower Area, Lindsay was making out with Tyler)
Heather: (Over Walkie-Talkie) Lindsay, this is Heather. What have you found out? Lindsay? Lindsay come in.
(Lindsay reached back and grabbed the walkie-talkie for her)
Lindsay: Uh, I'm on my way back. Under!
(Back with the Bass, Geoff was displaying his skills on his skateboard, as he pulled off various tricks on it. The Bass looked impressed)
Bridgette: Alright, so I guess it's Geoff, DJ's ribbon thing, and Eva. What are you doing again?
Eva: This. (Picks up a large and heavy log from off the ground with ease and thrusts it far through the air across the island, a duck swimming in the water was flattened by the log)
Eva: Right. Well, guys, I think we should have this in the bag.
Geoff: Alright! I'm going to be on TV.
Bridgette: Geoff, you're already on TV.
Geoff: Oh yeah. (Runs up to the nearby cameraman) Hello, out there, dudes!
(As the Gophers returned to continue auditioning, Izzy then began to do an exotic dance to the tune of music)
Izzy: I call this the dance or the Rattlesnake.
(As Izzy danced, Owen fell into an almost hypnotic trance watching her, unable to take his eyes off her)
Heather: Meh, I'll put you down as a maybe. Noah, what do you got?
Noah: Well I can be like a human calculator. Give me a math problem, and I can solve it like that.
Cody: Alright, then what's 1035 divided by 15?
Noah: Easy, 69. (Rolls his eyes)
Heather: Well if we need help in boring Chef to death then we'll give you a call. Cody, what do you got?
Cody: Well I-
Heather: Actually, forget that. Beth, you're up.
(Beth brought out two batons which she set on fire and began to twirl them)
Heather: Are you sure that's safe?
Beth: Don't worry Heather, I took classes.
(Beth proved Heather right by doing the stunt perfectly)
Heather: Okay, you're in. Well, I guess it'll be me, Trent, and Beth then.
Lindsay: Wait, Heather, I didn't audition yet.
Heather: And what were you going to do Lindsay?
Lindsay: I was thinking I could sing.
(Heather cringed at the thought of Lindsay singing)
Heather: So like I was saying, it'll be Trent, Beth, and I for the talent show. Sound good to everyone?
(The Gophers nodded in agreement. As the Gophers walked off to rest for the talent show, Cody walked over to Gwen)
Cody: So what you got there Gwen? A journal?
Gwen: Beat it, Cody.
Cody: Oh, so it's private right. Don't worry, I'm down with that. It's cool brah.
(Cody folded his arms and leaned back, trying to look cool)
Gwen: What part of beat it don't you understand?
(Cody took a sniff of Gwen's hair)
Gwen: What are you, some kind of freak?
Cody: Sorry, you just smell really pretty.
Gwen: It's just soap.
(Gwen walked off as Cody facepalmed for acting so strange. Gwen walked over to Trent, who was practicing his guitar playing for the night. Gwen continued towards the girl's cabin as Cody followed. Cody held the door open for Gwen as she walked inside, much to the amusement of Heather and Lindsay who were nearby)
Heather: Aw, look, Lindsay, it's the first hookup of the season.
Gwen: Oh yeah, we were going at it big time. I need a swim just to cool off.
(Gwen went inside to change. Cody attempted to peek inside, but instead got the door hit into his face for his efforts)
Trent: Gwen, wait. I'll come with you.
Gwen: Sure! I mean, whatever.
(The duo walked off, while Heather nudged Lindsay)
Heather: We got a diary to find.
(At the stage, the Bass have gathered around. Eva was lifting weights to prepare for the show, while the boys were talking with Bridgette)
Ezekiel: So can you really stand on your hands for 20 minutes, eh?
Harold: Yeah, I mean, that's impossible.
Bridgette: Swear on my life.
Duncan: Yeah right.
Bridgette: Want to bet?
(The male Bass members nodded)
Bridgette: Alright, 20 minutes starting now.
(Bridgette got on her hands and began to walk around. Eva looked at her and rolled her eyes, continuing to weight lift. As Bridgette walked around on her hands, her leg got tangled in a rope, eventually causing her to fall forward. The rope, still wrapped around her leg, brought down a spotlight, that hit Eva square on the head)
Bridgette: Oh crap!
(Bridgette and the other bass members rushed over to Eva to check on her condition)
Bridgette: Eva, are you ok?
Eva: Ugh...I-I'm fine, it just stings a little let me just-
(Eva cut her sentence short when she tried to stand up and a jolt of pain ran through her head)
Eva: GAH.
(Eva grabbed her head in pain)
Chris: Oooh, that looked like it hurt. I wouldn't recommend any heavy lifting and whatnot for at least a day or two.
Eva: Well fan-freaking-tastic. Way to go Bridgette.
Bridgette: Eva I'm sorry. It was an accident I swear. I'll fill in for you tonight, I promise.
Eva: Whatever, I need my MP3 player to relax.
(Holding her head, Eva made her way to the girl's cabin)
(It then cuts to the outside of the girl's cabin)
Heather: Alright Lindsay, you stand guard out here and make sure no one comes in while I'm in here. I'm going to find Gwen's diary. If you see Gwen coming, warn me.
Lindsay: Got it.
(Heather closed the door behind her while Lindsay looked around outside. Heather walked over to Gwen's bunk and finally found the diary after some digging)
Heather: Ha, found it.
Lindsay: Uhhh, Heather?
Heather: I told you to stall Gwen Lindsay, do it.
Lindsay: But it's not Gwen.
Voice: Out of my way blondie, I'm in no mood to deal with your stupidity.
(Heather felt a chill run down her spine as she heard the voice. She turned around and froze when she saw it was Eva coming through the door)
Heather: Um, hey Eva. What's up?
Eva: Oh you know, a freaking spotlight got dropped on my head and now I can't compete in the show tonight, so I feel like crap. But besides that everything is fantastic.
(Heather gave Eva a nervous smile, making Eva raise an eyebrow at her behavior. She noticed that Heather was holding something behind her back)
Eva: What are you hiding behind you, Heather?
Heather: I have no idea what you're talking about.
(Eva glares at Heather)
Eva: Let me see it.
Heather: I don't have anything Eva.
Eva: I said, let me see it NOW!
(Intimidated, Heather handed the diary over to Eva)
Eva: What is this?
Heather: Oh just my book, nothing special about it. Can I have it back now, please?
(Eva, knowing there was a reason Heather hid the book, flipped open the cover, and saw Gwen's name written on the first page)
Eva: This is Gwen's diary, isn't it?
Heather: Umm-
Eva: Listen you, little coward, I'm all for trying hard to win the game, believe me, I'm determined to win too. But trying to win by hiding behind some henchmen, and going through other's stuff so you could play mind games with them is a chicken's way out. Now what you're going to do is put this back where you found it right now before I renew that healed-up black eye of yours.
((Heather returned Gwen's diary, without hesitation)
Eva: Now get the heck out of here before I change my mind about knocking your lights out.
(Heather bolted out of the cabin, with Lindsay following her close behind as she ran. Gwen passed the two of them and watched them curiously as they ran away before walking into the cabin and seeing Eva)
Gwen: Any idea what that was about?
Eva: Heather was being a no-good cowardly jerk. Don't worry about it.
(Eva grabbed her MP3 player and made her way out of the cabin)
Gwen: (Shrugs) Whatever.
Confessional: Heather
Heather: Well, CRAP. There goes another plan down the toilet. Ugh, how does this keep happening? I swear, our team better win tonight because if we don't, they'll be dealing with a VERY ticked-off Heather.
Confessional ends
(Cuts to the stage)
Bridgette: Alright guys, I know I really messed up by injuring Eva, but trust me, I can do this!
Heather: Sure you can Bridgette. I'd hope you would be confident after sabotaging your own teammate.
Bridgette: You know what Heather? That may be how you do it on the Gophers, but we Bass have more class than that.
Heather: Sure you do. Oh, and go easy on the chips. Don't want to sink that surfboard do you?
(Bridgette, who had been eating from a bag of chips, threw the bag at Heather)
Confessional: Bridgette
Bridgette: That jerk. After everything that's happened today, like I need to have petty insults thrown at me when there's already pressure on me.
Confessional ends
Chris: It's the TDI talent extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa talent contest. It is here that six campers will showcase their mad skills, and try not to embarrass themselves in the process. First up for the Killer Bass, give it up for the big man, DJ!
(DJ, wearing his unitard, came out and began his ribbon dance. Things were going well at first, but he soon got his legs tangled up in the ribbon. Acting quickly, he freed himself and did one last move to end his act, receiving claps from his teammates)
Chris: Dainty, and yet masculine. Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks.
(The Chef-o-meter pops up, showing two points for DJ)
Chris: Not much. Next up, for the Screaming Gophers, it's Trent.
(Trent walks out with his guitar to the applause of the Gophers)
Trent: This one goes out to someone special here at camp. They say we've only got summer. And I say that's really a bummer. But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun. It'll just be the two of us. Nothing to do just hang. So, let me say only this. Stick around for just one kiss.
(Trent was met with applause as the Chef-o-meter popped up to show that Chef had rewarded Trent an 8 out of 9 for his song)
Chris: Nice. I'm liking your style dude, and so does Grand Master Chef.
(Trent waved over to Gwen, who had dreamily watched the performance. Chris then slid Trent away)
Chris: Quit hogging my spotlight dude. Thanks to Trent, the Gophers are now ahead. Will the Bass do just as well? Let's find out. Give it up for Bridgette!
(Bridgette's stomach growled as she prepared to go on)
Geoff: You sure you'll be ok Bridgette?
Bridgette: Yeah, I'll be fine.
(Bridgette got on her hands and walked out onto the stage. As soon as she entered, she gave off a loud burp. After another belch, she then began to vomit. The campers gasped at this. Then, Bridgette suddenly began to projectile vomit)
Owen: I'm hit, I'm hit!
(Bridgette continued puking in multiple directions, hitting Katie, who ran off in disgust and while also puking, and also hitting Leshawna. Bridgette, having her hands now covered in barf, lost her balance and fell straight into Tyler's arm)
Lindsay: Hey, puke on your own boyfriend!
Chris: Clean up on aisles 4, 5, and 6. Why don't we take a break while we get this place cleaned up?
(After the commercial break, Chris walked back out onto the now clean stage)
Chris: Welcome back to the TDI talent contest. So as it turns out, Bridgette's barf fest actually scored the Bass two more points from Grand Master Chef. Next up from the Screaming Gophers is Heather.
(Heather came out to the claps of her team. She noticed the glare Eva was giving her and shook it off. Heather began her ballet dance and pulled it off gracefully. As she finished, her team applauded her)
Chris: Not bad. Grand Master Chef gives you a solid 6 points for your dance.
(Heather bowed and left the stage)
Chris: Now then, between Heather's dance, and Trent's song, the Bass are seriously sucking. Can Geoff and his rad stunts pull it around? I seriously doubt it. Let's find out.
(Geoff smirked, and picked up his skateboard, getting ready to go out. However, when he jumped onto his skateboard, it broke in two)
Geoff: Whoa, that kind of recks the ride.
Bridgette: Dangit. Now, what do we do?
Geoff: I guess someone's going to have to replace me.
Bridgette: Who though? Eva's injured, Katie's covered in vomit, Tyler and Ezekiel stink, and what can Duncan do again?
(Bridgette and Geoff looked over to see Duncan carving a picture of a skull on a tree beside the rafters)
Bridgette: Right then, so that just leaves...Harold.
Geoff: I'll go get him.
(After informing Harold of the situation, Harold walked out to the stage, where a mic was standing)
Bridgette: Just go for it Harold, can't hurt to try.
(Harold nodded and cleared his throat. With all eyes on him, he began beatboxing. Much to everyone's surprise, however, he was good. Really good. Harold's beatbox had them all stunned up until he finished it)
Harold: Booyah.
(The campers stared at him, shocked, for a while. Then they broke out with a loud applause, including the Gophers. The Chef-o-meter popped up, showing a perfect 9 out of 9)
Chris: Wicked beatbox dude! And it would appear that Grand Master Chef likes it, too. But, let's see if the Gophers can get their victory back with Beth's fire twirling.
(Beth then went on stage and started to twirl her batons, things were going until the curtains caught fire)
Beth: OH NO!
Chris: Chef! The fire extinguisher, quick!
(Chef then grabs the fire extinguisher and put out the fire)
Chris: Ok, thanks Chef for putting out the fire. And Beth for nearly burning down the stage, I'm disqualifying you from the competition!
Beth: What?! But I didn't mean to nearly burn down the stage.
Chris: I don't care! Now to the dock of shame and the boat of losers, missy.
(Beth then walks down the dock of shame and left the island)
Chris: And there goes our first disqualified camper. Who's going home next? Find out next time one Total Drama Island!
Remaining Contestants:
Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Tyler, Katie, Bridgette.
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Noah, Izzy, Cody, Heather, Lindsay.
22nd Place: Courtney
21st Place: Sadie
20th Place: Justin
19th Place: Beth
Sorry to the Beth fans, but I needed a new elimination now that Justin was gone, and I had few ideas for Beth, so she got the short end of the stick. You've also probably noticed, that I didn't have Heather read Gwen's diary. That's because I HATE that moment SO MUCH. And I never got why she didn't get voted off for that.
Thoughts on Beth? I think she's good. I loved how she stood up to Heather, one of the best moments for me. Though her winning Action felt a little odd to me, then again, maybe in real reality TV, people you think wouldn't make it for, win. I don't know. Haven't really seen any shows like Survivor, besides Total Drama.
