Guest: Thanks.

Metal face: They're not.

Hi: As much as I hate Courtney, I don't think I'll be able to do that. But if I could, I would.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… The competitors were forced to conquer their deepest, darkest fears. Not all of them succeeded, but others surprised the group and faced their fears head-on. In a shocking twist, Tyler let the Bass down when he was too chicken to face the chicken. Get it? (Chuckles) Eva also let the Bass down by refusing to show her girly side! Eva would have gone home if Duncan didn't convince his teammates to vote off Tyler. Saving the Iron Woman from elimination. Once again, the Bass find themselves behind. Can they pull this one out of the water? Find out today on Total. Drama. Island!

(Theme Song)

(The episode begins with the Bass and Gophers gathering near the pier, with Chris)

Chris: Bass, Gophers, your challenge today is a summer camp activity, a canoe trip, you will paddle your canoes all the way to...Boney Island, when you reach the mainland you will transfer your canoes to the other end of the island. It is about two hours of walking on a dangerous path.

Geoff: Transmit what?

Chris: 'Transship', dude, walk your canoes. (Geoff sighs in relief) when you get to the other side, you have to make a rescue fire which will be judged by me, the team that returns to the camp first wins immunity. move, move! (The campers start to run off) ...Wait! (The campers stop) I almost forgot, if you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed...FOREVER!

(The campers get worried at this)

Owen: Yeah, an enchanted island, woohoo!

(The others look at him strangely)

(The campers leave, as Beth recently arrived with paper in her shoes)

Beth: What did I miss?

Chris: The canoe!

(Beth leaves following Lindsay)

Beth: Did I miss anything important?

Lindsay: We gotta paddle to some other island. And if we take something from it we'll be cursed.

Beth: Got it.

Confessional: Cody

Cody: Chris said to find a partner, it was my time to throw my play, if I could get enough time with her, I could love her!

Confessional ends

Cody: (Grabbing Gwen's hand) Come on, Gwen, let's do it, you and me-

(Gwen grabs him and pins him down)

Lindsay: (Grabbing Trent next to Beth) Oh, Trent, you have to come with us!

(They take him away)

Gwen: (Sighs and leaves Cody) Okay, but I'm in charge.

Cody: That's the way I like it.

Confessional: Cody

Cody: Yes, yes, yes! So awesome! Time to woo Gwen with my manly charm! (starts playing air guitar)

Confessional: Gwen

Gwen: (Groans in annoyance) Cody? Like an annoying little brother. A REALLY annoying little brother.

Confessional: Cody

Cody: (Still playing air guitar)

Confessional: Gwen

Gwen: So much for hooking up with Trent. (Sighs)

Confessional ends

(The campers are beginning to pair up and make their way to their canoes. Noah approaches his canoe and struggles to push it out into the water. After collapsing on the ground from the effort, Leshawna easily pushes it into the water)

Leshawna: You should probably work on that upper body strength string bean.

Noah: My upper body strength is just fine, thank you very much.

(Leshawna raised an eyebrow and tossed Noah his paddle to row the canoe with. He struggled to hold it up as he caught it)

Noah: Oh shut up!

(The Killer Bass go down, Duncan walks over to Bridgette)

Duncan: How about we team up, Malibu?

Bridgette: Um, I don't know, maybe we need someone else. (Notices Geoff, who greets DJ) Eva, do you want to be my partner? (Eva rolls her eyes, then walks down and joins them)

(We then see Harold & Ezekiel partnering up, by getting their own boat)

Confessional: Geoff

Geoff: I thought that Bridge and I were like filth and claw, but he stopped paying attention to me...nah, everything is fine.

Confessional ends

DJ: (To Geoff) Need a partner, dude?

Geoff: Excellent!

(Heather notices that she doesn't have a partner and bumps into Owen waving at him, and she rolls her eyes)

DJ: (touching the canoe) Dude, do canoes capsize often?

Geoff: No, that's the kayaks. (DJ sighs with relief) Unless we get into rough waters. (Hands him a life preserver)

Confessional: DJ

DJ: When I was 8 years old, my brothers dared me to jump off the pool trampoline, I was scared but I wasn't going to let them call me a chicken, I fell on my butt, my swimsuit went up so high that they took me to the doctor to that they take it out of me, they invented a new diagnosis about it, 'the aquatic measure', since then I fear water.

Confessional ends

(Scene cuts to the campers lining up in their canoes)

Chris: (Pointing a gun at the sky) Ready? (Fires gun) GO! (The teams row away, an eagle falls to the ground, and Chris looks nervously into the camera) That's going to lead to some angry emails.

(Then we cut to the campers paddling on the lake)

Cody: So would you like to go out with me sometime?

Gwen: No.

Cody: How about Friday?

Gwen: Um... no.

Cody: How about Saturday? Saturday is a good day.

Gwen: I'm not going out with you, EVER!

Cody: Okay, okay, geez, is Sunday out of the question? (Gwen uses her oar to hit him in the kiwis) Got it...

Confessional: Cody

Cody: Okay, maybe she's not ready for the Cody-meister...

Confessional ends

(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass)

Geoff: Can I ask you something, dude? I gave Bridge a present, but he's been giving me weird vibes ever since...

(We then cut to Bridgette's and Eva's canoe)

Bridgette: Oh Eva, that was horrible...

(A flashback plays of Bridgette entering her cabin)

Bridgette: (Voiceover) I'm coming back from brushing my teeth until I noticed a lump in my blanket, when I removed it I saw this.

(As she pulls back the blanket, it reveals a heart frame, with images of Bridgette and Geoff cut out)

Eva: (Gasps) No!

Bridgette: Yes

Eva: Yeesh.

Geoff: I did it in crafts

DJ: No way you didn't...

Geoff: I did!

Bridgette: And it gets worse, there was a note on the back that said

Geoff: 'I hope you think of me when you drop coins & change here.' (DJ face-palmed & sighed)

(Bridgette gasps in disgust, as Eva flinches)

Eva: God, that's messed up...

Geoff: Okay?

DJ: Man dude, it's so bad, it needs a new word to say it, you see, dating is like feeding a rabbit, you want the rabbit to come to you, right? The secret is to do it gently, 'come here bunny,' but if you do it very fast, like throwing a brick of carrots at the bunny, the bunny will run away, do you get me?

Geoff: So I messed up?

DJ: Totally, dude.

(We cut back to Cody & Gwen paddling)

Cody: I think I know why you keep on shooting me down... It's because of Trent, right? (Gwen's eyes widen in shock) Look, I'm pretty tight with Trent, and I was definitely sensing an 'I'm into Gwen' vibe from him. (Gwen then gives Cody a glare) I'll put in a good word for you, you know if you want.

Gwen: (Smiles) Wow, that's really cool of you.

Cody: Ah well...

Gwen: If you can get us in the same boat on the way home, I'll so owe you one.

Cody: Interesting that you would say that. See, I'm a bit of trouble myself.

Gwen: What do you mean?

Cody: Well, uh... I kind of bet Owen that if I got your bra, he'd do all my dishes for the rest of the competition. (Gwen then glares angrily, as she uses his oar to hit Cody in the kiwis again, as he groans in pain) Right... Asking too much... Got it. (Then he saw some dark clouds from the ocean) Hey, was that there earlier?

Gwen: I don't think so.

(The camera then pans to the contestants getting concerned about it, until they show a background of Boney Island)

Chris: (Voiceover) You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake. (Spooky voice) To Boney Island!

(The contestants get concerned all around the island as they continue paddling, & they all stop at the sand. A ghostly sound was heard, as the contestants pick up their boats)

(We cut to the contestants running & picking up their boats. They all get scared at the skulls on the trees, then a tree falls, trapping The Gophers. Then they see a lot of eyes from the bushes)

Cody: I think I saw something.

(Then they see some monster beavers coming out, as Cody attempts not to wet himself)

Cody: MONSTER BEAVERS!

(The Gophers then run away in fear)

Confessional: Chris

Chris: The wooly beavers are natives to Boney Island. And oh yes, they're meat eaters.

Confessional ends

(The Gophers continue to run away as the beavers continue chasing them. We then see a bear scratching his back from a tree, but when he sees the beavers chasing the Gophers, he gets his glasses on)

(We cut to The Gophers still running, until they see a lake)

Owen: Dead end!

(They stopped running, then the beavers unexpectedly walk away from them)

Trent: Hey, they're leaving!

Owen: Did anybody pack a change of underwear? (The contestants laugh as Owen sheepishly smiles) No. Seriously. (Chuckles as he farts. The rest groan in disgust, but some giant geese show up from their nests) Oh, man.

(We then cut to The Gophers running for their lives again from the geese)

Owen: I'm definitely gonna need new underwear...

(The geese continue chasing them, as the bear breaks the glasses)

Gwen: Someone please do something!

Cody: Wait! (Gets some bread out)

Gwen: Um, where did that come from?

Cody: Uh... I was gonna make us have a romantic picnic!

Gwen: With bread from your pants?!

Heather: Who cares! Just throw it already!

(Cody then unwraps the bread, & throws it on the ground into tiny pieces. As the geese fly to it)

Gwen: It worked!

(The Gophers watch, but The Bass run from them)

Duncan: Suckers!

(We then cut to The Bass, looking around for directions)

DJ: Which way are we gonna go?

Eva: Left. (The boat is about to fall on the 3, but Duncan puts it back up, as he smiles at the 2 girls, Bridgette smiles back, but Eva rolls her eyes) Definitely left.

Geoff: I don't know. I think we should take the one on the right.

Bridgette: The right trail is wider.

(The Bass agreed and started down the right path just as the Screaming Gophers caught up to the fork in the road)

Trent: They're going right Let's go left.

(The fellow Gopher members nodded and started jogging down the left path. As the team walked along the path, Trent then suddenly found himself caught in quicksand)

Trent: Uh oh.

Confessional: Trent

Trent: How messed up is that?! How am I supposed to know it was quicksand, it looks exactly like regular sand!

Confessional: Chris

Chris: Hahaha! I put the quicksand there. I didn't think anyone would fall for it, but man am I glad they did. Great stuff.

Confessional ends

(Soon enough, Trent was waist-deep in the quicksand)

Lindsay: I'll save you, Trent!

Trent: Lindsay wait!

(Ignoring Trent's plea, Lindsay jumped into the quicksand and was then rapidly sinking herself)

Lindsay: Yay, now we're both sinking!

(Trent facepalmed as Lindsay and he both continued sinking)

Gwen: Somebody do something.

(Thinking quickly, Cody grabbed the nearest vine and attempted to swing over the quicksand and grab Trent's hand to pull him out. Instead, however, he missed the hand by an inch and crashed into a tree. Thankfully, the vine swung back over to Trent, who was able to grab it and use it to pull both him and Lindsay out of the quicksand. The Gopher members cheered as Trent and Lindsay made it to safety. Both were extremely grateful to Cody as he limped back over to them)

Lindsay: (Hugs Cody) My hero.

Trent: That was awesome man, you totally saved our skins.

Lindsay: Where'd you learn to do that?

Cody: I watch a lot of movies.

(Then we cut to the Killer Bass walking with their canoes)

Chris: (Voiceover) Just when nothing could happen to the catfish, disaster struck.

Geoff: (Shudders and falls to the ground) Ow! (Grabs his leg in pain) My leg, why my leg?! It's so painful!

(The other Bass left their canoes and approached him)

Bridgette: Geoff!

Geoff: You have to go on without me!

(Eva shrugged and was about to leave until DJ grabbed her arm)

DJ: We won't leave anyone behind, not on my watch!

Confessional: Geoff

Geoff: I didn't think I could continue, they touched me and I died.

Confessional: Bridgette

Bridgette: I've seen surfers get eaten by sharks, but this...was terrifying!

Confessional: DJ

DJ: He was hurt but he continued, the man has a heart!

Confessional ends

(Geoff was seen to have a small splinter in his leg, and the camera zoomed out showing him being carried by one of the canoes, they made it to the beach to be greeted by the gophers, as Leshawna and Heather tried to turn on the campfire, then they noticed that the Bass already had their campfire lit)

Heather: How did they do that?

Duncan: (Pulls out a lighter while smirking) Like that.

Chris: (On a helicopter) There's no rule against lighters, good for the Basses.

(Meanwhile, Heather was picking up sticks until she noticed a tiki doll on the ground in a bush and remembers something that Chris said)


Chris: If you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed...FOREVER!


(Heather picks up the tiki doll and sneakily heads over to Eva's canoe and puts it in without anybody noticing)

Confessional: Heather

Heather: I figured if her team thinks she took something from Boney Island they'll eliminate her.

Confessional ends

(As the teams began gathering more wood to make the fire larger, Cody decided to take the opportunity to talk to Trent)

Cody: Trent, dude, got a minute?

Trent: Sure man, what's up?

Cody: I figured you and me should talk man to man. You know, mano y mano.

Trent: Heh, alright dude, what do you want to talk about?

Cody: Gwen. I know you kind of got a thing for her, and she totally digs you too.

Trent: (Getting up and glaring at him) You know I can easily rearrange your face if you're lying to me, right?

Cody: Relax dude, I'm telling the truth. What would I have to gain by lying to you anyway?

Trent: So what do you think I should do?

Cody: Well I was thinking that you and me could switch boats on the way back to the island. That way, you and Gwen can be alone.

Trent: That would be great, man. You'd do that for me?

Cody: Hey, what are friends for?

(Trent grinned and exchanged a fist bump with Cody as they returned to their team. After much hard work and wood searching, both teams had grown their fire to a respectable size, showing no clear winner)

Chris: Alright campers, it looks like the fire-starting challenge is pretty much a tie. The team that can make it back to the island and dock their boats on the beach first will be the winners. So hop to it!

(The contestants jumped up and began to make their way back to their canoes. On the way there, Cody walked up to Trent)

Cody: So Trent, after that traumatic quicksand experience, maybe it's best if we switch boats.

Trent: Alright then.

(The teams all jumped into their canoes and began rapidly paddling back to the island. The teams were able to keep pace with each other making for a neck-and-neck race)

Eva: Come on guys, we need to edge in front of them!

Heather: Push it, people, we need to win this!

(As the beach of the island was in sight, both teams made one last rush for the beach, using all their might to row to victory)

Chris: And the winner is...

(The Gophers arrive right before the Bass)

Chris: The Screaming Gophers!

(The moment the Bass were on dry land, Eva flipped over her canoe in anger. When she did so, a small wooden object fell to Bridgette's feet)

Bridgette: (Picks it up) Eva, what is this?

Eva: I don't know. It looks like a tiki thing.

Chris: That looks like something from the other island.

(The other contestant gasped at this)

Bridgette: Eva, did you take this from the island?

Eva: No I didn't!

Bridgette: Well, I didn't either.

Chris: Well whoever did take it will be cursed, and probably the team, too.

(Chris then walks away from the Bass, as the other team members looked at Bridgette and Eva)


(It changes to nighttime at the Bonefire Ceremony)

Chris: (With a plate of marshmallows) And now, the always anxiety-inducing marshmallow ceremony. When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow. (The contestants come up as Chris calls their names) Beth. Trent. Gwen. Cody. Owen. Heather. Leshawna. One last marshmallow. The person who doesn't get this marshmallow... (Eva and Bridgette look at each other nervously) Will walk off the Dock of Shame, and take a ride on the Boat of Losers. Who's it gonna be? The last marshmallow goes to...

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Eva: WHAT! You chose her over me?!

Duncan: I'm with Eva, I bet she didn't even take the idol.

DJ: Well, it was just the idol that made us vote for her. Her temper is just really scary.

Geoff: Yeah, dude, it would probably be safer if she was gone.

(Eva growled in anger as she then marched down the dock in anger)

Duncan: (Runs up to Eva) Eva, wait!

Eva: (Turns to him) What?

Duncan: (Takes out a wooden skull) I made this for you.

Eva: (Takes it) Thanks. It represents what I want to do to my teammates.

Duncan: I knew you'd like it. I hope we meet again.

Eva: Me, too.

(Eva then walks onto the boat)

Remaining Contestants:

Killer Bass: Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Tyler, Katie, Bridgette.

Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Noah, Cody, Heather, Lindsay.

22nd Place: Courtney

21st Place: Sadie

20th Place: Justin

19th Place: Beth

18th Place: Izzy

17th: Tyler

16th: Eva

Eva's run is done... Until the merge, because she's returning, too. Hope you enjoy this chapter.

Thoughts on Eva? I like her. I think she's cool and kinda interesting. I really wish she got a second chance.