"Hmph"
"Hmmmmmm…"
Two women pouted at one another. Their duel was as unlikely as their meeting, yet, here they were. Glaring at one another, as if trying to intimidate the other, yet, the other did not back down.
"K-sha calm down…"
"Plutia… uh…"
Two other women tried to calm them, yet it did nothing to cleanse the air. These two women looked at one another in exacerbation, of course, these two women looked exactly like the other, as they were the same person, yet different, having lived different lives, being from different dimensions.
"I'm closer to my Noire" K-sha reupped, as Plutia glared,
"No one is closer to Noire. I've been with my Noire forever. And ever… We'll be together foreeeeever." Plutia retaliated, as the two Noire's let out a collective sigh
"C'mon it's not a competition, I love you, shouldn't that be enough?"
"Yeah c'mon! This is silly!"
The two Noire's tried to reason, yet to no avail, as the black haired woman, and the iris haired woman soon latched themselves around their respective Noire's arm. The two CPU's soon regretting the meeting they themselves had set up, they thought their two girlfriends meeting the other would be fun, they could grab a bite, and have some fun together. How could they have predicted this!?
Ok… maybe they should have…
"My Noire loves me more!'' K-sha boldly declared, as Plutia looked like she was ready to transform on the spot, but…. she knew if she did that Noire wouldn't cuddle with her for a week…
"That's not truuuue!" She eventually retaliated, clinging to her girlfriend even tighter.
As it went, and the Noire's lost more and more control, eventually, a 'voice of reason' revealed herself…
"Heeyyyyyyyyy! Nowarruuuuuuu!" Neptune burst into the room, hand in the air, "Plaaaayyyy withhhh meeeee! B-sha is busy today, so I'm here-" She explained, before fully seeing the scene she had walked into, Plutia and K-sha tightly wrapping themselves around the two versions of Noire,
"Neeepppppyyyyy tell this rude lady that I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy closer to Noire!" Plutia borderline ordered, as K-sha soon shot a glare towards Planeptune's CPU, who was more than aware of what would happen if someone got too close to Noire. She had certainly had to cut down of her personal contact and general flirtatious personality around Noire ever since those two got together,
"Miss Neptune. Explain how close me and my Noire are" K-sha ordered, voice as if a robot, as Neptune nervously laughed,
"I see what is happening here…" she didn't know what was worse, dealing with an angry Plutia or an angry K-sha, but… looking at the Noire's eyes, she could plainly read the 'help' written in big bold text on them, thinking it over….
She had a genius idea.
"Ok. I see. How about we settle this in the only way possible…" She presented as Plutia and K-sha seemed exceedingly interested in this, as the Noire's looked on in worry, "It's so easy…" She teased as she flipped her clothes, somehow changing into a suit, microphone in her hand, "We'll hold the first ever…. Who's closer to Noire competition!" She boldly declared, as the two 'contestants' looked at each other,
"This is acceptable" K-sha declared,
"Oooo a game!" Plutia responded,
"Wait! What is this! How does this even work!?" One of the Noire yelled, as the other soon echoed her complaints,
"Its easy! I ask a question, and the contestants answer, whoever answers more right wins the prize!" Neptune explained as the Noires looked on worried, "Alright! First question… What's Noire's favorite food!" Neptune asked, as she pointed the mic to K-sha,
"Dark chocolate" she responded lighting quick, nodding, Neptune pointed the mic to Plutia,
"Hmmmm she loves… dark chocolate!" Plutia presented, as Neptune nodded,
"Alright, Noires?" Neptune then asked,
"Dark chocolate"
"Dark chocolate"
They both responded, as Neptune cupped her chin, "Alright. Point to both contestants!" She declared, thinking of another question, "Alright, question 2, how long does Noire work on a average day,"
"10 and a half hours, with two breaks" K-sha didn't even let Neptune point the microphone towards her,
"She works 10 hours… and a half… I know cause she doesn't cuddle with me till afterrr…." Plutia then respond, as Neptune nervously laughed, turning to the Noire's who simply nodded,
"Well… I guess… that's a point to both…" Just what had she gotten herself into…
"Ask harder questions" K-sha coldly ordered,
"Neeeppppyyy… These are too easy…." Plutia presented, as Neptune gulped,
"Well… uh… what are Noire's 3 measurements" Neptune asked, surely, this would be hard-
"83 56 82" both responded in sync, as the Noire's soon yelled out in embarrassment,
"Aaaaaaa! You can't ask that!" Noire yelled, as her counterpart soon added,
"And why do you know that!" She yelled,
"Oooooo a seamstress knows how to measure… Plus… Noireeee is the beeeeessssssttt pillow soo I know~" Plutia reasoned, as the attention was soon drawn to her 'adversary'
"O-oh… I uh… w-when I w-wrapped you, I sorta… figured that out… It was an accident I promise! The training I got from the order, I can measure women easily!" K-sha embarrassedly explained, the Noire's giving an exacerbated sigh, as Neptune squinted her eyes,
"What on earth… you two…" She couldn't believe this. Just how obsessed were these two… Until… a thought ran through Neptune's mind. If they knew everything then… "Ok! Last question! What is Noire's deepest secret!" She mischievously asked, this was sure to be worth the price of admission…
"AAAAAAA YOU CAN'T ASK THAT!" Noire yelled, waving her hand in front of her reddened face, her counterpart reacting accordingly, yet…
"She likes cosplaying as a bunny for me" The two women both responded in sync, staring the other dead in the eyes,
"Heeyyyyyy! That's ourrrr thing! She's puts on this reaaalllly cute bunny outfit then we-"
"AAAAA STOP PLUTIA!" Noire begged, yet, as K-sha glared at her,
"How rude. My Noire made her own sexy bunny outfit for me, so we can-"
"K-SHA STOOOOOOOPPP!" Noire begged, nearly exploding, as Neptune couldn't help but snicker behind the scene, well until…
"Another question"
"Neeeppppyy… it's still not settled…"
The two ordered, as Neptune gulped,
"Uh…. well…." Thinking, what else could she learn about Noire… "What color are her-"
"White with a black bow" They didn't even let Neptune finish. As the Noire's began to overheat,
"Uh… is she a top or a-"
"Bottom"
This is actually pretty fun. As Neptune looked at the Noire's increasingly embarrassed reaction, Neptune knew, the coup de grace…
"Alright… what's your favorite part of Noire" She asked, expecting there to be a little variety yet…
"Her chest is the best pillow!" Plutia declared as she shoved her head into the named area… as K-sha…
"Her breasts are simply superb" She declared matter of factly as she grabbed the area presenting them as…
Both Noire's passed out, hoping to wake up believing this was a dream…
"Oh dear…"
"Noiirreee…"
"Uh… I think you broke them" Neptune laughed, expecting this to be the end, yet…
"Who won?"
"Neeepppy… I won rigggghhttt?"
They descended upon their host… who could only nervously swallow the pit in her throat,
"You know… I think B-sha needs me to pick her up!" She lied as she spirited away, leaving behind…
"I won."
"No. I did."
Helloooo! Guess last weeks wasn't as good, cause theres only one :')
Tony Anderson- heh. I'm glad! I thought it was sweet as cake!
