Somewhere in Canada is an island where ONLY God knows its location. Chris McLean is on the deck sitting on a chair drinking lemonade.

"Hi I am your host Chris McLean and welcome to this little piece of pfft haha 'heaven' that is called wawanakwa" He said getting up and starting walking "Here it's where all the contestants will face a lot of things like hard challenges, wild animals and each other, that will for sure bring drama, hehe my favorite dish. If they are a little upset is probably because they thought it would be a five-star hotel" The host said with a grin.

The sound of a boat can be heard bringing someone.

"Oh! Looks like the first participant is coming, let's go there and say hi" Chris said.

As Chris says, a somewhat tall blonde girl comes into view. One thing that stood out was how big her chest was, as her tits bounced up and down in her top. The soundtrack of Barbie Girl by Aqua is played meanwhile the boat arrives and it stops when she steps on the wood deck.

''Wow looks like we got someone with a BIG pair of determination I am right?'' Chris said obviously talking about the blonde girl's tits.

"Wny, thank you. I'm sure going to do my best" Lindsay said obliviously to the perverted nature of the comment.

"He was talking about your breasts, girl" Chef said with a grin.

"Oh! well, only my future boyfriend can say that" The blonde slapped him for his comment before moving out of the way. Her outfit was mostly like a cowgirl's outfit.

"Ouch! That was Lindsay for you guys and someone should be playing only the soundtracks" Chris said glaring at Chef.

Chef rolled his eyes and went back to the boombox, ignoring his comment. Just as he got back, the next girl began their walk out of the boat.

The Soundtrack Miracle by Cascade is Play as we see yet another blonde girl.

She wasn't as busty as the last girl, but she had a figure that matched her passion. As she gets onto the docks, a surfboard is thrown at her, which she grabs.

''Bridgette, It's nice to see you. It looks like you are a girl who knows how to Chill'' Chris said with a brofist. She brofist back before moving over to Lindsay.

''Hey, How are you?'' Bridgette ask Lindsay.

'I'm good thank you'' Lindsay says as her boobs shake a little by her sudden turn around making Bridgette shocked at that girl's chest size.

''Well Two have come now more is to come'' Chris said watching the next boat.

The Soundtrack Alejandro by Lady gaga starts playing and a girl with shorts and a top with the kind of face that feels superior to others gets down the boat. She walks her way off the boat, as Chris is about to talk. However, the mic was taken away from him, before he could say one line.

''Ok, what is this soundtrack to me? Is this some kind of little game?'' Heather said with the mic on her hand seconds later taken back to Chris.

''No...Maybe, but this is beside the Point Heather, just go there talk to your maybe future team'' Chris said.

Heather scoffs before marching her way over to Lindsay and Bridgette.

''Ok so right now we got another girl, let's see if this one is nicer than the last one.

The soundtrack Superbass by Nicki Minaj starts playing when the boat arrives with a kind of a woman that if Chris or Chef could say they would say THICC. She had a kind backside; her booty alone was rocking the boat, as she climbed off. This lady made every girl jealous or shocked, as her booty was somewhat exposed due to its size.

''HEY, THERE people! Leshawna is in the house and you better give up because I am going to win this'' Leshawna said.

''Uh...ehm ahn *cough* Welcome Leshawna this is the place you will be'' Chris said trying not to demonstrate too much emotion.

''It sucks'' Heather said.

''You have a contract so hush. go meet your new friend Leshawna'' Chris said as Leshawna walks to the others as Chris and Chef take quick peeks at that huge ass shaking right and left on her jean pants hugging that meat ass for dear life. Both of their pants tighten at the quick peeks that they could get, as the sound of another boat is heard.

A Soundtrack Best Friends by Toybox starts playing and once she is on the wooden deck she gets sad.

''Ahnn this music reminds me of my BFF Sadie, she would love being here'' Katie said.

''Hey, Katie nice to meet you 'These teenage girls are using less clothing than I thought' Chris thought seeing her pink short shorts and small striped top with black and white colors and her pigtails, looking more like the clothing of a slut with a naive and innocent babyface.

She just walks over to the others, without another word. She was feeling bad that her friend, Sadie, couldn't take part in this series. But she knew that moping around wasn't going to get her anywhere.

''Only something big could distract me from...Wow! Your ass is like, super big'' Katie said looking at Leshawna's booty as Heather rolls her eyes and the two blonde girls giggle.

''I know girls'' Leshawna said proudly.

The Soundtrack Turn me on by Nicki Minaj starts playing as the next boat appears to be bringing a Goth girl.

Most of her outfit was black with some other colors, here and there. While not as busty as Lindsay or bootylicious as Leshawna, she had a good figure to put some girls jealous.

''I can't believe I am in this dump, do I look like I want to be here? Fuck'' Gwen said not amused

"Well someone got up on the wrong side of the bed" Katie commented as Gwen got off the boat.

''HI! My name is Lindsay and we are going to be together a long time'' Lindsay said cheerfully.

'' That is...nice'' Gwen said neutrally.

''Aww they are friends already, NEXT''

The Soundtrack What Doesn't Kill You makes you stronger by Kelly Clarkson plays as the next girl to get out of the boat is a red hair girl who looks a little shy. She was a modest redhead girl. In similar shorts as Heather and a red top.

"Oh hi, I'm Zoey, nice to meet you all. I like the sound but I don't know if it fits me" Zoey said while walking.

"Huh?" Lindsay asked, confused by what she said. Some of the others roll their eyes at that.

Zoey also notices Leshawna and all the other girls' bodies and feels like she is not in much to compare to them.

''Such a nice and polite girl. Well, the next one brings a pair of sisters'' Chris said with the next boat coming.

As the sisters walked off, they noticed that one of the sisters was bigger than the other in different areas. The girl in the orange shirt, black pants, and red coat had a booty smaller than Leshawna but still a pretty nice one and nice breasts. The other girl in a red shirt had a balance between both departments in a plumpy state.

The two soundtracks played each one twenty seconds later.

Emma- Natalia Kills – Wonderland

Kitty- The Chainsmokers

They both walk up to Chris as he readies himself to introduce them to the others. Chef, on the other hand, was having a hard time handling two songs at once.

''Will I get paid for this?'' Chef asked.

''Can't you do anything nice without asking money?'' Chris said.

''This place looks nothing like the poster'' Emma said.

"I agree, sis" Kitty said, holding her sister's arm around hers.

''Why don't you go there with the others and take a selfie or whatever, you all have permission to use your phones but just for today'' Chris said making Kitty uneasy since she loves her selfie moments. Nonetheless, they do so and make some friends by taking selfies.

''Wow! Your ass is huge'' Kitty said looking at Leshawna's butt.

''KITTY! That is inappropriate to say to someone you just met'' Emma said.

"What? It's true." Kitty counters back to Emma, who just facepalmed.

''You got to stop saying everything you think'' Emma said.

''Hey camera on me now, we still have more ok?'' Chris said pointing out to the next boat meanwhile the chef plays the soundtrack Run the World (Girls) by the Glee cast.

Another woman appeared on the boat with an artificial tan. She had a huge hair in shape like a statue after a lot of sprays she was passing to her hair. Her hips could be compared as second place on the booty scale and boobs too. She smiles happily as the boat comes to a stop. Anna Marie walks off it and up to Chris.

''The true winner is here to win so you better hand me the prize so I can make a really good show with it hahaha'' Anne Maria said cocky.

Most girls rolled their eyes at that statement.

''The only amazing thing is how your fake tan makes you look like an orange'' Heather said.

Anna Marie stared daggers at her, as she said that comment.

''Do you really want to get my attention stick woman?'' Anne Maria said mocking her. Heather just rolls her eyes, slightly annoyed by those words.

''There will be time for Drama girls now let's give a warm welcome to the next one'' Chris said.

The soundtrack Bad boy by cascade is played

A brunette girl with a sympathetic look gets down and walks normally.

''Hello there competitors my name is Courtney and I am here to give it my all'' She said. Heather and Anna Marie just roll their eyes at her.

''Keep rolling your eyes at Life and you see what happens to them'' Chris said to the others.

''Are we all here? Now?'' Bridgette ask

''I'm hungry, I need something to eat,'' Katie said.

''There is only one more ok? 'Hehe and it's a special someone' Chris said meanwhile he thought something else as the last boat comes with a music Chef press by accident.

Geek in the Pink - Jason Mraz

It was our hero, Cody... I mean, Cora.

His hair was long since he let it grow. He was wearing a collar and his clothing goes to a baby tee on the top and some jean pants. He felt embarrassed about using makeup and he remembers his conversation with Chris earlier.


*Flashback time*

"And why do I have to wear this top?" Cody asked.

''To hide the special bra that inflates fake boobs so you will look more like a girl, no need to make them huge, normal is ok. The collar will make your voice more feminine so that will be perfect'' Chris said giving him the stuff.

"But what if the bra has a problem and starts inflating?" Cody questions.

''I don't have all solutions ok? just hide or something I make the camera look the other way or you end up saying you are embarrassed by having small tits and used stuff to look up, Now get on the last Boat'' Chris demanded

"Alright! Geez." Cody grumbles as he climbs onto the last boat. He couldn't help but think about the idea of being the biggest to tease one of the girls for a few minutes before shrinking them down.

Then again he can't just say it was a prank right? Maybe they would believe but what if they ask where he got the tech bra of inflation? Oh well maybe another time, he needs to lay low a little. Funny that he didn't do an ass inflate as well Cody thought to him.


''Why that music? It's not a theme music for a girl'' Courtney said as some girls like Lindsay and Bridgette nod'.

''I end up clicking the wrong button 'The geek in pink, that suits well this situation' Chef said and thought

''Hmm ahn hi there g-girls hehe nice to meet you all, my name is Cora'' Cody said a little scared.

''Great we are all here, now how about we get all together for a picture?'' Chris suggested.

Some of the girls groaned at this not really caring while some of them like the idea.

''Gather around Girls (hehe almost) get really close to each other to take the perfect picture'' Chris said holding a camera.

Cody holds back his drooling as he gets a good view of some of the girls' fronts and rears.

'My GOD! I never saw so many girls with amazing bodies like this. It's like Chris chose only the most attractive ones, their boobs, and booty in all sizes but still so big and plumpy. ohhhh man, relax Cody, Got to relax' He said to himself and smile normally

Everyone gets in their position, some close and others a little far away from others, at that moment the photo was taken.

''Thanks for the happy faces'' Chris said.

"Yeah, whatever" Heather said.

''You can take more pics of me and sell it on the internet. It will be worth a lot once I win'' Anne Maria said.

''Try to not act so cocky ok? This is just the start'' Bridgette said.

''Talking about Start, We should probably get to the cabins and choose the teams'' Chris adds.

"Sounds like fun to me" Lindsay said, her boobs bouncing a little.

''Yeah it sounds interesting so let's do it 'Damm that blonde girl boobs are like mature melons!' ''Cody said something meanwhile his mind thinks differently.

''Here is the deal, Chef is going to bring a box and you all will take pieces of paper which will decide your teammates'' Chris said.

''Eww! We are going to leave in those cabins? They look like not even rats want to be there'' Emma said.

'' But they do so you better sleep with a bat'' Chef added.

"Oh come on, Emma" Kitty said. "They don't look too bad"

''You're kidding, right? You can get a disease there'' Heather said.

''Well I hoped for a better place too, that isn't happening huh?'' Leshawna asked.

"Nope" Chris says bluntly.

''Can we get this over with?'' Gwen said annoyed.

The chef comes with a box with some papers.

''All of you! Put your hand here and take your piece of paper'' Chef shouted for no reason.

They do so, without another word each one takes their paper

''A pink cupcake with Sprinkles?'' Gwen said.

''I got this picture of a not very happy dog'' Anne Maria said.

"I...don't get mine" Courtney says.

''Hehehe Ok people listen here, everyone who got a cupcake will be the team Sweet cupcakes and the ones with the dog will be called Bad Bicthes'' Chris said laughing. Half of the girls nearly went to punch him for the second team name.

''How dare you '' Heather said angrily

''Who are you calling a bitch?'' Anne Maria and Emma said not very happy as Kitty and Lindsay giggled at this.

''I'm sorry sis but this is just so fun'' Kitty said.

''Why I am not a cupcake?'' Courtney said.

''Because you're human and not a sugar treat? hahaha just kidding, this was totally random sorry'' Chris said. ''Now after seeing your papers this is the results' 'Chris adds showing a screen with their names and team.

Sweet cupcakes: Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie, Kitty, Zoey, Cora

Bad bitches: Leshawna, Heather, Emma, Anne Maria, Courtney, Gwen

''Oh my, the logos are well done'' Zoey said.

"I second that" Bridgette said.

''With the teams already formed, who is going to resist all the future challenges they have to face? Find this all in the next episode of Total Lady Drama island'' Chris said.

''Wait it's over already?'' Cody said

"Looks like it, they are going to make the surprise cliché thing" Kitty said.

''Wow what a bunch of Crap'' Leshawna said.