Co-written by Wolvenstrom


Previously on Total Lady drama island! We introduced you to our contestants. A bevy of bodacious beauties that hit HAWT across the full spectrum of HAWTness. Dividing them into the sweet and sour teams, the Sweet Cupcakes and the Bad Bitches...HA! First, we had them dive to their doom and into orange jello! Pretty sweet if I say so. After some hard work, the Sweet Cupcakes got their win for the day thanks to Cora and got to sleep in their safe cabins for the night, while the bad bitches only consolation as they slept in the cold, cold outdoors was a tasty, tasty meal. We saw laughter, we saw tears and I'm pretty sure we'll see fists flying soon enough. But now the fun is over as we head into the first challenge? What is it you ask? We'll you'll just have to wait and see right here and right now on TOTAL LADY DRAMA ISLAND!

All the girls are standing around outside where Chris had told them to meet up, outside a large wooden hut. The girls who had been wearing their Swimwear had changed back to their regular clothes, except for Lindsay who was still decked out as she'd just stepped out of an episode of Baywatch

''Why're you still in that?'' Kitty asked the blonde girl

''Christy said that the challenge will be hot, hot, hot. So I'm keeping this on to stay cool, cool, cool'' Lindsay said with a grin.

''don't be stupid." Said Courtney with a huff "He just said that because he wants us to put our guard down and then surprise us with something we dint expect.'' Courtney said.

''Really? Or is it that you just don't want to show off for the camera's more than you have to?'' Kitty teased Courtney a little.

The C.I.T blushed ''What?! No of course that's not it! Why would I be afraid of that? I just know how his twisted little mind works. Like how he made us jump off a cliff into a pool of jello surrounded by sharks!'' Courtney said.

''Too Bad Miss sour cream over there is still here." Leshawna said nodding towards Heather "Though I don't think eatin' her twiggy little ass would have filled them up enough to stop em downing anyone else"

''Oh, is that so? Too bad you didn't go first then. They'd have been too busy trying to choke down what they could of that ass and then we could all jump without risk'' Heather said with a grin.


*Confessional On*

''Ugh, I can't take it anymore. This is happening every day since the last challenge. Apparently Heather ate some candy Leshawna was saving. Then she just had to tell Leshawna that 'she was the last person on the island who needed more candy', and it's not stopped since. Ugh! There's no 'I' in the team, but clearly, they see the 'me'. Gwen said annoyed.

*Confessional Off*


"Hello, ladies. A beautiful day isn't it?" Said Chris walking up beside the two teams with chef.

"Can we just get on with it?" Emma said, longing to go back to the beach.

"Of course of course." He nodded towards the chef, who opened the hut door "If you would kindly just step into here please?"

Giving each other a confused look, the contestants filed into the hut, bracing themselves for whatever dangerous, demeaning, and potentially life-threatening hazard they had to…...an empty room

There was nothing in here! It was just a big wooden room with some rickety-looking wooden benches.

Gwen looked around "What kind of challenge can you do in here?"

*SLAM*

They jumped as they heard the door shut behind them. A small port in it opening up it as a large pipe was lowered from the ceiling.

Chris smiled that aggravating smile they had already grown to hate "As I said. This challenge is gonna be a hot, hot, HOT one." He laughed "Welcome ladies. To the Camp Wawanakwa 'beat the heat' sauna challenge."

Anne Marie's expression went from bored and puzzled straight to attention. "I'm sorry. Did you say a sauna?"

Yup." Chris agreed.

"As in...a sauna?"

Chris nodded "Yeah. A sauna that's also a sauna."

"Like...a room full of hot steam?"

"That is generally what a sauna is yes."

"..." She shoved the skinny goth and Japanese girl out of the way and started banging at the door like a woman possessed "NO! I didn't use my perm suds yet! My do's gonna get ruined! Let me out! Let me out I quit I..."

"Oh no you don't" Heather said before she and her teammates pulled the jersey girl off the door and forced her to sit. "Listen here spray tan. Your just lucky the last challenge didn't let us vote anyone off or you'd have been taken off the show than your panties on a first date."

Anne Marie looked offended "Hey I ain't a..."

Heather cut her off "Save it for someone who cares. But from now on as long as your on this team. You not going to endanger anyone's chances at victory just because you don't want your hair ruined. Now sit right there and grow up!" She said before pushing the other girl into a sitting position.

A small Screen appears and Chris McLean's face shows up.

''Woohoo! Drama, my favorite meal'' He said


*Confessional On*

''How dare that stick woman talk to me like that? Only my mother can talk to me like that, ohh! you wait for it Heather because I am going to be quiet for now but I'm you pay for this disrespect, Jersey style!'' Anne maria said to the camera.

*Confessional off*


''Here is the deal 'girls' In this challenge your goal is to see who can take the heat the longest, heat that we will be steadily increasing over time. Kudos to Lindsay by the way for listening to my advice. You could learn a thing or two from her Courtney'' Chris said teasing the girl.

"So you expect us to just cook in here?" Gwen asks.

"Of course not" He snaps his fingers, the girls watch the chef wheel over a tea cart covered in a sheet, which he whips off to reveal a massive water pitcher

"It wouldn't be a challenge if we locked you in, would it? The only thing keeping that door shut is the handle so your free to leave that oven at any time and enjoy a nice tall glass of refreshing ice-cold water." He pours himself a glass and downs it with a nice long "Aaaaaahhh." He turned to chef "Y'know a couple of slices of lemon wouldn't go amiss."

Chef brings up a knife and a fruit "All we got is a lime."

"Even better" Chris turns back to the girls in the room "As I said. You can leave at any time. But doing so is an automatic disqualification. You leave that room, you're out. You pass out in that room or shut your eyes for twenty seconds, you're out. The one who stays in the longest while awake wins invincibility for their team"

''Wow this seems a little rough'' Zoey said worriedly.

''Hey, This is the show we want to give the audience my dear. Now if you feel not up to the challenge then get out here and drink some water. but the lime is mine'' Chris said giggling.

''No way. I know it looks hard girls but we can do this, we need to stick together'' Bridgette said gathering up with her team.

''Yeah, it's not like we're going to melt right?'' Cody gave a nervous laugh.

''Good luck sis, your gonna need it when I win'' Kitty said to Emma. Who rolled her eyes but smiled none the less.

''Can't we get out for a moment to just change our clothes?'' Leshawna asked.

''I am going to answer you with the same thing when my interns ask to be paid for their jobs...HAHAHA HAHAHA'' Chris gave a laugh loudly.

"I guess that was a no then" Katie said as Leshawna grumbles.

Chris gives the girls one last smug look before shutting the port just as steam starts to pour in.

It doesn't take long for them to start feeling the heat and within a few minutes, most of them begin to sweat. Some of the girls sit next to each other for support, while others were pushing trying to keep their distance so as not to feel too relaxed.

"Did anyone expected this today when you wake up in the morning?" Katie said fanning herself.

Leshawna wiped her brow. "If I had, I would have gone with a bikini like a blondie over there. But somebody said it was 'obviously' a trap" Leshawna said imitating Courtney.

"Hey don't blame me. We all thought the same thing and you know it!" Courtney said defending herself.

"Please let's not waste energy arguing with each other. The last thing we want's to do is get angry in a sweatbox right?" Emma said trying to be reasonable.

Kitty nodded "Yeah there's no reason to get all hot and bothered..."

The fight stopped and everyone turned to the phone-obsessed girl.

"Why are you all l..." She blushed "Oh...I just said that on national TV didn't I." She groaned and buried her face in her hands.

Katie smiled sympathetically "'International TV." She winced when all that did was make Kitty groan.

Embarrassing as that may have been, it did distract the fight. So the girls settled back into their seats, waiting for the first to drop. With Heather glaring at Anne Marie who kept switching between glancing at the door and checking her hair.

*Confessional On*

''If that walking tangerine thinks she can ruin our chances winning just because she''s afraid of a little frizz then she has another thing coming. Not that I don't care about my hair, but unlike her 'I' don't have to rely on products to look good. This isn't a kids game where you can quit when you want!'' Heather said.

''Have you seen my hair? it completes my perfect and sexy body and I don't want to get it rained on. You don't get famous from these shows unless you've got the look. But Heather doesn't seem to understand that.'' Anne Maria said.

''That was so embarrassing, last time I got this embarrassed I... Whoa! That was close, I almost did it again'' Kitty said rubbing the back of her neck.

*Confessional Off*


After laughing a little about what Kitty had said the heat decided to remind them that it was slowly growing. Within ten minutes the girls wearing more than t-shirts and jean shorts were seriously starting to get soaked, and dying for some of that cool cold water just a few feet and an open door away.

As For ''Cora'', she was too busy trying to not look at any of the girls to think about the heat. However, that was kind of hard when Lindsay had decided to sit hip to hip with her new BFF. So whether Cody liked it or not (and like it! He did) he got front row seats to watch the beads of sweat trail slowly down the blonde's slender neck and down into the round valley of her epic cleavage.

Despite that though, Lindsay was actually holding up a good deal better than anyone else, maybe because she was wearing a bikini, or for whatever other reasons you could imagine. The how's and whys didn't matter that much compared to the show he was getting.

He almost jumped when Katie tapped him on the shoulder.

''Huh? Oh Katie, what is it?'' He asked curiously.

''I think That girl who was scared for her hair is melting. And something's wrong with that Leshwana girls to own hair'' Katie said pointing at Leshawna whose hair had broken out of its tie and started to frizz badly. Cody held in a chuckle for that but was unable to contain it when he turned his gaze a little to the left.

Anne Marie was so concerned with her hair getting messed up, but didn't seem to notice her tan was slipping off her skin like watercolors on a rainy day.

Bridgette, who'd taken of her jacket and was pulling at her t-shirt and flashing a line of cleavage in order to keep cool, did notice "You didn't think to bring waterproof tan to an island?"

She scratched her stomach "What're you talking ab..." She brings up her hands to check her nails, only to see her fingers caked in brown gunk "...out?!"

Heather smirked "I hate to agree with the other team. But yeah. Didn't you think to bring waterproof stuff?"

"I THOUGHT IT 'WAS' WATERPROOF!?" She screamed, jumping up and looking over her body, now blotched with orange bronze and pasty white "WHAT KIND OF CHEAP-O TAN COMES OFF LIKE THIS?!"

''Clearly whatever dollar store discount brand you went for'' Heather said with a grin.

Anne Maria was not happy, her tan was running off her and that bitch Heather was talking shit about her, she was so close to just jumping at her. One more straw and she was going to lose it.

''Hey look at the bright side, your hair is still in good shape, different from ours'' Kitty mentioned as her pigtails were now frizzy as two puffballs. It was true. She's was the only style in that little room that wasn't just a big puffy mess at the moment

''Maybe but, my gorgeous tan is going away and this is no way to show my awesome body like its ice cream melting in a hot day.'' Anne maria cry.

'You do know that you could just reapply it later right?'' Said Bridgette absently, not noticing her teammate's eyes focused like a laser on her partially exposed cleavage, all the while just giving the man's standard 'pretend your listening and not leering by nodding and going 'uh-huh' every few seconds mot' nod. "Ok get a real tan." She muttered under her breath.

'Damn those are nice.' He thought. Not the biggest he's ever seen, but enough of an eyeful that he could practically hear a ripping when he tore his eyes away.

Chris watched on the video feed inside, glancing at his watch and looking back. Groaning loudly "Uggghhh. Fifteen minutes and all we've got to show for it is a melting tan and discount afros. This is sooooo booooring"

Chef made a noise Chris wasn't sure to place "You want to turn up the heat?"

"Was that a serious question?"

The two men laugh before they hit the sauna controls and turn the heat up from three with the label (Pleasant steam) to five (Like a sweaty pig).

Emma leaned back on the wall, panting deeply under the now intense heat just like everyone else.

Cody would have gulped as the only noise in the room for a good thirty seconds was that of women desperately pulling in air, but he was too busy doing the same to care. He heard a zipper next to him and saw Bridgette pulling down her jacket all the way open, at the same time she was reaching for her pants.

Katie asked "What are you doing?"

"Stripping down." Bridgette replied bluntly she tossed her jacket aside and started pulling up her T-shirt "It's getting too hot in here and I'd rather not feel even hotter because of these."

Courtney rolled her eyes "So your perfectly fine showing off everything for the folks at home?"

Bridgette shrugged just as she worked her pants off, and was now just sitting there in a rather plain light blue bra and underwear set"They've already seen me in a swimsuit. Heck, Lindsay's in one right now." She pointed at the blonde who, once more looked far too comfortable in the slow cooker they were in to be natural. "What's the difference?"

Leshawna folded her arms under her chest, unintentionally pushing it up and, despite looking like she was gonna pass out any minute, spoke up "There called unmentionables for a reason. You wouldn't find any of us showin' off like that."

Kitty audibly peeled herself off the wall she was leaning against and, noticing something, injected herself into the argument "Actually. I don't think you have much of a choice."

Leshawna quirked an eyebrow "What're you talkin' about?"

Courtney followed Katie's gaze, and let out a strangled gasp.

Leshawna was getting annoyed "What are you fools doin'?

Cody, whose filter had been blurred by the heat, blurted it out "Deep purple?"

Leshawna was still without a clue "What the heck are you..." And then it clicked. She looked down. To see her chocolate brown boobs being cradled in a candy wrapper purple bra. Her top was so drenched in sweat that it was almost like she wasn't wearing a top at all.

Now Leshawna was a tough nut to crack, she wasn't one of those girls who'd scream because of a mouse or yell 'pervert' if she caught a guy staring at her a little. However, she could still be surprised and she still had a level of decorum. So the moment she realized that her top was transparent, her arms went from cradling her bosom to covering it while she blushed like a pre-teen.

"Hey are those grapes? Can I have some?" Lindsay said now with her attention on the others.

Cody answered but couldn't tear his eyes away "That's her bra Lindsay"

Leshawna stood up and headed towards the door, chest bouncing wildly as she did so "OK I'm out. Chris, you better have a bath coat or something cause..."

"C'mon Leshawna are you really that weak that you giving up just because everyone can see a little skin?" Heather taunted before staring right up at one of the cameras, smiling and folding one of her long bare legs over the over her other and stretching, reminding everyone of just how little she was already wearing.

'Did that skinny spoiled Princess just call me weak? Oh hell no! Leshawna is not afraid of showing a little skin to win.' Turning around to face the rest of the cast she reached for the hem of her soaked top and pulled it over her head. She had a little difficultly pulling it over her head with how much her hair had sprung out, but once she did she tossed the shirt towards a horrified Heather and sat back down on her well-cushioned ass. Crossing her arms under her massive mammaries once more.

"Top that queeny" She said to her team.

"what about your pants?" Emma questioned.

Lewshawna's smirk dropped and she wriggled in place a little. Her pants weren't much more comfortable than a sweaty top, but they weren't at risk of turning see-through "I-I'll do that later if I have too" Leshawna said and hoped she really wouldn't have to.

Cora suppressed a moan 'Aww man! Are they 'all' gonna start stripping off? I've seen these girls in swimwear. How is their underwear turning me on even more?' Uggghh this is torture. If I see any more skin I think my rod is gonna tear through my pants!' He crossed his legs to try and further suppress his erection...though that didn't stop his idle eyes from drifting around the room. A few other girl's tops had started to cling like Leshawna's. Others like Heather's or Katie's might be sticking but weren't gonna go see-through anytime soon. Though Courtney and others were they 'still wearing sweaters? "H-hey. You seem like you wearing a lot of clothing for this heat" he said to the two girls.

Kitty shuddered a little "I don't know if I can do this you know? It's hard being without my cellphone now. I don't know how to handle showing my undies too."

"NO! I don't want strangers seeing my panties or bra. I can take this heat! is not hard at all" Courtney said adamantly...only to attract Chris outside with the chef putting a box by side of the water.


"ICE-A-CREAM! NICE-A COLD REFRESHING, LOW-A-FAT ICE-A-CREAM! Called out the sadistic host in his best worst Italian accent "I'VE GOT-A CHOCOLATE! STRAW-A-BERRY! ROCKY ROAD! AND MANY MORE!".

"COURTNEY!'' The bad bitches yelled.

"Hey, how is that my fault? Seriously?" Courtney said as karma reared its ugly head.

Katie moaned "mmmm. Ice cream."

Lindsay got up to head towards the door like a zombie "Low fat. No guilt."

Cody touched her arm "Katie, Lindsay no."

The pigtailed girl sighed and gave 'Cora' the puppy dog eyes "But...I'm so hot." She whimpered pitifully as she fanned her top.

Lindsay mirrored her "Can't we just go get a little?" She begged and leaned over, one more giving the boy a perfect view of truly epic boobage.

Cody averted his eyes and shook his head tiredly "We just have to wait it out, then when we win we can have all the ice cream we can eat." He said assuredly.

Only for Chris to correct him "Only enough-a ice-a-cream for-a six."

Six. There were twelve of them. Half of them wouldn't be getting any frozen treats.

Emma grumbled "Damn he's good"

Kitty nodded "I don't know how much more I can last." She turned to the green-haired goth who hadn't said anything in a while "What about you Gwen?"

Gwen just nodded.

Kitty smiled "Yeah I didn't think..."

Gwen nodded.

The younger sister quirked an eyebrow "Gwen? You alright?

Gwen nodded.

Kitty paused for a second, before poking the goth girl.

Gwen nodded, then fell over like a tree in the woods. Collapsing onto her side over the bench.

"Gwen!." It didn't matter that the girl was on the other team. Bridgette was at her side in an instant.

"Hey! Back off. That's our team member!" Said Heather trying to push the surfer girl away, but Bridgette was having none of it.

"You're teammate just passed out from overheating!" She snapped back in an uncharacteristically firm voice "She needs out of here now!"

Heather paused for a second, then looked away "Alright. If you're so concerned for her. 'You' take her out"

Cody was on his feet in a second "Say what!?"

"Did I stutter? You heard Chris. We step out of here. We forfeit. I'm not ruining my chances at the million just because little miss doom and gloom can't take the heat."

Before anyone decided to do something they'd regret. The door opened. A rush of cool air blowing in much to the girl's delight.

Chef walked in and in one deft motion lifted Gwen in a fireman's carry. "This is my job" He said wiping his brow a little before heading back out.

"Well..." Heather said, as distracted by the temporary rush on distractedly cool air to remember what she was about to say "...alright then. Now w..."

"I CAN'T TAKE IT!" Kitty yelled before grabbing the door and rushing out "I WANT MINT CHIP!"

The door slammed behind her before anyone could say anything.

"Um..." Lindsay said."

Katie shrugged "Two down ten to go?"

Chris looked at the first two out of the sauna. Kitty moaning loudly as she stuffed herself with frozen dairy treats while Gwen lay on his favorite deck chair with a cold compress on her forehead.

"Half an hour and only two of them are out? I'm getting bored again."

Chef 'Mmmm'ed' "Want me to turn up the heat again" He pointed at the heat gauge?

Chris thought for a moment, then grinned "Not just yet. Tell me, is Lunch ready yet?"

It was a tough moment. The girls were getting tired of the heat and it only helped a little when some of them started stripping down or got a small temporary breeze, but things were getting hard because when the door closed again the heat was back and stronger than ever.

''Ughh! This is no joke, cant we take a break? I swear I'm gonna be a bag of bones when this ends'' Emma said.

''I-its not so bad'' Heather said starting to feel the heat like a slap to the face.

''Stop lying to yourself, you not feeling well'' Leshawna said firmly.

''You know what is not well? After so much heat your butt should be shrinking but it looks like it has swollen up instead like it's not enough having lost one of our teammates and have this tangerine here melting and caressing her hair!'' Heather said to her almost shouting.

''Can you be quiet for just ten seconds and let the rest of us stew in peace?'' Courtney said talking to the wall.

''Hmm, Courtney? we are right here'' Emma said making Courtney look at them.

''O-Of course you were there hehe it's not like I'm having hallucinations or anything right?'' She said rather specifically.

''Uhm...Alright?'' Emma said worry.

Unknown to them Anne Maria's cheap tan was melting all over the floor making it a slippery trap for anyone who would walk on it unsuspecting.

Anne Maria then starts to get up and walk in a slow zombie-like way towards Lindsay who had her eyes closed and smiling just enjoying the heat, while they were all looking at it what she was going to do she then does it.

She starts poking Lindsay's boobs with her fingers first in slow motion, sinking in and making Lindsay moan in surprise opening her eyes and looking at The melting tan girl.

''W-what? Hey hahaha! Stop that tickles' ' Lindsay said when Anne maria starts poking her boobs with her fingers quickly like some kind of toy as the girls looked on shocked.

''Wow. I think she lost it'' Courtney said looking at it.

'GOD! THIS IS SO HAWT' Cody thought.

"Oh…oh my! That is something else, can someone help Lindsay?'' Zoey said

''Let her be, maybe she'll make the blonde girl give up'' Heather said happily.

''Well that ain't fair, This is practically assaulted'' Zoey said tired of the heat too more on her lower parts since she uses jean brown pants.

At that moment then appears on the screen again Chris with his evil grin.

''Hey there girls, nice underwear hahaha, now I know your all tired and in 'Heat', but since I'm not a 'total' monster I'll give you girls a chance at winning invincibility and get out of here'' Chris said getting Anne Marie's attention for a moment. Making her stop poking at Lindsay's boobies letting the other girl breathe.

Chef arrives in the room after opening the door and just rolls it in there with a bunch of bowls on a table with wheels because he dint wants to go inside the hellish room unless he absolutely had to.

''You all see those bowls? I got there some spicy, spicy chili ramen for you. And the thing is that if you want to not be up for elimination tonight, you have to get all that into your stomach'' He said like it was easy, getting some shocked looks from the girls.

''Wait for a second, you want us to eat spicy food in a very hot sauna?'' Emma asked.

''Have you lost your marbles? this is insane'' Leshawna said.

'You know what is insane? Holding a boner for so long! Ugh! If I get to win this I will for sure be able to leave and 'deal with it' before it pops' Cora'' thought.

''Also! if even if there's a winner it doesn't mean you can stop OK? If you don't eat the lunch Chef made for you then you will get eliminated'' Chris said with a serious voice.

Zoey go look at the bowl with Spicy noodles and how it looks it like it was going to burn a hole in her mouth.

''Oh dear! I'm sorry guys but I don't think can do this, I'm like a lobster inside this place already, eating this would just kill me.'' Zoey said sadly before getting up and going out the door.

''Zoey...well damn'' Cody said sweating meanwhile he sees the sweet girl giving up.

''Looks like the week links are now out hehe! Funny I was sure it would be someone else by now'' Chris said laughing.

''This seems like it's going to be really HOT! uh? uh?'' Lindsay said making a pun.

''SHUT UP LINDSAY!'' Courtney shouts at her.

"So now we 'have' to eat this stuff?" Gulped Bridgette. Even in the thick steam of the room, she could still see the heat coming off the bowl in waves. The sheer spiciness attacking her nose and making her cough harshly. "Are you kidding? This thing is huge enough to feed two people! This isn't a soup bowl. It's a salad bowl!"

Chris smirks "Yup. And you have to empty the whole thing if you want to win/ not lose. So, I strongly suggest you start."

Anne Marie took one look at the stuff and turned her nose away "No way. Spicy food and I don't mix"

Heather growled "A lot of things and you don't mix apparently."

Chris smirks again "Oh I think it does. That does of yours doesn't look like it'll last."

She looked confused "What do you mean?"

That's when it happened.

A hair fell into her face.

Her eyes widened in horror.

Her perm had fought valiantly, but it was starting to fail. The steam was getting to her!


*SLURP*

*UUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP!*

There's a clatter of utensils hitting a bowl alongside the room shook from the wall-shaking belch let loose. They all turn towards the source of the sound, only to find Anne Maria's shaped void where Anne Marie should be.

The door was opened and slammed shut in a second. The girl in question shoving the massive empty bowl in the host's face.

"There. Empty! Invincibility, right!?" She demanded answers while inches from his face. Pushing hot chili breath up his nose.

"Ugh! oh God that stinks! Yeah, sure you got it. Now go stand somewhere else before you burn my eyebrows off."

Wasting no time, she pushed past chef and over a far too happy looking Kitty to grab one of the beverages, a quart of milk, downing it in a moment before racing off like a roadrunner towards the cabins. No doubt in search of fake tan and hairspray.

'Did that girl just swallow all that in seconds?'' Cody asked surprised.

''That will for sure like, give her a tummy ache later'' Lindsay said trying to eat her bowl.

''Ugh! Why must we still eat?'' Courtney cries out.

''Well, you don't 'have' to be so hot. Why not take a leaf from your teammate's tactics. Like Emma'' Chris pointed at Emma starting to strip down.

Emma looked embarrassed while she pulled off her shirt "I know what I said. But that was 10 degrees and a bowl of pain ago."

"Whatever" Courtney mumbled to herself.

''Well then finish eating the bowl and CHEF!'' Chris said making some sign which makes Chef turns up the heat to Eight. *Lobster thermadore*

Cody wasn't able to tell if it was the thickness of the steam or his brain swimming inside his skull that was making it harder for him to see. Though seeing was the least of his concerns right now as he slurped down mouthful after mouthful of the chili packed noodles.

Around him, he could hear the pitiful moans of the other contestants as the spices seared their tongues and dissolved their cheeks. Though he didn't get anything out of it since these pained noises didn't sound the least bit erotic. The pints he felt he was already sweating turned into buckets as he chocked down his own food. Girls were having a bad time but some of them just refused to stop or do anything else to make it cooler.

"Keep going, keep going, keep going" Courtney said to herself in a mantra, hoping to keep her mind off the food. Lindsay and Bridgette seemed to be trying something similar to Anne Marie and simply downing it as fast as possible without pausing to taste it, though Lindsay had trouble and keep coughing into the bowl.

It was agonizing for everything on multiple levels. Cody idly wondered if this little stunt would kill any of the ratings. You don't tune in to hot girls in a sauna after all only to watch them choke or spit up food. Getting an idea he spoke up to get Chris's attention.

''H-hey Chris! There is no need to make us all eat so much of this right? I mean it's so not really what the audience wants to see you know?'' Cody tries to reason.

''It's not?'' Chris paused for a moment his grin and asked.

''This is just a suggestion, but maybe instead of killing our tongues with this, you can make something easier to finish up and get some good bonus prize, Watching us puke ramen isn't going to look good on TV is it?'' Cora said talking to the Host.

Chris thought about it. The kid kind of had a point. As fun as it was torturing and humiliating his contestants, he also had to do so in a way that enticed the folks at home to keep watching. He knew what his audience wanted, and it wasn't seeing girls cough, choke, and spit up food as their faces got covered in snot and drool.

He rubbed his chin "Fair enough. Alright then. Chef, if you would." He nodded towards the larger man, who nodded back and went in to remove to bowls.

"Thanks to Cora here you no longer have to down the soup." He said, before quickly adding "But that doesn't mean you're getting the water or dairy treats. Those are for losers only."

''Oh thank you so much for helping us out Cora, I thought I was a goner'' Katie said

''Yeah I thought my stomach was going to burst in flames'' Lindsay said as she and Katie give Cora a good and tight hug meanwhile Bridgette watches smiling.

No need to say that by the fact he was a short dude and the girls were taller he got his face smushed into Lindsay's big boobies and Katie boobies on the back of his head...

However without the noodles to focus on, the remaining contestants realized that the heat hadn't died down yet. In the air or in their mouth. In fact, it seemed like it was only getting hotter.

"That...that...bastard must have...turned...oh you know" Heather mumbled and wiped her forehead. The heat making it harder for her to bother saying anything.

Courtney nodded, too short of breath in this fog heavy room to reply.

Katie tried reaching over for Bridgette's discarded top. Only for it to be a hair's breadth further than she could be bothered to reach. So she did the sensible thing, and just took off her top and mopped her face with it, and exposed her neon pink bra. Not even caring it was already soaked before tossing it across the room at Emma, who rather than show disgust, welcomed the cool cloth with a slight "Ahh."

That's when Chris reappeared "OK so I was thinking. It's not gonna be fair that the rest of you won't be getting any ice cream." Chris said. They groaned but in their current state it came out as a moan. "So that's why to save more for the rest of you. I'm willing to 'award' the next person out of that room a box of cherry ice pops." He said producing the mentioned box.

"Ice pops." Lindsay moaned.

Courtney bit her lip. "You already have...have cream and...liquid out..side. Why would those be any, be, be...way?"

Chris smiled "Because of this" He said before pulling the box open and lifting out the frozen juice on a stick. Slowly, painfully slowly removing the wrapper before reaching forward and taking a big, slow bite out of the popsicle.

The contestant's waining attention focused entirely on the image of him biting through the dessert as slow at the speed of a glacier. Savoring the intense berry flavoring with deliberate satisfaction before swallowing as tauntingly as possible.

"Mmmm nothing like a cherry popsicle on a hot day." He licked his lips a little "The only downside is their kind of moreish if you know what I mean. I think one more couldn't hurt." He said before reaching into the box...only to have it yanked out of his hand by Katie. Who tore off one of the wrappers and jammed the popsicle into her parched mouth as fast as she could.

Everyone turned back to where the girl had been sitting, to find the space empty.

Well almost everyone. Cody was too busy watching the girl practically deep throat the quenching cylinder of ice. Moaning quite happily as she did so.

Far from angry to have his ice pops taken. Chris looked smarmy as always, turning back to the campers "Well then...I guess the rest of you will just have to have water then..." He turned back to Katie who was still inhaling her cherry pops..."Could you...not do that on-screen, please? This show 'does' have a rating to uphold to an extent." He said before pushing her a few inches off camera. Leaving the rest to sweat it out again.

Leshawna blinked slowly. Looked around at everyone else, then down at the rivulets of moisture running down her chest, then after thirty seconds remembered to blink again. "Hooooooo...OK." She muttered before easing herself upright. "I'm done." She said tiredly.

Heather glared up at her "Sit back down Les...Leshin...sit down."

Leshawna shook her head "Uh uh...I'm done. I'm done. I...I ain't..ain't gonna last. All this..." She lazily pointed towards her curves "Shouldn't be in here anymore...I'm gonna get out before I...pass out." She mumbled before heading towards the door.

Courtney tried to grab her, but between how tight her chest felt and how slick her palm and the larger woman's shoulders she almost lost her balance. Letting Leshawna leave the boiling hot sauna. Right as Chef walks back in with forms on clipboards and pencils.

Chris reappears smirking evilly "And then there were six...Perfect time for a test don't you think?"

Courtney coughed and collected herself in rage "Are you serious!?"

Chris's expression became annoyed "I'll have you know I'm very serious about the state of our youth's education." He smiled "On this test, you will be asked a series of ten questions of varying difficulty. At the end of the test teachers, the assistant Chef will collect your papers to be graded. The team with the highest collective score wins this challenge bonus prize."

''And what is that b-bonus prize anyway?'' Bridgette said weakly.

''As your friend over there Katie was showing, your reward is the delicious popsicles, along with a special 'other' mystery prize. Only the team who gets the best right questions total gets it.'' The host said.

''I...Don't know...if I can think straight right now'' Bridgette said sweating a lot even though she is as cool as she could manage already.

''How is she's still so calm in here still?'' Heather pointed at Lindsay, who was rocking back and forth humming a tune she had just remembered.

"Now then..." Chris said holding up a sheet of paper. "What is the horsey piece in chess's actual name?"

'Huh'? Thought Cody as he picked up the pencil 'What kind of...of question is, is that? It's obviously a knight...I think? Yeah, yeah it's a knight.' He nodded to himself before writing it down.

"Everyone did? No? Too bad. Question two" He coughed into his hand "What's 6 times 12?"

Courtney made a 'ppfftt' sound, though at this heat you couldn't tell if it was a dismissive sound, or if she was starting to boil "Could that be any easier?"

Heather glanced at her for a second "Then write it down."

"What?"

"Put the answer...on the paper." She said

"Too easy" Courtney replied, looking at her paper.

"Then write it" Heather said in a bored tone.

"Huh? Oh sure...ittttttttt'sss..." The C.I.T shook her head a little before writing something onto the paper.

''Can you please stop saying the word Hot or Hotter? It's killing us to hear that'' Emma said with a groan of anger sounding like a moan of tiredness.

''I have no idea what is hotter! I just want to get out of this place already'' Bridgette said

The others were having similar problems, Lindsay counted off her fingers for a second before writing something down.

Chris feigned concern "Oh? Is little miss's future lawyer having some trouble concentrating in the heat? OK then let's get your mind off it with question three. What is...Hotter..." They could feel the capital letter in the word "...The Sahara? Or Death Valley? No need for an actual amount. Just tell me which of these Blisteringly Hot Deserts is the Hottest!"

"Could you not…." Bridgette started, only to be hushed up by Chris.

"Upup! If you won't answer, then it means it'll be that much easier for your opponent to get the bonus. Now then" He picks up a [air of reading glasses. Stopping to take a big drink of ice-cold water as slowly as he can, lets out a nice big "Aaahhh." before continuing "Now onto question four. How many inches in a yard?"

It continued on like this for who cares how long. Being forced to endure the crippling, itchy heat and the crippling itchy test as their concentration faded in and out like an old black and white movie. The questions went all over the map. Covering all sorts of topics in varying difficulty. Some Like "What's closer. Fiji or Hawaii." were just basic trivia, but the longer the test went on the more difficult it was for anyone to concentrate. By question seven they could hardly remember how many people were in the room with them...and that was question eight!

"And finally. Question ten. How many miles can a car going 30 miles per hour, travel in an hour?"

Courtney made a sound like she was choking before lazily scribbling something on the paper, then letting the damp wooden stick-slip out of her sweat-stained fingers.

''I really think you should strip down Courtney, you don't look so well'' Emma said sweating a lot.

''N-no I-I'm fine, n-not giving up'' Courtney said almost fainting

''I think I am THIS…..close to dd-living out...out of this place'' Cody admitted.

''NOO! Please BFF don't go I will be here with you and give you a good hug all around your body and make you feel the passionate power of friendship'' Lindsay said making an anime pose.

''I-is she OK?'' Heather asked.

''I saw this on a cartoon once and it seems to work'' She said with a naive smile.

As nice as Lindsay's offer was nice. Though as very nice as Lindsay's offer was. He knew first hand that her naughty pillows were so warm and soft that combined with the heat he'd probably pass out in her tits.

He took as deep a breath as he could manage and straightened up as best he could. Just in time for the chef to throw open the door and pull the sheets out of their hands. Them leaving again without another word.

Outside Chris took hols of the papers. Reading them over carefully as any high school teacher. Which meant he barely glanced at them before tossing them aside. "Alright. I've run out of ways to spice this up. Chef?"

The bigger man stood at the ready.

"Cook 'em"

The cook nodded and pulled the dial down to its maximum setting.

Eleven- Dehydrated beef jerky

''HEY! what about the questions? are you really just going to make things hotter and not say who won the bonus challenge for the popsicles?'' Heather said very angrily.

''Oh, you're not getting them in there, I'm totally bord-so now. And just want all of your out. So let's finish this already'' Chris said with a grin. Just as the boiler made one final push and sent a visible wave of distorted superheated air into the room. Turnin the metaphorical oven, into a literal oven.

''God this is suffering! that's it, no matter how many hot chicks I got to see today, I need to be alive if I want to see more tomorrow! I need to finish this!' Cody thought getting up.

Whatever they'd considered as torture before was nothing compared to now. The heat penetrated them right down to the bone and radiated back out. Their damp clothing sticking to them as they'd jumped in the sea. Fading in and out of consciousness as they struggled to stay upright.

"Water...please...water." Heather groaned.

"Suck *wheeze* it *wheeze* up." Strangled out, Courtney.

"You don't look...so good" Emma said with one eye lazily focused on Courtney. "Is your top...shrink..ing?"


Courtney just waved her off, and Emma was too addled by that point to care. Tugging at her bra a little as she sorely wished she could just strip off as even it was drenched to being uncomfortable. She stared ahead blankly for a moment before something caught her attention.

Cora had taken off her own sweater a while ago showing off her cream shirt. A shirt that didn't make any sense since...

"Why's your chest dry?" She asked in a moment of clarity.

Cody looked up "What?"

Emma collected herself as best she could in the slow cooker of this room "Your shirts sticking to you everywhere but your boobs. Why?"

'Crap' He thought. The falsies he was wearing didn't have pores and didn't sweat. Which would look weird in a place where it made no difference whether the girls stripped off or not to how much of an eyeful he'd be getting.

"It's uh...a padded bra?"

Emma moved forward "Really? Let's feel."

"What?! No!" Cora denied her.

"Oh what? Annie can play with blondie's jugs and laugh but not me? C'mon, let's see" She made her way to Cody, who'd pushed himself up and started to edge away from the advancing girl.

"One squeeze is all I want"

"You're not thinking straight. No!"

"Gimme a feel!"

"NO-WHOAH!" Cody yelled before his foot landed in the puddle of what had been at one point a finely bronzed fake tan."

He ends up slipping away almost collapsing to the floor but a quick movement of someone saved him before he can hit his head, which ends up with Cody up against a wall and the one who saved him was Bridgette withing a short distance almost making them kiss each other.

''You need to be a more careful girl, you made me move so much in this heat'' Bridgette said looking at Cody's eyes as he sees her beautiful face and eyes covered by sweat and feeling her heavy breathing to his face like moaning.

It would be so easy for him to bridge the gap between them right now. Just push forward a little and he'd have his first kiss with a pretty girl. Sure it'd shock the viewers at home, but it was just soooo tempting, and it to hot in here to think of a reason not to. Just reach up, just a little, tilt his head back, and...

*Click*

"WHOAH!"

"AGH!"

...Go tumbling out the door.

Chris looked down at the pair. bathrobes in either hand as Bridgette fully covered the shorter Cora. Lips still less than an inch apart.

"I'd say for you two to get a room, but you just left one." He said handing the blonde a robe "Maybe next time don't brace yourselves against the door."

''Oh no!'' Bridgette gets out of whatever his mind was on and then realized what happened '' I'm So sorry I end up making us both get out.

''H-hey it's OK hehe it was too hot anyway it's not your fault. how about we forget about this challenge for now and go grab some cold threats in this NOT hot wind?'' Cora said to her friend.

Back in the sauna, Courtney smirks victoriously. Despite the tightness in her chest and how her eyeballs were swimming in her skull, she'd never felt more sure of herself. All that was left was this air chested airhead and...

Through the fog of steam, she saw it, and her grin split wide open.

She was asleep! That bimbo's eyes were closed and her head had dropped to the side.

"She's out! We win!" She got up and cheered, wobbling a little on her feet.

"Hey watch it." Said Emma. "It's too hot in here to do that.

"Ha! It doesn't matter anymore. I told you I could beat the heat without debasing myself! One down. And one step closer to victory!" She cheered out and threw her hands up in the air in defiance of everyone else

*RRRRIIIPPP*

Which was when her steadily shrinking wool sweater decided it couldn't take it anymore and gave up the ghost. Tearing apart in a second and revealing the now transparent shirt beneath, which also revealed that while Leshawna liked a candy wrapper purple bra to hold her chocolate bounty, Courtney kept her own mocha delights in a super frilly black D-cup number.

''Woah! Would you look at that, I would have suspected plain white. Guess you can't judge a book by its sweater'' Chris said surprised.

''AH! dammit! my shirt, don't look at me! stop staring so much'' She demanded

''Relax Courtney we are going to win t-they have one and we are in th-three'' Emma said before trailing off with swirls in her eyes as she then starts to drop ''dead'' like a statue to the floor.

Courtney gasped and wrapped her arms around her front as tightly as she could. Turning around in her panic to yell at her teammate, she had no idea that the girl was already on the floor. Catching her foot on the girl as she did so, she stumbled forward and caught herself, only to pull a 'Cora' and step into the tan puddle, sending her skating forward and through the door which opened with a *Bang*. Sending her tumbling outside onto her butt. The force of the tumble too much for her top and bra, both of which burst open revealing her bare mocha assets to the world.

Chris, Chef, and Cora looked away, which the host mumbled "Gonna need to censor that part out."

Courtney looked down.

The shriek she let off send every bird on the island into the air, hopefully, to find a quieter place to roost.

Heather groaned in pain from it "Would you pipe down. Chris 'just' said they'll blur it out before it goes live"

Courtney sent an actual death glare at her "Oh yeah easy for you to say. Your clothes didn't just burst because of your victory cheer."

Chris replied "A pre-mature one I might add."

Heather crossed her arms "Well at least we won and...wait what do you mean premature?" She pointed into the now open sauna door where steam was still pouring out like a faucet. "Lindsay passed out before Emma did and before Courtney Three Stooged her way out. That means 'our' team wins the challenge."

"Really? Alright then." He put his fingers to his mouth and blew a nice sharp note "Hey blondie. Would you mind carrying the other girl out?"

Everyone turned back to the door and was stunned when they saw a very hot blonde in a very Baywatch swimsuit carrying the Asian beauty outside in a fireman's carry. Looking alert and awake if a little damp.

''This was the best sauna ever, I feel like all the extra fat is gone and my skin is great'' Lindsay said glowing

''That is a HOT girl in all ways, people, she is heatproof'' Chris said joking

''HOW THE HELL! Why are you so normal? Don't you feel that place as hot as the fucking Hell?'' Heather said shouting.

"Mmmm it 'was' kind Of warmer than the one I have back at my house for my daily routine." She said "can I, like get the company name? Dad is always complaining about our one back home being a piece of junk."

Cody looks impressed 'she has one every day back home? No wonder. Old man sounds totally badass as well.'

''OK people you will have all the time in the world to complain but...'' Before the host could finish the rest of the campers ran past him for the table. Diving for the water they so desperately needed.

''I guess they don't care'' Chef said.

''See you all in the elimination ceremony tonight then! Hehehe'' The host finished.

Confessional- Courtney

''I CAN'T IT! My breasts getting exposed to the whole world like that guh! If only I could totally say this was the host's fault. I could sue him but it's not so…DAMN!'' Courtney said angrily.


*Confessional On*

''Ugh! I never going to look at a Sauna the same way ever again, I think I hallucinated back there and fainted, but I'm glad to show my strength'' Emma said.

Confessional- Anne Marie

''It's so good to face the first ceremony without need to care about elimination. And that stupid bitch said me caring about my hair was a bad thing.'' Anne Maria said now back to her tan and perfect hair.

''I am in a team of LOSERS! If Courtney didn't make me think we won I would never have to get out of the sauna!'' Heather said.

''It was so hot there! I just remember sucking a popsicle and then boom! I was out and didn't even notice that'' Katie said.

''Well, I hate fake tan on a whole new level now'' Bridgette said plainly.

''I think I got even Skinnier after this" 'Though I can't say I didn't enjoy the view' "Poor Courtney she must be so embarrassed after what happened'' Cody said

''I am not good with heat but be the first one? Fuck!'' Gwen said

''I laugh thinking how Heather must have been sweating there like a pig only to end up losing, not that I like to lose but yeah hehe funny'' Leshawna said.

*Confessional Off*


"Alright now. Before we move on for the day. You'll be happy to know that I've read your test scores. Very disappointing I must say." He marches down the line of bathrobed contestants. Stopping at everyone who took the test "Cora. I'm sorry to say that six times twelve is seventy-two, not squiggly line triangle magagalag"

Cody quirked a brow at the host, only to blush when he looked down at his paper and saw that, indeed almost everything he thought he wrote on the paper was lucky to be a group of letters instead and not random broken lines.

''So...no one won? I guess it's OK each one had a cold treat a cup of water or just jumped at the lake right?'' Cody said not so sad because of the answers but still embarrassed.

"Oh someone won alright." Chris grinned "And unlike last time. It was a 'total' victory for the cupcakes." He clapped for the team.

Courtney clenched her fists "Seriously? We don't even get the stupid bonus prize?"

"While you were all lucid enough to answer some of the questions correctly. Only Lindsay remained not stupid enough from the heat to actually give answers. So congrats Cupcakes. You win twice over."

"The girls from the nice team cheered while the bad bitches grumbled and moaned, though most were still too busy clutching their drinks like lifelines.

Kitty asked "So Chris. What do we win?"

Chris replied "Use of the sauna."

There was an uncomfortable quiet for a moment.

"WHAT!?" Yelped Bridgette. "We were almost poached alive in there. How is that death trap the prize?

"Were giving you unlimited access to this place and usage of the controls. So you'll get to choose how long you want to cook yourselves."

"YAY! This is the best prize ever" Lindsay said as more silence got on the scene.

"Can we just go to the elimination ceremony and end this day already?" Emma said.

"Sure why not? I am satisfied so go vote on who you girls want to eliminate from your team and in one minute I see you all later" Chris said to the bad bitches.

It was night already. All the members of the Bad Bitches were reunited by the fire sitting on their logs as Chef is bringing a plate of Marshmallows.

"Hey there people. Do you feel this feeling? That's right, the first elimination of the show. The one who gets more votes will be out of here and will never ever, ever come back again" Chris said in a dramatic way. "Ever."

"We wouldn't be in the loser seats if 'somebody' hadn't started celebrating before they won." Heather snarked, looking at Courtney.

"Hey, at least I stuck it out to the bitter end, which is more than I can say for any of you." She shot back.

''If you didn't screw up I would have still been there'' Heather said

''And we all try our best there to the point of fainting'' Emma said

''Well not all of us right?'' Anne Maria stared at Gwen.

Courtney rounded on Anne Marie "And your one to talk? If it weren't for your cheap-o tan 'I' wouldn't have slipped up!"

''Well too bad because I am not going anywhere'' She said showing her tongue to her''

''HEY! attention to me right now OK? I am about to show who got eliminated geez.'' Chris said annoyed.

"Alright then. This is how it works. When I call your name, step forward, and receive a marshmallow. The contestant who does not receive a marshmallow will be instead of walking down the dock of shame and onto the boat of losers, and as I said, will never be seen on this show ever again. For realsies"

Emma turned to Gwen "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird he said that?"

"OK then step forward...Heather."

"Naturally." The girl said taking her sweet treat.

"Emma."

"Leshawna."

"And the last marshmallow goes to..."

The last two girls gripped the log tightly.

"...Courtney."

Gwen looked stunned for a moment...but just hunched over and sighed.


Confessional On*

"She passed out when it had barely started to get hot in there. Someone who can't the heat have no place on my team."

"Now as much as I'd love to kick Ms. Thing off the island with my own boot, Gwen just doesn't have the chops to handle things. Sorry girl but our out."

"I think she was unlucky in this challenge but still, you need to be stronger, or else you won't stand a chance" Emma said.

"I guess this is it huh? It Sucks to be the first to go but I just can't take the heat and even though I got no money I'm glad I won't go to more wacky challenges and horrible food" Gwen said with a sigh and then smile.

*Confessional Off*


Gwen walked down the boardwalk of shame, taking one last look at the island and the campers she realizes she hadn't really come to know much about. She wasn't happy to do, but she wasn't sad.

"You know, you could through a tantrum right now. That's sure to get you some recognition in your otherwise forgettable position." Suggested Chris.

"Heh. No thanks. I'd rather keep my dignity."

Chris smiled "Commendable. Boring, but commendable." He said before ushering her onto the boat, which took off not a few seconds later.

"Well, folks this was the first elimination of the season. Did you all enjoy it? I know I did and it's just the start haha, who else will get eliminated? What will happen later in the next challenge? Find out next episode of Total lady Drama island" Chris said out loud.


A\N: For the ones who are Fans of Gwen I gotta say that I don't know much how to use Gwen so I decided she was going to be the first one to be eliminated and also that poll is over and in the end, we WILL have more girls after some of the ones I got now get eliminated.