A\N: Here is the last chapter of the Dare Challenge, thank you very much for all the dares and patience you guys. This is also by far the biggest Chapter done who was Co-written by the amazing Wolvenstrom. Check out his stuff too is noice ;)


''Hey, there friends. Unless you've been living under a rock then you remember that the girls are closing in on the end of the challenge. Some of them were slimy and gross, some of them were safe and sexy, while others were just painful. This show is just starting to get extreme so don't change the channel because this is going to be epic!'' Chris said.

On the bad bitches bench Leshawna was finishing drying herself off, still in her underwear. Heather's lips were red and swollen from the pepper dare, though since this made it almost impossible to understand what she was saying her team considered it a win all the same.

''Yhu pay fr this'' Heather spat out. Emphasis on the spit.

'' Yeeaaah I don't think so. c'mon we don't have all day girls you gotta do this'' Chris said

''Can't I do something else? this is degrading'' Bridgette asked

''Sure. Just pass the dare to someone else or chicken out. I'm sure your teammates will understand.'' Chris said

''OK OK! I got it geez!''

''Don't worry Bridgette. We got your back'' Cody said

''I don't want to do this like, at all'' Zoey said repulsed to the amounted of dirty women's underwear.

Cora Aka Cody gets the bucket of ice. Breathing slowly, preparing himself as he decides to quickly dunk the ice cubes on his parts. He grits his teeth as his eyes twitch at the freezing sensation that was now in his undies.

''I-its like so DAMN COLD!'' He screamed.

Bridgette blushes, the engine as she dragged herself to a camera where she was now going to…...twerk, grateful she was allowed to keep her clothing.

'W-well. At least I won't...' He felt something shift, and it wasn't ice. 'Seriously?' His hands flew to his crotch on reflex.

It's like his member refuses to stay limp even on ice when a sexy girl twerks in front of him but he had ice cubes on his crotch so it was normal to hold there with his hands.

The surfer girl blushes as she begins to move her hips in twerking position. She never thought this was going to happen when she got on this show.

"This is not cool" She said.

"C'mon Zoey ain't got no time to be there wondering if you will or not go" Chris said.

''Don't rush me OK? this is not something you just jump and then do it''

''Well Courtney took less time bitching about doing her dare and it was wayyyy harder'' Chris said.

The red-haired girl hated this but no one was going back on their challenges and even though this was humiliating she did the only thing she could. She inhales as much pure air as possible and then jumps at the amount of dirty underwear. Everyone who was not concentrated on doing their own dares makes a grossed-out face.

''Eww! She really did it'' Emma said

''Hahaha! Oh man, is there anything you girls won't do?''

While Chris was laughing at Zoey A certain brunette pulls herself out of the water. Exhausted near her limit, clothes wet and shredded to the point that Conan's ankle wench was more decent. Half walking, half stumbling in the other direction taking them by surprise.

'' Done. No problem'' She said before collapsing face-first into the sand.


Confessional on

''Daaaaamn! Can you believe it!? She actually did it! A lap around the island in shark-infested waters!'' Chris said with a huge grin. "Next time, I better make it 'two'."

''Dang. And that girls gonna be a lawyer? Well if your gonna 'be' a shark ya might as well swim with 'em.'' Leshawna said

''She can sure be useful until she is out!'' Heather said

''I can't believe I twerked up close to a camera and EVERYONE SAW IT!'' Bemoaned Zoey. Face in hands.

Confessional off


''OK, Now that Courtney has won this in might I say EPIC way! Where gonna wheel her off to the infirmary for legal reasons right now you bad bitches will have one less to help but no worries'' He said smirking.

''Please no more twerking'' Bridgette said

''Girls these days, everything gets them embarrassed'' Chris scoffed.

''C'mon! I can't stay here all day. I have stuff to do'' Chef barked.

Still not sure if they can keep this oncoming two of each team gets up and go get their dares on the tombola after Chef spins them.

''Do the Kazotsky Kick for one hour?'' Emma said

''Eat a 1:1 scale caramel flan replica of Chris's head?'' Anne maria spoken

''Uh….oh…..ooooohhhh...hehe this is perfect'' Katie said happily while clutching her dare. Making Chris suspicious.

''OK, here I go again let me see what I got...try and outrun a swarm of hungry animals with meat tied to your bac-WAIT WHAT? dude, that is super dangerous!'' Cora aka Cody said.

''So was swimming with sharks, but Courtney still did it." Countered the host "But hey I can't force you to do it, just forfeit the chance for the point and give it to someone else. But do you really want to pass this dangerous dare to your friends?'' Chris teased.

"I…..*sigh* no."

"What the heck is a Kazotsky dance?" Emma butted in.

Heather of all people answered "It's that stupid Russian squatting, kicking dance everybody thinks of when they think about Russia."

"As demonstrated by our resident foreign dance master Chef here." The host gestured to the larger man now inexplicably dressed as a Cossack. He squatted to the floor and proceeded to start the kicking dance, before breaking out into a star jump then resuming the dance.

"You just dance to do that for an hour solid."

''Oh...Crap I have to dance that weird dance for a whole hour?!'' Emma said

''Oh well. We all have our problems. You have to dance till your legs fall off. I have to eat dessert. Fair is fair.' Anne Maria said.

''What about me? I'm the one in actual danger here!'' Cody said

''I'm just eager to do mine'' Katie said smirking about her dare secretly involving Chris

Katie shows the large cook the slip of paper she pulled out. The large man looks at it with a stone-faced expression then back to the girl who looks up at him with barely restrained glee. Smiling back he nods. The girl's squeals in delight before running off down the beach

"Uh Chef. What was that about?"

The man responds by reaching into his pocket. Pulling out a pen and paper and starts to write something carefully and deliberately.

The host folds his arms and gives his sort of co-star a confused and annoyed look. The man keeps his eyes firmly on the small notepad as ink glides across it to form shapes that when complete would be recognized as the most used language in the world. Strumming his fingers against his totally ripped biceps for what seemed like an excessive amount of time. When he was finally done he carefully returned the writing implement back to his left trouser pocket. then started to pull the paper out from the rings that held it in place. Slowly lifting the holes out from binding until he'd freed the lined slip of paper. He delicately folded the paper in half then half again then handed the wood product to Chris. Who snatched it from the Chef, opened it up, and read over it. Looked back up at his co-star he said….

"I'm about to be what?"

*NUT SHOT!*

"...Oh" Was about as much as Chris could say at the moment before a woman's foot in a man's steel-toed boot collided with his testicles.

Everyone gasps at how Katie just kicked Chris Mclean the host right on his family jewels.

''Wow! hey what was that for?'' Cody asked.

''My dare was to kick him in the nuts'' Katie smiled feeling happy for making him feel pain for once.

''Ohhh that was your dare? Crap I wish I had that one for me'' Leshawna said

Everyone then begins to laugh at Chris's fetal position on the floor together with chef loud laugher.

''D-Don't s-stay there'' He tries to speak, Chef cleaning his tears of laughing so much.

''OK, this was fun but now back to work you all, go make your dares'' Chef said with a genuine smile.

Chris sucked in deep breaths as he struggled to get back up. Heaving himself into a semi hunched over position he propped himself up on a cart that was being wheeled in by an intern and using it as a walker. Huffing still he slowly lifted the silver lid on it. A rush of cool mist escaped as he presented...himself. A perfect of his head, the light glistening off the light brown caramel that perfectly matched his ever-present tan.

He guided his hands before the confectionery masterpiece to the stunned contestant who would be eating it "This flan contains more calories per square inch than a bacon triple cheeseburger. More sugar than twelve pints of cookie dough, and is very, very handsome." He handed her a spoon "It contains twelve different varieties of chocolate including white, milk, dark, darker, even darker, still darker, even yet darker, and still darker, so so very dark, so dark it might give you a headache, so dark that it 'will' give you a headache and ginger lime. My hair is finely spun cocoa candy with finely ground honeycomb frosted tips. The brain is a two-pound mass of pure, gooey salted caramel. My beautiful eyes are represented by two praline/ orange chili truffles to represent my fiery gaze and my tongue is a millefeuille wrapped entirely in edible gold leaf to represent by the golden way with words."

He hands her a spoon and a shot glass of milk.

"No time limit. And I don't worry about your waistline. Because It will all go to your behind. So, dig in."

The spoon fell from her fingers as she stared at the horrific visage in horror.

''Damn is she going to be OK? I mean I like sweets as much as the next..girl, but even I wouldn't eat that.'' Cody said.

''C'mon, I don't care if you end up taking Leshawna's place as the fattest one on the island! You need to win for us'' Heather screams.

''Shut up! I'm gonna eat it! I just...wanted to savor it. This is probably the last time I'm on this island that I'll get to eat something that is actually food…..damn this is a lot of chocolate'' She sighs before reaching forward and plucking one of the eyes and flung it into her mouth. The red licorice lace attached to the back of it hanging out her mouth like a rat's tail.

''Hey, no need to be so brutal'' Chris said.

She begins to eat her challenge as millions of different flavors invade her mouth. making her feel so many conflicting tastes in every bite it was equal parts delicious and confusing. Wolfing it down while trying to ignore the fact that she could practically feel herself getting fatter with every bite. Emma was doing her dance even though it was silly but everyone was just focused on Anne Maria.

''Don't stay there looking at her eating a masterpiece. Go do your dare'' Chris said to Cody.

''Cant we make a deal?'' He asks, sweating

''Sure'' He said getting next to him and whispering to his ear. '' You can ask some of your other teams to do that for you and put them in danger, it's not like you will get hated'' He said with sarcasm as he gets away from him.

Cody bit her lip. He couldn't risk that. There was too much riding on him winning...like giving the girls one more reason to tear him limb from limb when they eventually found out he was a guy.

"Do I at least get a head start?"

"Well yeah" Uh, could the host's voice sound any-more demeaning? "It wouldn't be much of a chase if you didn't. But you have to wear this" He snapped his fingers and Chef produced a garment bag. Unzipping it and tossing its contents as the slight girl.

A chill stabbed her in the chest "C-cold!" She shuddered before grabbing the cloth's hook sticking out of whatever it was and letting its chilled fabric fall away.

Wait. Did I say fabric? I meant meat.

"Is...is this suit made of meat?" The disguised boy said slowly as if being handed a three-piece suit made of ham was the strangest thing he's experienced so far...which it totally was. Everything else had just been 'strange sexy'. This was 'strange strange'.

Chef butted in. "'I' had it tailor-made. If 'you' had bothered looking at the dares then the last one wouldn't have been there."

"Yes. Thank you for that by the way. Anyway, chop-chop. Put it on. Dare starts in 30 seconds"

"But it's frozen." He said tapping the lapels of the suit and getting a rigid knocking sound back.

"It'll loosen up. Now in it!"

Then By another struck of bad luck Chef releases a couple of meat-eater animals from cages he took out of nowhere and then one Bear, one Wolf, and a Vulture are out. They look at Cody wearing meat all over his body and lick their lips. Well, not really since there are animals and don't have lips per say, but they looked ready to hunt.

He looks at them and only has time to gulp down as he starts to run away screaming.


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''Coby...I mean Cora is in trouble…that meat coat is so not her color. Cora's clearly a spring, and those porterhouses are more a fall.'' Lindsay said nodding sagely.

''Does he always keep dangerous animals like that locked up?'' Zoey said

''I'm just glad it's not me. Not that it would be hard since I was naturally smart enough to get all that repellant'' Heather said

''I wish Heather had gotten that dare. Nothing would make me smile more than seeing that runt run'' Leshawna said

*Confessional off*


''Is that Safe?'' Emma asked. Then remembered what she was asking then wisely went quiet.

Cody bolted into the woods as his life depended on it. Mostly because his life depended on it.

"I just have to find a way to outrun, and outmaneuver three carnivorous animals...wait what am I saying. I can just..."

He hears Chris's voice boom out from the camp's loudspeaker "Your not allowed to take the suit off!"

Cody was grateful cursing was bleeped out on live TV.

''Well, hopefully, she'll be back later. Maybe if she's fast enough she'll be in time to watch you girls do your dares. How are you doing Anne Maria? Enjoying your desert?'' Chris said

Her only response was when she turned around looking at him deep, her eyes wide and bloodshot. Her face caked in at a pound of pudding as she just shoved her hand on the flan getting the gooey caramel brain he had mentioned before and crammed it into her mouth like a zombie.

''UGH! get a napkin'' He said turning to his less sugar-crazed contestants ''Well Anyone else wants to give it a go?"

''I go'' Bridgette said.

''You sure? It might be twerking after all? hehe'' Chris said trying to make her give up.

Her only answer was to get past him determined and get a tombola ball.

Bridgette looks to see her dare.

"Guess a number, and drink that many sodas?"

She said to herself, "This is unusual... but it can't be that hard to do. I'll take it!". However, upon hearing her say that, Chris sports a grin that makes the blonde beauty nervous.

He exclaims, "I was so very hoping none of you would pick this one! She is going for the Soda Challenge! Heather, you have the honor of doing this! Bridgette, you have to guess which number Heather here is thinking of. When she answers, you will have to drink the same number of sodas! Also, the numbers have to be between one and twenty."

''What?'' She said as Heather smirks.

Bridgette was perplexed since this seemed like a simple dare but was still wary of Chris's smile that never left.

''Well then surfer girl, let's do this. What number I am thinking?'' The queen bee said feeling better.

She went to answer, only to pause as she saw Chef wheel something out. A rather large crate that was covered by a canvas. He put down the dolly he used to carry it in then unveiled the object... to show it was a crate that had the name WOZZLES on it!

Chris grinned big time and exclaimed, "Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention this. The sodas are Wozzle's Colourless Every Flavour soda!." He grinned.

Now THAT info made everyone's eyes widen as they had heard of the company. Wozzle was infamous for making a soda that was completely colorless like water, but it was like a packet of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. When they said 'every flavor, they mean it. Some were exotic and delicious, and some were so bad, you'd wolf down vegemite just to get rid of the lousy taste.

And Bridgette was forced now to drink the number heather said of cans of the infamous beverage that had the company go bankrupt months ago! She swallowed nervously.

Chris pulled out a can from the crate and holding it out for Bridgette to take. His infamous grin was still plastered on his face as he said, "Come on now, drink up! This is a dare, after all! Hehehehe..."


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'' She has to drink several horrible sodas based on whatever number I give? Gee let me think, let me think. Pfft, why would I pick anything but as high as I could?'' Heather then leans into the camera "Whoever sent that dare in. Make sure you're in the audience for my victory interview."

*Confessional Off*


"Is it twelve?" Bridgette asked carefully. Only to gulp when the queen bee shot her a look.

"And why would I say any other number but twenty?"

''So unfair!''

Chris pulled out a can from the crate and holding it out for Bridgette to take. His infamous grin was still plastered on his face as he said, "Come on now, drink up! This is a dare, after all! Hehehehe..."

Bridgette looked at the soda as it sat there. Taunting her with its indecipherable clearness. Two innocent little ice cubes gently melting in into the potentially delicious concoction. A tacky little umbrella skewering an equally flavorless piece of melon so the fruit sat tauntingly milliliters away from flavoring the mystery drink so she had even a hint as to what it would taste like.

Now picture that twenty times, all in a row.

Twenty identical glasses of identical colored liquid. All of which could taste like anything from Orange and Nectarine, to ostrich eggs and chili night bottom burps

'I just cant wait to see what would happen when you mix all those together, must be really...clear'' He said making a soda pun.

''You stink man'' Chef said.

''Whatever, We got people here talking how bad your food is now let's see how they deal with many sodas and a super caloric flan, 'Cmon people show us what you're made of'' Chris said.

'Get a grip Bridge. It's just soda...that could taste like someone licked a dirty toilet...why did I have to go and think that?'

With the gentling clinking of ice against the glass and the faint sound of fizz, Brigette placed the glass slowly to her lips, pinched her nose, and...

"Hey hey. No pinching the nose." The host wagged his finger.

Bridgette suppressed a whimper, then tried the opposite approach and gulped it all down at once.

There were several loud gulps before she slammed the glass back down. Her breath ragged and coughing. Her teammates worried about her.

"Was it barf? Snot? Earwax?"

"Strawberry." The girl coughed. "It just went down the wrong pipe."

"Next!" The host belted out.

The girl sighed but nodded. Picking up the next glass and repeating the process. Her breath ragged and coughing.

"'That' one was barf."

She then pulled up a nearby bucket and puked herself

''Oh my, already puking? that was just the second Bottle'' Heather teased Bridgette.

''I mean it can't really taste like barf but meh maybe she has it hard'' Emma said.

''Yeah you need a stronger stomach'' Anne Maria said while slurping up licorice red vines that were meant to be Chris's veins like spaghetti.

Chris mumbled "Did they have to make it so realistic?"

Cody was in a running match with the wind itself as he tried to outpace the carnivores behind him. From hiding in bushes, climbing up trees, or diving into a hole if he found one.

None of it worked. The bear uprooted the bushes. The vulture flew up onto the nearest branch whenever he tried to climb a tree, and the wolf dug out any holes he dove into. That wasn't even including the 'other' animals of the woods that joined in the chase.

"Oh come on! At least half of you don't eat meat!" He yelled as rabbits and voles nipped at his heels.

He scopes up some small rocks without dropping pace, then spinning around and nails the beast right on the nose. The animal doesn't growl. It doesn't even look angry. Just….so very disappointed.

''Ahh...that was just a little play?'' He said before turning again and bolting.

In the mean Time, Anne Maria and Bridgette were locked in a battle to see who could make their bodies hate them more.

The jersey girl could almost physically feel herself getting fatter with every bite, but all she had to do was eat Chris's last piece of the decadent nightmare. Unfortunately, the last piece was his tongue. Pastry or not she shivered at the thought of Mclean's tongue in her mouth. Screwing her eyes shut and hoping she wasn't backed up to her throat with candy-like she felt she was she pushed it past her lips and slowly started chewing on it like a toddler trying solids for the first time.

''Uuugghhh...I'm so full'' She said.

"Then stop eating. Your team doesn't get the point, but you'll still be able to fit your butt through a doorway." Chris said nonchalantly

''One more word about my body and I not stop at a flan version of you Mclean.'' She tiredly.

Looking at the last six inches of french custard tongue she drew a deep breath and shoved the entire thing in her mouth all at once. Her jaw worked like she was chewing boot leather for a moment before she gulps it down

''D-Damn!'' She said rubbing her belly.

"Mmmm. Uh-huh uh-huh. You missed a spot." The host pointed at a tiny little smudge of caramel on the plate.

If she could have she would have looked up to glare at him. Instead, she lifted her head towards the plate, and slowly licked the tiny smear off the plate.

"Done! The Bad Bitches get the point!"

There was a clatter. Her head met the table...before sliding off the chair and collapsing to the ground face first.

She staggered to her feet trying to keeping it down all the sugar, chocolate, and whatever another mix that had. She never felt so full in her entire life.

''Aghn I...need to...lay down'' She said

'Nice job their woman, you got guts'' Chris said slapping her in the back. Truth to say that this was not a good idea as she gets a look of shock on her face and then puts her hands in her mouth. Darting towards the confessional were the sounds of violent retching soon filled the awkward air.

The host shoots Chef a glare at the taller man's smirk. The idea that Anna Maria was in the confessional vomiting up his head was not exactly flattering.

"Anyway. Bridgette if you want the point, you need to chug!"

The blonde girl wiped off her mouth and nodded. Hoping the next taste would wash out her mouth. Eyeing the seemingly harmless glass, she slowly picked it up. The cupcakes leaned in.

*Gulp*

Her face puckered like she was trying to eat it.

"Lemon?" Zoey guessed.

"No...Lime." Her voice sounded like she'd just gargled a sandpaper smoothie "Really, really, really strong lime."

Her lips look like they wanted to shriven up and go, poof.

''Wow. I have to admit you must have a cast-iron stomach or something." Heather taunted as she laughed.

''Stop butting in you snake'' Katie said which surprised a few people since she's not so forward.

''Well that was nice'' Leshawna said.

Meanwhile, Cody was coming up with a plan into winning the challenge.

"OK...OK...ok ok ok ok OK OK OK!" He ran his meat gloved fingers through his hair "I'm covered in food. They can track me anywhere I go, and I can't take off the suit myself or I'll lose the challenge...what if...I don't take it off myself?"

The geek dressed as a girl looks around the trees and looking down he sees one raccoon who was messing with an empty bag of nachos and feeling rather sad for not having any more.

''Racoons! They eat anything! Hey Buddy! look what I got here. Sweet free and fresh Meat. Come get it before anyone else'' he said.

The animal looks at the weird sound and sees Cody all covered in the meat clothing and his eyes go wide in surprise and joy.

The animal placed two surprisingly dextrous digits in his muzzle and somehow blue a loud sharp whistle. The rest of his family poked out. There was a lot of chatter between them while he looked left and right waiting for the other animals to come. At one point one of them held its paw over its nose and made gagging sounds. Dude, seriously you live in the woods how picky can you be.

"RROOAARR!"

A chill went up to his spine "Guys if you could reach a decision please?"


Back with Bridgette, she was trying her best to drink the next bottle of woozle, but to her displeasure, it reminded her of the time she'd been helping fix her parent's car and got some engine oil in her mouth.

The glass tumbled from her grip onto the ground. She leaned against the table, her head in her hand while she stared at whatever caught her eye a thousand yards away.

"And that makes 10. Lime. Motor oil. Puke. Strawberry. Sirloin. Milk. Onions. Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Peach and grass."

"I've had a face full of lawn trimmings before. That was nothing...it washed away the taste of the milk soda." The blonde shuddered. How in the hell did that one taste worse than the beef juice?

"I'd ask you if you wanted to take a break...but were on the clock here."

"Hey!" Katie looked annoyed "I thought you said no timer!?"

"Yeah, but I also said I liked eggplant casserole to impress a girl I liked in Highschool. If it drags on too much I'm gonna have to institute a timer limit on this challenge. Say, two minutes to down the other ten?"

'You know what Chris? SCREW Y-'' She stopped on track as her face starts to turn green and her cheeks get puffed with the drinks now wanting their way out.

''Oh, crap someone is not gonna get in the confessional in time. Chef you might want to change the cameras to something else'' Chris said. Mount Bridgette was about to blow.

''I ain't cleaning that up!'' He said as he changes the scene back to Cody.


He had been in some situation with the Raccoons. At first, He thought they were going to tear off the meat in a rabid frenzy. Instead, they started carefully picking it off like it was a leisurely day at the market.

In fact, he'd really like it if they were a little more rabid. The way they were taking the meat off his as fast as they unwrapped it was more like a family deciding on whether to have steak or pork chops for dinner.

"Look just take it. It's all yours for free! Can we just hurry this along, please! Your raccoons for pity's sake! You not supposed to be this picky!"

One of the raccoons chattered something and crossed its paws. Cody never thought he'd see an upset raccoon, but then again he never thought he'd see a lot of things before he got to this island so what did he know.

"Alright. I'm sorry. That was a stereotype. But please can you just take the meat off!?"

The animals who were following his scent were getting close. Cody then has an idea.

''You know other animals also want this meat. If you don't hurry they'll steal it away from you.' He said.

They all crossed their arms at him and stuck their noses in the air.

He put his hands in front of him in the universal sign of 'please help me! I don't wanna get eaten by a bear.'

"I'll owe you a solid!"

The raccoons looked at each other for a moment, then held up a calculator.

"20 solids!? No freaking w..."

He heard a wolf howl in the distance.

"ten."

The raccoon retyped.

Eighteen.

"twelve!"

"Seventeen.

"Fifteen and I'll get you guys a premium Amazon TV package when I leave the island whether I win the contest or not!"

The raccoon's huddled...before jumping Cody like a feral hurricane.

"AAAGGGHH-wait. What?" Wasn't he just getting mauled a moment? He looked down and saw all of the meat that was covering him now neatly piled in front of the raccoons. The stitching that had been holding it together now wrapping it up like it was a roast.

"Wow...OK. Thanks. You guys are lifesavers!"

The one with glasses handed him a scrap of paper.

Your phone number and email?" He sighed "Right. TV. Gotcha." He nodded and pocketed the info. The raccoon nodded back before pulling their haul into their well-furnished burrow.

Cody sighed deep in relief. Alright, now he wasn't in danger of being eaten he just had to get back to the camp and.

"Rrrrrrrrrrrrr."

He turned around. The wolf was staring down at him from a big rock. Its teeth bared and drool dripping from hunger.

He smiled nervously back. Holding up his hands in front of him "Heeeeeeyy. Sorry about that but hey. Look all the meats gone see?" He gestured to his meatless attire "And that..."He stopped cold. The smile frozen on his face "Means absolutely nothing...because you still a wolf...um..."

The wolf lunged.

''Curse the fact I'm still made out of meat!''

Meanwhile, he resumed his casual fleeing for his life. The scene changes to Bridgette sitting back on her bench with the others looking really awful. The interns were finishing up cleaning.


''I never saw someone throw up like you woman. On the bright side now you don't need to drink anymore.'' Chris laughed

''Is this close to ending or what?'' Heather barked

''Easy their woman almost there, almost there'' Chris said annoyed

After some good half an hour everything was now clean and better. Cody had arrived alive somehow. His outfit is heavily shredded and he might need a tetanus shot later, but still standing. Bridgette was still cradling her stomach, her cheeks bulging as she tried to repress the memories of her failed challenge.

''OK, You guys want this to be faster right? So be it let's do this fast, no groaning or nagging you to hear me? So c'mon each team come get your dam tombola ball'' Chris said.

The teams dint know what to expect, it could be anything and they were afraid. Heather and Anne Maria go first to get their dares.

'' I dare you to get the heaviest woman on your team and do ten push-ups with her on your back she slaps your butt and taunts you…THE HELL?!'' Heather said.

Hearing this Leshawna smiles like she just won the one million dollars, Now she just gets up and walks towards Heather.

''Do it for the Team Heather'' Emma said

''Yeah for the team'' Leshawna smirked.

''T-Th-This is so UNFAIR''She said.

''Now let's see what I got…I dare you to facessit a girl on your team from the left next to you for...one minute. Seriously? Do you want to see me sitting on a girl's face? You horny bastards!'' Anne maria said.

''Hey it's just the shows dare my dear'' Chris

"FINE!" Huffed the prima-donna "Alright you queen Latifa wannabe, let's get this over with."

"Oh, you did not just call me what I heard you just call me!"

"Hey, you said I had to do it for the team right?"


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''I gonna slap that pasty white behind redder than a baboon's butt for that'' Leshawna said flatly.

''Now it said on my left and stuff but who is it that I will sit on? Leshawna? Heather?'' Anne maria thought

*Confessional off*


''C'mon we don't have all the time in the world here!'' Chris said

Heather stared at the ground for a moment before slumping her shoulders and assuming a push-up position.

'A million dollars. A million dollars. A million dollars. A million dollars. A million dollars. A million dollars...'

She grunted as an enormous, soft mass lowered itself onto her back. She bit her lip to keep the squeal of pain from the sensation of her spine bending in a way she didn't think was possible.

'A million pounds. A million pounds. A million pounds. A million pounds. A million pounds. A million pounds...'

"Oh I'm sorry. Is my booty too much for you girl?"

"Haha. You wish." She managed to say with a straight face

"Oh I wish, do I? Well, I wish you'd shut up and get to doing 'those push-ups like your supposed to, while I." She raised her hand high over her head, let it hover as she savored the moment for what was about to come before it reversed its arc like a lightning bolt. and coming down on Heather's cargo short covered backside with a loud *SWAT!*

"EEEEEEEEEEE!" Heather's back arched as she uncontrollably let out a sound that she would be called 'piggy' for months on end afterward.

'Oh my god that is so...HOT!' Cody thought as he watched the scene as Leshawna dominates Heather as all her weight is on her back now and she was forced to do push-ups with her or else get spanked. Anne Maria looks at it laughing loudly as she enjoys Heather's suffering.

''What are the chances of this becoming the fetish and fanfic material for horny geeks?'' Chris asked Chef

''Pretty damn high'' He said nonchalantly.

''This got to be really humiliating'' Bridgette said feeling kind of sorry for Heather.

''Don't feel because we are here to win'' Anne Maria said.

''Since when are you here at my side?'' She asked

''Since the time I decided to make you the one I have to sit on'' She said

''WHAT?'' Bridgette said loud.

''I mean it said to 'face sit the one at my left who was close' and stuff and I was like why not someone from the other team who wasn't doing anything?''

"Sounds fair to me girl but FYI hairspray. If you feel like passing some gas either by accident or not just don't OK? Any of you girls cut the cheese that's an automatic penalty on any challenge ya do."

Heather froze in place, somehow the weight of the big bootied girl sitting on her back meaning nothing while in shock "Excuse me?! You're punishing us for cutting one?!" The thought of the girl sitting on her doing such on her back hadn't occurred to her before, but now the idea horrified her.

The host shrugged "Hey this show is like ninety-nine percent fan service. We've got to keep the sex appeal up so a large number of guys and an unspecified number of girls keep watching. Farting and toilet humor is the opposite of sexy. I mean maybe we have some people who think that's sexy but that is the small percentage of weird people watching this. Therefore, no farting. If you have to do it, go somewhere off-camera."

''That is so typical of men. They cut one and we joke about it. But if we do it it's like it's a crime against humanity'' Emma said meanwhile all the girls are just really glaring daggers at Chris for saying something unnecessary.

''C'mon I don't have all day''

Bridgette shot up. One hand free from her gut and warding the other girl away ''No way! I am not doing this, is it not enough that I had to drink all that crap? Now I gotta get a butt on my face?''

''Too bad. So sad. Hold her down'' Chris said snapping his fingers as Chef goes and Holds Bridgette on the floor with his big stature.

Anna Maria looks at the girl being pinned in place by the Chef. She felt a pang of sympathy for what she was about to go through, but that was drowned out by her desire to win a truckload of cash.

"Look at it this way. At least I ain't doing it bare. And I'll make sure not to shake my donk too much."

"Card says you get bonus point is if you shake your donk really, really hard" Chris told with a totally straight face.

"Alright." She said without missing a beat.

"SERIOUSLY!?" Yelled the blonde "Don't I get a say in this!?"

"You get a bonus if you manage to go through the whole thing without complaining or telling her to get off."

The challenge starts as Anne maria lands her big soft big ass on the blonde woman's face. She could hear her muffling sounds but she ignored it and started shaking her badonk like a maraca at Carnival. The girls gasp at this display and someone was trying really hard not to touch himself.

Heather Didn't have time to look at what they were doing since she had her own huge ass on her. Sure she was not some lazy layabout and exercised to keep herself hot, but she was still skinny and Leshawna was so HEAVY!

Bridgette managed to remain still for all of 10 seconds before she managed to push the girl off just long enough to gasp for air

''Ughnn! I think I'm gonna hurl again!'' She said lifting her ass up with her hands Thinking telling her that will get Anna Maria to get off so she doesn't get puked on.

''Oh, no sister I ain't getting off your face until I win so keep it in'' She puts her hands away and shoves her booty again back on her face.

''To get that sweet point, Anna Maria needs to keep face sitting on Bridgette for a minute and that even if Bridgette is the one who gives up, the Bitches won't get the point''

''AHHH YEAH BABY!'' She said slapping her ass as she just high five her best friend.

''Ugh!'' Heather falls down on the floor after receiving all possible insults to her face like slut, skank, bitch, skinny white wannabe queen bee, and every time getting spanked on the ass by the heavy woman.

''Guess this is my win huh?'' Leshawna said.

''How much push-ups did she manage to do with you anyway?'' Anne maria asked

''T...t….t..t..en!'' Heather raises herself up one last time falls down on the floor after receiving all possible insults to her face.

''Y'know. Even though it's your challenge. I still say this is my win.'' Leshawna said.

''That's it Get the fuck out from my back'' She barked

"Alright. Surprised your skinny ass could hold up all this as long as you did."

The host looks at his phone and then whistles.

''OK this is the end of the challenges, I mean this show has a schedule of time to make and we can't waste more time so let's check the points'' Chris said

''Wait! t-this is not fair we still have more'' Bridgette said tiredly.

''I don't care you already show what you got, so you all better watch for the win. CHEF! count the points please'' he said

"According to this. Surfers girl's little upchuck caused her team to fall behind by one'' Chef said

"And there you have it, folks! After a grueling! Humiliating! Exciting! 'Exciting' and hilarious challenge, this round goes to the Baaaaaaaad Bitches!"

There was much less cheering from the victors than there should have been. Mostly because they were too busy sighing in relief that the round was finally over.


*Confessional on*

''I am so relieved its over, I was almost breaking Chris neck if he asked anything else from me'' Emma said

''Poor Bridgette. I wonder how she feels right now, she twerked in front of the camera, got in expired gunk, and all those sodas. This has just been a nightmare for her." Zoey said.

''I really enjoyed making Heather suffer like that, you can say it was the only good thing so far here'' Leshawna said.

''That blondie will make some boy happy when she gets booted off'' Anne Maria said "Boy. Not man. She's not enough to handle a man." She finished smugly.

''I'm gonna KILL CHRIS IN HIS SLEEP!'' Heather said

*Confessional off*


''OK so the losers go to the campfire later on and we get someone else on the boat to loser land'' The host said

''Wait cant we do something else for more points?'' Bridgette asked

''Sure you want to arm wrestle Chef? want to do a handstand over a shark pit?''

She stays silent and scared.

''I thought so'' He said.

Satisfied (but also kind of disappointed) there would be no more complaints Chris whirled around to face the equally exhausted winners. "And as for you ladies, I do believe you've earned this round's reward for coming out on top?!"

"Ngh. It better be a professional massage, Mclean!" The queen bee said while rubbing her back.

''Wait aren't reward challenges suppose to mean that nobody gets eliminated?'' Zoey asked

''Oh no that is not a thing anymore. It doesn't matter if you get a reward or not there 'will' be eliminations, it's just easier and juicier like that.'' He said

"I swear Mclean if you say we won a hot oil massage or a mud bath or any of that crap I'm gonna..."

"What? No. We were just gonna give you those leftover bed sheets from that other challenge. Ha-ha. Ah...the producers said they weren't willing to spring for a masseur for a one-time trip. And apparently didn't see the reason to hire one onto the staff." He finished sounding like a kid who didn't get his cake.

''And here I thought woman's liked mud bath or oil massages, oh well'' Chef said

The team gets happier knowing that they got now besides the well-hidden animal sprays to get them away they now got the silk bedsheets from last time. The cupcakes only feel more miserable after hearing that.


Everyone was sitting on their respective logs and Mclean was with the marshmallows.

''Today was one heck of a day, we goth so much fan service I think we might even have more budget later on. But now the time for one of you to leave has come and say bye-bye to the money. Now each one of you goes to the confessional and vote on the one you think they must go and if you want also tell why you choose that person'' He finished

While the Bad Bitches celebrated their victory, the cupcake dragged themselves back to their own cabin, though only partially because of their defeat.

"Ugh, this sucks" Moaned Zoey.

"Sorry guys." Apologized Bridgette. "I just couldn't take that backside and the soda."

Lindsay went to hug her, before remembering this was the girl who was covered in bee puke and people puke and thought better of it. "You can't control what your belly was telling you, Brianna"

''You tried really hard, we all did. There is no one here who tried less'' Cody said

''Yes but...I still was the one who failed. none of you deserve to be voted out'' She said sadly getting inside the Cabin

The others wisely chose to say nothing to the girl. Not able to think of anything they could say at the moment that could cheer her up. What she really needed right now was what they all did, a nice hot shower, and three more showers after that consecutively. Especially her and Cora.

"Look at it this way Cora, your skin is gonna be like, really really soft with all that massage oil you got on you."

"Thanks, Lindsay. Can't say though that was really worth it." Despite himself, the disguised boy smiled at his friend along. Even losing you couldn't just stay upset with the sweet girl around.

"No, for real. Let me show you." The boy made a cracked squeak when the girl reached over with both hands and cupped his face. A blush spreading across his face when she started stroking it.

"See? Smooth as a baby's bottom!"

'Really?' he thought morosely. Being reminded of the razor and waxing kit he'd that still lay unopened in his supplies for the past few weeks.

he was pulled from his thoughts as he realized that the blond's hands were still on his cheeks. Only the rubbing of the smoothness of his skin has slowed down. His gaze refocused on her and his own eyes widened at the thoughtful and, out of place sadness on her face.

"Cora...did you...'like' the kiss Anime gave you?"

His blush intensified from the memory.

"N..no. of course not."

"But you looked like you did. Anna looked like she really, really liked it."

Ooohhh, she sounded like a kicked puppy.

"That was for the team Lindsay! I had to kiss back to get the point."

"Yeah..."

Cody sighed and lifted the girl's hands away from his face and clasp them in front of her. She still looked unsure. It was kind of adorable.

"I'll admit that's the kiss felt good. BUT! " He stopped Lindsay saying anything "That was it. Anna Maria wanted to stop kissing me as much as I wanted to stop kissing her. It was like playing chicken, I just won. I don't like her like that, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't like girls."

The buxom blonde looks noticeably relieved "Good….not that there's anything wrong with you kissing another girl! Not that I kiss girls or anything! Except for my mom and my sister and my adorable little baby cousin on her cheeks when she said my name for the first time. I like kissing boys' cheeks. Oh and their lips. Only boys and not girls. Unless the girl is my friend and then only as a friend not dating or anything..."

" Lindsay Lindsay. Your babbling."

"Sorry."

"It's fine. I do it too sometimes."

He laughed. She giggled

"I'm gonna win and get a shower before they use the hot water up...you coming?"

'If I join you in the shower then yes, I would be.' "I'll...do it after you guys. You go on ahead."

The princess nodded then head inside. Cody sighed.

"Well, I'm glad that's all over." He muttered to himself.

Or so he thought as a hand clapped down on his oily shoulder.

"It ain't over till I say it's over."

He gulped and slowly turned to face the still very dirty jersey girl. Glaring a hole in his soul.

"Cave. Now." She dropped the words like she was dropping tombstones.

Slowly. He nodded and followed after her. Not noticing a pair of eyes follow after them.


The Jersey girl had to be really serious if she preferred this over her relaxing bath. Back over at the cave, Cody was with the last girl he wanted to be who knows his secret and she was peeved.

He was sitting on a rock seat when she pushes him down and started her rant.

''HOW DARE YOU! what you did there was not what I wanted!'' She said, angry.

''OK, maybe your right but this was my team challenge I can just be seen to lose on purpose. I'm a teenage boy and your a hot girl! So sorry if I lost control but you did kick my ass so we are even right?'' He said trying to get out.

''Even? lose control? Ohh no this is not even the start. It's time to show you who is in control here so you never get out of the line."

''W-what are you going to do with me?'' He wondered.

Before he can think about the horrible things she can do with him she walks towards him swaying her nice big hips and getting in front of him she sits on his lap in front of him giving him a yelp.

''If you move or touch me I rat you out got it? this is your punishment so you will have to sit tight'' She said as she slowly starting grinding herself on his groin.

''Ohhhh?'' He gave a confused moaning

''And you're prohibited from getting a boner'!' She said

''WHAT? YOU KIDDING ME?'' He said angrily. You don't just tell a guy to do that! That was like giving a starving orphan a bucket of fried chicken and ordering him not to feel hungry!

But she only laughs and then hugs him pressing her tits right into his chest as tightly as she can.

''I'm serious, If I feel anything get hard down there. Everything about your life is gonna get hard." She said threatening him

Poor Cody was totally against the wall and it only got worst after her impossible request that she grinds her booty even harder into his junk. He had to imagine the worst things ever in the world to prevent him from getting a boner right now from this sexy oiled body woman.

It was like he was between Heaven and hell. The only reason he dint had a boner so far was that he thought about Chef Hatched wearing a bikini.

It didn't help that the girl in question was doing her damndest to make sure he got hard. Moaning and cooing from her actions like he was the world's greatest lover. Grinding her tits hard enough against his chest that he could feel her nipples through her bikini top. Kissing him slowly and sloppily with audible noises. Pressing her lips against his neck, his jaw, his cheeks, and yes, his lips.

"Mmmm *kiss* Do I make you horny baby?" The most cliche canned sex phone line you could get, but damn if it wasn't working "*kiss* You wanna do me? *kiss* You wanna slam me right here in this dirty, dirty cave? *kiss* Plough me *kiss* *Screw me? *kiss* Paint my insides with your white gold? *kiss* Knock me up so I have to call you daddy? *kiss* Suck my big boobs like a baby till milk sprays into your mouth? *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*."

Cody groaned. The girl smiled cruelly as she kissed him on the lips again and kept her lips there, before drawing them down slowly. Taking his lower lip between her teeth and biting down lightly. Then pushing her tongue into his mouth.

'Chef in a bikini! Chris in a thong! That time I walked in on mom and dad on their anniversary!' He thought.

The girl continued to play him. Her ministrations on him growing hotter and hotter and her frustration he hadn't cracked already grew and grew.

'You're not outdoing me again you little shit weasel!' She growled in her mind. Ignoring what the look on his face was doing to her.

But their moment was interrupted by the noise they heard as some pebbles were kicked.

''W-what was that?'' Anne Maria thought.

''Alright, what is going on here? Did you come here to talk to someone from the other tea...m?

The person who stood there who had followed them all this time was no one else but Courtney. She had followed Anne Maria because she was curious and suspected why she had wanted Cora to go to a cave. She sure dint expect Anne Maria to be kissing and booty grinding a girl too.

''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'' She screams.

'Shit! the other bitch is here, I wonder if she heard what I was saying' "None of your business'' She said, tryng to be cool.

Cody took this chance to be able to breathe in peace and she also had stopped kissing him and grinding him which was easier to relax...oh wait NO! it was not because COURTNEY was there and she just busted them. He could not do anything. This situation was just so...

'AHNNNNH!' He mentally moaned as his boner takes full force and Anne Maria feels his really hard rod admitting defeat. Now she could not get without revealing her blackmail material to the future lawyer.

''What we are doing is not of your damn business that's for sure. Now turn around and go away'' Anne said

''So you're a lesbian or something? and you thought doing this with someone from the other team was OK?'' Courtney said

Anna Maria looked down at Cody for a second. Her lips are drawn thin. He didn't know whether she was madder from being found riding on top of him, or that once again he failed to do as she ordered, but he knew that if he spoke right now he'd be in for a world of torment.

"What we do ain't none of your business you preppy wannabe." She said with the deadest of pans.

"Like hell, it isn't! Fraternising with the other team?! Sex on an island with hundreds of cameras everywhere!? Your just begging to be kicked off!" She yelled while pointing at the camera above pointing right at them

Anna Maria shrugged, totally flippant about her situation while still seated on Cody's crotch. "OK first off, that things been taken care of. As far as any of those unpaid losers are concerned it looking at an empty cave."

'WHAT THE HELL? NO! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?' That was all Cody could think now that Courtney knows his secret place.

''The camera is broken? b-'' She was interrupted'

''And also! We were just running the bases. We have a long way to g before I let her hit a home run or a grand slam'' She smirked coyly

''Are you even listening to yourself right now? You know what? I know you were going to do this because of you! Look like a slut. I bet you're just allying to win the game'' Courtney said

'Geez, Courtney sure can bark' Cody thought.

"Oh yeah. A real good alliance. Like when she cost us that extra point during our little 'duel'." The jersey girl licked her top lip at the word 'duel'. Much to Courtney's annoyance. "If we were working together we would have won way more handily than we have been."

'I SWAM AROUND THE WHOLE FREAKING ISLAND BEING CHASED BY SHARKS'' Courtney screamed

''And I am thankful for that but you are being inconvenient right now SO MAYBE you can go back to your cabin and we make this a secret, no one is gonna believe you anyway.'' Anne Maria said

''Oh my god! the elimination Ceremony! I gotta go'' Cody finally said something

"Quiet!" Snapped Anna Maria. Lifting herself up and smashing back down on his crotch to keep him in place "The adults are talking."

"Aghn!'' He moaned in pain

''Oh my god are you really doing that in front of me? that does it I'm out of here but this is not the end you hear me? we are not done talking!'' Courtney said stomping her way out.

After some time The jersey girl gets out of Cody's lap and goes to check if she was really gone giving time for Cody to get up and start to breathe normally now.

''Man I can't believe we got busted like that, I thought my heart was gonna stop''

When he looks back at Anne Maria who came back he dint expect when she kicks him on the dick. He grunts in pain and falls on the floor holding his family jewels.

''AGHN! what? Why?'' He asked

''How dare you take so fucking long to get a boner! I'm the sexiest girl on this forsaken island you should get hard for me on sight!'' She said

''B-but you said you were going to tell my secret if I get one'' He said.

''Whatever! your not useful to me out of the island, now go to that stupid ceremony and then come back to camp with me'' She said

''Camp? what do you mean? like on your team cabin? because that is not a good idea they will ask me why I'm there since I'm not from their team and we can't really camp the two of us in the forest because its dangerous and stuff'' He said fast still in pain of that not making sense bitch.

"Fine. Then you go first."

"Why?"

"Because I don't want you touching yourself. And if I leave the first thing your gonna do is just that. So your gonna head off to the ceremony, right now."

The boy clenches his fists in anger. He sure was hating that woman like he never did before. then he silently walks out of the cave to the ceremony.


*Ceremony of elimination*

Everyone from the Sweet cupcakes was reunited and Chris held the marshmallows.

''Man looks how small this team is, make you feel like not getting another member outright? shame really'' He smirked.

Then he proceeds to Give the marshmallows to everyone except Bridgette, no suspense or what so ever just going straight raw to the point.

''Y'know. I'd like to think theirs a lesson in all of this.'' Chris said

"That you can't always prepare for everything and you can't just always do something without time to prepare?"

"What? No. That life is like an ass in the face. Either learn to enjoy it, or it'll take a duuuuuummmmmeeerrress the time for you to get off the island." He finished hastily after Chef leveled him a serious glare.

Chris goes back to his serious face and proceeds.

''Well Bridgette it was nice having you here, the Dock of shame awaits you''

''I'm sorry Bridgette, you tried so hard'' Zoey said

''We will miss you a lot'' Katie said

''I'm sorry there wasn't another way for you to stay'' Cody said seeing such a nice girl leave.

The blonde smiled back at her shorter teammate "Well I can't say I'm not annoyed. But hey, at least I met you guys right?"

"Awww, Janet!" Lindsay's smile split her face before she grabbed the girl into a tight hug. Since both girls were of similar height her face did not end up in the other blonde's cleavage. However, that didn't mean she wasn't having trouble breathing since Lindsay was a 'very' tight hugger.

"Haha OK, Lindsay let her breathe. We will miss you Bridgette don't forget us" Katie said

Soon enough they see Bridgette with her luggage saying goodbye and step up on the boat getting away from the island.

"Bye guys, see you all later. But not too much latttterrr!"

''And this is the end of the surfer girl, who else will be eliminated? Will we get more faces full of ass? Don't change your channel for one second because next time who knows what will happen. Right here on Total Lady Drama island!'' Chris finishes.


A\N: Oh man! Bridgette was eliminated and Cody just got blue balls. What awaits this insane sexy hell? I'm not telling :D