What's up! The sky of course!

Sorry. Anyways, here is Chapter 1. From here on out the story will be told from mostly Kazuma's perspective, just like the Light Novels. However, if you dislike the First person and prefer third, just say it to me and if enough people say it, I will change it!

If you feel something is off about Kazuma or Aqua, please also tell me. I'm open to all criticism!

Chapter 2

I, Satou Kazuma, had just bought two more anime figurines.

Darjeeling and Miho. Each cost me 10000 yen, but it was money well spent. These were the limited swimsuit versions! They would go perfectly well beside my other figurines.

As I left the shop, clutching my prized possessions, the calm wind blows across my face.

It must have been at least a month since I left my house.

Sadly, even though I'm a hikikomori, I still can't can't stay inside completely. Treasures like the ones I'm holding can't be bought online.

As I began walking back to the bus station, I see someone in my school uniform.

Crap.

I quickly dived into the conveniently grown bush beside me.

I did not want to meet anyone from school. Especially with my goods.

As he came closer, I saw that he was with a girl. And they were all acting lovely dovey.

How could they act like that in public? And in bright daylight! Have some decency!

Well, I wasn't too bothered. I gave up 3d girls long ago. As a hikikomori, these things don't bother me. I already have so many waifus! Who needs actual women? Right?

I sigh to myself as I got out of the bush, and continue on.

Maybe it wasn't too late for me. Maybe if I could meet wonderful girl, my youth could still yet be redeemed. A beautiful girl with the best personality. A girl who accepted who I was.

I laugh to myself at that thought. A girl like that didn't exist. Besides, it's not like a girl like that would just suddenly fall from the sky.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

See, I could hear someone screaming at my stupid thoughts.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Wait, who was screaming? I looked around to find the source, but there was no around. Was I hearing things?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Why was it getting louder?

Could it be from the sky?

I looked up at the sky.

Was that a … a girl? Was my mind playing tricks on me?

Wait…

Where was she going to land?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

I quickly ran and dived to catch her. After carefully placing down my prized possessions of course.

Unfortunately, I tripped and fell.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" CRASH!

She fell head first onto the concrete ground. Dust formed all around where she landed.

Fearing I had just witnessed a death, I quickly got up and ran over to check on her.

As the dust cleared, there was a small crater in the concrete, with the girl lying in the middle.

"Hey, are you okay?" I called to the girl.

Was she still alive?

"Ughhhhh…."

So she was. I should probably get help.

Suddenly, she let out an outburst of anger.

"AAHHH! That damned Goddess Eris! I'm going to kill her when I get back!"

Goddess Eris? The hell?

"I'm going to get this done. And then I'm going to slap those padded breasts of hers into next year!"

What?

The girl quickly sat up and started to dust herself off with her hands. Not a single sign of injury was present.

Wait, how was she not hurt? She fell head first onto concrete, didn't she? Why was there no blood?

Come to think of it, where did she fall from? There was no high buildings anywhere nearby. Did she jump out of a plane?

I decided to ask her one more time.

"Hey, are you okay ?"

The girl suddenly turned around and faced me.

Wow.

Her beauty was beyond the idols shown on television; she had a glamour that surpassed humans.

She had long, silky smooth blue hair.

She seemed to be about my age.

She wasn't too busty nor too lacking, and had a light-purple hagoromo draped over her clothes.

The girl blinked her eyes, which were the same aqua-blue colour as her hair, and stared at me as I tried to figure out what was going on.

Wait….

Blue hair? Blue eyes? Weird clothes?

Was she a cosplayer?

The girl then spoke.

"Ah, a Japanese person! Wonderful! I am Aqua, Goddess of Water! And I require your assistance!"

Huh?

Did she just say she was a goddess? Did she damage her head that much during the fall?

"Be grateful I have chosen you!"

Chose? Chose me for what? What was I supposed to reply to that? And why was she acting with a sense of superiority?

I decided to first ask the question in my mind.

"How did you fall from the sky?"

"Oh, I was teleported too high I think. That damned Eris still doesn't know how to teleport someone probably!"

….What?

I'll ask I different question.

"How did you survive the fall?"

"Haaah? You think a fall from that height can kill a Goddess? Are you that dumb? Now, take me to your home!"

She doesn't seem sane. The fall must have really impacted her intelligence.

Chapter 2 end.